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(USA Today)   North Korea sentences American to 15 years of being a North Korean   (usatoday.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-02 02:43:41 PM
3 votes:
Don't we still have one Kriss Kross available?
2013-05-02 02:28:41 PM
3 votes:

The_Sponge: He's from my town, (Lynnwood) so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.


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2013-05-02 02:22:23 PM
3 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?


They won't release him until he fixes their missiles and teaches them how to unfriend someone on facebook.
2013-05-03 01:05:02 PM
2 votes:

ciberido: and that makes me lose respect for you.


Yeah, I don't care about that.
2013-05-02 05:06:42 PM
2 votes:
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Well...   ...Bae!
2013-05-02 02:47:27 PM
2 votes:
I wonder how long before Dennis Rodman's phone is ringing
2013-05-02 02:33:40 PM
2 votes:
We should just make a trade to get this guy back, Dennis Rodman ought to do nicely.
2013-05-02 02:31:11 PM
2 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?


Trade Bush for him.
2013-05-02 01:20:45 PM
2 votes:
So which former President will we send to get this one released?
2013-05-02 08:05:43 PM
1 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?


President Rodman.
2013-05-02 06:11:56 PM
1 votes:
Send in Rambo??
2013-05-02 06:02:46 PM
1 votes:

rosebud_the_sled: Anyone stupid enough to travel through NK thinking that it is without risk of some sort of random governmental action is a moron and deserves what they get.  If they understand that it is with risk, well then, they should just accept it when the dice don't roll in their favor and their estimation of the risk was flawed.

Good thing he's a Christian, because then he knows that God generally punishes the stupid, so he should be OK with his situation.


Well, you seem like a delight.
2013-05-02 04:47:21 PM
1 votes:
Can't we send Dennis Rodman back to play nice and see if we can get him home?
2013-05-02 04:45:58 PM
1 votes:
I read his crime was taking pics of starving kids. Best Korea frowns on things like that.

He'll be traded back, probably just for having an important person visit and ask nicely.

As for the war mongers, you'd have better luck taking over that country with reliable food rations. Hungry people follow the guy who can feed them.
2013-05-02 04:31:32 PM
1 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?


President Rodman.
2013-05-02 04:28:10 PM
1 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?


We'll just send Dennis Rodman back.
2013-05-02 04:02:18 PM
1 votes:
Clinton would go if it was for a hot young chick.
2013-05-02 03:52:30 PM
1 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?

 how about Ford
images.defensetech.org
2013-05-02 03:51:20 PM
1 votes:
If anyone who has lived in or been raised in North Korea wants to chime in here, I'm all ears.  Otherwise, you morans are all relying on media reports of what CNN wants you to believe.
2013-05-02 03:30:53 PM
1 votes:
How sad is it that we can't even consider sending W Bush or Cheney over there? Clinton will have to take time away from his very important NGO to once again deal with this, all because we can't trust the guy whose biggest project this week are more self portraits to get it done.

And they'd probably just arrest Dick and turn him over to The Hague.

America!
2013-05-02 03:21:27 PM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: Tell them they can return our citizen or we can send a hellfire missile up Kims ass. And mean it.


so you want to kill hundreds, or thousands, because one dumbass wandered into a country he shouldn't be in?

/oh, okay.
2013-05-02 03:19:40 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?

Cheney


Ooh, a trade? Because that would be sweet.
2013-05-02 03:18:57 PM
1 votes:
Someone's butthurt that we stopped paying attention to his tantrums...

nekom: So which former basketball player will we send to get this one released?


FTFY
2013-05-02 03:12:19 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: [0.tqn.com image 498x359]
R.I.P. Victim of unspecified hostel acts


That's not a picture of people who payed to see that movie...
2013-05-02 03:06:22 PM
1 votes:

nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?


Cheney
2013-05-02 02:57:17 PM
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: Don't we still have one Kriss Kross available?


we only have one left, and you have to save him until level 8-4 at the main boss character.
2013-05-02 02:48:47 PM
1 votes:
0.tqn.com
R.I.P. Victim of unspecified hostel acts
2013-05-02 02:47:51 PM
1 votes:
Why the hell would anyone willingly go to North Korea? Reminds me of the moronic hikers that the Iranians nabbed.

/dnrtfa
2013-05-02 02:46:19 PM
1 votes:
Fittingly enough, subby, the charge, though unspecified publicly, was "being American" and the sentence is to be Korean.  It has a very Clockwork Orange ring to it.
2013-05-02 02:45:07 PM
1 votes:

Cathedralmaster: Forget sending in one person. Send in a whole bunch - the marines. Practice the type of diplomacy that comes at muzzle velocity.


How about we just send you.

/Soldiers have been through enough the last 10 years.
2013-05-02 02:32:01 PM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: probesport: The_Sponge: He's from my town, (Lynnwood) so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

[images.amazon.com image 500x500]

Hahahahaha!

Of course, Lynwood, CA is a bad area in So Cal.....Lynnwood, WA is a Seattle suburb with a big ass mall, and plenty of massage parlors and bikini/lingerie latte stands.

/We're not called "Sinwood" for nothing.


ALDERWOOD MALL

CAN I GET A WUT WUT
2013-05-02 02:30:14 PM
1 votes:
Tell them they can return our citizen or we can send a hellfire missile up Kims ass. And mean it.
2013-05-02 02:29:03 PM
1 votes:

Why Would I Read the Article: Well, I mean...it says right there that his crimes were proved with evidence. Evidence!


They clearly learned from the FBI "investigation" into the Boston bombings.
2013-05-02 02:27:00 PM
1 votes:

Keeve: nekom: So which former President will we send to get this one released?

They won't release him until he fixes their missiles and teaches them how to unfriend someone on facebook.


And upgrade MS Paint.
2013-05-02 02:26:00 PM
1 votes:
I think I saw this season of 24.
2013-05-02 02:25:54 PM
1 votes:
A guilty verdict was inevitable after another KCNA report Saturday claimed "he admitted that he committed crimes aimed to topple the DPRK with hostility toward it had the ever-loving shiat tortured out of him until he admitted whatever his captors wanted him to say to make it stop.  His crimes were proved by evidence because we said so."

fark that regime.  fark it long and fark it hard with a cactus covered in cayenne.
2013-05-02 02:24:07 PM
1 votes:
www.beldar.org
2013-05-02 02:23:40 PM
1 votes:
I prefer reading about this kind of crap in historic texts, not current events.   Good luck Mr Bae.
2013-05-02 02:18:06 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, hard labor is considered a vacation in Best Korea.
 
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