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(Washington Times)   New study says that pizza reduces the risk of cancer. Domino's now legally allowed to put lights and sirens on their delivery cars   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-02 08:44:57 AM  
If that's true, given how much I like pizza, I should be able to slather nuclear waste all over my body without suffering ill effects.
 
2013-05-02 09:30:04 AM  

Cythraul: If that's true, given how much I like pizza, I should be able to slather nuclear waste all over my body without suffering ill effects.


*ill* effects?!  That should turn you into a superhero.
 
2013-05-02 09:51:33 AM  
Headline would only be true if Domino's actually sold pizza instead of whatever abomination they actually serve.

/still better than Pizza Hut
//both are gross
 
2013-05-02 10:05:34 AM  

bemis23: Headline would only be true if Domino's actually sold pizza instead of whatever abomination they actually serve.

/still better than Pizza Hut
//both are gross


Came here to say that. You're better off getting the three dollar Jack's pizza at the grocery store or even a speedway pizza.
 
2013-05-02 10:07:29 AM  
Guess I'm never getting cancer then.

/nah, probably still getting cancer because everything else I eat causes it
 
2013-05-02 10:07:45 AM  
But pizza is full of gluten. Gluten is like Hitler but grain.
 
2013-05-02 10:16:40 AM  
Glutin is more Stalin than hitler.
 
2013-05-02 10:32:42 AM  
I prefer my lycopene with a nicotine buzz.
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2013-05-02 10:53:04 AM  
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Mmmm... Health food!
 
2013-05-02 10:58:31 AM  
I gotta guess it's because if you eat a lot of pizza you die early from coronary disease or obesity and don't live long enough to develop cancer. Personally I'm fine with that. Given my family's Alzheimer's history I don't plan to make it to old age anyway. I'll take dropping dead of a massive heart attack at about 50-55 rather than make it to 80 as a useless idiot.
 
2013-05-02 11:17:10 AM  

picturescrazy: bemis23: Headline would only be true if Domino's actually sold pizza instead of whatever abomination they actually serve.

/still better than Pizza Hut
//both are gross


Came here to say that. You're better off getting the three dollar Jack's pizza at the grocery store or even a speedway pizza. Buying fresh tomatoes
 
2013-05-02 01:08:22 PM  
They fail to mention that you're less likely to get cancer because your fat ass dies of heart disease first.

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2013-05-02 02:59:26 PM  
Still no cure for cheezy bread.
 
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2013-05-02 03:04:47 PM  
I knew I should have patented my beer and pizza diet
 
2013-05-02 03:44:50 PM  

Digitalstrange: I gotta guess it's because if you eat a lot of pizza you die early from coronary disease or obesity and don't live long enough to develop cancer. Personally I'm fine with that. Given my family's Alzheimer's history I don't plan to make it to old age anyway. I'll take dropping dead of a massive heart attack at about 50-55 rather than make it to 80 as a useless idiot.


Man that door is wiiiiide open.
Don't know you, won't take the shot.
 
2013-05-02 04:00:52 PM  
mmm i feel greasy already
 
2013-05-02 04:15:44 PM  

picturescrazy: You're better off getting the three dollar Jack's pizza at the grocery store or even a speedway pizza.


Do you meen a pizza sold at a Speedway gas station, or is that a euphemism for roadkill on a race track?

Because either way...
 
2013-05-02 06:05:24 PM  

picturescrazy: bemis23: Headline would only be true if Domino's actually sold pizza instead of whatever abomination they actually serve.

/still better than Pizza Hut
//both are gross

Came here to say that. You're better off getting the three dollar Jack's pizza at the grocery store or even a speedway pizza.


those jacks pizzas are like crack to me.
 
2013-05-02 06:07:25 PM  
This also means that pizza styles found in Chicago (thin crust, stuffed, and deep dish varieties) reduce the risk better than in New York. Better tasting pizza = more efficient cancer reduction
 
2013-05-02 08:06:35 PM  
I know that Domino's has apparently come out with some sort of "improved" menu, but given the state of their old one, I can only imagine that the upgrade move them from simply inedible to abominable.

/Also, is there anywhere in the Amherst, MA area that has decent pizza other than Antonio's? I love their 'za, but I don't love standing in a 3-hour line filled with sweaty frat bro's to get it.
//Yes, maybe I am fussy.
 
2013-05-03 05:07:01 PM  
Domino's is not pizza, it's cheap tomato sauce on a cracker.
 
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