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(Opposing Views)   Just in time for Mother's Day: a new line of cards that feature same-sex, incarcerated, transgender and low-income immigrant moms   (opposingviews.com) divider line 99
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2013-05-02 02:49:33 PM  

bugmn99: Try that lesbian chicken crap on a farm and see how many eggs you get.

Be sure to tell the farmer how normal and natural it is.


Not sure if serious
 
2013-05-02 02:58:45 PM  

serial_crusher: [mama2013.huang.radicaldesigns.org image 280x190]

I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?


Dude. Even MY gaydar went off on that one.
 
2013-05-02 02:59:48 PM  

Tom_Slick: Chimpasaurus: Why are dads getting mother's day cards? So if you're a gay or single dad you get to celebrate mother's day AND father's day?

You know that is an interesting question, i think I will ask the lesbian couple who just had a child in my bowling league.


STRIKE!
 
2013-05-02 03:00:32 PM  

Tom_Slick: [blogs.babble.com image 570x452]


That card really says it all
 
2013-05-02 03:03:57 PM  

Tom_Slick: [blogs.babble.com image 570x452]


Someone say Big Baby Head?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-02 03:05:41 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?


Funny. A woman gets bolt-ons, and they're "not real," according to the tit aficionados of fark. Yet a guy gets bolt-ons, and he's suddenly a "real woman"?
 
2013-05-02 03:10:28 PM  

Calehedron: Tom_Slick: [blogs.babble.com image 570x452]

Someone say Big Baby Head?

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 299x168]


Like a baby's arm holdin an apple!

/got nothin
 
2013-05-02 03:14:35 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?

Funny. A woman gets bolt-ons, and they're "not real," according to the tit aficionados of fark. Yet a guy gets bolt-ons, and he's suddenly a "real woman"?


Hint: Tits don't make a woman.
 
2013-05-02 03:14:43 PM  

Nabb1: Yes please: Nabb1: serial_crusher: [mama2013.huang.radicaldesigns.org image 280x190]

I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?

No.  Graffiti artist dads.

That's a transgendered mom, you insensitive prick.

Well, gee.  Why would you choose to be a bald man when changing genders?  I mean, at least keep the hair.


For authenticity.  Our maybe it's a side effect of the hormones.
I think it would also make a great card for a mom with Benjamin Button disease.
 
2013-05-02 03:16:47 PM  

serial_crusher: codergirl42: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: codergirl42: Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?

... Some trans people have children after transitioning...

Gross

No, there is nothing gross about it. Just like gay people with children is not gross.

Squeezing a baby out through your penis is pretty impressive, imho.  I imagine it would be gross to watch, but then again so is the normal birthing process.


Yeah, becuase you have to physically give birth to have children right?
 
2013-05-02 03:17:35 PM  
why would you buy a mother's day card for your dad in prison?
Do low income immigrant mom's need different mother's day cards than high income native born moms?
Can't you buy a mother's day card for both your moms instead of making them share the same crappy card, you cheap, ungrateful little shiat?
 
2013-05-02 03:19:59 PM  

Peki: HAMMERTOE: Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?

Funny. A woman gets bolt-ons, and they're "not real," according to the tit aficionados of fark. Yet a guy gets bolt-ons, and he's suddenly a "real woman"?

Hint: Tits don't make a woman.


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amen
 
2013-05-02 03:21:19 PM  

vudukungfu: serial_crusher: [mama2013.huang.radicaldesigns.org image 280x190]

I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?

Dude. Even MY gaydar went off on that one.


yeah that cartoon dude is pretty cartoon gay. Dunno why you'd buy your dad a mother's day card though
 
2013-05-02 03:26:01 PM  
My GF has two moms.

Pretty stereotypical lesbians, handy with a chainsaw, legs like rugby players, etc.

Gotta admit that I'd totally watch if they got it on, though; I imagine it would be like watching a bear go at a bee's nest.
 
2013-05-02 03:29:24 PM  

skullkrusher: Peki: HAMMERTOE: Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?

Funny. A woman gets bolt-ons, and they're "not real," according to the tit aficionados of fark. Yet a guy gets bolt-ons, and he's suddenly a "real woman"?

Hint: Tits don't make a woman.

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]
amen


I'd hit that, but something always screams at me, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

/in my case, it'd be a stap-on, but the point stands
//waits for Hallmark to come out with the polyamory cards
/popcorn!
 
2013-05-02 03:30:07 PM  

codergirl42: Yeah, becuase you have to physically give birth to have children right?


I actually thought you were making a pregnant man reference.
Trying to be serious on Fark?  That's a paddlin'.
 
2013-05-02 03:44:33 PM  
You know what I hate in cards:
1. A wall of text I would never actually write, frequently citing a bunch of super-specific details of some hypothetical mother-daughter history that don't necessarily apply.
2. A card that keeps it simple - with the very thing that I would actually hand write in the card, e.g., Happy Mother's Day with lots of love from your daughter".  Sorry, I don't just sign cards and send them off.  Even my monthly phone bill requires more from me than that.

And yet I've just described 95% of all cards in the aisle.  In that sense, these cards aren't actually bad.

I mean, aside from the crazy cyborg centaur.
 
2013-05-02 03:56:58 PM  
Maybe the card with the dude was so kids who have lost their mother can still buy a card and share it with their father.

farm8.staticflickr.com

/hot
 
2013-05-02 04:02:56 PM  
How exactly are incarcerated mothers supposed to get e-cards?
My sister's been in prison for 7 years, and they tend to not have a lot of internet access.
 
2013-05-02 04:13:00 PM  

drkokintz: How exactly are incarcerated mothers supposed to get e-cards?
My sister's been in prison for 7 years, and they tend to not have a lot of internet access.


Well, you know it's the thought that counts, I guess.
 
2013-05-02 04:13:35 PM  

WhippingBoy: Ha! Diversity is a joke!


No.  I believe it's an old, old wooden ship.

/These cards are just a gateway card into our kids getting cards featuring animals loving on humans
//Someone think of the children
///I don't understand the "It's our birthright" card. I mean, I get they're lesbians, but it doesn't fully make sense to me why anything depicted is their birthright.
 
2013-05-02 04:14:35 PM  

drkokintz: How exactly are incarcerated mothers supposed to get e-cards?
My sister's been in prison for 7 years, and they tend to not have a lot of internet access.


Same way that Santa gets his.  Duh!
 
2013-05-02 04:21:50 PM  

Peki: Hint: Tits don't make a woman.


Ha. I happen to agree, but there's a bunch of trannys who would beg to differ.
 
2013-05-02 04:23:13 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: drkokintz: How exactly are incarcerated mothers supposed to get e-cards?
My sister's been in prison for 7 years, and they tend to not have a lot of internet access.

Same way that Santa gets his.  Duh!


ok, why is Santa of all people getting a mothers day card?
 
2013-05-02 04:31:05 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Peki: Hint: Tits don't make a woman.

Ha. I happen to agree, but there's a bunch of trannys who would beg to differ.


I'm sure they call themselves women long before they get their tits.
 
2013-05-02 04:34:07 PM  

serial_crusher: HatMadeOfAss: drkokintz: How exactly are incarcerated mothers supposed to get e-cards?
My sister's been in prison for 7 years, and they tend to not have a lot of internet access.

Same way that Santa gets his.  Duh!

ok, why is Santa of all people getting a mothers day card?


because he's lives in he North Pole and only works one day a year. That makes him a low-income immigrant. Duh
 
2013-05-02 04:34:45 PM  

Peki: I'm sure they call themselves women long before they get their tits.


I wonder how far this guy got before he decided he was a cat.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-05-02 04:36:00 PM  

serial_crusher: I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?


It's really sad how messed up people are... As soon as you see a depiction of an adult hugging a child, you immediately think of a pedophile?  I'm guessing you don't have a child or haven't spent much time with children in your life.  Or if so, you either aren't very affectionate, or don't understand what it means to be affectionate in a non-sexual context.
 
2013-05-02 04:37:57 PM  

TreeHugger: serial_crusher: I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?

It's really sad how messed up people are... As soon as you see a depiction of an adult hugging a child, you immediately think of a pedophile?  I'm guessing you don't have a child or haven't spent much time with children in your life.  Or if so, you either aren't very affectionate, or don't understand what it means to be affectionate in a non-sexual context.


normally I'd agree but that's a dude and these are Mother's Day cards. In no way is he a mother: biologically, adoptive, culturally, via transitive property, none.
 
2013-05-02 04:39:03 PM  
My mother is a half hispanic half black transvestite with a sideways vagina and aberrant testosterone problems, where's the card for her?  This world can be so cruel, I can't even wagon her down to Golden Corral for some all you can eat hotdogs and biscuits without people staring at her club feet and goiter.  Can't even find an appropriate Mother's Day card either.
 
2013-05-02 04:42:02 PM  

skullkrusher: TreeHugger: serial_crusher: I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?

It's really sad how messed up people are... As soon as you see a depiction of an adult hugging a child, you immediately think of a pedophile?  I'm guessing you don't have a child or haven't spent much time with children in your life.  Or if so, you either aren't very affectionate, or don't understand what it means to be affectionate in a non-sexual context.

normally I'd agree but that's a dude and these are Mother's Day cards. In no way is he a mother: biologically, adoptive, culturally, via transitive property, none.


I was really just going on that dude's facial hair and expression having a creepy pedophile look.
 
2013-05-02 04:42:39 PM  

serial_crusher: [mama2013.huang.radicaldesigns.org image 280x190]

I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?


Transgender.
/I'll get off the crushed lava rock in your front yard.
//Don't hit me with your bolo tie.
 
2013-05-02 04:43:58 PM  

serial_crusher: skullkrusher: TreeHugger: serial_crusher: I don't get what demographic this one appeals to.  Pedophiles?

It's really sad how messed up people are... As soon as you see a depiction of an adult hugging a child, you immediately think of a pedophile?  I'm guessing you don't have a child or haven't spent much time with children in your life.  Or if so, you either aren't very affectionate, or don't understand what it means to be affectionate in a non-sexual context.

normally I'd agree but that's a dude and these are Mother's Day cards. In no way is he a mother: biologically, adoptive, culturally, via transitive property, none.

I was really just going on that dude's facial hair and expression having a creepy pedophile look.


whatevs, I am totally sending my wife the bi-racial lesbian couple card for Mother's Day

Or maybe the "Gender is a Universe and My Mom is a Star" one.
 
2013-05-02 04:50:31 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Peki: I'm sure they call themselves women long before they get their tits.

I wonder how far this guy got before he decided he was a cat.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]


That's "Otherkin."

/learned that one the other day
 
2013-05-02 05:02:00 PM  
I might can use the incarcerated one for my grandma whos in the clink for driving on a revoked license. Send her than and a cake with a hacksaw blade in it.
 
2013-05-02 05:07:48 PM  
If a low-income Heather has two mommies, how many cards does she have to buy?
 
2013-05-02 05:27:30 PM  

KrustyKitten: FTFA:"the 4 out of 5 people living in the US who do not live behind the picket fence-whose lives fall outside outdated notions of family, with a mom at home and a dad at work. "

Really? 4 out of 5?


Cuz you know, 60% of the time it works every time.
 
2013-05-02 05:40:17 PM  

Peki: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: codergirl42: Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?

... Some trans people have children after transitioning...

Gross

I really don't get this. At all. If someone can please explain to me how Thomas Beatie is gross???

*sigh*

And the answer to the question is, "Have the convo with your dad and find out what the person wants to be called, and then respect that." Generally speaking, though, if your dad goes through transition, congratulations, you now have two mommies.


You seem to think people actually give a shiat about what trannies want to be addressed as. How quaint.
 
2013-05-02 06:00:45 PM  

duffblue: You seem to think people actually give a shiat about what trannies want to be addressed as. How quaint.


Based on this statement, which by the way is at the top of your post, I think I have good evidence:

duffblue: Peki: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: codergirl42: Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?

 
2013-05-02 06:01:33 PM  

bugmn99: Try that lesbian chicken crap on a farm and see how many eggs you get.


Ummmm, eggs are the product of a chicken's menstrual cycle ....

But don't let the absence of facts get in your way, especially not in an era of instant information access.
 
2013-05-02 06:31:27 PM  
Not sure if those are supposed to be a joke or not, but they're hilarious.
 
2013-05-02 06:38:24 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: bugmn99: Try that lesbian chicken crap on a farm and see how many eggs you get.

Ummmm, eggs are the product of a chicken's menstrual cycle ....

But don't let the absence of facts get in your way, especially not in an era of instant information access.


Hens don't lay eggs when there aren't roosters around.
 
2013-05-02 06:43:45 PM  
I thought I was clicking on to a Fark Photoshop .

WTF.
 
2013-05-02 09:13:50 PM  
These are e-cards, not downloadable, printable templates.  Do inmates get email?
 
2013-05-02 09:27:12 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: So if your dad gets a sex change -Is he still your dad?


Yes and as such gets no special attention.

Attention is for the whores.
 
2013-05-02 09:34:59 PM  

bugmn99: Try that lesbian chicken crap on a farm and see how many eggs you get.

Be sure to tell the farmer how normal and natural it is.


You'll still get eggs (especially if you put a fake egg in the hen's nest).  They just won't turn into more chickens.

/how else do you think urban chicken coops produce eggs in cities that allow hens but ban roosters?
 
2013-05-03 01:45:48 PM  

Cythraul: I can finally get a card for my transgendered, recidivist, low-income immigrant Mom who's still married to my other Mom.


What if you're getting a card for a transgendered, recidivist, low-income immigrant AMPUTEE mom?
 
2013-05-03 05:43:02 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hens don't lay eggs when there aren't roosters around.


Ummmm.....
 
2013-05-03 10:02:13 PM  
So why aren't there any for left-handed lesbian midget albinos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB9DSWxtsgU">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=FB9DSWxtsgU

I blame the patriarchy and white privilege!!!
 
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