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(The Hollywood Reporter)   "Blue Collar" comics to open theme park in Alabama. Entertainment options include monster truck kiddie rides, Budweiser cans flume ride , and "Larry the Cable Guy's House of Sister-Dating and Ribs"   ( hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Alabama, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, Six Flags, Foley's, steakhouses  
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2013-05-02 11:06:17 AM  
Cease-and-Desist from the Creation Museum in 3...2...
 
2013-05-02 11:13:29 AM  
"MUST BE THIS WHITE TO RIDE" signs being printed as we speak.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:30 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2013-05-02 12:17:08 PM  
Step 1. Fleece the rubes.
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit
 
2013-05-02 12:28:37 PM  
Foley?  They have to compete with the Am. Eagle outlet store and that restaurant with the "throwed" rolls.


/ damn, now I want throwed rolls.
 
2013-05-02 12:29:35 PM  
I'm glad Ron White ran away from this Redneck Roadshow when he had the chance.
 
2013-05-02 01:33:06 PM  
You got a problem with ribs, subs?
 
2013-05-02 02:04:30 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: You got a problem with ribs, subs?


Ain't subs, but there are much better cuts of meat where you are paying for dead weight in bones
 
2013-05-02 02:11:04 PM  
How about the "hold my beer" ride?
 
2013-05-02 02:32:05 PM  
I grew up in Alabama. This sounds like a nice collection of all the worst things about the South nicely corralled in a single area so I can easily avoid it.

/not talking about the barbecue. but you can get great barbecue at any number of gas stations in Alabama without voluntarily surrounding yourself with obnoxious idiots doing their own interpretations of idiotic catch phrases that were embarrassing enough the first time you heard them.
 
2013-05-02 02:37:08 PM  
static.neatorama.com
 
2013-05-02 02:43:49 PM  
Blue Collar "comics" to open theme park in Alabama. Entertainment options include monster truck kiddie rides, Budweiser cans flume ride , and "Larry the Cable Guy's House of Sister-Dating and Ribs"

FTFY there subby.
 
2013-05-02 03:04:43 PM  
Foley, huh? Foley considers itself "arty", so it will be interesting to see if this thing is embraced by the community.
 
2013-05-02 03:20:21 PM  
My favorite part was the Hold My Beer pyrotechnics and light show.
 
2013-05-02 03:21:15 PM  

Do the needful: How about the "hold my beer" ride?


I need to either read the comments first or make less obvious jokes.
 
2013-05-02 04:00:46 PM  

JNowe: Do the needful: How about the "hold my beer" ride?

I need to either read the comments first or make less obvious jokes.


Maybe we just had the same relatives. At least I know I am not on everyone's ignore list.
 
2013-05-02 04:37:26 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-05-02 04:46:43 PM  
So this?
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-05-02 06:08:07 PM  
you might be a redneck...if you actually think about going there
 
2013-05-02 09:09:35 PM  

tricycleracer: I'm glad Ron White ran away from this Redneck Roadshow when he had the chance.


I'm very glad to hear that; he was the only one of the bunch with any talent.

/Daniel Whitney (AKA Larry) is a damn talented actor, but that character sucks
 
2013-05-02 09:32:08 PM  

maxx2112: Foley?  They have to compete with the Am. Eagle outlet store and that restaurant with the "throwed" rolls.


/ damn, now I want throwed rolls.


Love me some Lambert's.
 
2013-05-02 10:45:24 PM  
I assume the plan is to target people on vacation at the beach -- about 30 minutes away -- but they're going to need to do a major upgrade to the roads in the area. As it is, AL-59 and Foley Beach Expressway cannot handle the current traffic.
 
2013-05-03 01:03:41 AM  
They don't call it the "Redneck Riviera" for nothing.
 
2013-05-03 07:34:10 AM  

engrishmajor: Foley, huh? Foley considers itself "arty", so it will be interesting to see if this thing is embraced by the community.



You mean the once a year art festival downtown?
 
2013-05-03 07:56:05 AM  

thornhill: I assume the plan is to target people on vacation at the beach -- about 30 minutes away -- but they're going to need to do a major upgrade to the roads in the area. As it is, AL-59 and Foley Beach Expressway cannot handle the current traffic.


They started construction on the beach expressway extension, supposed to go all the way to 65 outside of Bay Minette.  59 Damn sure can not handle it.
 
2013-05-03 09:22:59 AM  

BullBearMS: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 520x334]


Is that guy on the right Chumlee?
 
2013-05-03 11:19:09 AM  
I've heard it said that Larry makes Jeff look like a Yankee
 
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