Digitalstrange: I gotta guess it's because if you eat a lot of pizza you die early from coronary disease or obesity and don't live long enough to develop cancer. Personally I'm fine with that. Given my family's Alzheimer's history I don't plan to make it to old age anyway. I'll take dropping dead of a massive heart attack at about 50-55 rather than make it to 80 as a useless idiot.
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