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(Patch)   Blue's clues lead to arrest. Suck it, Dora   (commack.patch.com ) divider line
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2013-05-02 02:59:21 PM  
3 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.


Every episode ends the same way-

Dora: What was your favorite part of our adventure?

Me: When we called Tico a wetback and told him to "Speak English Frogdammit!!"

Dora: I liked that too.
2013-05-02 03:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
seemslegit.com
2013-05-02 02:47:20 PM  
2 votes:

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


Go on...
2013-05-02 03:50:08 PM  
1 vote:
This is my "not giving a fark" face!

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h2ToE1iZRU
2013-05-02 03:33:41 PM  
1 vote:

Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?


Sportscenter?
2013-05-02 03:26:54 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and I still wonder how Mrs. Salt and Mrs. Pepper had a child that was Paprika.

I bet Mrs. Pepper was farking around and Mr. Salt figured it was cheaper to stay married.


Paprika was her child with her husband from her first marriage, who was a Dr.
2013-05-02 03:24:34 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, and I still wonder how Mrs. Salt and Mrs. Pepper had a child that was Paprika.

I bet Mrs. Pepper was farking around and Mr. Salt figured it was cheaper to stay married.
2013-05-02 03:17:34 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: It's the Bettie Page bangs. Guys have to grow a boner when they see Bettie Page bangs. It's the law I think.

static1.refinery29.com


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP3sfOi5GgU
2013-05-02 03:15:59 PM  
1 vote:

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.


My kids are WAY past the Blue's Clues stage now, but I have to agree - while Joe is an actor, Steve MEANT it when he said the lines. Had a kid who never recovered from the changeover. And neither did I.

/Hey, I had two Darrin Stevenses growing up, then managed two Beckys, but enough's enough!
2013-05-02 03:03:11 PM  
1 vote:

snake_beater: gadian: snake_beater: posting from my cell, so pics are a no-go

A cell cell or a phone cell?

Cell phone. I don't think many prisoners have Fark access.


I'm pretty sure the entire Politics tab is made up of the criminally insane...
2013-05-02 02:58:38 PM  
1 vote:

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


i.imgur.com
2013-05-02 02:55:17 PM  
1 vote:

snake_beater: posting from my cell, so pics are a no-go


A cell cell or a phone cell?
2013-05-02 02:52:00 PM  
1 vote:
Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.
2013-05-02 02:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

(Hispanic version)
2013-05-02 02:49:14 PM  
1 vote:
seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance,

This is a thing?
What does this mean, that he had some drugs which were purchased from a guy who has a cousin who once fetched coffee for an actor who starred in JFK with Kevin Bacon?
2013-05-02 01:25:49 PM  
1 vote:
blog.zap2it.com
2013-05-02 01:19:45 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]


As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.
2013-05-02 12:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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