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(TMZ)   Apparently Chris Kelly was on the smiggity-smiggity -smiggity-smack   (tmz.com) divider line 65
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2013-05-02 03:24:44 PM
An easy joke but a solid one.
 
2013-05-02 04:06:21 PM
Thank you for using the proper amount of smiggities, unlike some of the heathens in the last thread.
 
2013-05-02 04:09:25 PM
I smiggity'd.
 
2013-05-02 04:11:04 PM

theurge14: I smiggity'd.


do you need a towel?
 
2013-05-02 04:11:35 PM
Death is whickity whickity wack!
 
2013-05-02 04:12:01 PM

ManateeGag: theurge14: I smiggity'd.

do you need a towel?


Not if I jump, jump.
 
2013-05-02 04:13:31 PM
That is definitely
[puts on sunglasses]
some backwards behavior.


/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2013-05-02 04:14:29 PM
The Mack-daddy's on the... junk junk
 
2013-05-02 04:14:45 PM
When I first heard the news that he was found dead, I thought it was either drugs or murder.
 
2013-05-02 04:15:51 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: The Mack-daddy's on the... junk junk


I bow to you! I lol'd so hard!
 
2013-05-02 04:16:00 PM

browneye: When I first heard the news that he was found dead, I thought it was either drugs or murder.


My only thought was "drugs"
 
2013-05-02 04:19:08 PM
Somebody owes me a new Coke...

Great belly laugh for the day.
 
2013-05-02 04:19:32 PM
No shiat
 
2013-05-02 04:19:55 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Thank you for using the proper amount of smiggities, unlike some of the heathens in the last thread.


One short actually.
 
2013-05-02 04:21:34 PM
"Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and herointhe night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

 Called it up front.
Farking 8 ball.
 
2013-05-02 04:21:43 PM

Iceberg659: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Thank you for using the proper amount of smiggities, unlike some of the heathens in the last thread.

One short actually.


there are only 3
 
2013-05-02 04:27:40 PM

browneye: When I first heard the news that he was found dead, I thought it was either drugs or murder.


vudukungfu: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and herointhe night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

 Called it up front.
Farking 8 ball.


The All-Powerful Atheismo: browneye: When I first heard the news that he was found dead, I thought it was either drugs or murder.

My only thought was "drugs"


You are all racists.
I thought it was lightening, or, flesh eating bacteria
racists
 
2013-05-02 04:29:06 PM

studs up: I thought it was lightening,


GODDAMN YOU CFL BULBS
 
2013-05-02 04:31:55 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: studs up: I thought it was lightening,

GODDAMN YOU CFL BULBS


I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
 
2013-05-02 04:32:34 PM

vudukungfu: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and herointhe night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

 Called it up front.
Farking 8 ball.


Wow. You are really streetwise.
 
2013-05-02 04:34:43 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: studs up: I thought it was lightening,

GODDAMN YOU CFL BULBS


Just realized I used the right meme in the wrong farkin' website. lol
 
2013-05-02 04:35:31 PM
...and nothing of value was lost.

/oblig
 
2013-05-02 04:37:14 PM
I don't know, it sounded more like AIDS.
 
2013-05-02 04:49:36 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Iceberg659: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Thank you for using the proper amount of smiggities, unlike some of the heathens in the last thread.

One short actually.

there are only 3


You are correct. I was thinking about a different iggity part of the song.
 
2013-05-02 04:51:04 PM

NorCalLos: Wow. You are really streetwise.


Not really.
I just called up Katt Williams, and asked him what's been up his ass lately.
That way I keep a finger on what is going on in the entertainment industry.
 
2013-05-02 04:52:01 PM

Iceberg659: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Iceberg659: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Thank you for using the proper amount of smiggities, unlike some of the heathens in the last thread.

One short actually.

there are only 3

You are correct. I was thinking about a different iggity part of the song.


giggity.
 
2013-05-02 04:53:22 PM

vudukungfu: NorCalLos: Wow. You are really streetwise.

Not really.
I just called up Katt Williams, and asked him what's been up his ass lately.
That way I keep a finger on what is going on in the entertainment industry.


So it was your finger up his ass.
 
2013-05-02 04:54:12 PM

NorCalLos: vudukungfu: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and herointhe night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

 Called it up front.
Farking 8 ball.

Wow. You are really streetwise.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 04:54:19 PM
studs up:
You are all racists.
I thought it was lightening, or, flesh eating bacteria
racists


What? He was doing a Michael Jackson and trying to make himself white?

/spell checker hit by lightning bolt?
 
2013-05-02 04:56:34 PM

vudukungfu: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and heroin the night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.


And nothing of value was lost...

/Darwin claims another soul
 
2013-05-02 04:58:24 PM

NorCalLos: vudukungfu: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and herointhe night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

 Called it up front.
Farking 8 ball.

Wow. You are really streetwise.


8 Ball= 3.5 g cocaine
Speedball= mix of cocaine & heroin

/...I'm still streetstupid
 
2013-05-02 04:59:03 PM
Speedballs sure have killed a lot of celebrities. I don't use coke or heroin and I don't intend to start now, but I imagine that the high one gets from a speedball must be pretty damn exhilarating. Any farkers have a speedball story they'd like to share?
 
2013-05-02 05:03:17 PM
pmoraras.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-02 05:08:11 PM
This thread delivers.jpg
 
2013-05-02 05:09:25 PM
Ah applesauce, this young hard boiledrag-a-muffin was all hopped up on the goofballs.He seems like a real dewdropper who don't know for nuttin.
 
2013-05-02 05:11:16 PM
Doubled crossed.
 
2013-05-02 05:12:05 PM

Atomic Spunk: Speedballs sure have killed a lot of celebrities. I don't use coke or heroin and I don't intend to start now, but I imagine that the high one gets from a speedball must be pretty damn exhilarating. Any farkers have a speedball story they'd like to share?


Its the big brother of the Weedball.  A heavy indica strain and espresso shots to stay awake through the buzz.
 
2013-05-02 05:14:13 PM

Calehedron: Atomic Spunk: Speedballs sure have killed a lot of celebrities. I don't use coke or heroin and I don't intend to start now, but I imagine that the high one gets from a speedball must be pretty damn exhilarating. Any farkers have a speedball story they'd like to share?

Its the big brother of the Weedball.  A heavy indica strain and espresso shots to stay awake through the buzz.


A Weedball - hahaha. I laughed more than I should have at that...maybe because I'm high...... ON WEED!
 
2013-05-02 05:16:09 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/crack is whack
 
2013-05-02 05:20:09 PM

peterthx: studs up:
You are all racists.
I thought it was lightening, or, flesh eating bacteria
racists

What? He was doing a Michael Jackson and trying to make himself white?

/spell checker hit by lightning bolt?


Yup, that's the joke
/got the meme right
//on the wrong site
///slashies for my potato post
 
2013-05-02 05:21:55 PM
Junk! Junk! Junk!
 
2013-05-02 05:23:18 PM
Backwards clothes - one of the worst styles from the 90s.
 
2013-05-02 05:30:43 PM

NorCalLos: vudukungfu: "Kris Kross" rapper Chris Kelly had been using a combination of cocaine and herointhe night before his death, this according to the police report obtained by TMZ.

 Called it up front.
Farking 8 ball.

Wow. You are really streetwise.


not really.  anyone who has ever done a speedball knows that there is very little chance of an 8-ball being around...but, i bet you knew that.
 
2013-05-02 05:30:51 PM

Atomic Spunk: Speedballs sure have killed a lot of celebrities. I don't use coke or heroin and I don't intend to start now, but I imagine that the high one gets from a speedball must be pretty damn exhilarating. Any farkers have a speedball story they'd like to share?


I once mixed up nyquil with dayquil... that sucked.
 
2013-05-02 05:36:37 PM
"You speedballin' again, Son? Let Mama take you home and fix you some nice chicken soup so you can rest up for tomorrow, when you can do SOME MORE DRUGS."
 
2013-05-02 06:21:51 PM

skinink: Backwards clothes - one of the worst styles from the 90s.


Still better than men wearing skinny jeans
 
2013-05-02 06:38:53 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: skinink: Backwards clothes - one of the worst styles from the 90s.

Still better than men wearing skinny jeans


Hear, hear. I have an irrational urge to punch, lightly, any man in glasses, an ironic T-shirt, and skinny jeans. Makes it hard to wander around SoDo.
 
2013-05-02 07:04:48 PM
*sigh* Now who will wear the backwards clothes?   Who, I ask you!  WHO?
 
2013-05-02 07:09:02 PM
Cris Cross gets multiple headlines, but Hanneman gets none?

Unfair.
 
2013-05-02 07:17:31 PM
Wow, a musician dying at a young age turns out to have been on drugs?  Such a shocker.
 
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