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(Washington Post)   Drunk aviation executive avenges victims of Boston Marathon bombing and 9/11 by breaking the jaw of a Somali-American cab driver. Who also happens to be a US Army reservist   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 144
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2013-05-02 10:14:00 AM  

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.


The "murica" is supposed to represent the way a person with a heavy drawl might pronounce the word and is used to suggest that the person being referred to is ignorant.

"Amerika" is the German (and several other languages) spelling of the word, and is often used to imply that the US is becoming (or is currently) a police state or otherwise imply fascism. I've also seen it used to suggest the opposite political extreme of communism -- "The United Socialist States of Amerika", for example. I suppose the actual intended meaning depends on context, though it's almost always used to imply extremism. (That, or someone who is a non-English speaker made a typo. Again, context.)
 
2013-05-02 10:14:29 AM  
This isn't the same aviation executive that slapped that crying tar baby on the flight to Atlanta, right? I get my racist aviation executives confused.
 
2013-05-02 10:15:31 AM  

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


Well, except for muslim cab drivers, apparently.
 
2013-05-02 10:15:40 AM  

willfullyobscure: I'm just so happy it was a white guy that did it this time you guys.


Man - so many of you bigotry apologists reeeeeaaaaally want to change the subject - makes you uncomfortable, doesn't it?
 
2013-05-02 10:15:48 AM  

Pocket Ninja: And the very rich residents of the very white town of Clifton, VA, are about to get very, very annoyed at all the news trucks driving through their little woodsy enclave.


Really, Pocket Ninja? I didn't have you down as naive.

This is brown-guy-gets-beat-up-by-white-guy. I'm surprised it got any coverage in the first place. It certainly won't merit news trucks.

Now, if it was white-guy-gets-looked-at-funny-by-brown-guy then it'd be 24/7 coverage for the next seven months.
 
2013-05-02 10:17:47 AM  

Andric: MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.

Well, except for muslim cab drivers, apparently.


He's trying to change the subject, and make old racist white guys the victims here. I can guarantee you they'll keep trying.
 
2013-05-02 10:19:45 AM  
FTA:  "When Salim asks if the passenger is threatening him, the passenger uses an obscene phrase to respond in the affirmative."

See, this is what we lawyers call a "time to explore settlement options" moment.

Punchy's best bet is to try to get the recording ruled inadmissible...otherwise he's screwed.
Failing that, pack the jury with Fox viewers...
 
2013-05-02 10:20:36 AM  
Let's face it.  A solid 25% of Americans, and that is probably the ratio here at Fark, believe that "Muslim" means "plotting to murder me right now."  We live in a country that has a sizeable minority of people who are completely batshiat insane, and some of them are going to read my comment and think, "When are you going to wake up to the widespread conspiracy HRRRR DRRRR."

Yank out the word "Communist" and stick in "Muslim" and it's exactly like it was when I was a kid.  Dr. Strangelove.  We have to kill them all in order to prevent them from killing us.

I heard a piece on NPR last night with two analysts, fair-and-balanced style, and one of them (who wants boots on the ground in Syria right now) accused the other of "supporting and favoring the Assad regime."  The other got increasingly annoyed until he said, "I don't support the Assad regime.  I just don't want us to get into another quagmire in Syria like we had in Iraq."  That made the chickenhawk pause for a moment, then all he could say is, "Your policy isn't working."

"Your policy isn't working"="we need to do Iraq all over again, every time there's HRRRR DRRRR."

Batshiat insane.  We have to kill them all in order to prevent them from killing us.  If you don't support this, then you are giving aid and comfort to The Enemy.
 
2013-05-02 10:21:03 AM  
What none of these flailing ninnies want to face is that their habit of insisting that all Muslims are potential terrorists has had, and will continue to have, real world consequences for completely innocent individuals. But of course, bigots don't care, because they are collectivists who don't perceive human beings as individuals, no matter how much they claim to value "American Individualism". Hypocrites - every one.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:06 AM  
I have had numerous Somali cabbies who I wanted to punch in the face, not for being muslim, but for being rude.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:37 AM  

CrazyCracka420: 'murican taliban

What's ironic, the guy who punched the Somalian would probably enjoy living in Somalia more than here in the good ol' US of A.

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One more qualifier: do you like black people?
 
2013-05-02 10:29:25 AM  

rosemary's baby daddy: Looks like the battle is being taken to yelp http://www.yelp.com/biz/emerald-aviation-inc-manassas
Dude's business is farked and he is going full John Fitzgerald Page on his site
<a title="Emerald Aviation" data-cke-saved-href="
Emerald Aviation is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance.
Please try back in 3 days, 5 hours, and 37 minutes


LOL!  As if people shopping for business jets use Yelp.

The Web site outage is peculiar.

WTF does Page have to do with this guy?
 
2013-05-02 10:30:44 AM  

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


You've never read the Tea Party Community. Those people are seriously ill.

And nice assumption, champ.
 
2013-05-02 10:35:29 AM  
The video, which Salim took on his phone, appears to show physical contact between the men but does not capture the alleged punch that Salim said fractured his jaw, the Boston bombing reference or the threat to kill. Salim said that those happened after he stopped recording so he could call the police.

and later....

"If you're a [expletive] Muslim flying jets into the World Trade Center, then [expletive] you, I will slice your [expletive] throat right now."

I would take that as a death threat. So, can a cabby throw out a drunken passenger that he considers a threat to his safety?
 
2013-05-02 10:36:29 AM  

stir22: Blasphemous Knave: My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through?


do what i did...delete your facebook account.


Yup.  Facebook free for about three years now.  You know me?  You like me?  Call or e-mail me.
 
2013-05-02 10:36:44 AM  

Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?


"Ed Dahlberg, President of Emerald Aviation Inc. douchebag, has more than 20 years experience in the field of business racial profiling and commercial aviation. He began flying in 1978 and hating Muslims as early as 2001. After obtaining his commercial, instrument and multi engine certificates he served as a pilot for a regional commuter airline. In 1988 he began his career in aircraft sales at Jettech, Inc and later went on to manage the company beat Muslim-American veterans. In 1995 Ed left to establish his own company Emerald Aviation. His aviation experience is complimented with a Bachelors Degree in Marketing from the University of South Florida unique ability to spot terrorists by their accents and skin color.
Gaining trust and confidence of non-Muslim customers over the last two decades, he has the admiration of many in the non-Muslim marketplace. Through transparent business transactions with non-Muslims and always effectively representing the best interests of his non-Muslim clients, Ed has developed business relationships worldwidein other non-Muslim countries that have endured through the years. Straightforward plane sales and multifaceted transactions random beatings; King Airs to Gulfstreams and everything in between, they are all handled with one objective in mind, his clients making sure Muslims don't get planes."

FTFY
 
2013-05-02 10:39:05 AM  

trotsky: MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.

You've never read the Tea Party Community. Those people are seriously ill.

And nice assumption, champ.


He is treating collectivist bigotry as a team sport. He does not fault the intellectual methodology of those who wanted to blame the bombing on "teabaggers" - he thinks collectivist bigotry is perfectly OK - those people just picked the   WRONG TARGET.
 
2013-05-02 10:43:43 AM  
false flag!
 
2013-05-02 10:50:06 AM  

jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?


Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!
 
2013-05-02 10:53:22 AM  

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


What you did there, I see it :)
 
2013-05-02 10:55:51 AM  
Nobody yet, even after discussing it, really? Fine.

'murica.
 
2013-05-02 10:59:55 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Private_Citizen: It definitely wasn't inspired by the flag waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and islamophobic right wing media.

It's jingoistic! It's xenophobic! It's hooooooomophobic!
Why, it's Greased Lightning!


*snerk*
 
2013-05-02 11:02:42 AM  

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.
 
2013-05-02 11:03:54 AM  

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.


It's not a meme, per se.  It is spelling phonetically to a dialect of the unwashed masses.

Now, if you spell it as Amerika (implying left wing) or Amerikkka (implying right wing),  THAT'S a meme!


/ when the moon hits your eye
// like a big pizza pie
 
2013-05-02 11:06:28 AM  
Later that day, he punched the guy working the counter at the convenience store because the UPS guy was banging his wife.
 
2013-05-02 11:06:55 AM  
Well, you got a broken Jaw, but chin up! Youll soon be riding in that executive douchebags cab on the way home from YOUR country club soon enough.
 
2013-05-02 11:07:13 AM  

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.
 
2013-05-02 11:10:23 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: The video, which Salim took on his phone, appears to show physical contact between the men but does not capture the alleged punch that Salim said fractured his jaw, the Boston bombing reference or the threat to kill. Salim said that those happened after he stopped recording so he could call the police.

and later....

"If you're a [expletive] Muslim flying jets into the World Trade Center, then [expletive] you, I will slice your [expletive] throat right now."

I would take that as a death threat. So, can a cabby throw out a drunken passenger that he considers a threat to his safety?


Yes, he can, although if the passenger is a threat, it is usually better to either flag down a cop car or drive to the nearest police precinct.  When I was driving cabs (in the winter, natch), usually the unruly passengers would quiet down once you pulled into the precinct.  Only one time did I have to get the cops to order out the passenger.
 
2013-05-02 11:12:21 AM  

LovingTeacher: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.


Just because I'm being trolled is no reason to pass up an opportunity to deliver my canned speech about collectivism. There is too much "bigotry as a team sport" on Fark, and I like to piss and moan about it when the opportunity presents itself.
Trouble is, the people who really need the message are too dumb to hear it - they only hear what Larson's dog does: "Blah, blah, blah Ginger! Blah blah, blah Ginger blah!"
 
2013-05-02 11:12:50 AM  

jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.


Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but somehow my tackle ensnares my hat, which goes flying off of my head and messily plops in the water.  Then I have to reel my hat back in, or use my net to scoop it out of the water, which is annoying and embarrassing.

This is the internet forum equivalent of that.
 
2013-05-02 11:13:55 AM  

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.

Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but som ...


Wait. You had a hat? I assumed you were hatless.
 
2013-05-02 11:15:03 AM  
Religion of peace!
 
2013-05-02 11:17:38 AM  
I too am in favor of punching more cabbies.
 
2013-05-02 11:18:45 AM  

jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

[trolling redacted] How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.


--------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------

LovingTeacher: Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.


You gonna give me that point?  I think deserve extra credit because I reeled in the guy I quoted, who blasted my poor reading comprehension.  So...  11/10?
 
2013-05-02 11:18:46 AM  

Blasphemous Knave: One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?


Well, no, don't use kiddie gloves. Just flat out say that a drunken idiot assaulted one our troops and anyone who defends that is either a moron or mentally ill. There's no gray area here.
 
2013-05-02 11:19:25 AM  
Nice punch.
 
2013-05-02 11:20:55 AM  

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

[trolling redacted] How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.

--------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------

LovingTeacher: Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.

You gonna give me that point?  I think deserve extra credit because I reeled in the guy I quoted, who blasted my poor reading comprehension.  So...  11/10?


Don't start sucking your own dick quite yet - as I pointed out, I was well aware you were trolling me, and used it as an excuse to amke a speech.
I like to make speeches. They bore people, and I'm highly passive-aggressive.
 
2013-05-02 11:21:59 AM  

jso2897: Wait. You had a hat? I assumed you were hatless.


Well, I am now!  It's all wet and soiled with algae and fish poop.
 
2013-05-02 11:23:11 AM  
Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.
 
2013-05-02 11:23:41 AM  

I_C_Weener: I too am in favor of punching more cabbies.


Yes, of course - but for taking you on a ten mile trip to get to a two-mile destination - not for worshiping the "wrong" sky-fairy.
 
2013-05-02 11:24:42 AM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: Well, you got a broken Jaw, but chin up! Youll soon be riding in that executive douchebags cab on the way home from YOUR country club soon enough.


Well played sir, well played.
 
2013-05-02 11:26:12 AM  

Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.


Now there you go with that collectivist crap, again. When are people going to outgrow this shiat? Have you ever met a person in your life who was not an individual human being? Who was some sort of existential blur of whatever "group" they belonged to? You don't even have to listen to me - you only have to reference reality.
 
2013-05-02 11:26:19 AM  
If your hat falls into the lake I'd recommend just leaving it, the smell will never quite wash away.
 
2013-05-02 11:26:57 AM  

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


6/10, because I suspect that you simply cut and pasted this from an actual rant.  I've seen that stated pretty much verbatim on the CNN comment threads.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:29 AM  

Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.


Large SUVs and trucks in the city/suburbs (and doesn't require a large vehicle for work, cling to bible, packing heat, xenophobia and tribalism?  All signs of pants-shiatting chickenshiats.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:44 AM  
Another good rule - when you are drunk, never punch anybody but another drunk. If they are sober, and you are drunk, it's probably your fault.
 
2013-05-02 11:29:25 AM  

CrazyCracka420: Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.

Large SUVs and trucks in the city/suburbs (and doesn't require a large vehicle for work, cling to bible, packing heat, xenophobia and tribalism?  All signs of pants-shiatting chickenshiats.


If you have inserted enough particulars, you have narrowed it down to an individual - and then it becomes potentially valid.
 
2013-05-02 11:29:35 AM  

jso2897: Don't start sucking your own dick quite yet - as I pointed out, I was well aware you were trolling me, and used it as an excuse to amke a speech.
I like to make speeches. They bore people, and I'm highly passive-aggressive.


Those recruiting commercials told me I am an Army of One.  So while I am an individual, I am also a collective, so to speak, because the US Army is an agency of the government of the United States of America, which would surely never lie to its citizens.

So when you say hurtful things about me, without knowing me at all as an individual, you are actually engaging in the collectivist bigotry you decry.

I will now scrunch up my face in sorrow like Dawson, and go and cry like an emo kid.
 
2013-05-02 11:30:31 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 11:30:58 AM  

PunGent: FTA:  "When Salim asks if the passenger is threatening him, the passenger uses an obscene phrase to respond in the affirmative."

See, this is what we lawyers call a "time to explore settlement options" moment.

Punchy's best bet is to try to get the recording ruled inadmissible...otherwise he's screwed.
Failing that, pack the jury with Fox viewers...


In the area of VA he is in, more than likely that is what he will get on the jury. That is if this even makes it to trial.
 
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