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(goodnewsguardian.com)   It turns out the corrupt rulers of the world actually get their power from demons. What the fark? Here is the explanation, the counter, and the path to the solution   (goodnewsguardian.com) divider line 58
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2013-05-02 09:35:10 AM
Cool.  Where do I sign up?
 
2013-05-02 09:45:28 AM
Wait, I thought it was our reptilian alien overlords.
 
2013-05-02 10:00:01 AM

basemetal: Wait, I thought it was our reptilian alien overlords.


Well, because of the Time Cube, it's actually entirely feasible that the reptillians, the aliens, the demons, and the Jews are in control simultaneously.
 
2013-05-02 10:08:44 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!


I'd support a corrupt leader who got his or her power from this guy.
 
2013-05-02 10:48:25 AM
i.i.com.com
"I'm listening..."
 
2013-05-02 10:53:25 AM
There are about seven pages of extremely important information and then a long list of the keys to creation including their shadows.

Stopped here.  Too early for that much derp.

*bookmarked for later, when I can drink*
 
2013-05-02 11:07:49 AM
OK so that covers power.  What about water and gas?  And don't even get me started on internet and cable.
 
2013-05-02 11:08:33 AM
The Burning Legion?
 
2013-05-02 11:10:26 AM

Kibbler: OK so that covers power.  What about water and gas?  And don't even get me started on internet and cable.


I'm fairly convinced that Time Warner's customer service department is directly in the 7th Circle.
 
2013-05-02 11:11:44 AM
You know, I always wanted to write fantasy, but if I don't even have the patience to read it, how will I ever be able to write it?

God, to be able to look upon the world with such imagination is a gift.  Think about how NOT boring existence could be when you look out there and see this incredible battle between good and evil being waged, every single day!  I am actually a little jealous.
 
2013-05-02 11:12:28 AM
Because the idea that people can actually become that greedy and cruel on their own is obviously too hard to accept.

That insane murderer? The power-hungry dictator? The Gestapo soldier that shot a baby's head off? The liquor-store robber? All secret demon-worshippers. It's not like YOU have to worry about being tempted by power and groupthink, because you're obviously some excessively holy Christian and anyone who disagrees with you is working for the Devil.
 
2013-05-02 11:15:21 AM
Why is it that conspiracy theorists have absolutely no capacity for creating coherent, singularly-focused sentences? Every time I read one their screeds it turns out to be some pseudo-intellectual horseshiat comprised of a bunch of random, semi-related words glued together with unnecessarily convoluted punctuation and made-up phrases like "Law of Attraction".

Does whatever brain defect that causes a person to become a conspiracy theorist also impact their ability to effectively process language?
 
2013-05-02 11:20:22 AM

skozlaw: Why is it that conspiracy theorists have absolutely no capacity for creating coherent, singularly-focused sentences? Every time I read one their screeds it turns out to be some pseudo-intellectual horseshiat comprised of a bunch of random, semi-related words glued together with unnecessarily convoluted punctuation and made-up phrases like "Law of Attraction".

Does whatever brain defect that causes a person to become a conspiracy theorist also impact their ability to effectively process language?


Sentence structure is one of  their tools for controlling the conversation. You can't use words in what  they say the "correct order" is if you want to tell people Teh TURTH™
 
2013-05-02 11:22:58 AM

Cythraul: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x477]

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

I'd support a corrupt leader who got his or her power from this guy.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-02 11:28:27 AM
www.hardcoregaming101.net

/anyone?
//too obscure?
 
2013-05-02 11:33:51 AM
Angels and Demons are not physical or corporeal, but are still very real - more real than the physical world we see. They are fourth dimensional, able to change our seemingly linear timelines.

This guy's been playing Warhammer 40,000 WAY too much.
 
2013-05-02 11:35:33 AM
What the hell is this doing on the Politics Tab? If we're going to greenlight things like this shouldn't we have a Paranoid-idiots-disconnected-from-realit ....


Never mind.
 
2013-05-02 11:42:43 AM
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
 
2013-05-02 11:44:10 AM
Ohhhh... Demons... I know one demon that has been behind this ALL ALONG:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-02 11:54:26 AM
Every schizophrenic gets his own blog now, it seems like.
 
2013-05-02 11:59:04 AM

Galileo's Daughter: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the pious that he's the cause of their problems.
 
2013-05-02 12:03:26 PM
Ok, who the fark finds these sites, reads them, and decides other people need to read this gibberish? And who greenlights these like it's something to be discussed? Is it really that slow of a news day?
 
2013-05-02 12:05:01 PM
This thread is neither smart nor funny.
 
2013-05-02 12:11:59 PM

Galileo's Daughter: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


Meh
My ghost cow did the exact same thing and she ain't exactly a genius.
 
2013-05-02 12:13:34 PM
So do I get my power from Tom Hanks then?
 
2013-05-02 12:21:00 PM

neversubmit: This thread is neither smart nor funny.


Come on, they can't all be robin photoshop threads.

You're working for  them, aren't you?
 
2013-05-02 12:26:48 PM

Crabs_Can_Polevault: neversubmit: This thread is neither smart nor funny.

Come on, they can't all be robin photoshop threads.

You're working for  them, aren't you?


No, I mean the buttons are missing.
 
2013-05-02 12:29:01 PM
Glad that's all cleared up.
 
2013-05-02 12:34:16 PM
someone ran ps on the white house computers>?>?
 
2013-05-02 12:39:05 PM

basemetal: Wait, I thought it was our reptilian alien overlords.


Sometimes we outsource. Demons come cheap these days.
 
2013-05-02 12:41:01 PM
Demons?  i was still pissed I haven't been invited to the massive Jewish conspiracy that rules the entire world.  Now I have to be pissed the demons are ignoring me, too?
 
2013-05-02 12:45:05 PM
Your blog sucks, and your psychiatrist should be getting hazard pay.

bdub77: I'm fairly convinced that Time Warner's customer service department is directly in the 7th Circle.


What? No, they're not violent themselves, and only tempt customers to violence. Eighth circle first bolgia seems far more plausible.

skozlaw: Does whatever brain defect that causes a person to become a conspiracy theorist also impact their ability to effectively process language?


Well....
 
2013-05-02 12:45:17 PM

Bloody William: Galileo's Daughter: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the pious that he's the cause of their problems.


The Devil is only an employee. And being that he is not a human being, he has no free will. He can only do what God intends him to do.
 
2013-05-02 12:47:47 PM
WTF am I reading?
 
2013-05-02 12:50:30 PM

Ed Grubermann: Bloody William: Galileo's Daughter: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the pious that he's the cause of their problems.

The Devil is only an employee. And being that he is not a human being, he has no free will. He can only do what God intends him to do.


Well that used to be true. But ever since Wizards of the Coast bought Christianity out, and did the 3.5 bible release, all of the major dieties and demigods have free will as a special ability.
 
2013-05-02 12:50:32 PM
That site quotes the Bible a lot, but for some reason fails to include this:
Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. For the one in authority is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God's servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.
 
2013-05-02 12:57:23 PM
"This article is the second in a series about the Illuminati--"

www.ffxionline.com
 
2013-05-02 01:16:36 PM
This seems like an odd article for the politics tab, but it was kind of amusing. A new agey take on QBLH combined with Christianity and even Golden Dawn magick. If you're in the mood for some bizarre writings on spirituality, something like Kenneth Grant's books are far more interesting: they're sort of Thelema meets QBLH meets Witchcraft meets Voodoo meets Tantra meets the Cthulhu mythos meets a very large amount of drugs. Or maybe Michael Bertiaux's The Voudon Gnostic Workbook, which includes musings on the sexual energy of were-tarantulas.
 
2013-05-02 01:18:03 PM

stevetherobot: That site quotes the Bible a lot, but for some reason fails to include this:
Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. For the one in authority is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God's servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.


It's new age/gnosticism tards that believe truth comes from cherry-picking where ever they feel is right.

In other words, pure bull****.
 
2013-05-02 01:26:20 PM
Damn, that's one sick, convoluted cosmology. Which Farker wrote it?
 
2013-05-02 01:27:50 PM
tl;dr also saw kabbalah references.
 
2013-05-02 01:50:26 PM
did anybody actually read all that and if so what's the tl;dr version
 
2013-05-02 01:54:22 PM
Here's a better supernatural conspiracy theory:

i1243.photobucket.com
The truth behind Tea Party Jesus!
 
2013-05-02 02:01:22 PM
As a 15th level sha'ir, I just send my gen to oppose them.

I rule from the City of Brass.
 
2013-05-02 03:03:38 PM

Galileo's Daughter: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


No, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was concealing for so long the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may his noodly goodness be blessed).
 
2013-05-02 03:36:56 PM
Unexplainable phenomenon is known to happen while reading it, and its full of tricks and bad advice to get you possessed.

Okay then.
 
2013-05-02 03:53:03 PM

deeyablo: You know, I always wanted to write fantasy, but if I don't even have the patience to read it, how will I ever be able to write it?

God, to be able to look upon the world with such imagination is a gift.  Think about how NOT boring existence could be when you look out there and see this incredible battle between good and evil being waged, every single day!  I am actually a little jealous.


You'd think that, but magic really is boring.  You look at D&D and Harry Potter and sword and sorcery movies and say to yourself, "Gee, this wizardry stuff is really neat.  I want to try that!"  Then you get some books written by the OC anal retentive aspie crazies the article writer and all these real life "will workers" tend to be and find out you have to memorize the 10,000 names of the Angels of the Sphere of Inanity, and which one is in charge of what, and such.  Escatriel, the Angel of Alleviation:  A 3rd order Seraph with domain over regular bowel movements.  Here's a five thousand word prayer to help you poop better.  Memorize it, this is really important and you have to know it!  Now for the rest of the 9,999 before you can move on.

Goddammit, I just wanted to cast magic missile.
 
2013-05-02 04:19:17 PM

Galileo's Daughter: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


Maybe that wouldn't be such a big problem if god didn't do exactly the same thing...
 
2013-05-02 04:46:22 PM
Wow, Bevets' blog has started making a lot more sense.
 
2013-05-02 07:50:45 PM

Farker Soze: deeyablo: You know, I always wanted to write fantasy, but if I don't even have the patience to read it, how will I ever be able to write it?

God, to be able to look upon the world with such imagination is a gift.  Think about how NOT boring existence could be when you look out there and see this incredible battle between good and evil being waged, every single day!  I am actually a little jealous.

You'd think that, but magic really is boring.  You look at D&D and Harry Potter and sword and sorcery movies and say to yourself, "Gee, this wizardry stuff is really neat.  I want to try that!"  Then you get some books written by the OC anal retentive aspie crazies the article writer and all these real life "will workers" tend to be and find out you have to memorize the 10,000 names of the Angels of the Sphere of Inanity, and which one is in charge of what, and such.  Escatriel, the Angel of Alleviation:  A 3rd order Seraph with domain over regular bowel movements.  Here's a five thousand word prayer to help you poop better.  Memorize it, this is really important and you have to know it!  Now for the rest of the 9,999 before you can move on.

Goddammit, I just wanted to cast magic missile.


This.

/worst summer of my life
 
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