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(ABC)   Two planes clip each other in their haste to get out of New Jersey   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 25
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2013-05-02 12:31:04 PM
Bro Wing!
 
2013-05-02 12:32:08 PM
Can you say you blame them?
 
2013-05-02 12:32:17 PM
Oh subby, made me guffaw

/never been to New Jersey
//likely never will go
 
2013-05-02 12:32:18 PM
gndn.files.wordpress.com
/Already clipped, but thanks anyway.
 
2013-05-02 12:32:36 PM
Just like cars getting onto the George Washington.

/all 4 corners touched by another vehicle
//not exaggerating
 
2013-05-02 12:36:01 PM

doccm9: Can you say you blame them?


No. I can't.
 
2013-05-02 12:40:08 PM

WordsnCollision: [racist nazi image 850x478]
/Already clipped, but thanks anyway.


God, the anti-Semitic bullshiat I have to put up with here....

This has NOTHING to do with religion, and EVERYTHING to do with safety, you farking TROLL.

All that loose skin at 600MPH causes horrible turbulence.

/ they use the leftovers to make the escape chute
 
2013-05-02 12:44:59 PM
+1 for subby, I loled
 
2013-05-02 12:48:39 PM
 
2013-05-02 12:53:46 PM
NJ gets a bum rap. There are beautiful oil refinaries, historic ghettos, and two large, vibrant and dangerous cities, Newark and Camden.  It bears the distinction of being the only state in the union you can hear suck from Hawaii on a quiet night. Superfund? more like SuperFUN!
 
2013-05-02 12:57:55 PM
should be an OBVIOUS tag.  cause i'm gay
 
2013-05-02 01:03:13 PM
Well, it's a deathtrap, it's a suicide rap...
 
2013-05-02 01:05:54 PM

FlipChurn: Well, it's a deathtrap, it's a suicide rap...


It's a town full of losers
 
2013-05-02 01:06:34 PM
worst.airport.ever.
 
2013-05-02 01:07:18 PM
George Carlin was right about New Jersey--it's the "Garden State" only if you're growing smokestacks. And when's the last time something legitimately good came out of New Jersey, huh?

I've been to New Jersey twice in my life--once to go from Newark Liberty to Manhattan, and the other time was the return trip from Manhattan to Newark Liberty. Both times, thankfully, was in the middle of the night. Otherwise I'd have had to look at that festering shiathole of guidos, "Real Housewives," and chemicals--and that's just one person!

/Stupid joke
//I don't care
///Jersey is horrible
////But not as bad as Floriduh
 
2013-05-02 01:14:08 PM

Meatybrain: WordsnCollision: [racist nazi image 850x478]
/Already clipped, but thanks anyway.

God, the anti-Semitic bullshiat I have to put up with here....

This has NOTHING to do with religion, and EVERYTHING to do with safety, you farking TROLL.

All that loose skin at 600MPH causes horrible turbulence.

/ they use the leftovers to make the escape chute


firedaily.com
 
2013-05-02 01:27:18 PM
If cancer has a smell, it's Elizabeth, N.J.
 
2013-05-02 01:33:03 PM

maram500: George Carlin was right about New Jersey--it's the "Garden State" only if you're growing smokestacks. And when's the last time something legitimately good came out of New Jersey, huh?

I've been to New Jersey twice in my life--once to go from Newark Liberty to Manhattan, and the other time was the return trip from Manhattan to Newark Liberty. Both times, thankfully, was in the middle of the night. Otherwise I'd have had to look at that festering shiathole of guidos, "Real Housewives," and chemicals--and that's just one person!


Wow, that really makes you qualified to judge.  You traversed an 8 mile industrial stretch of land.  I hate cliches but Haters gonna Hate.

Also, submitter - hardly scary.
 
2013-05-02 01:37:55 PM

susler: maram500: George Carlin was right about New Jersey--it's the "Garden State" only if you're growing smokestacks. And when's the last time something legitimately good came out of New Jersey, huh?

I've been to New Jersey twice in my life--once to go from Newark Liberty to Manhattan, and the other time was the return trip from Manhattan to Newark Liberty. Both times, thankfully, was in the middle of the night. Otherwise I'd have had to look at that festering shiathole of guidos, "Real Housewives," and chemicals--and that's just one person!

Wow, that really makes you qualified to judge.  You traversed an 8 mile industrial stretch of land.  I hate cliches but Haters gonna Hate.

Also, submitter - hardly scary.


My reasoning for the scary tag was that apparently the tower was not properly communicating with the pilots, or the pilots were ignoring the tower. Both are disturbing. I did consider Obvious, though.
 
2013-05-02 01:48:02 PM

Meatybrain: WordsnCollision: [racist nazi image 850x478]
/Already clipped, but thanks anyway.

God, the anti-Semitic bullshiat I have to put up with here....

This has NOTHING to do with religion, and EVERYTHING to do with safety, you farking TROLL.

All that loose skin at 600MPH causes horrible turbulence.

/ they use the leftovers to make the escape chute


I can't tell if this was a joke or not.
 
2013-05-02 02:21:43 PM
I grew up in the Garden State. THIS is the Jersey I know:

www.morriscountyoffice.com

So fark all of you.
 
2013-05-02 02:25:03 PM

FarkFarkFarkGOOSE: NJ gets a bum rap. There are beautiful oil refinaries, historic ghettos, and two large, vibrant and dangerous cities, Newark and Camden.  It bears the distinction of being the only state in the union you can hear suck from Hawaii on a quiet night. Superfund? more like SuperFUN!


Yup it's hideous here.  Please don't come.

farm3.static.flickr.com
www.buylbi.com

/As you can see we clearly live in an industrial waste land with no redeeming beauty.
//Play it safe.  Stay in your state.
 
2013-05-02 02:55:46 PM

FarkFarkFarkGOOSE: NJ gets a bum rap. There are beautiful oil refinaries, historic ghettos, and two large, vibrant and dangerous cities, Newark and Camden.  It bears the distinction of being the only state in the union you can hear suck from Hawaii on a quiet night. Superfund? more like SuperFUN!


Not to mention the wonderful smell.
 
2013-05-02 04:42:40 PM

s1ugg0: FarkFarkFarkGOOSE: NJ gets a bum rap. There are beautiful oil refinaries, historic ghettos, and two large, vibrant and dangerous cities, Newark and Camden.  It bears the distinction of being the only state in the union you can hear suck from Hawaii on a quiet night. Superfund? more like SuperFUN!

Yup it's hideous here.  Please don't come.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]
[www.buylbi.com image 800x600]

/As you can see we clearly live in an industrial waste land with no redeeming beauty.
//Play it safe.  Stay in your state.


i don't like how the sand changes colors

nothing like Siesta
the ULTIMATE beach in America
 
2013-05-02 05:46:36 PM
Ok, ok, ok...I for one give in. You guys who live in New Jersey do get a horrible rap. For every horrifying stereotype and slight against you, there is legitimate beauty and awesomeness. Hell, you guys are host to both Rutgers and Princeton--two of the finest academic institutions in the United States.

However--will anyone admit that Louisiana has good bits about it, too?

/Will you also apologize for the guidos?
 
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