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2013-05-02 11:10:55 AM
What, when you buy a hooker like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
 
2013-05-02 11:12:07 AM
So wait a second....it's *wrong* to go to an Asian spa for a massage and give a large up-front tip that overjoys the Asian girl masseuse to the point where she strips naked, oils up, and starts having sex with you?
 
2013-05-02 11:51:24 AM

UberDave: So wait a second....it's *wrong* to go to an Asian spa for a massage and give a large up-front tip that overjoys the Asian girl masseuse to the point where she strips naked, oils up, and starts having sex with you?


That's the Very Happy Ending. Unfortunately this was followed up by the Very Sad Ending. He should have shot for the Scooby Doo Ending.

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2013-05-02 11:53:10 AM
That was a good story and all, but this is all I saw..

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2013-05-02 12:10:44 PM
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2013-05-02 12:38:59 PM
This won't be the last time a wang was grabbed either.
 
2013-05-02 12:40:14 PM
You just dong do this to people, it's wrong.
 
2013-05-02 12:40:44 PM
This kind of shiat really needs to be stopped. Many times, these salons bring in women from overseas and keep them essentially enslaved. It's called human trafficking, and it's the modern equivalent of the slave trade of 300 years ago.

Ashton Kutcher has been a huge opponent of human trafficking and has lent his name to many organizations fighting to end it. It's pretty amazing that this huge movie star would take the time to look away from his Hollywood luxury and spend time helping those in such dire straits.
 
2013-05-02 12:41:35 PM
Seriously, they all look pissed... Or is that just their normal facial expression?
 
2013-05-02 12:43:57 PM
wow... what a great bust...
only took them a year...
 
2013-05-02 12:45:28 PM
that Wang, he's one hardened criminal
he's a slippery character...
difficult case.. lotta ins, lotta outs.
 
2013-05-02 12:45:56 PM
Guess there won't be any Wang Chung tonight.
 
2013-05-02 12:48:05 PM
ick
 
2013-05-02 12:50:41 PM

blatz514: That was a good story and all, but this is all I saw..

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2013-05-02 12:52:45 PM
I've seen many attractive asian women... the ones in the pictures are not.
 
2013-05-02 12:54:48 PM
In December 2012, an undercover officer went to the spa, where a female, later identified as Hui Xiao, Carmel, massaged and fondled him, according to documents.

Is it normal in police work to go through with the act itself?  Could the officer had just declined the act?  It's not any different than those that are arrested for prostitution on the street.  The act itself doesn't need to happen for the arrest to be made, just the solicitation of said act.
 
2013-05-02 12:54:49 PM
But no one ever grabs the Donger...
 
2013-05-02 12:56:53 PM
A massage parlor may be a disguise for prostitution, color me shocked.
 
2013-05-02 12:57:01 PM
God--
Seriously, they all look pissed... Or is that just their normal facial expression?


I've lived in China for a few years.  So let me field that question:  Yes.  Yes, it is.
 
2013-05-02 01:01:29 PM
 usually Wang would stay out of sight... you always knew he was there, but he wasn't obvious, just hanging out, staying in the background.. but when Wang was angry, he'd be right up in your face... spitting mad... like he couldn't control himself... scary.
 
2013-05-02 01:04:39 PM
Wang grabbed in leading tooprostitution arrest


FTFY
 
2013-05-02 01:07:15 PM

elvisaintdead: What, when you buy a hooker like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?


Dr Dreidel: [all-funny.info image 640x367]


//pretty much where I was going to go...
 
2013-05-02 01:23:41 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This kind of shiat really needs to be stopped. Many times, these salons bring in women from overseas and keep them essentially enslaved. It's called human trafficking, and it's the modern equivalent of the slave trade of 300 years ago.

Ashton Kutcher has been a huge opponent of human trafficking and has lent his name to many organizations fighting to end it. It's pretty amazing that this huge movie star would take the time to look away from his Hollywood luxury and spend time helping those in such dire straits.


Thanks for the update, Ashton.
 
2013-05-02 01:24:42 PM
I wonder how many times the undercover officer REALLY went there.
 
2013-05-02 01:27:33 PM
It says in the article that there were busts in the prostitution case.
 
2013-05-02 01:29:52 PM

wpickard5: I wonder how many times the undercover officer REALLY went there.


The staff said he came often.
 
2013-05-02 01:38:05 PM

blatz514: That was a good story and all, but this is all I saw..

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Silly me thinking that I was the only Farker who saw that.  One more slip-up like that and they'll take away my TF membership card.
 
2013-05-02 01:40:11 PM
Those are some hard looking women.
 
2013-05-02 01:44:26 PM
Grabbed wang? does that count as police brutality or sexual harassment?
 
2013-05-02 01:48:46 PM

CygnusDarius: You just dong do this to people, it's wrong

wong!

FTFY....
 
2013-05-02 01:50:26 PM
sex for pay is reserved for the wealthy who can afford top notch 'escorts' while law enforcement looks the other way. other well to do people vacation in countries where they can indulge in perversions and immorality that would make your ears wiggle. adult working class tax payers are denied the relief and enjoyment of sex for pay with other consenting adults thanks to the hypocritical government and their law enforcement goons.

meanwhile millions of firearms stay locked in closets, safes and tucked away in the homes of americans, their power never used for the good of the people.
 
2013-05-02 01:59:13 PM
An Asian rub 'n' tug? What a rare beast that is.

/snickers
 
2013-05-02 02:00:21 PM
"Wang grabbed in prostitution arrest"...That's funny, usually the wangs are grabbed before the arrest.
 
2013-05-02 02:24:56 PM

sharphead: CygnusDarius: You just dong do this to people, it's wrongwong!

FTFY....


I wanted to avoid the low-hanging fruit :p.
 
2013-05-02 02:33:04 PM
I understand Wang is still being held.
 
2013-05-02 03:20:07 PM
Undercover cop gets "fondled" by the alleged prostitutes?
That's some fine policework there, Lou.
 
2013-05-02 03:28:09 PM
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2013-05-02 03:28:16 PM
So these massage people Wang Tugged some people and got arrested for prostitution.  They should have done the Safety Dance instead.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-02 03:34:54 PM
xlsior.org

Wanted for questioning
 
2013-05-02 03:44:05 PM
in the immortal words of Peter Tosh: "Legalize it"
 
2013-05-02 04:12:25 PM
Lol, did anyone post a joke yet in this thread about grabbing Wang?  No?  Well let me be the first, since the submitter obviously overlooked that pun.
 
2013-05-02 04:25:45 PM
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The one on the bottom right looks related to that dude from the Goonies.

No PS here at work otherwise I would drop her eye down a couple of inches.
 
2013-05-02 04:37:43 PM

Salmon: [cmsimg.indystar.com image 300x375]

The one on the bottom right looks related to that dude from the Goonies.

No PS here at work otherwise I would drop her eye down a couple of inches.


Ok, whatever floats your boat.

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2013-05-02 04:52:05 PM
Thanks!
 
2013-05-02 05:16:01 PM

gja: [xlsior.org image 303x315]

Wanted for questioning


www.ricomputermuseum.org

My Wang is bigger.
 
2013-05-02 05:27:59 PM
I like how this article makes it out to be a huge revelation. Guess what, most Asian massage places are fronts for prostitution!
 
2013-05-02 05:45:46 PM
So in America, the term "wang" is often used as slang for penis.  So, as an incredibly droll pun, the submitter deftly noted the most amusing coincidence that the owner in this story of a massage parlor, which is often known as a front for prostitution, also has the name "wang"!

When I read this humorous use of the English language on my personal computing machine,  I laughed with much energy, as truly this was an original joke.  One, mine ears had never had the pleasure of hearing before.

Wang!  Oh my.  Ha ha.
 
2013-05-02 06:31:34 PM

SirEattonHogg: So in America, the term "wang" is often used as slang for penis.  So, as an incredibly droll pun, the submitter deftly noted the most amusing coincidence that the owner in this story of a massage parlor, which is often known as a front for prostitution, also has the name "wang"!

When I read this humorous use of the English language on my personal computing machine,  I laughed with much energy, as truly this was an original joke.  One, mine ears had never had the pleasure of hearing before.

Wang!  Oh my.  Ha ha.


If you like that then get a load of this:

There also exists a well known computer company named for its founder, the eponymous Mr. Wang. You can see the potential for much merrymaking.

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2013-05-02 08:06:41 PM
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-02 10:47:36 PM

darth_badger: gja: [xlsior.org image 303x315]

Wanted for questioning

[www.ricomputermuseum.org image 399x181]

My Wang is bigger.


Yes, but I walk around with mine out in public!
 
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