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(NASA)   NASA wants the public to send messages to Mars. What does Fark want to tell our Martian overlords?   ( divider line
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399 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 May 2013 at 9:06 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-02 08:49:22 AM  
My R/C truck is stuck in the sand, could you give it a lil push, please?
2013-05-02 08:55:43 AM  
I don't hear anyone knocking, do you?
2013-05-02 09:09:50 AM  
May you never be thirsty.
2013-05-02 09:11:17 AM  
Here comes the science.
2013-05-02 09:11:21 AM  
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
2013-05-02 09:12:51 AM  
"We grok."
2013-05-02 09:14:40 AM  
Mars needs guitars, and we have them.
2013-05-02 09:15:06 AM  
2013-05-02 09:15:54 AM  
ack ack.. ack ack ack... aaack ack ack
2013-05-02 09:16:01 AM  
Don't forget your anti-bacteria soap.
2013-05-02 09:16:20 AM  
Watch out for Jovian Lizards.
2013-05-02 09:16:41 AM  
What is that thing on Aaron Neville's face?
2013-05-02 09:18:16 AM  
Could you please take back Dennis Rodman?
2013-05-02 09:18:16 AM  
'Dammit Cohagen, gib de peeple de aiyah.'
2013-05-02 09:18:23 AM  
Does this gravity field make us look fat?
2013-05-02 09:19:48 AM  
We have bacon. Lots of bacon. Come visit and get some.
2013-05-02 09:20:11 AM  
Would you like to exchange beer and liquor recipes?
2013-05-02 09:21:04 AM  
What happened to that Chuck Berry record we lent you?
2013-05-02 09:22:05 AM  
Anal probe the members of Westboro Baptist Church.  Repeatedly.
2013-05-02 09:23:31 AM  
Bah weep grana weep ninnybong
2013-05-02 09:24:40 AM  

theresnothinglft: ack ack.. ack ack ack... aaack ack ack

Winner. Book it. Done.
2013-05-02 09:26:16 AM  
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2013-05-02 09:26:17 AM  
All these worlds are yours except Earth.  Attempt no landing there.

/maybe they'll fall for it
2013-05-02 09:26:49 AM  
I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves
2013-05-02 09:29:42 AM  
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We surrender.
2013-05-02 09:30:48 AM  
We'll make great pets
2013-05-02 09:31:50 AM  
don't drink the water
2013-05-02 09:38:39 AM  
2013-05-02 09:47:25 AM  
You guys sock!
2013-05-02 09:48:53 AM  
Mexicans taste terrible. Eat the other guys first.
2013-05-02 09:52:15 AM  
2013-05-02 09:59:23 AM  

/that should mess with their heads
2013-05-02 10:00:54 AM  
Can you send over the super to fix the thermostat? Getting a little warm here.
2013-05-02 10:13:34 AM  
Klaatu barada nikto.
2013-05-02 10:32:22 AM  
2013-05-02 10:40:10 AM  
Here's Mars getting his messages: Full Size
2013-05-02 10:43:27 AM  


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Already did it.
2013-05-02 12:15:41 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: My R/C truck is stuck in the sand, could you give it a lil push, please?

Works for me :D

It's not like there is anything on Mars other than our stuff that'll hear the message and none of that will understand "Get the fark out of that sand bank you biatch!".
2013-05-02 12:32:29 PM  
Grok this!
2013-05-02 12:44:56 PM  
Thanks for the inplants. My next report will be complete in 7 rels. Strength is Silence.
2013-05-02 12:47:54 PM  

Brainsick: Thanks for the inplants. My next report will be complete in 7 rels. Strength is Silence.


/Stupid primitive technology...
2013-05-02 12:59:03 PM  
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2013-05-02 01:14:42 PM  
Hello there Martians!

We come in peace, harmony.

Please have these blankets!
2013-05-02 01:20:04 PM  
It's a cookbook!
2013-05-02 01:21:17 PM  
Please treat our rovers well; we shall come get them as soon as we can.

Oh, and sorry about that movie with Arnold...
2013-05-02 01:29:43 PM  
Duke Sucks!
2013-05-02 02:22:10 PM  

theresnothinglft: ack ack.. ack ack ack... aaack ack ack

Damn that reminds me I still need this on BluRay.
2013-05-02 02:56:33 PM  
Striking at another planet will only bring Deep Heaven down on our heads.

/sorta deserve it, really
2013-05-02 03:27:36 PM  
Dear Martian Women,

Please send BIE.

E is IP.

/dark they were
//and golden-eyed
2013-05-02 03:42:31 PM  
Do you practice Rishathra?
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