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(The Raw Story)   If you left an unexploded bomb in the Austin, Texas business district, the police would like you to claim it   (rawstory.com) divider line 81
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2013-05-02 03:37:31 PM
ooh! Maybe this time it'll be a teabagger!
 
2013-05-02 03:37:58 PM
I'll be right there...
 
2013-05-02 03:38:25 PM
Is it like dry cleaning?  Do you need a ticket?
 
2013-05-02 03:38:50 PM
It was Muslims.
 
2013-05-02 03:38:57 PM
Whoever goes in to claim it should be put on a watch list immediately.
 
2013-05-02 03:40:08 PM
So, what, is this an unexploded home-made firecracker? Like seriously, how terrorized do the valiant Austin PD feel?

All I know is that the objective of terrorism is to make your victims live in fear. It seems to have been working out pretty well so far, for the LAST farkING DECADE.
 
2013-05-02 03:40:39 PM
I'm sure Reddit will solve this one.
 
2013-05-02 03:40:56 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-02 03:41:29 PM
Bears?   Yiddish activists?   Sugar-cubers?   Scottish Republican Army?   Free Masonry League?  Oh wait---Houston?   Just some good ole boys having fun?
 
2013-05-02 03:41:52 PM

another cultural observer: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 333x250]


laughingsquid.com
 
2013-05-02 03:42:23 PM
FTFA: Police have been on high alert since pressure cookers were used to detonate home-made explosives [...]

Really?
 
2013-05-02 03:43:18 PM
Well ya'see officer, I had this damn stump in my yard...
 
2013-05-02 03:43:51 PM
UNexploded?

Carry on...
 
2013-05-02 03:45:33 PM
Unexploded bomb in Austin, shooting in Houston.  Oooo, what if it's separatists?
 
2013-05-02 03:45:40 PM

Rhypskallion: Bears?   Yiddish activists?   Sugar-cubers?   Scottish Republican Army?   Free Masonry League?  Oh wait---Houston?   Just some good ole boys having fun?


Austin. Hipsters with twangs
 
2013-05-02 03:46:59 PM
Like a bag of Taco Bell Burrito Supremes sitting on a bench?
 
2013-05-02 03:48:02 PM
I've got the men available for it.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 03:48:25 PM

wearetheworld: Whoever goes in to claim it should be put on a watch list immediately.


YOU RACIST!!!
 
2013-05-02 03:48:50 PM
somebody set us up
 
2013-05-02 03:49:22 PM
In other news you can't even say bomb at school in Canada or you'll get expelled.
 
2013-05-02 03:52:17 PM
Keep Austin Wired!
 
2013-05-02 03:54:04 PM
So, is it a lone nut job or a terrorist?

I mean, muslim or non-muslim?
 
2013-05-02 03:54:59 PM
Rick Perry can pray the bomb away.
 
2013-05-02 03:56:20 PM
DAMNIT, stay out of my town, you farking loons.
 
2013-05-02 03:58:19 PM
Oops.  Sorry.  I...

No wait.  I left mine in Houston.

Never mind.  Carry on.
 
2013-05-02 03:59:13 PM
Austin? Probably was some Slacker anarchist.

//on phone, will have to post Linklater
 
2013-05-02 04:01:09 PM

James!: Unexploded bomb in Austin, shooting in Houston.  Oooo, what if it's separatists?


Uh oh, people in San Antone better look out...they're next!
 
2013-05-02 04:01:14 PM
If it's nuclear it's mine if not never mind.
 
2013-05-02 04:02:38 PM

Astorix: In other news you can't even say bomb at school in Canada or you'll get expelled.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-02 04:03:18 PM

blatz514: James!: Unexploded bomb in Austin, shooting in Houston.  Oooo, what if it's separatists?

Uh oh, people in San Antone better look out...they're next!


False: If many, many bombs went off in San Antonio, nobody would notice. Terrorists won't even bother.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:29 PM
FTA:
"Police have been on high alert since pressure cookers were used to detonate home-made explosives at the Boston Marathon on April 15..."

Umm...why?
 
2013-05-02 04:03:34 PM
Things that are the bomb in Austin...

Home Slice Pizza
Barton Springs
Free booze and food at SXSW

feel free to add more if you are from Austin.


/welcome to Austin, make sure to go back home
 
2013-05-02 04:04:51 PM

Ed Willy: Austin? Probably was some Slacker anarchist.

//on phone, will have to post Linklater


Texas Nationalist Movement

Dick Perry FFS
 
2013-05-02 04:06:29 PM
Michael Bay is filming Transformers 4 in and near Austin.
 
2013-05-02 04:09:25 PM

darth_badger: Michael Bay is filming Transformers 4 in and near Austin.


Have they started in with "Trans4mers" yet?
 
2013-05-02 04:15:25 PM

another cultural observer: darth_badger: Michael Bay is filming Transformers 4 in and near Austin.

Have they started in with "Trans4mers" yet?


ewinsidemovies.files.wordpress.com

Kind of ...
 
2013-05-02 04:16:19 PM
Moved out of Austin a while back, so....
Pond springs is "the Austin business district" now?
 
2013-05-02 04:17:53 PM

darth_badger: Things that are the bomb in Austin...

Home Slice Pizza
Barton Springs
Free booze and food at SXSW

feel free to add more if you are from Austin.


/welcome to Austin, make sure to go back home


Thundercloud Subs.
 
2013-05-02 04:18:05 PM

darth_badger: Things that are the bomb in Austin...

Home Slice Pizza
Barton Springs
Free booze and food at SXSW

feel free to add more if you are from Austin.


/welcome to Austin, make sure to go back home


Real Ale Hans Pils.
Austin Beerworks.
Hops and Grains.


\buuurp.
 
2013-05-02 04:18:20 PM
I didn't do it!

/Lives in Austin
 
2013-05-02 04:18:29 PM

blatz514: James!: Unexploded bomb in Austin, shooting in Houston.  Oooo, what if it's separatists?

Uh oh, people in San Antone better look out...they're next!


No hay una problema, ese.
 
2013-05-02 04:19:04 PM

Do the needful: darth_badger: Things that are the bomb in Austin...

Home Slice Pizza
Barton Springs
Free booze and food at SXSW

feel free to add more if you are from Austin.


/welcome to Austin, make sure to go back home

Thundercloud Subs.


Yes!
 
2013-05-02 04:23:56 PM
Austin?
This is all I know about Austin:
blogs.houstonpress.com
Seems oddly relevant
 
2013-05-02 04:24:11 PM
Also add East Side King.
 
2013-05-02 04:24:40 PM
The Illuminati will frame Alex Jones for it to silence him.
 
2013-05-02 04:26:00 PM

flynn80: The Illuminati will frame Alex Jones for it to silence him.


You know, at this point if Alex Jones did commit a crime it would just cause more people to believe him.
 
2013-05-02 04:32:44 PM

Maud Dib: darth_badger: Things that are the bomb in Austin...

Home Slice Pizza
Barton Springs
Free booze and food at SXSW

feel free to add more if you are from Austin.


/welcome to Austin, make sure to go back home

Real Ale Hans Pils.
Austin Beerworks.
Hops and Grains.


\buuurp.


Jester King
Rudy's

must adds to this list......
 
2013-05-02 04:48:13 PM
Krowdaddy Chixdiggit:
Jester King
Rudy's

must adds to this list......


Rudy's???
C'mon, man...go to Franklin or John Mueller and have some real BBQ.
 
2013-05-02 04:49:18 PM

James!: flynn80: The Illuminati will frame Alex Jones for it to silence him.

You know, at this point if Alex Jones did commit a crime it would just cause more people to believe him.


I never understood the whole Alex Jones thing.  Isn't his big claim to fame a shiatty video about 9/11 which was mostly crap to begin with?  That was the only time I had heard about the guy and then out of nowhere he actually has followers several years later.  What exactly is his angle?  Does he sell books or movies, or does he actually believe himself?
 
2013-05-02 04:52:30 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Maud Dib: darth_badger: Things that are the bomb in Austin...

Home Slice Pizza
Barton Springs
Free booze and food at SXSW

feel free to add more if you are from Austin.


/welcome to Austin, make sure to go back home

Real Ale Hans Pils.
Austin Beerworks.
Hops and Grains.


\buuurp.

Jester King
Rudy's

must adds to this list......



Town Lake Hike ad Bike trail
Alamo Drafthouse
Cherrywood Coffee House

/it's still town lake to me!
 
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