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(Patch)   Blue's clues lead to arrest. Suck it, Dora   (commack.patch.com) divider line 8
    More: Hero, pairs, police dogs, Port Jefferson Station, Commack, Ronkonkoma, thefts  
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2013-05-02 01:19:45 PM  
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FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]


As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.
2013-05-02 03:24:56 PM  
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ongbok: Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.
Oh mannn!
But seriously, why haven;t they kicked Swiper's ass yet?  Every show they catch that little asshole stealing from them and yell "Swiper no swiping" at him, and yet he tries to steal from them again. When I was growing up somebody like that would get their ass kicked real good once, and maybe that wouldn't stop them from stealing, but it would stop them from stealing from you.

Of they could try a load of birdshot in the ass.  That would stop him as well.

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Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]
As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.
Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.
I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.

I've always imagined Steve as a hired assassin with a disassociative personality who made up Blue and the rest of his friends as a way to escape from a depressing life of cold, calculating killings.  In his mind, he makes up these stories to compensate for a childhood he never had.  And then, when he can't make up any more stories, he changes him name and face and becomes Joe.
2013-05-02 03:07:59 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

Holy crap that girl looks just like the girl on Californication

[blog.zap2it.com image 324x271] [images.buddytv.com image 233x350]


It's the Bettie Page bangs. Guys have to grow a boner when they see Bettie Page bangs. It's the law I think.
2013-05-02 03:05:29 PM  
1 votes:
seemslegit.com
2013-05-02 03:03:00 PM  
1 votes:
do these idiots not know the internet is world wide ? Where the fark is Commack ? Put your damn country and state or province on the site for gods sake !!
2013-05-02 02:58:38 PM  
1 votes:

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


i.imgur.com
2013-05-02 02:55:44 PM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.


Swiper, no swiping.
Swiper, no swiping.
Swiper, no swiping.

/awww man.
2013-05-02 02:49:35 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

(Hispanic version)
 
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