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(French Tribune)   We can rebuild the ear. We can make it hear better, stronger, faster, and pick up HD radio stations. The tuner will be placed in your nipple. Just give it a twist to find your station   (frenchtribune.com) divider line 27
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2013-05-02 08:54:13 AM
Why do I keep hearing this weird sound effect every time I use my ear?

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2013-05-02 09:18:44 AM
Tune in Tokyo. Tune in Tokyo. Tune in Tokyo.
 
2013-05-02 09:30:59 AM
I guess the bullies in my middle school really wanted to change my radio station a lot
 
2013-05-02 10:11:54 AM
[...] that can hear radio frequencies far beyond the range of capability of normal human.

I'm pretty sure I can't hear radio frequencies at all...
 
2013-05-02 10:15:01 AM
Kryten can finally pick up Jazz FM. No more twiddling in vain!
 
2013-05-02 10:15:05 AM

ArkAngel


I guess the bullies in my middle school really wanted to change my radio station a lot


"Purple Tuning Knob"?
 
2013-05-02 10:20:53 AM
 
2013-05-02 10:25:11 AM
The chair is against the door.  The chair is against the door..

//obscure?

///I'm an old fart...
 
2013-05-02 10:51:00 AM

metallion: The chair is against the door.  The chair is against the door..

//obscure?

///I'm an old fart...



John has a long mustache.
 
2013-05-02 10:53:53 AM
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Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

/first thing I thought of...
 
2013-05-02 10:59:08 AM

Perlin Noise: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

/first thing I thought of...


But can you pick up Jazz FM?
 
2013-05-02 11:22:30 AM
Yeah, but then every 2 minutes you have to twist it again just to get rid of some of the interference.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:39 AM

Dimensio: Perlin Noise: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

/first thing I thought of...

But can you pick up Jazz FM?


I've been fiddling with it for over an hour and can only pick up Jazz FM!
 
2013-05-02 11:32:11 AM

Perlin Noise: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

/first thing I thought of...


Came here for Kryten.

/Leaving satisfied
//smegheee...
 
2013-05-02 11:34:15 AM
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"The right nipple-nut was used to regulate body temperature, while the left nipple-nut was used mainly topick up shortwave radio transmissions. Now, what I'm saying is, no matter how hard I twiddle it, I can't seem to pick up Jazz FM. "
 
2013-05-02 11:36:40 AM
frenchtribune.com

That looks more like a urinal mint than an ear.

/hot
 
2013-05-02 12:02:04 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
What a rebuilt ear might look like...
 
2013-05-02 12:23:38 PM
WHAT?
 
2013-05-02 12:48:50 PM

Honest Bender: [...] that can hear radio frequencies far beyond the range of capability of normal human.

I'm pretty sure I can't hear radio frequencies at all...


And I'm pretty sure acoustics and electromagnetic radiation are two completely farking different things.  Even if it was talking about acoustic signals in the radio frequency range, the highest natural examples I could find are dolphins who can hear sounds up to 150KHz, and that's under water.  I don't think it would even be possible to transmit an acoustic signal at that frequency through the air because it's just not rigid enough.  It would be like trying to send the signal from a 1" tweater speaker to a 12" subwoofer.
 
2013-05-02 01:13:17 PM
You do know how to turn it on, don't you?
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2013-05-02 01:38:20 PM
i245.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 04:36:53 PM
"HD radio" being the most ridiculous phrase in that headline.
 
2013-05-02 05:00:50 PM

ABQGOD: Kryten can finally pick up Jazz FM. No more twiddling in vain!


I'd just be happy if he'd skip taking the double Polaroids & showing 'em to his mates.
 
2013-05-03 10:50:08 AM

WelldeadLink: You do know how to turn it on, don't you?
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I wonder what would happen if you try to change  her radio station. . . .
 
2013-05-03 11:15:16 AM

Alucard9295: WelldeadLink: You do know how to turn it on, don't you?
[i.imgur.com image 471x500]

I wonder what would happen if you try to change  her radio station. . . .


http://www.hulu.com/chobits
 
2013-05-03 11:59:10 AM
I can't find the image I'm thinking of, but this will be close enough.
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2013-05-03 06:02:21 PM

WelldeadLink: You do know how to turn it on, don't you?
[i.imgur.com image 471x500]


Underpants!
 
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