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(Newcastle Herald (Australia))   A 39 year old setting up a party house to lure underage teens in with drugs and booze with the intent of banging underage kids gets off again. This time in court   (theherald.com.au) divider line 18
    More: Asinine, function hall, Judge Roy Ellis, group sex, woman told, underage, Sex and the law  
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2013-05-02 12:55:26 PM  
3 votes:
"The woman, 39, who cannot be identified "

Why the hell can't she be identified?

/I mean besides all the jizz on her face.
2013-05-02 01:08:36 PM  
2 votes:

freewill: fozziewazzi: Or maybe she's just horny.

Incomplete theory. The puzzling part isn't that she's borking a bunch of dudes, it's that she's borking a bunch of adolescent kids.

Just about any woman, even a rather...undesirable one...could easily arrange this with people who actually know what they're doing and won't get her arrested. Instead she's targeting teenagers and is creeping them out with her fixation, even by the usually somewhat creepy standards of teenage relationships.

It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.


Or to want teens to stay in you...
2013-05-02 12:56:08 PM  
2 votes:

Cormee: darth_badger: I bet they have some funny way of saying BJ in Australlia.

It would be a bjozzie or something like that.

They tend to just add a 'zzie' or a 'zzie'  to the end of it - mozzie, prozzie, aussie - which really isn't that funny


I had sex with a cute Aussie blonde once, she called it "Shrimp on the Barbie".


/not really
2013-05-02 12:28:31 PM  
2 votes:
I hope there's counseling available for the people she preyed upon.
2013-05-02 12:09:43 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, I'm 39. This works? Hot dog. Midlife crisis, here I come!

Oh wait...I'm a dude. Goddammit.
2013-05-02 04:38:52 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone got her number yet?  I want to learn more about this whole sex in a toilet thing (and if she actually means porta-potty, I'm out).
2013-05-02 02:11:40 PM  
1 votes:
Reading this story, where the woman is all "this is going to be long" reminds me of that picture from Australia where the cop pulls over the car and asks the kid if there are any drugs on him. His response? "What do you need, mate?" Pure honest truth apparently gets you out of alot on Australia.
2013-05-02 02:11:38 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: ReverendJynxed: jst3p: people: jst3p: OK, you got me

jst3p: We men have it so rough in society.


Well, there are issues that people don't cover, ranging from males encompassing the most homeless, most suicides, lower numbers in college and graduate programs, most on the job injuries and fatalities, pressured to work more hours, and a lower life expectancy that all to often gets blown off by people pushing the "suck it up" gender trope.

Maybe because the issues that women generally have to face in most societies are more significant and damaging and thus the plight of the male is given less priority? If I have a hangnail and a broken leg I am going to worry about the hangnail later.

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Yeah, not my most well thought out argument. I just have a hard time putting much energy into considering the plight of males in society. Poor us.


What men really need to do is organize to vote more males into government so they can get better representation of their interests.
2013-05-02 01:37:45 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Cormee: darth_badger: I bet they have some funny way of saying BJ in Australlia.

It would be a bjozzie or something like that.

They tend to just add a 'zzie' or a 'zzie'  to the end of it - mozzie, prozzie, aussie - which really isn't that funny


Wouldn't it be more upload.wikimedia.org
2013-05-02 01:36:40 PM  
1 votes:

Target Builder: BarkingUnicorn: people: BarkingUnicorn: "Western" and "white" start with the same letter.

So does "wapenshaw" and "whifflery"

When people talk about "Western culture" one rarely hears anything about Central and South America.

Do South and Central American people consider themselves Western? I always assumed they had their own thing going on. I googled it and the first page Bing churned out was Stormfront... so I gave it a miss.


If Canada is America's hat and Florida is America's wang.

What is Latin America?
2013-05-02 01:21:31 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Unless Australia has sex discrimination written into its laws.  Note that TFA says the woman "cannot" be identified, not "is not being identified."



Let me spend one minute on google


A South Australian man accused of sexually assaulting and threatening a Swedish backpacker at a Perth hostel has been remanded in custody.

Ivan James Williams, 37, was charged with two counts

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Australian man charged with sexually assaulting a woman....Jefry Sutjito, 24, of King Street in Melbourne, Australia, (with pic)

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A Delta, B.C., man accused of sexual assaults against children has been spotted in Australia.
Jamieson Richard Glendinning

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A 93-year-old Australian man accused of...Karl Joseph Kraus


/went a touch over. Accused men's names = published. Women. Not so much.
2013-05-02 01:12:08 PM  
1 votes:

dragonchild: Eh?  If they don't become obese, a lot of "unpopular" girls in high school are just late bloomers, and nerdy girls these days have no problems getting laid -- if they ever did.  Obviously this woman has issues that go well beyond just self-esteem, but as long as we're speculating, I'd bet my money that the best years of her life were when she was the Class President and Prom Queen at 16.  Now that she's getting old and not the center of attention anymore and never applied herself, she wants to re-live her high school days.  Something like that, anyway.


Stacy's mom has got it going on, but she seems to be stuck in 1985...

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
2013-05-02 01:11:50 PM  
1 votes:

Cormee: darth_badger: I bet they have some funny way of saying BJ in Australlia.

It would be a bjozzie or something like that.

They tend to just add a 'zzie' or a 'zzie'  to the end of it - mozzie, prozzie, aussie - which really isn't that funny

th122.photobucket.com
2013-05-02 01:08:34 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: multiple sexual encounters in her bathroom and toilet,

Wut?


1.bp.blogspot.com
Shares her toilet with a teenage boy.
2013-05-02 12:21:08 PM  
1 votes:

freewill: It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.


www.redeemedgirl.org
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-02 12:16:02 PM  
1 votes:

brap: I feel horrible that as a teenager I was thankful for these types of desperate gift-bearing she-creepazoids.


YOU GOT GIFTS?
/dammitsomuch
//all i got was a "hurry up thats my husbands car i hear", and some help exiting through the bedroom window
2013-05-02 12:08:26 PM  
1 votes:

arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.


Then, they took their hair out of the bun, took off their glasses hooked up with the star athlete and gave the beej to three teens in a row. Classic story.
2013-05-02 12:04:57 PM  
1 votes:
A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!
 
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