UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Way to think outside the box, subby. It's a new paradigm!
Reaperman: There are too many SMEs on Fark.
too_amuzed: I'd add "Tee-it-up" to the list.What is SME?Start rant: I don't mind being sent meeting requests via Outlook. What I can't stand is when people book meetings in Outlook without asking if I'm available or able to participate. End rant.
sigdiamond2000: North_Central_Positronics: clicks-and-mortarI don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Eric The Pilot: [cbio.mskcc.org image 700x967]
DjangoStonereaver: 8> BEST PRACTICEAmen brother.
Calehedron: DjangoStonereaver: 8> BEST PRACTICEAmen brother.Ours is called BKM, best known method.
Norfolking Chance: sigdiamond2000: North_Central_Positronics: clicks-and-mortarI don't want to live on this planet anymore.You need to dial back that can't do attitude and be part of the solution. We need to intergrate all channels to maximise best practice and become leaders in the short tail retail operations.
plcow: Best practices and win-win might be overused, but they definitely have real meanings. Best practices is used when a lot of people are achieving the same result, over and over, and going about it different ways. Somewhere in there is a best practice, that can save time. Win-win is a negotiating term, and means that rather than going term-for-term through a contract and dividing up which clause favors who, both parties look to add value to the contract that benefits everybody. Using a metaphor, it's growing the pie, rather than focusing on how it's divided up.Also, I work in a Fortune 10 office, and never hear any of these other words. I see these lists all the time on linkedin, who uses these words?
mootmah: The one that makes my blood boil is any time someone uses "leverage" as a verb. Makes me a million kinds of stabby.
jso2897: Sounds good! Let's send it through central park and see if anybody rapes it.
Madame Psychosis: I keep the Dictionary of Corporate Bullshiat around for just such occasions
Nexzus: The Web Bullshiat Generator.
markie_farkie: This headline is a game-changer! Be sure and add it to this week's four-blocker so your team leads can discuss it on the next WebEx.
AzDownboy: I like to switch up the idioms to see who is paying attention"Well that horse has sailed""We'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
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