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(KXLH Helena)   "Screw the pic-i-nic baskets, Boo Boo. Let's get into the real serious s***"   (kxlh.com) divider line 38
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2013-05-02 05:26:32 PM
Found him!

1.bp.blogspot.com

Or not.
 
2013-05-02 05:34:05 PM
Why would they even have explosives?  Avalanche mitigation?
 
2013-05-02 05:56:15 PM
well... fark.
 
2013-05-02 06:07:39 PM
boo boo is underage.
just sayin
 
2013-05-02 06:54:47 PM
I blame the unibooboo
 
2013-05-02 06:56:16 PM
Looks like Smokey the Bear self-radicalized.
 
2013-05-02 06:58:47 PM
Let's... get.. DANGEROUS!
 
2013-05-02 07:03:14 PM

nekom: Why would they even have explosives?  Avalanche mitigation?


Yes, and stump removal and clearing out large boulders from rock slides. Lots of reasons to kaboom.
 
2013-05-02 07:04:33 PM
Interesting, but I'm a little disappointed due to thinking that the headline referred to bears stealing weed or booze. Anyway, I hope they use this flag if they're forming a militia:
i1243.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 07:04:48 PM
Damn, they stole det-cord? I've seen that stuff used in Afghanistan. Looks fun, and extremely dangerous.
 
2013-05-02 07:05:51 PM
images.theage.com.au
If you have seen Cindy "Sharia" Bear, Yogi "The Hungry Prophet" Bear, BooBoo "Intifadah" Bear, and Ranger "The Infiltrator" Smith, call the FBI or your local law enforcement agency immediately. Despite looking pleasant and friendly, they are highly dangerous criminals part of a terrorist group called the "Jellystone Jihadist Movement."
Use extreme caution. Consider them armed and dangerous.
 
2013-05-02 07:06:24 PM

SeedFreak: nekom: Why would they even have explosives?  Avalanche mitigation?

Yes, and stump removal and clearing out large boulders from rock slides. Lots of reasons to kaboom.


And beached whales, don't forget beached whales.
 
2013-05-02 07:06:56 PM
Great.

I, too, thought the story would be some cuteness about bears breaking into a liquor store or Sam's Club or something.

Instead, somebody out there has unauthorized explosives.
 
2013-05-02 07:08:52 PM
Lovely stuff.  We use to blow up beaver dams with explosives.  Primacord was always a blast when you wanted to blow up multiple places at once.
 
2013-05-02 07:09:37 PM
Oh high explosive cast boosters, great that won't help.
 
2013-05-02 07:09:45 PM
Oh, my God... It's the "UNIBOOBOO"!!! O_O

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-02 07:09:47 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: boo boo is underage.
just sayin


Oh, Yogi knows it all too well:

www.cartoonbrew.com
 
2013-05-02 07:12:26 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Jon iz teh kewl: boo boo is underage.
just sayin

Oh, Yogi knows it all too well:

[www.cartoonbrew.com image 480x1126]


Good thing I wasn't planning to sleep tonight.
 
2013-05-02 07:12:32 PM
Don't panic.  It was the BEAVERS looking to take down a stand of trees for a new dam.

diggingalot.org
 
2013-05-02 07:14:28 PM
A reward of up to $5,000 is being offered to anyone who provides information that leads to the recovery of the explosives and to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for the theft.

The whole Chris Dorner thing brought that clause to light. the people who led police to the guy got NOTHING because he was neither arrested nor convicted.
 
2013-05-02 07:15:13 PM

nekom: Why would they even have explosives?  Avalanche mitigation?


Bears.
 
2013-05-02 07:19:35 PM
A reasonable person would expect that high explosives would be stored in a secure place.
Alarms, motion detectors, cameras...
Heads will roll!
 
2013-05-02 07:20:07 PM
In before bootlickers that defended the Boston cops start defending these badge wearing morons too.
 
2013-05-02 07:25:18 PM
What a bunch of Dzhokars.
 
2013-05-02 07:27:52 PM

nekom: Why would they even have explosives? Avalanche mitigation?


That would be one use.  Road work, logjams in rivers, boulders that one day decide to roll downhill into an inconvenient place, and, sad to say, sometimes a beaver dam has to be sacrificed to prevent a campground or service road from flooding.  I think there are even situations where explosives are used to fight forest fires.
 
2013-05-02 07:28:33 PM

Captain Steroid: Oh, my God... It's the "UNIBOOBOO"!!! O_O

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]


i2.listal.com

I'll take the case!

/FYI Safesearch off GIS for unibooboo brings nearly naked pregnant women for some reason
 
2013-05-02 07:41:07 PM
Likely the local white supremacist tea party Arian nationist sovereign citizens arming themselves against the DHS MRAPs filled with 1.6 billion bullets.

Did I get all of the usual Fark red herring suspects out of the way?
 
2013-05-02 07:53:51 PM
I worked with a guy who had a pyro licence. He blew up beaver dams when he wasn't working elsewhere. Had a containment for the explosives on his property that met spec, so he could get practically anything he wanted. He lives (lived, I don't know) in a pretty rural part of Alabama on several acres. He mostly used det-cord for the dams and apparently make good money on the side ("I keep blowin' them up, they keep rebuilding them"). But he always joked that when he was at home, his neighbors definitely knew he was there.

The kicker? He was our projects Safety Manager.
 
2013-05-02 08:27:51 PM
Does the bear explode in the woods?
 
2013-05-02 08:29:19 PM
 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-02 09:26:55 PM

Walter Paisley: Interesting, but I'm a little disappointed due to thinking that the headline referred to bears stealing weed or booze. Anyway, I hope they use this flag if they're forming a militia:
[i1243.photobucket.com image 500x300]


Woof! Also, that was my first thought too. BEARS ON METH. Or maybe bath salts.

/I am disappoint
 
2013-05-02 09:51:43 PM
Which parky-type service is it that likes to use explosives to blow up whale and donkey carcasses?
 
2013-05-02 10:34:28 PM
"This is Yogi Bear.  The Jellystone Jihadist Movement, part of the Picnic Basket Liberation Organization have taken these explosive devices to fight against the Jellystone oppressors, the Park Rangers who try to stop us from taking picnic baskets from the tourists who enter our land.  We shall not hibernate until ALL your picnic baskets are freed from your hands and the rivers run pink with Peptol Bismol so as to aid us with our indigestion.  The movement shall not stop!  Think that this is not possible?  I am smarter than the average bear!"
 
2013-05-02 10:50:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-03 01:46:42 AM

ToastTheRabbit: A reward of up to $5,000 is being offered to anyone who provides information that leads to the recovery of the explosives and to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for the theft.

The whole Chris Dorner thing brought that clause to light. the people who led police to the guy got NOTHING because he was neither arrested nor convicted.


The camp ranger whose car Dorner jacked is still fighting for the million:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/30/christopher-dorner-reward-m on ey_n_3183493.html
 
2013-05-03 01:48:43 AM

TinyFist: I worked with a guy who had a pyro licence. He blew up beaver dams when he wasn't working elsewhere. Had a containment for the explosives on his property that met spec, so he could get practically anything he wanted. He lives (lived, I don't know) in a pretty rural part of Alabama on several acres. He mostly used det-cord for the dams and apparently make good money on the side ("I keep blowin' them up, they keep rebuilding them"). But he always joked that when he was at home, his neighbors definitely knew he was there.

The kicker? He was our projects Safety Manager.


Well, I wouldn't be nervous about that as long as he didn't own any guns.
 
2013-05-03 03:47:20 AM
It was probably someone exercising their constitutional right to keep & arm bears.

The family homestead was in Red Lodge... until gramps lost it in a poker game. Insanely cold in the winter though. Even if it stayed in the family I wouldn't be anywhere near that part of the world today.
 
2013-05-03 12:11:31 PM

ReverendJimBobHammer: SeedFreak: nekom: Why would they even have explosives?  Avalanche mitigation?

Yes, and stump removal and clearing out large boulders from rock slides. Lots of reasons to kaboom.

And beached whales, don't forget beached whales.


Maybe check the link before commenting. :)
 
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