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(The Onion)   The Richard B. Cheney Vice-Presidential Library is now open to the public. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here   (theonion.com) divider line 37
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2013-05-02 01:19:46 PM
10 votes:
Free shotgun blast to the face for the first 500 customers.
2013-05-02 02:23:18 PM
5 votes:
I hope the Cheney Library shows the video of the prep work for his heart surgery.

i.ytimg.com
2013-05-02 01:32:35 PM
3 votes:
you may or may not get shot in the face.  and before you leave, you have to apologize for getting shot in the face.
2013-05-02 04:53:26 PM
2 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net
The basement of the Richard B Cheney Library
2013-05-02 04:52:45 PM
2 votes:

NostroZ: freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.

Conservatives with half a brain are also frightened of him.


Can you be more specific? How many is that?
2013-05-02 03:49:02 PM
2 votes:
No matter if you like him or hate him, you got to give a hand to someone who makes this an official White House portrait....

www.fema.gov
2013-05-02 03:14:10 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com i2.ytimg.comthewordzombie.com images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-05-02 02:55:09 PM
2 votes:
When did the The Onion start doing real news?
2013-05-02 02:43:12 PM
2 votes:
www.secretsofthefed.com
2013-05-02 02:36:02 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Klaatu! Barata! Ni-*cough cough*...
2013-05-02 02:32:12 PM
2 votes:

CaptSacto: NostroZ: Keeve: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.

Then why is he getting a god damn shrine in the form of a library?

It's an EVIL library.

I thought ALL libraries are evil... because they have books... and books hold facts, which we all know have a LIBERAL BIAS!  Hence, evil.

The books in the Cheney library are written in blood and bound with HUMAN SKIN.


Ed Gein would look at Cheney and say "ew"
2013-05-02 02:25:12 PM
2 votes:

poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.


No, no... you don't understand how comically super villain evil he is.

When I canvassed for the Democrats in 04 in a super Republican rich neighborhood, even the people who said "I vote Republican all my life and will again for Bush, but I'm frightened as hell of Cheney".


His own party fears him.
There is no other that compares.
photos1.blogger.com
2013-05-02 01:31:44 PM
2 votes:
Mom, it's cold in here.
2013-05-02 04:46:55 PM
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-05-02 04:41:45 PM
1 votes:
The guides are super helpful, though.

www.stanwinstonschool.com
2013-05-02 04:38:33 PM
1 votes:
The library no longer has an administrative board.  Fear will keep the librarians in line now.
2013-05-02 04:03:02 PM
1 votes:

freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.



www.nypost.com

"Sarah Palin porn star Lisa Ann is the number one porn star in the world."


I'm scared of how she gives me a GIANT BONER!!

i.imgur.com
2013-05-02 03:57:58 PM
1 votes:

Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.


I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.
2013-05-02 03:52:37 PM
1 votes:

albatros183: If only the next president had shopped smart and worked at S-Mart


He did.

i190.photobucket.com
2013-05-02 03:41:21 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-02 03:37:16 PM
1 votes:
cvillewords.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-02 03:21:10 PM
1 votes:
Will it be at an undisclosed location? Has google earth been told to blank out the location?

Wouldn't it be more properly described as Cheney's "lair?"
2013-05-02 03:06:31 PM
1 votes:
Te intranasal forcefeeding at the snackbar was a bit much.  I had a decent breakfast and was just hoping for something like a pretzel, since I was feeling a bit peckish. I blame myself for not foreseeing that the all you can drink option for an extra fifty cents was gonna be getting waterboarded with Vanilla Coke.
2013-05-02 02:48:33 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

i.qkme.me
2013-05-02 02:42:38 PM
1 votes:
is it in the hague?
2013-05-02 02:41:51 PM
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Cheney supports gay rights, btw


Does his perfidy know no bounds?
2013-05-02 02:39:21 PM
1 votes:
Meh; you haven't seen shiat till you've seen Cheney's Volcano Lair.

He hosted the Real Republican National Convention last year. I worked for months to perfect my evil laugh/ moustache combo.
2013-05-02 02:39:16 PM
1 votes:
Deep down in the Rockies out in Wyoming
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a scary mountain that was dark and rainy
Underneath it was a cavern home to Richard B. Cheney
The horrible screams and the sulphurous smell
Made you think it was another open gateway to Hell.

Go, Go
Go, Cheney, Go...
2013-05-02 02:36:21 PM
1 votes:
the Hall of Obfuscation

That's glorious.
2013-05-02 02:35:33 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Lesen macht frei


www.deathcamps.org

/beat me to the reference.
2013-05-02 02:30:54 PM
1 votes:
I also heard the library contains potassium benzoate.
2013-05-02 02:29:51 PM
1 votes:

NostroZ: Keeve: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.

Then why is he getting a god damn shrine in the form of a library?

It's an EVIL library.

I thought ALL libraries are evil... because they have books... and books hold facts, which we all know have a LIBERAL BIAS!  Hence, evil.


The books in the Cheney library are written in blood and bound with HUMAN SKIN.
2013-05-02 02:27:27 PM
1 votes:

Keeve: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.

Then why is he getting a god damn shrine in the form of a library?

It's an EVIL library.


I thought ALL libraries are evil... because they have books... and books hold facts, which we all know have a LIBERAL BIAS!  Hence, evil.
2013-05-02 02:26:20 PM
1 votes:

Keeve: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.

Then why is he getting a god damn shrine in the form of a library?

It's an EVIL library.


Correction: EEEVILLLLL
2013-05-02 02:24:43 PM
1 votes:
The outside of the library looks like the Death Star
2013-05-02 02:23:37 PM
1 votes:
Price of admission: YOUR SOUL!
2013-05-02 01:55:59 PM
1 votes:
WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.
 
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