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(Patch)   Blue's clues lead to arrest. Suck it, Dora   (commack.patch.com) divider line 79
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2013-05-02 12:57:21 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-02 01:19:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]


As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.
 
2013-05-02 01:25:49 PM  
blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-05-02 02:46:59 PM  

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.


Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him.  He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.
 
2013-05-02 02:47:20 PM  

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


Go on...
 
2013-05-02 02:49:14 PM  
seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance,

This is a thing?
What does this mean, that he had some drugs which were purchased from a guy who has a cousin who once fetched coffee for an actor who starred in JFK with Kevin Bacon?
 
2013-05-02 02:49:35 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

(Hispanic version)
 
2013-05-02 02:50:58 PM  

tricycleracer: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

Go on...


You're in the 20%, eh?
 
2013-05-02 02:52:00 PM  
Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.
 
2013-05-02 02:54:33 PM  
Pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg for the headline.

/posting from my cell, so pics are a no-go
 
2013-05-02 02:55:17 PM  

snake_beater: posting from my cell, so pics are a no-go


A cell cell or a phone cell?
 
2013-05-02 02:55:44 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.


Swiper, no swiping.
Swiper, no swiping.
Swiper, no swiping.

/awww man.
 
2013-05-02 02:58:38 PM  

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 02:59:21 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.


Every episode ends the same way-

Dora: What was your favorite part of our adventure?

Me: When we called Tico a wetback and told him to "Speak English Frogdammit!!"

Dora: I liked that too.
 
2013-05-02 03:01:53 PM  
Had a dog
Name of Blue
Damn fine dog
Mighty good screw
Trade that dog
for a case of gin
Never did see
ol Blue again
 
2013-05-02 03:02:16 PM  

gadian: snake_beater: posting from my cell, so pics are a no-go

A cell cell or a phone cell?


Cell phone. I don't think many prisoners have Fark access.
 
2013-05-02 03:03:00 PM  
do these idiots not know the internet is world wide ? Where the fark is Commack ? Put your damn country and state or province on the site for gods sake !!
 
2013-05-02 03:03:11 PM  

snake_beater: gadian: snake_beater: posting from my cell, so pics are a no-go

A cell cell or a phone cell?

Cell phone. I don't think many prisoners have Fark access.


I'm pretty sure the entire Politics tab is made up of the criminally insane...
 
2013-05-02 03:03:48 PM  
What are you asking Dora to suck, subby?
 
2013-05-02 03:05:29 PM  
seemslegit.com
 
2013-05-02 03:06:00 PM  

dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]


Holy crap that girl looks just like the girl on Californication

blog.zap2it.com images.buddytv.com
 
2013-05-02 03:06:47 PM  
cdn03.cdn.justjared.com
 
2013-05-02 03:07:59 PM  

lennavan: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

Holy crap that girl looks just like the girl on Californication

[blog.zap2it.com image 324x271] [images.buddytv.com image 233x350]


It's the Bettie Page bangs. Guys have to grow a boner when they see Bettie Page bangs. It's the law I think.
 
2013-05-02 03:09:36 PM  
gadian

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.


I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.
 
2013-05-02 03:12:05 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.


Oh mannn!

But seriously, why haven;t they kicked Swiper's ass yet?  Every show they catch that little asshole stealing from them and yell "Swiper no swiping" at him, and yet he tries to steal from them again. When I was growing up somebody like that would get their ass kicked real good once, and maybe that wouldn't stop them from stealing, but it would stop them from stealing from you.
 
2013-05-02 03:13:40 PM  

lennavan: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

Holy crap that girl looks just like the girl on Californication

[blog.zap2it.com image 324x271] [images.buddytv.com image 233x350]


she paid her surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
 
2013-05-02 03:14:06 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [seemslegit.com image 640x512]


+ 10 - One of my favorite Anime.
 
2013-05-02 03:14:09 PM  
What the hell is a quad?  An ATV?
 
2013-05-02 03:15:59 PM  

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.


My kids are WAY past the Blue's Clues stage now, but I have to agree - while Joe is an actor, Steve MEANT it when he said the lines. Had a kid who never recovered from the changeover. And neither did I.

/Hey, I had two Darrin Stevenses growing up, then managed two Beckys, but enough's enough!
 
2013-05-02 03:17:34 PM  

TV's Vinnie: It's the Bettie Page bangs. Guys have to grow a boner when they see Bettie Page bangs. It's the law I think.

static1.refinery29.com


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP3sfOi5GgU
 
2013-05-02 03:18:32 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: gadian

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.

I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.


i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 03:18:35 PM  

lennavan: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

Holy crap that girl looks just like the girl on Californication

[blog.zap2it.com image 324x271] [images.buddytv.com image 233x350]


It isn't tho, it is Arial Winter from Modern Family.
 
2013-05-02 03:19:01 PM  
I once worked in this place where there was this guy using Adobe After Effects, which some of you may know is an awesome piece of software.
I was joking with him that I thought it was hysterical that he was actually getting paid to use it.

It turns out that his most recent job before there was as an animator for Blues Clues (during the Steve era).

In case you ever wondered, they do all the animation for that show with After Effects.

Needless to say I was mighty impressed with that dude's talent.
 
2013-05-02 03:20:37 PM  
Steve had a story on This American Life (radio.) It involved him in costume, at a kids party. Anyone remember the whole story?
 
2013-05-02 03:23:16 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: gadian

Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]

As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.

Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.

I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.


Steve was actually his real name and he is now part of an alternative rock band.  His band actually played a segment on Yo Gabba Gabba that my 2 year old was watching.
 
2013-05-02 03:24:34 PM  
Oh, and I still wonder how Mrs. Salt and Mrs. Pepper had a child that was Paprika.

I bet Mrs. Pepper was farking around and Mr. Salt figured it was cheaper to stay married.
 
2013-05-02 03:24:56 PM  

ongbok: Atomic Spunk: Those guys should have learned the most important rule of all: Swiper, no swiping.
Oh mannn!
But seriously, why haven;t they kicked Swiper's ass yet?  Every show they catch that little asshole stealing from them and yell "Swiper no swiping" at him, and yet he tries to steal from them again. When I was growing up somebody like that would get their ass kicked real good once, and maybe that wouldn't stop them from stealing, but it would stop them from stealing from you.

Of they could try a load of birdshot in the ass.  That would stop him as well.

Random Anonymous Blackmail: gadian
Lord Dimwit: FirstNationalBastard: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 170x184]
As the father of a preschooler, let me be the first to say: Joe sucks, Steve for life.
Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him. He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.
I always imagined Steve living a double life. You take off his shirt and there are nothing but track marks and tattoos. Nightly he would drink himself into unconsciousness desperately seeking a way to escape from the damn dog had deep mafia connections.

I've always imagined Steve as a hired assassin with a disassociative personality who made up Blue and the rest of his friends as a way to escape from a depressing life of cold, calculating killings.  In his mind, he makes up these stories to compensate for a childhood he never had.  And then, when he can't make up any more stories, he changes him name and face and becomes Joe.
 
2013-05-02 03:25:36 PM  

k4mi: Yo Gabba Gabba


That's another one I just can't get my brain to shut off for.  Don't you think the big orange thing looks like a giant, cycloptian, textured dildo?  And they all shout.  ALL THE TIME. AND THEY'RE SO DAMN HAPPY DOING IT!!
 
2013-05-02 03:26:31 PM  
i think i went to high school with one of those dudes
 
2013-05-02 03:26:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and I still wonder how Mrs. Salt and Mrs. Pepper had a child that was Paprika.

I bet Mrs. Pepper was farking around and Mr. Salt figured it was cheaper to stay married.


Paprika was her child with her husband from her first marriage, who was a Dr.
 
2013-05-02 03:27:22 PM  

gadian: Steve always makes me feel really uncomfortable and very sorry for him.  He seems so desperate to be liked and loved. I just know he cries himself to sleep every night after he tucks his imaginary dog into bed.


Don't feel bad for him. He put out a pretty kickass album.

/"Troposhpere" is pretty good, too.
 
2013-05-02 03:29:07 PM  
I developed a crush on Steve with the "What's that Sound?" episode, where they all snuggle on the porch listening to a thunderstorm. I tried to like Joe, but he just does nothing for me.
 
2013-05-02 03:29:39 PM  

Wellon Dowd: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

[i.imgur.com image 612x612]


I'll be in my bunk. Have her washed and brought to my chambers. The one on the right.
 
2013-05-02 03:31:05 PM  

gadian: k4mi: Yo Gabba Gabba

That's another one I just can't get my brain to shut off for.  Don't you think the big orange thing looks like a giant, cycloptian, textured dildo?  And they all shout.  ALL THE TIME. AND THEY'RE SO DAMN HAPPY DOING IT!!


I have yet to find anything redeeming about Yo Gabba Gabba. My son is allowed to watch Blue's Clue's and Curious George, and occasionally we'll put in My Neighbor Totoro if we need a break, but I still feel like he watches too much TV.

Seriously, though, what the hell is Yo Gabba Gabba supposed to be teaching children?
 
2013-05-02 03:32:02 PM  
what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?
 
2013-05-02 03:33:41 PM  

Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?


Sportscenter?
 
2013-05-02 03:35:02 PM  

Bravo Two: Wellon Dowd: dletter: [blog.zap2it.com image 324x271]

[i.imgur.com image 612x612]

I'll be in my bunk. Have her washed and brought to my chambers. The one on the right.


Did you just want Mr. Hansen to come along right away... he'll be by eventually for you anyway.

/looky don't touchy
 
2013-05-02 03:35:44 PM  

Lord Dimwit: I have yet to find anything redeeming about Yo Gabba Gabba. My son is allowed to watch Blue's Clue's and Curious George, and occasionally we'll put in My Neighbor Totoro if we need a break, but I still feel like he watches too much TV.

Seriously, though, what the hell is Yo Gabba Gabba supposed to be teaching children?


I think it's just singing and dancing.  We tried a few episodes on Netflix but I got a headache and the kid kept wandering off.  We're a Wiggles house for dancing and singing, but I'm getting real sick and stabby about nursery rhymes. I've given them have imaginary, horribly tragic backstories as well, though.
 
2013-05-02 03:36:11 PM  

Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?


www.cartoonnetworkhq.net
 
2013-05-02 03:39:18 PM  

Bravo Two: what's that one show with the picture of the chick on the back of one dude and another dude looking like he's about to toss her salad?


I know the picture you're thinking about, but I think posting it may be a bannable offense, so I'll post this instead:
userserve-ak.last.fm
The show is called Lazytown
 
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