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2013-05-02 08:56:40 AM  
He missed the last bus.
 
2013-05-02 09:08:39 AM  
Great headline, make it a Follow Up!
 
2013-05-02 09:38:19 AM  
kriss kross was he that kid from kid n play
 
2013-05-02 09:41:53 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: kriss kross was he that kid from kid n play


Blasphemy
 
2013-05-02 09:43:20 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: kriss kross was he that kid from kid n play


No, I think he's the guy who had that crappy Grammy winning album that beat Pink Floyd's "The Wall" in 1981.
 
2013-05-02 10:01:53 AM  
That's wiggidy wiggidy whack!
 
2013-05-02 10:02:06 AM  
This headline combined with the tag is pure winningishness.
 
2013-05-02 10:03:06 AM  
That's wiggity wiggity whack.
 
2013-05-02 10:03:17 AM  
Balee dat.
 
2013-05-02 10:03:26 AM  

seventypercent: This headline combined with the tag is pure winningishness.


THAT
 
2013-05-02 10:04:23 AM  
HLOY candidate
 
TWX
2013-05-02 10:06:03 AM  
Given what made him successful, I don't think that burying him face-down in his casket would be the insult that it normally is...
 
2013-05-02 10:06:21 AM  
Drug overdose?

*checks article*

Yup, drug overdose.
 
2013-05-02 10:06:36 AM  
And the answer is speedballs
 
2013-05-02 10:06:56 AM  
Pants will be worn backward at half mast.
 
2013-05-02 10:07:18 AM  
Will they put him in the casket face down?

/RIP
 
2013-05-02 10:13:17 AM  
Pants on th ground retarded.
 
2013-05-02 10:13:49 AM  
I really want to jump, jump.
 
2013-05-02 10:14:59 AM  
do you think he'll be wearing a backwards suit in the casket?
//too soon?
 
2013-05-02 10:15:08 AM  
That's wiggity wiggity whack.
 
2013-05-02 10:15:35 AM  

porcupine tree: That's wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy whack!


ftfy.

get your wiggidies right, buddy.
 
2013-05-02 10:15:43 AM  
So, kris kross was on the junk, junk?
 
2013-05-02 10:17:21 AM  
Nice headline with tagline combo.
 
2013-05-02 10:17:50 AM  

Let's get this party started right, with all new RIP meme material.

punkrocker.org.uk

R.I.P CRASS CRUSH
 
2013-05-02 10:17:54 AM  
www.iruntheinternet.com
 
2013-05-02 10:17:56 AM  
I was in the seventh grade when their album came out. I had a buddy (white guy) who wore a pair of jeans and a White Sox jersey backwards to school one day during the height of popularity of their "Jump Jump" song. He was just popular enough that no one made fun of him but not popular enough that it caught on. Pity really, he should have been destroyed for it in hindsight.
 
2013-05-02 10:17:59 AM  
When did we get a REPEAT tag?
 
2013-05-02 10:18:01 AM  
What up, Kris?  Watcha gonna do?  What up, Kris?

Kris?  Uh, Kris?  Has anyone seen Kris?
 
2013-05-02 10:19:40 AM  
3 wiggities, people.

/three
 
2013-05-02 10:19:40 AM  

rtaylor92: I was in the seventh grade when their album came out. I had a buddy (white guy) who wore a pair of jeans and a White Sox jersey backwards to school one day during the height of popularity of their "Jump Jump" song. He was just popular enough that no one made fun of him but not popular enough that it caught on. Pity really, he should have been destroyed for it in hindsight.


because he was a whitesox fan right?
 
2013-05-02 10:19:40 AM  
Warm it up, Kris! I can't anymore.
 
2013-05-02 10:20:12 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
RIP Cross
 
2013-05-02 10:21:05 AM  
so we can just rip off comments from the earlier thread and submit them to get a repeat green?

/credit should go to puffy999
//assuming that they weren't the one who re-submitted it
 
2013-05-02 10:22:11 AM  
 
2013-05-02 10:22:33 AM  
This should have been the one they greenlit first. There were way too many "43 ta daed sirhc" backwards headlines in the TF queue, and they just chose the first one in that style. Totally unoriginal.
 
2013-05-02 10:25:52 AM  
He is passing the dutchie on the left hand side in heaven now.
 
2013-05-02 10:26:10 AM  

DanZero: This should have been the one they greenlit first. There were way too many "43 ta daed sirhc" backwards headlines in the TF queue, and they just chose the first one in that style. Totally unoriginal.


and yet when the "Kris †" comment was made in the original thread, nobody commented on it, or voted it smart or funny.

yet here we are with 8 link votes for a repeat green with the exact same 'joke'

go figure
 
2013-05-02 10:26:18 AM  

big pig peaches: [www.iruntheinternet.com image 750x500]


imageshack.us
FTFY
 
2013-05-02 10:26:42 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Pants will be worn backward at half mast.


I came here to say that.  You beat me too it.  Kudos
 
2013-05-02 10:28:44 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:59 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P.
 
2013-05-02 10:29:07 AM  
R.I.P. Criss Angel

www.aetv.com
 
2013-05-02 10:29:31 AM  
Another rapper has left us too soon.

HE LIVED HIS LIFE LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND.

No, but seriously...that stuff reminds me of middleschool.  Good times.
 
2013-05-02 10:32:06 AM  

calbert: so we can just rip off comments from the earlier thread and submit them to get a repeat green?

/credit should go to puffy999
//assuming that they weren't the one who re-submitted it


Subby here. Nope didn't see it. Woke up this AM, and saw the article. And I had to teach myself how to use the Character Map so I could submit it. Sorry Puffy999, didn't mean to step on your toes.
 
2013-05-02 10:32:50 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Subby here


Kudos.
 
2013-05-02 10:33:52 AM  
Even thought it's a repeat, TFH caused me to think "Kristy? Christ? Kris T? Who the hell is Kris T"?
 
2013-05-02 10:35:00 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-05-02 10:35:42 AM  

eyemarten: So, kris kross was on the junk, junk?


 You owe my employer a keyboard
 
2013-05-02 10:36:44 AM  

darkedgefan: And nothing of value was lost.


jehovahs witness protection: And nothing of value was lost.


Come on, they were fun!
 
2013-05-02 10:37:42 AM  
Poor guy tried to jump way too high.... ;-(
 
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