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(The Onion)   The Richard B. Cheney Vice-Presidential Library is now open to the public. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here   (theonion.com) divider line 87
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2013-05-02 03:14:10 PM  
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2013-05-02 03:21:10 PM  
Will it be at an undisclosed location? Has google earth been told to blank out the location?

Wouldn't it be more properly described as Cheney's "lair?"
 
2013-05-02 03:21:25 PM  
I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.
 
2013-05-02 03:31:32 PM  

Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.


Absolutely gorram right! Unconvicted war criminals always cheese me off!

media.dcentertainment.com
 
2013-05-02 03:34:16 PM  

Astorix: The outside of the library looks like the Death Star


I was going to say Mount Doom or The Black Forest.
 
2013-05-02 03:37:16 PM  
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2013-05-02 03:41:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 03:49:02 PM  
No matter if you like him or hate him, you got to give a hand to someone who makes this an official White House portrait....

www.fema.gov
 
2013-05-02 03:52:37 PM  

albatros183: If only the next president had shopped smart and worked at S-Mart


He did.

i190.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 03:57:58 PM  

Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.


I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.
 
2013-05-02 04:02:18 PM  
Even though you are deep in a cave, you'll feel a draft. In fact five of them. One for every deferment that he received. Was it his last one... ole Number 5, that he got for knocking his wife up? Though she was only a few months along, he wrangled a pass. Knowing that he porked his wife to avoid military service and she popped out a lesbian must eat at him every waking moment of his life.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:02 PM  

freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.



www.nypost.com

"Sarah Palin porn star Lisa Ann is the number one porn star in the world."


I'm scared of how she gives me a GIANT BONER!!

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2013-05-02 04:03:54 PM  
infoscussion.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-02 04:08:48 PM  
what's the penalty for an overdue book?
what kinds of books do they feature in the weekend reading circles?
what kinds iof fun cartoon characters do they bring to do guest readings?
 
2013-05-02 04:09:39 PM  

freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.


Conservatives with half a brain are also frightened of him.

Mr. RoadWarrior, do you hate your fellow country men so much so that your only criteria for liking a leader is how much your opponents hate/fear him?
 
2013-05-02 04:11:48 PM  

grokca: Mom, it's cold in here.


Shut up, or I'll flush it again.
 
2013-05-02 04:12:15 PM  

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 480x343]


I'm almost evil enough to vote for him.
 
2013-05-02 04:27:18 PM  

CaptSacto: Free shotgun blast to the face for the first 500 customers.


That is the penalty for over due books, or maybe Gitmo.
 
2013-05-02 04:35:58 PM  

NostroZ: freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.

Conservatives with half a brain are also frightened of him.

Mr. RoadWarrior, do you hate your fellow country men so much so that your only criteria for liking a leader is how much your opponents hate/fear him?


Not to put words in his mouth, but what I think he means is that he likes the guy because he tweaks their noses.  Everybody, liberal, conservative or whatever, gets a kick out of seeing their rivals squirm a little.  I doubt anyone's only criterion for liking a leader is the degree of fear which he engenders.
 
2013-05-02 04:38:33 PM  
The library no longer has an administrative board.  Fear will keep the librarians in line now.
 
2013-05-02 04:41:45 PM  
The guides are super helpful, though.

www.stanwinstonschool.com
 
2013-05-02 04:46:55 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-02 04:52:13 PM  
Jesus, you guys need to get over it.
 
2013-05-02 04:52:45 PM  

NostroZ: freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.

Conservatives with half a brain are also frightened of him.


Can you be more specific? How many is that?
 
2013-05-02 04:53:26 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
The basement of the Richard B Cheney Library
 
2013-05-02 04:57:36 PM  

Grimlock2099: [media.abovetopsecret.com image 640x480]


That black out is actually in the farking book itself on Google Books. I wonder if the first edition, first printing was that way.
 
2013-05-02 04:57:41 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Klaatu! Barata! Ni-*cough cough*...


Did you say the words correctly?
 
2013-05-02 05:34:53 PM  
Remember when the Onion was funny?  A groundbreaker and not a tired meme echo chamber?  I do. Those were Good times.....
 
2013-05-02 06:21:33 PM  
Is there a hologram of him greeting visitors with "Go fark yourself?"
 
2013-05-02 07:17:43 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x186]
The basement of the Richard B Cheney Library


"This is not a dream..."

John Carpenter on a limited budget puts out GREAT work!
 
2013-05-02 07:45:07 PM  
Forget Metallica
s18.postimg.org
The true Master of Puppets.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:49 PM  
Cue the pic from the first Indiana Jones flick of the old man pushing the cart in the warehouse.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:01 PM  

2wolves: Cue the pic from the first Indiana Jones flick of the old man pushing the cart in the warehouse.


Or the warty albino pushing a creeky wooden cart into the forest, leading to the torture chamber under the forest.
 
2013-05-02 11:51:01 PM  
This song, with bad acoustics, plays in the background.....
 
2013-05-02 11:53:01 PM  
Doh. Don't like the new fark layout.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QEllLECo4OM"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QEllLECo4OM#!

There!
 
2013-05-03 01:23:35 AM  
Coming to an undisclosed location near you!
 
2013-05-03 11:58:04 AM  

Allen. The end.: Mr. Shabooboo: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x186]
The basement of the Richard B Cheney Library

"This is not a dream..."

John Carpenter on a limited budget puts out GREAT work!


IMHO Prince of Darkness is a very underrated movie..

I wonder if Dick Cheney spewed evil water at W. and that was how he was controlled?
 
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