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(Newcastle Herald (Australia))   A 39 year old setting up a party house to lure underage teens in with drugs and booze with the intent of banging underage kids gets off again. This time in court   (theherald.com.au) divider line 181
    More: Asinine, function hall, Judge Roy Ellis, group sex, woman told, underage, Sex and the law  
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2013-05-02 11:12:54 AM  
And here I was thinking that "I thought she was eighteen" wasn't a defense.

/turns out I was right, but "I thought he was eighteen" evidently is.
 
2013-05-02 11:58:25 AM  
Why do these older women want guys in their teens?  They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit.  Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.
 
2013-05-02 11:59:32 AM  
She......case closed.
 
2013-05-02 12:03:25 PM  

ChipNASA: She......case closed.


Came here for this, leaving vaguely disgusted.

/Australia, so it's hard to attribute American biases here, but still...
 
2013-05-02 12:04:06 PM  
 multiple sexual encounters in her bathroom and toilet,

Wut?
 
2013-05-02 12:04:09 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.
 
2013-05-02 12:04:57 PM  
A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!
 
2013-05-02 12:05:45 PM  

EvilEgg: And here I was thinking that "I thought she was eighteen" wasn't a defense.

/turns out I was right, but "I thought he was eighteen" evidently is.


Anymore, you've got to ask for 2 forms of id and document that you asked. Even then; if your unlucky, you get to go to Leavenworth.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-02 12:06:45 PM  

ChipNASA: She......case closed.


LOL. Precisely!
 
2013-05-02 12:07:30 PM  
I bet they have some funny way of saying BJ in Australlia.
 
2013-05-02 12:08:23 PM  

mdeesnuts: A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!


My thought exactly.
 
2013-05-02 12:08:26 PM  

arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.


Then, they took their hair out of the bun, took off their glasses hooked up with the star athlete and gave the beej to three teens in a row. Classic story.
 
2013-05-02 12:09:43 PM  
Hey, I'm 39. This works? Hot dog. Midlife crisis, here I come!

Oh wait...I'm a dude. Goddammit.
 
2013-05-02 12:10:15 PM  
Was She Hot??
/had to be said.
 
2013-05-02 12:10:49 PM  

slayer199: Why do these older women want guys in their teens?  They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit.  Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.


Need to know what she looks like.

Teen boys have to compete for girls their own age with guys in their 20s, so their standards are lower.  Guys in their 20s have lots of options.  Sex-starved teen boys are the easiest marks for cougars.
 
2013-05-02 12:11:55 PM  

arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.


I always interpreted this the other way around, as the female version of "peaked at 17". She was popular, or at least believed that was the best part of her life, maybe found adulthood too full of compromises and disappointments, and is now trying to relive it because she can't quite make a life she's willing to accept with adults.
 
2013-05-02 12:12:36 PM  
I feel horrible that as a teenager I was thankful for these types of desperate gift-bearing she-creepazoids.
 
2013-05-02 12:14:58 PM  
'I'm like a happy person, so part of me is like in shock, part of me is flattered, part of me is thinking it's funny, and part of me is considering it.''
 
2013-05-02 12:15:31 PM  

freewill: arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.

I always interpreted this the other way around, as the female version of "peaked at 17". She was popular, or at least believed that was the best part of her life, maybe found adulthood too full of compromises and disappointments, and is now trying to relive it because she can't quite make a life she's willing to accept with adults.


Or maybe she's just horny.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-02 12:16:02 PM  

brap: I feel horrible that as a teenager I was thankful for these types of desperate gift-bearing she-creepazoids.


YOU GOT GIFTS?
/dammitsomuch
//all i got was a "hurry up thats my husbands car i hear", and some help exiting through the bedroom window
 
2013-05-02 12:17:54 PM  

Carn: mdeesnuts: A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!

My thought exactly.


Sheeeeit. Then and now.
 
2013-05-02 12:18:07 PM  

slayer199: Why do these older women want guys in their teens?  They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit.  Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.


Even us in our early 30s-late 20s will be happy to oblige.
 
2013-05-02 12:18:38 PM  
EvilEgg: And here I was thinking that "I thought she was eighteen" wasn't a defense.

/turns out I was right, but "I thought he was eighteen" evidently is.


Its not a defense as far as the letter of the law and the prosecutor is concerned. It MAY work at trial as a defense depending on the quality of your lawyer and the jury you get.
 
2013-05-02 12:18:40 PM  
I read the headline as "39 year old setting up panty hose...". Twice. I'll be over here getting coffee.
 
2013-05-02 12:19:18 PM  

fozziewazzi: Or maybe she's just horny.


Incomplete theory. The puzzling part isn't that she's borking a bunch of dudes, it's that she's borking a bunch of adolescent kids.

Just about any woman, even a rather...undesirable one...could easily arrange this with people who actually know what they're doing and won't get her arrested. Instead she's targeting teenagers and is creeping them out with her fixation, even by the usually somewhat creepy standards of teenage relationships.

It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.
 
2013-05-02 12:19:32 PM  

Hot Carl To Go: Carn: mdeesnuts: A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!

My thought exactly.

Sheeeeit. Then and now.


Ok, also that.
 
2013-05-02 12:19:46 PM  
Wow, not surprised, i expect worse and more of this kind of shiat.
 
2013-05-02 12:19:52 PM  

mdeesnuts: A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!


I had access to one when I was 16.  I masturbated.
 
2013-05-02 12:20:37 PM  

FormlessOne: ChipNASA: She......case closed.

Came here for this, leaving vaguely disgusted.

/Australia, so it's hard to attribute American biases here, but still...


It's all western countries now bro.
 
2013-05-02 12:21:08 PM  

freewill: It takes a special kind of personality to want to stay in your teens as long as possible.


www.redeemedgirl.org
 
2013-05-02 12:22:12 PM  
Since its a woman, there will be no lynch mobs and calls for violent rape fantasies for the offender.
 
2013-05-02 12:23:42 PM  

darth_badger: I bet they have some funny way of saying BJ in Australlia

walla walla.....

 
2013-05-02 12:26:04 PM  

EvilEgg: And here I was thinking that "I thought she was eighteen" wasn't a defense.

/turns out I was right, but "I thought he was eighteen" evidently is.


I don't think "I thought they were eighteen" is a valid defense but "they told me they were eighteen" is.
 
2013-05-02 12:26:05 PM  
Shouldn't this have the "Hero" tag?
 
2013-05-02 12:26:44 PM  

fozziewazzi: I always interpreted this the other way around, as the female version of "peaked at 17". She was popular, or at least believed that was the best part of her life, maybe found adulthood too full of compromises and disappointments, and is now trying to relive it because she can't quite make a life she's willing to accept with adults.

Or maybe she's just horny.



Now that you put it that way, I can see how that would be the case.
 
2013-05-02 12:28:31 PM  
I hope there's counseling available for the people she preyed upon.
 
2013-05-02 12:29:13 PM  

Carn: mdeesnuts: A cum dumpster handing out booze and weed with her own place.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS 16?!?!?!

My thought exactly.


I can't share that thought without pics
 
2013-05-02 12:29:21 PM  

FormlessOne: ChipNASA: She......case closed.

Came here for this, leaving vaguely disgusted.

/Australia, so it's hard to attribute American biases here, but still...


The US is pretty strict and inflexible in enforcement of age of consent laws compared to a lot of western countries. Prosecution guidelines in the UK are, or were, along the lines of "We're really busy over here in the courthouse so don't waste our time on some dumbass whose girlfriend is a few months shy of her birthday unless there are other aggravating factors involved"
 
2013-05-02 12:31:40 PM  
I have to agree, if it was a man with teenage girls, he would have ended up in prison.  Not cool.   Sorry to see that happens outside the US too.

That being said, I want both men and women to do some time for that.  No one over 18 should be doing high school kids.
 
2013-05-02 12:34:13 PM  

Target Builder: FormlessOne: ChipNASA: She......case closed.

Came here for this, leaving vaguely disgusted.

/Australia, so it's hard to attribute American biases here, but still...

The US is pretty strict and inflexible in enforcement of age of consent laws compared to a lot of western countries. Prosecution guidelines in the UK are, or were, along the lines of "We're really busy over here in the courthouse so don't waste our time on some dumbass whose girlfriend is a few months shy of her birthday unless there are other aggravating factors involved"


Just curious, where is the eastern/western line?
 
2013-05-02 12:34:35 PM  

darth_badger: I bet they have some funny way of saying BJ in Australlia.


It would be a bjozzie or something like that.

They tend to just add a 'zzie' or a 'zzie'  to the end of it - mozzie, prozzie, aussie - which really isn't that funny
 
2013-05-02 12:36:01 PM  
... or a 'ssie'
 
2013-05-02 12:37:53 PM  
I rememba sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy,
Used to sell me buddah outta farked up little baggies,
Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money,
She said "Pay me back with some mackin' dick Sonny"
 
2013-05-02 12:39:49 PM  
I also need photographic evidence before I can determine how outraged and/or aroused I should be.
 
2013-05-02 12:41:32 PM  

slayer199: Why do these older women want guys in their teens?


Power, or rather their lack of it.
It's a big reason as to why it's punished so harshly when men do it to young girls.
But, yeah, women are angels and those kids deserved it because of privilege or something.
 
2013-05-02 12:43:15 PM  
No video?
 
2013-05-02 12:45:25 PM  

slayer199: Why do these older women want guys in their teens? They suck at sex, they always talk, and other than the fact they get hard when the wind blows...what's the benefit

. Compare that to a bunch of guys in their 20's likely wouldn't talk about it, would be better in bed, and would be happy to service her without strings.

I'd imagine it's an ego trip.  The boys have hard-ons because they're effin' teenagers, but by surrounding herself with boners she can convince herself that she's still got her groove.  The default for crazy women is attention whore.  She's not drawing attention to have sex; she's having sex for the attention.

She probably can't score with the twentysomethings anymore, unless you're talking about Forever Alones, but given the choice she'd rather bask in the attention of teenagers.

arbitterm: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that women who do this were "unpopular" when they were in high school. Maybe they were the awkward nerdy girls that the footballers never paid attention to. I bet it has something to do with a repressed sexuality and a desire to feel attractive to young men.


Eh?  If they don't become obese, a lot of "unpopular" girls in high school are just late bloomers, and nerdy girls these days have no problems getting laid -- if they ever did.  Obviously this woman has issues that go well beyond just self-esteem, but as long as we're speculating, I'd bet my money that the best years of her life were when she was the Class President and Prom Queen at 16.  Now that she's getting old and not the center of attention anymore and never applied herself, she wants to re-live her high school days.  Something like that, anyway.
 
2013-05-02 12:48:36 PM  
images.theage.com.au
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

/oooooooooo
 
2013-05-02 12:51:58 PM  

legion_of_doo: I also need photographic evidence before I can determine how outraged and/or aroused I should be.

 
2013-05-02 12:53:59 PM  
Where were these women when I was a teen?
 
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