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(Newcastle Herald (Australia))   A 39 year old setting up a party house to lure underage teens in with drugs and booze with the intent of banging underage kids gets off again. This time in court   (theherald.com.au) divider line 25
    More: Asinine, function hall, Judge Roy Ellis, group sex, woman told, underage, Sex and the law  
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2013-05-02 12:21:08 PM  
4 votes:

freewill: It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.


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2013-05-02 12:11:55 PM  
4 votes:

arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.


I always interpreted this the other way around, as the female version of "peaked at 17". She was popular, or at least believed that was the best part of her life, maybe found adulthood too full of compromises and disappointments, and is now trying to relive it because she can't quite make a life she's willing to accept with adults.
2013-05-02 12:04:57 PM  
4 votes:
A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!
2013-05-02 11:12:54 AM  
4 votes:
And here I was thinking that "I thought she was eighteen" wasn't a defense.

/turns out I was right, but "I thought he was eighteen" evidently is.
2013-05-02 11:59:32 AM  
3 votes:
She......case closed.
2013-05-02 11:58:25 AM  
3 votes:
Why do these older women want guys in their teens?  They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit.  Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.
2013-05-02 12:10:49 PM  
2 votes:

slayer199: Why do these older women want guys in their teens?  They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit.  Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.


Need to know what she looks like.

Teen boys have to compete for girls their own age with guys in their 20s, so their standards are lower.  Guys in their 20s have lots of options.  Sex-starved teen boys are the easiest marks for cougars.
2013-05-02 08:50:27 PM  
1 votes:

people: jst3p: Sounds to me like there are shiatty things about being a man and shiatty things about being a woman.

You can just stop there.

Lets bear in mind your positions in this thread, with your bad arguments you recoil from, then baffling use that opportunity to mock.   Any "inference" you made beyond that is baseless and continues this trend of recoil and mock.


You probably should have gotten a better lawyer for the divorce.
2013-05-02 08:45:41 PM  
1 votes:

people: jst3p: Keep fighting the good fight!

You cant even defend the crap you put up here.  Your arguments are bad and you find them indefensible.


No I don't find this issue one worth putting much effort into. I could be off, but you sound similar to many men I have met who was on the crap end of a divorce or child custody battle. It is pointless debating with someone who's proposition is that in our society women have more benefits than men. There will be no convincing you.
2013-05-02 08:10:28 PM  
1 votes:

spiderpaz: jst3p: teenage mutant ninja rapist: in north american society women do have it better than men.

lolwut?

This position is batshiat crazy.

Objectively, or in your made up world where nothing has changed since the 1960's?


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2013-05-02 04:04:29 PM  
1 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: in north american society women do have it better than men.


lolwut?

This position is batshiat crazy.
2013-05-02 02:12:45 PM  
1 votes:

people: jst3p: I must but only because I don't have your keen awareness and empathy with my marginalized brothers. You should continue to fight the good fight! You speak up for all of the men in the world, someday we may achieve equality with our vagina possessing counterparts and be treated with some dignity!

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jst3p: That isn't what I said, but it is much easier to respond to what you pretend people say than what they said, so you have that going for you.


Yeah, I am not taking this discussion very seriously. If it is something you feel passionate about you should probably find someone who cares to discuss it with.
2013-05-02 02:11:48 PM  
1 votes:
How did we go from a story about a blow job free-for-all to men's plight in society?
2013-05-02 01:18:02 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't the fact that she sent her daughter to school with a note for this boy implicit admission that she knew he was a minor?
2013-05-02 01:12:08 PM  
1 votes:

dragonchild: Eh?  If they don't become obese, a lot of "unpopular" girls in high school are just late bloomers, and nerdy girls these days have no problems getting laid -- if they ever did.  Obviously this woman has issues that go well beyond just self-esteem, but as long as we're speculating, I'd bet my money that the best years of her life were when she was the Class President and Prom Queen at 16.  Now that she's getting old and not the center of attention anymore and never applied herself, she wants to re-live her high school days.  Something like that, anyway.


Stacy's mom has got it going on, but she seems to be stuck in 1985...

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
2013-05-02 12:58:29 PM  
1 votes:

freewill: It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.


Yes, and they're all pathetic losers...

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2013-05-02 12:48:36 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-02 12:45:25 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: Why do these older women want guys in their teens? They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit

. Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.

I'd imagine it's an ego trip.  The boys have hard-ons because they're effin' teenagers, but by surrounding herself with boners she can convince herself that she's still got her groove.  The default for crazy women is attention whore.  She's not drawing attention to have sex; she's having sex for the attention.

She probably can't score with the twentysomethings anymore, unless you're talking about Forever Alones, but given the choice she'd rather bask in the attention of teenagers.

arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.


Eh?  If they don't become obese, a lot of "unpopular" girls in high school are just late bloomers, and nerdy girls these days have no problems getting laid -- if they ever did.  Obviously this woman has issues that go well beyond just self-esteem, but as long as we're speculating, I'd bet my money that the best years of her life were when she was the Class President and Prom Queen at 16.  Now that she's getting old and not the center of attention anymore and never applied herself, she wants to re-live her high school days.  Something like that, anyway.
2013-05-02 12:22:12 PM  
1 votes:
Since its a woman, there will be no lynch mobs and calls for violent rape fantasies for the offender.
2013-05-02 12:19:18 PM  
1 votes:

fozziewazzi: Or maybe she's just horny.


Incomplete theory. The puzzling part isn't that she's borking a bunch of dudes, it's that she's borking a bunch of adolescent kids.

Just about any woman, even a rather...undesirable one...could easily arrange this with people who actually know what they're doing and won't get her arrested. Instead she's targeting teenagers and is creeping them out with her fixation, even by the usually somewhat creepy standards of teenage relationships.

It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.
2013-05-02 12:15:31 PM  
1 votes:

freewill: arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.

I always interpreted this the other way around, as the female version of "peaked at 17". She was popular, or at least believed that was the best part of her life, maybe found adulthood too full of compromises and disappointments, and is now trying to relive it because she can't quite make a life she's willing to accept with adults.


Or maybe she's just horny.
2013-05-02 12:09:43 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, I'm 39. This works? Hot dog. Midlife crisis, here I come!

Oh wait...I'm a dude. Goddammit.
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2013-05-02 12:06:45 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: She......case closed.


LOL. Precisely!
2013-05-02 12:04:09 PM  
1 votes:
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.
2013-05-02 12:03:25 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: She......case closed.


Came here for this, leaving vaguely disgusted.

/Australia, so it's hard to attribute American biases here, but still...
 
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