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2013-05-02 03:40:02 PM  
Interesting. That's my home town.
 
2013-05-02 03:40:50 PM  

Wellon Dowd: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

[i.imgur.com image 612x612]


That female looks like Jessica from Welcome to Myrtle Manor.
 
2013-05-02 03:41:34 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?

I know the picture you're thinking about, but I think posting it may be a bannable offense, so I'll post this instead:
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 354x450]
The show is called Lazytown


i229.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 03:42:40 PM  

Atomic Spunk: The show is called Lazytown


AH.  So THAT's what Bruce Campbell has been doing lately.
 
2013-05-02 03:44:06 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?

I know the picture you're thinking about, but I think posting it may be a bannable offense, so I'll post this instead:
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 354x450]
The show is called Lazytown


The only good thing about that show: You Are a Pirate.
 
2013-05-02 03:45:08 PM  
Ray Pena

O_o
/rapey!
 
2013-05-02 03:47:18 PM  
We've just started letting our 18-month-old watch Blue's Clues when we need a few precious minutes to ourselves. It's toddler-distracting abilities make it my favorite show ever.

But why is the mailbox a New York Jew?
 
2013-05-02 03:47:56 PM  

Lord Dimwit: gadian: k4mi: Yo Gabba Gabba

That's another one I just can't get my brain to shut off for.  Don't you think the big orange thing looks like a giant, cycloptian, textured dildo?  And they all shout.  ALL THE TIME. AND THEY'RE SO DAMN HAPPY DOING IT!!

I have yet to find anything redeeming about Yo Gabba Gabba. My son is allowed to watch Blue's Clue's and Curious George, and occasionally we'll put in My Neighbor Totoro if we need a break, but I still feel like he watches too much TV.

Seriously, though, what the hell is Yo Gabba Gabba supposed to be teaching children?


each yo gabba episode has a theme, too. try new foods, share things with your friends, psychedelic drugs are just dandy, that sort of thing.

/ my kids enjoyed avatar the last air bender, although it's for bigger kids. icarly with kung fu.
 
2013-05-02 03:48:21 PM  

fireclown: Atomic Spunk: The show is called Lazytown

AH.  So THAT's what Bruce Campbell has been doing lately.


I wouldn't say "lately"... those infamous Lazy town pics are from like 2005.

Here she is closer to today, FYI...

http://ilarge.listal.com/image/3369704/936full-julianna-rose-mauriel lo .jpg
 
2013-05-02 03:49:15 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: gadian

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.

I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.


That may not be far from the truth. I know he got a little weird there for a while...
 
2013-05-02 03:50:08 PM  
This is my "not giving a fark" face!

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h2ToE1iZRU
 
2013-05-02 03:51:17 PM  

mama2tnt: Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

My kids are WAY past the Blue's Clues stage now, but I have to agree - while Joe is an actor, Steve MEANT it when he said the lines. Had a kid who never recovered from the changeover. And neither did I.

/Hey, I had two Darrin Stevenses growing up, then managed two Beckys, but enough's enough!


Are you my twin?
 
2013-05-02 03:51:42 PM  

GladGirl: We've just started letting our 18-month-old watch Blue's Clues when we need a few precious minutes to ourselves. It's toddler-distracting abilities make it my favorite show ever.

But why is the mailbox a New York Jew?


mailbox is less of a racist caricature than swiper.
 
2013-05-02 03:53:36 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Atomic Spunk: Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?

I know the picture you're thinking about, but I think posting it may be a bannable offense, so I'll post this instead:
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 354x450]
The show is called Lazytown

The only good thing about that show: You Are a Pirate.


There IS another
 
2013-05-02 03:57:47 PM  

GladGirl: We've just started letting our 18-month-old watch Blue's Clues when we need a few precious minutes to ourselves. It's toddler-distracting abilities make it my favorite show ever.


The show sucks now.  It used to be good when Steve was on but then Steve went to college and that Joe jackass came along and then it was all down hill to now it's like all animation or something.
 
2013-05-02 03:58:30 PM  

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


Yes, please suck it
 
2013-05-02 03:59:29 PM  

Mimic_Octopus: do these idiots not know the internet is world wide ? Where the fark is Commack ? Put your damn country and state or province on the site for gods sake !!


Long Island, NY.
 
2013-05-02 04:02:43 PM  

lennavan: GladGirl: We've just started letting our 18-month-old watch Blue's Clues when we need a few precious minutes to ourselves. It's toddler-distracting abilities make it my favorite show ever.

The show sucks now.  It used to be good when Steve was on but then Steve went to college and that Joe jackass came along and then it was all down hill to now it's like all animation or something.


I didn't even know they were still producing new shows. We have just been downloading the Steve episodes on Netflix. I don't think I could emotionally handle a new host at this point. I have so much invested in my relationship with Steve.
 
2013-05-02 04:03:38 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: gadian

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.

I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.


I worry about any childrens show with a grown man as the host and its not just because of PeeWee. The Blue's Clues guy and those farking Wiggles make me uncomfortable. I don't know what subliminal messages they may be sending to my little boy. He might start thinking its ok to wear turtlenecks and act like a lost little boy well into his 20s and 30s.
 
2013-05-02 04:05:17 PM  

GladGirl: lennavan: GladGirl: We've just started letting our 18-month-old watch Blue's Clues when we need a few precious minutes to ourselves. It's toddler-distracting abilities make it my favorite show ever.

The show sucks now.  It used to be good when Steve was on but then Steve went to college and that Joe jackass came along and then it was all down hill to now it's like all animation or something.

I didn't even know they were still producing new shows. We have just been downloading the Steve episodes on Netflix. I don't think I could emotionally handle a new host at this point. I have so much invested in my relationship with Steve.


I was actually kinda disturbed with myself with how poorly I handled it.  I seriously refused to watch it after that.  I mean let my kid watch it.  My kid.
 
2013-05-02 04:08:28 PM  

k4mi: Random Anonymous Blackmail: gadian

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.

I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.

Steve was actually his real name and he is now part of an alternative rock band.  His band actually played a segment on Yo Gabba Gabba that my 2 year old was watching.


He worked with The Flaming Lips, too.

So that's nice.
 
2013-05-02 04:25:31 PM  

netringer: TV's Vinnie: It's the Bettie Page bangs. Guys have to grow a boner when they see Bettie Page bangs. It's the law I think.

[static1.refinery29.com image 600x400]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP3sfOi5GgU


I hate you. So much.
 
2013-05-02 04:29:15 PM  

Mimic_Octopus: do these idiots not know the internet is world wide ? Where the fark is Commack ? Put your damn country and state or province on the site for gods sake !!


Commack is on Long Island in New York.
 
2013-05-02 04:34:21 PM  

Lord Dimwit: gadian: k4mi: Yo Gabba Gabba

That's another one I just can't get my brain to shut off for.  Don't you think the big orange thing looks like a giant, cycloptian, textured dildo?  And they all shout.  ALL THE TIME. AND THEY'RE SO DAMN HAPPY DOING IT!!

I have yet to find anything redeeming about Yo Gabba Gabba. My son is allowed to watch Blue's Clue's and Curious George, and occasionally we'll put in My Neighbor Totoro if we need a break, but I still feel like he watches too much TV.

Seriously, though, what the hell is Yo Gabba Gabba supposed to be teaching children?


Now you just shut your whore mouth. Yo Gabba Gabba is awesome. And yes, there is a motherfarking party in my motherfarking tummy.

/Steve sucks
 
2013-05-02 04:46:53 PM  

Bravo Two: Wellon Dowd: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

[i.imgur.com image 612x612]

I'll be in my bunk. Have her washed and brought to my chambers. The one on the right.


Just how many 15-year-olds have been in your chambers?

/thread too creepy, ejecting!
 
2013-05-02 05:02:19 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Atomic Spunk: Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?

I know the picture you're thinking about, but I think posting it may be a bannable offense, so I'll post this instead:
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 354x450]
The show is called Lazytown

The only good thing about that show: You Are a Pirate.


And then there's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE
 
2013-05-02 07:47:57 PM  

Lord Dimwit: gadian: k4mi: Yo Gabba Gabba

That's another one I just can't get my brain to shut off for.  Don't you think the big orange thing looks like a giant, cycloptian, textured dildo?  And they all shout.  ALL THE TIME. AND THEY'RE SO DAMN HAPPY DOING IT!!

I have yet to find anything redeeming about Yo Gabba Gabba. My son is allowed to watch Blue's Clue's and Curious George, and occasionally we'll put in My Neighbor Totoro if we need a break, but I still feel like he watches too much TV.

Seriously, though, what the hell is Yo Gabba Gabba supposed to be teaching children?


That silly children's shows can come from African-American culture, too.
 
2013-05-03 01:15:39 AM  
The first time my kid stumbeld across Joe in an episode I think I was more upset than she was.  Who the fark is that guy and what happened to Steve.  Joe doesn't play Steve nearly as well as Steve does.

/did I really just post that
 
2013-05-03 08:51:21 PM  

Glendale: CheetahOlivetti: Atomic Spunk: Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?

I know the picture you're thinking about, but I think posting it may be a bannable offense, so I'll post this instead:
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 354x450]
The show is called Lazytown

The only good thing about that show: You Are a Pirate.

And then there's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE


There was also the time where they  taught Lil' Jon how to bake a pretty cake.
 
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