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(Washingtonian)   What do you call a cruise ship full of lawyers?   (washingtonian.com ) divider line 120
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2013-05-02 08:23:48 AM  
A target? An iceberg magnet? A poop cruise?
 
2013-05-02 08:38:27 AM  
I'm on team E. Coli.  Go! team Go!
 
2013-05-02 08:41:31 AM  
Practice target for my shiny new ACME torpedo?
 
2013-05-02 09:01:28 AM  
An ensuing nightmare for the cruise ship owner?

Hope the ship has no sharp corners.
 
2013-05-02 09:18:34 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: An ensuing nightmare for the cruise ship owner?

Hope the ship has no sharp corners.


^^^^^^^^^^^^

THIS.
 
2013-05-02 09:18:39 AM  
The most appropriate target for ship to ship missiles I've ever heard of?
 
2013-05-02 09:19:07 AM  
A good start?
 
2013-05-02 09:19:50 AM  
But enough about the poop cruises...
 
2013-05-02 09:19:59 AM  
A Titanic waiting to happen?
 
2013-05-02 09:20:05 AM  
Motorized chum bucket
 
2013-05-02 09:20:20 AM  

vudukungfu: A good start?


For a Titanic reenactment, I suppose.
 
2013-05-02 09:20:24 AM  
An excellent way to re-write the Titanic.
 
2013-05-02 09:20:28 AM  
I hope it's called the Triumph
 
2013-05-02 09:20:38 AM  
I'm sure this won't cause their clients to question DLA's billing rates and practices.
 
2013-05-02 09:21:02 AM  
Where is a boatload of Somali pirates when you need one?
 
2013-05-02 09:21:11 AM  
Tim?
 
2013-05-02 09:21:30 AM  
(shakes tiny fist at NostroZ) dang lag time on work wi-fi
 
2013-05-02 09:21:33 AM  
How do we get the Somali pirates to expand their operations to the Mediterranean?
 
2013-05-02 09:21:38 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-02 09:21:57 AM  
Disposable?
 
2013-05-02 09:22:08 AM  
Confusing to undomesticated sharks?
 
2013-05-02 09:22:24 AM  

Fizpez: Where is a boatload of Somali pirates when you need one?


OscarTamerz: How do we get the Somali pirates to expand their operations to the Mediterranean?


Also most excellent suggestions
 
2013-05-02 09:22:44 AM  
USS Pettifogger
 
2013-05-02 09:23:20 AM  
img250.imageshack.us

Lawyers, a whole ship full of them.
 
2013-05-02 09:23:22 AM  
The Firm Boat
 
2013-05-02 09:23:32 AM  

cefm: I'm sure this won't cause their clients to question DLA's billing rates and practices.


If 1,000 of DLA Piper's 4,000+ attorneys participated, the per-person cost would be about $3,000 for a four-day chartered cruise. That's not  unreasonable at all.
 
2013-05-02 09:23:49 AM  
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2013-05-02 09:24:48 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

One ping only Vasiliy
 
2013-05-02 09:24:53 AM  
31 seconds Fizpez dang!
 
2013-05-02 09:25:18 AM  
Is the boat still floating, or is it sinking or sunk?

If it's the latter, were there any survivors? I need more information subby.
 
SH
2013-05-02 09:25:20 AM  
WTH? no voting?
 
2013-05-02 09:25:53 AM  
Bunch of parasites. I'm rooting for a Bermuda Triangle type disappearance where only the crew returns.
 
2013-05-02 09:26:18 AM  
So you're telling me they did this too early...

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2013-05-02 09:26:55 AM  

OscarTamerz: How do we get the Somali pirates to expand their operations to the Mediterranean?


Exactly. Don't call them anything, just call Somalia.
 
2013-05-02 09:27:09 AM  
a "Tom" Cruise

cogdogblog.com
 
2013-05-02 09:27:20 AM  
Artificial reef.
 
2013-05-02 09:27:22 AM  
If only they had sailed on Carnival
 
2013-05-02 09:28:01 AM  
Tales from the Black Freighter
 
2013-05-02 09:28:34 AM  

kronicfeld: cefm: I'm sure this won't cause their clients to question DLA's billing rates and practices.

If 1,000 of DLA Piper's 4,000+ attorneys participated, the per-person cost would be about $3,000 for a four-day chartered cruise. That's not  unreasonable at all.


dear god, that's a big nest of lawyers
 
2013-05-02 09:28:52 AM  
A Statutory Sloop?  A Juris Doctor Junk? A Barrister Bark? A Dutch Uncle Fluyt?  A Counselor Corvette? A Defender Dhow?
 
2013-05-02 09:30:06 AM  
the USS Sodomy?
 
2013-05-02 09:31:31 AM  
Never a better use
www.online-utility.org
 
2013-05-02 09:31:43 AM  
The dophins swimming along side boat will actually be sharks -- sharks with friggin' lasers attached to their heads -- no expense will be spared for the light show.

imagesus.homeaway.com
 
2013-05-02 09:31:59 AM  
Candygram for Mongo,JD Esquire.
 
2013-05-02 09:32:02 AM  
Came here to post "A target"  I see its been taken care of.   Carry on then.
 
gja
2013-05-02 09:32:55 AM  
An entire shipload of lawyers?
What is that? A floating singularity of morals and intelligence?
 
2013-05-02 09:34:24 AM  
Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kids?
 
2013-05-02 09:35:50 AM  
These guys are Wolfram & Hart. If anything goes wrong, a lot of Royal Caribbean's upper management's children will get eaten by demons.
 
2013-05-02 09:36:19 AM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-05-02 09:36:53 AM  

DubtodaIll: A Statutory Sloop?  A Juris Doctor Junk? A Barrister Bark? A Dutch Uncle Fluyt?  A Counselor Corvette? A Defender Dhow?


Summery Judgment.
 
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