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(Washington Post)   Drunk aviation executive avenges victims of Boston Marathon bombing and 9/11 by breaking the jaw of a Somali-American cab driver. Who also happens to be a US Army reservist   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-02 09:17:07 AM  
3 votes:
Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?
2013-05-02 10:50:06 AM  
2 votes:

jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?


Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!
2013-05-02 10:13:45 AM  
2 votes:

Private_Citizen: It definitely wasn't inspired by the flag waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and islamophobic right wing media.


It's jingoistic! It's xenophobic! It's hooooooomophobic!
Why, it's Greased Lightning!
2013-05-02 10:04:08 AM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?

There's a six-year gap in his resume.

Maybe he was in the military and he's just too modest to mention it.

Or maybe he was in prison for child molesting.


When did  Ed Dahlberg stop molesting children?
2013-05-02 09:46:19 AM  
2 votes:
Good. We need to let these Arabs know we're on to them.
2013-05-02 09:22:20 AM  
2 votes:
a middle-aged businessman can be heard asking Salim if he is Islamic and then asserting that most Muslims are terrorists

Now where could he possibly have gotten THAT crazy idea?  Certainly not from our fair and balanced media....
2013-05-02 08:41:34 AM  
2 votes:
I think someone's going to be offered a tidy little out-of-court settlement in the very near future. And Ed Dahlberg, the assailant, is not just an "aviation executive." He's the president of Emerald Aviation, whose website is very curiously undergoing "maintenance" right now that will apparently take 3 days to finish. And the very rich residents of the very white town of Clifton, VA, are about to get very, very annoyed at all the news trucks driving through their little woodsy enclave.
2013-05-02 01:27:43 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: Interesting nugget from the comments section:

David Rathbun5/1/2013 6:25 PM EDTI had this misfortune to meet Mr Dahlenberg over a year ago when I assume he was not drunk. I was driving a small sports car and he was behind me at a red light. When I didn't turn fast enough on a red light for his taste he tried to ram my car with his white SUV with Va tag "Ifly". He then continued to swerve at my car, slam on his brakes and try to block my path with his SUV. It's scary to think that this unstable twerp as a licence to operate a car as well as a pilots license. I hope he can receive the help he needs (behind bars). ...See MoreI live in that area too and I know I've seen that vanity plate in town, I'll have to keep an eye out for it from now onUser IP:


Hope that f*cker gets his tires slashed every time he replaces them.
2013-05-02 11:45:47 AM  
1 votes:

Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.


I demand that you retract your slanderous statement, sir!  This gentleman has already been vilified enough by gutless, nutless, America-hating libtardos for doing his part to counteract the insidious Sharia infiltration of America! Freedom ain't free!

A pants-shiatting chickenshiat would have seen a scary looking black Muslim cabdriver, and refused to enter the cab, lest he be an unwilling and unwitting passenger in a suicide car bombing.

This man did not shiat his pants, at least not that we know of, thanks to the journalistic incompetence of the lie-beral lamestream media.   And punching a black Muslim militant with sufficient force to cause a fractured jaw is not the act of a chickenshiat!
2013-05-02 11:38:22 AM  
1 votes:
jaytkay:
Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?
There's a six-year gap in his resume.
Maybe he was in the military and he's just too modest to mention it.
Or maybe he was in prison for child molesting.


My bet is on "Afghan terror boot camp".  He who smelt it, dealt it, right?

Parthenogenetic:
Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but somehow my tackle ensnares my hat, which goes flying off of my head and messily plops in the water. Then I have to reel my hat back in, or use my net to scoop it out of the water, which is annoying and embarrassing.

This is the internet forum equivalent of that.


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2013-05-02 11:33:31 AM  
1 votes:

jonas opines: 6/10, because I suspect that you simply cut and pasted this from an actual rant.  I've seen that stated pretty much verbatim on the CNN comment threads.


No, I am sorry to say that steaming pile of crap is an original composition.  The underlying concepts are well known, of course, and have existed long before CNN, and the Internet.

Will you now upgrade your troll rating?

Because I am so lacking in real-life accomplishments that my only source of self-affirmation is positive feedback on my trolling.

Also, my masters pay by the troll rating.
2013-05-02 11:13:55 AM  
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.

Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but som ...


Wait. You had a hat? I assumed you were hatless.
2013-05-02 10:36:44 AM  
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?


"Ed Dahlberg, President of Emerald Aviation Inc. douchebag, has more than 20 years experience in the field of business racial profiling and commercial aviation. He began flying in 1978 and hating Muslims as early as 2001. After obtaining his commercial, instrument and multi engine certificates he served as a pilot for a regional commuter airline. In 1988 he began his career in aircraft sales at Jettech, Inc and later went on to manage the company beat Muslim-American veterans. In 1995 Ed left to establish his own company Emerald Aviation. His aviation experience is complimented with a Bachelors Degree in Marketing from the University of South Florida unique ability to spot terrorists by their accents and skin color.
Gaining trust and confidence of non-Muslim customers over the last two decades, he has the admiration of many in the non-Muslim marketplace. Through transparent business transactions with non-Muslims and always effectively representing the best interests of his non-Muslim clients, Ed has developed business relationships worldwidein other non-Muslim countries that have endured through the years. Straightforward plane sales and multifaceted transactions random beatings; King Airs to Gulfstreams and everything in between, they are all handled with one objective in mind, his clients making sure Muslims don't get planes."

FTFY
2013-05-02 10:28:37 AM  
1 votes:

CrazyCracka420: 'murican taliban

What's ironic, the guy who punched the Somalian would probably enjoy living in Somalia more than here in the good ol' US of A.

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One more qualifier: do you like black people?
2013-05-02 10:15:31 AM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


Well, except for muslim cab drivers, apparently.
2013-05-02 10:10:44 AM  
1 votes:
Just remember, this wasn't a hate crime. You will tolerate his intolerance of others, unless you want to be labeled intolerant - or racist.

This was about a rich man who was tricked into over reacting by a manipulative muslim 47%'er who's obviously looking for a payday from the bleeding heart court system. It definitely wasn't inspired by the flag waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and islamophobic right wing media.

No siree.
2013-05-02 10:10:04 AM  
1 votes:
'murican taliban

What's ironic, the guy who punched the Somalian would probably enjoy living in Somalia more than here in the good ol' US of A.

i14.photobucket.com
2013-05-02 10:07:51 AM  
1 votes:
Well, if the guy didn't want to get his jaw broken, then he shouldn't have been from Somalia.
2013-05-02 09:56:57 AM  
1 votes:

rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.


Yeah! How dare a man speak his mind to rich white dude in America!
2013-05-02 09:53:18 AM  
1 votes:
m3.licdn.com
Edward Dahlberg

/ Wrong guy got punched
// Punchable face is punchable
2013-05-02 09:52:02 AM  
1 votes:
So, what's his Fark handle?
2013-05-02 09:48:41 AM  
1 votes:
I've never had a broken jaw, but I've had enough broken everything else to know that must hurt like a mother farker.

The only justice that could be served is to break the rich white guy's jaw. Then every day that shiat hurts you're all "fark, I'm farking stupid and a dick. this hurts"
2013-05-02 09:46:23 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: a middle-aged businessman can be heard asking Salim if he is Islamic and then asserting that most Muslims are terrorists

Now where could he possibly have gotten THAT crazy idea?  Certainly not from our fair and balanced media....


So he was totally in his right when breaking his jaw.
2013-05-02 08:54:34 AM  
1 votes:
USA! USA!

/facepalm
 
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