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(French Tribune)   We can rebuild the ear. We can make it hear better, stronger, faster, and pick up HD radio stations. The tuner will be placed in your nipple. Just give it a twist to find your station   (frenchtribune.com) divider line 12
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2013-05-02 11:34:15 AM  
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a248.e.akamai.net
"The right nipple-nut was used to regulate body temperature, while the left nipple-nut was used mainly topick up shortwave radio transmissions. Now, what I'm saying is, no matter how hard I twiddle it, I can't seem to pick up Jazz FM. "
2013-05-02 09:18:44 AM  
2 votes:
Tune in Tokyo. Tune in Tokyo. Tune in Tokyo.
2013-05-02 08:54:13 AM  
2 votes:
Why do I keep hearing this weird sound effect every time I use my ear?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-05-02 12:02:04 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
What a rebuilt ear might look like...
2013-05-02 11:36:40 AM  
1 votes:
frenchtribune.com

That looks more like a urinal mint than an ear.

/hot
2013-05-02 10:53:53 AM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

/first thing I thought of...
2013-05-02 10:51:00 AM  
1 votes:

metallion: The chair is against the door.  The chair is against the door..

//obscure?

///I'm an old fart...



John has a long mustache.
2013-05-02 10:25:11 AM  
1 votes:
The chair is against the door.  The chair is against the door..

//obscure?

///I'm an old fart...
2013-05-02 10:20:53 AM  
1 votes:
2013-05-02 10:15:05 AM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel


I guess the bullies in my middle school really wanted to change my radio station a lot


"Purple Tuning Knob"?
2013-05-02 10:15:01 AM  
1 votes:
Kryten can finally pick up Jazz FM. No more twiddling in vain!
2013-05-02 09:30:59 AM  
1 votes:
I guess the bullies in my middle school really wanted to change my radio station a lot
 
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