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(Washington Post)   Drunk aviation executive avenges victims of Boston Marathon bombing and 9/11 by breaking the jaw of a Somali-American cab driver. Who also happens to be a US Army reservist   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 144
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2013-05-02 08:41:34 AM
I think someone's going to be offered a tidy little out-of-court settlement in the very near future. And Ed Dahlberg, the assailant, is not just an "aviation executive." He's the president of Emerald Aviation, whose website is very curiously undergoing "maintenance" right now that will apparently take 3 days to finish. And the very rich residents of the very white town of Clifton, VA, are about to get very, very annoyed at all the news trucks driving through their little woodsy enclave.
 
2013-05-02 08:45:44 AM
How do we know the cab driver wasn't selling fireworks out of the trunk of his car?
 
2013-05-02 08:54:34 AM
USA! USA!

/facepalm
 
2013-05-02 09:17:07 AM
Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?
 
2013-05-02 09:22:20 AM
a middle-aged businessman can be heard asking Salim if he is Islamic and then asserting that most Muslims are terrorists

Now where could he possibly have gotten THAT crazy idea?  Certainly not from our fair and balanced media....
 
2013-05-02 09:22:58 AM

jehovahs witness protection: How do we know the cab driver wasn't selling fireworks out of the trunk of his car?


Because he's not a real American.  Duh.
 
2013-05-02 09:46:19 AM
Good. We need to let these Arabs know we're on to them.
 
2013-05-02 09:46:23 AM

Marcus Aurelius: a middle-aged businessman can be heard asking Salim if he is Islamic and then asserting that most Muslims are terrorists

Now where could he possibly have gotten THAT crazy idea?  Certainly not from our fair and balanced media....


So he was totally in his right when breaking his jaw.
 
2013-05-02 09:48:41 AM
I've never had a broken jaw, but I've had enough broken everything else to know that must hurt like a mother farker.

The only justice that could be served is to break the rich white guy's jaw. Then every day that shiat hurts you're all "fark, I'm farking stupid and a dick. this hurts"
 
2013-05-02 09:49:23 AM
Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".
 
2013-05-02 09:51:41 AM
Drunk on Freedom and Inalienable Rights maybe. USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-05-02 09:52:02 AM
So, what's his Fark handle?
 
2013-05-02 09:52:32 AM
One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?
 
2013-05-02 09:53:14 AM
Pikrallidas described Dahlberg as a "hardworking family man and a church-going person"

Not really helping your case there...

Dahlberg was profoundly affected by the Sept. 11 attacks, Pikrallidas said, and misunderstood Salim's response to his questions.

What could Salim have possibly said that could be misunderstood as "I'm a terrorist"?
 
2013-05-02 09:53:17 AM
His aviation company website is down for 3 days and a few hours -- for maintenance - until the afternoon of Cinco de Mayo.
 
2013-05-02 09:53:18 AM
m3.licdn.com
Edward Dahlberg

/ Wrong guy got punched
// Punchable face is punchable
 
2013-05-02 09:54:12 AM
images.sodahead.com
What a  Mooslim terrorist  serving in the US Army looks like
 
2013-05-02 09:54:59 AM
I though we weren't suppose to talk about the motives according to the libatardds.
 
2013-05-02 09:55:07 AM

Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?


There's a six-year gap in his resume.

Maybe he was in the military and he's just too modest to mention it.

Or maybe he was in prison for child molesting.
 
2013-05-02 09:55:21 AM
Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.
 
2013-05-02 09:56:02 AM

Phoenix_M: [images.sodahead.com image 311x350]
What a  Mooslim terrorist  serving in the US Army looks like


That's not a terrorist. That is a disgruntled employee.
 
2013-05-02 09:56:57 AM

rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.


Yeah! How dare a man speak his mind to rich white dude in America!
 
2013-05-02 09:57:10 AM

Blasphemous Knave: Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through?


I hate being defeatist but I don't think subtle works with the type of person who would not only think that's funny but be proud of it.
 
2013-05-02 09:57:35 AM

Blasphemous Knave: One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?


Try "have you ever met a Muslim?"  It probably won't work on most of them, but you might get the odd introspective outlier.
 
2013-05-02 09:57:57 AM
Amurrrrica doesn't doesn't stop to think things through, bro. Amurrrica springs into action with a shot to the jaw.
 
2013-05-02 09:58:00 AM

Blasphemous Knave: My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through?



do what i did...delete your facebook account.
 
2013-05-02 09:58:03 AM

rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.


I think communicating the concept of jihad as a personal struggle against ignorance as opposed to holy war against the unbeliever is one of the most important ideas Muslims could try and convey to others, maybe just not while the others are drunk and belligerent.
 
2013-05-02 09:58:15 AM

The Glorified Jailer: I though we weren't suppose to talk about the motives according to the libatardds.


What on Earth make you say that ? That's always the cons who say that motives should not come into account, generally as an argument against hate crimes.

Do you have a crowd of imaginary liberals in your head that provide all the quotes and opinions that fit your preconceived notions ?
 
2013-05-02 09:59:23 AM
Looks like the battle is being taken to yelp http://www.yelp.com/biz/emerald-aviation-inc-manassas
Dude's business is farked and he is going full John Fitzgerald Page on his site
<a title="Emerald Aviation" data-cke-saved-href="
Emerald Aviation is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance.
Please try back in 3 days, 5 hours, and 37 minutes
 
2013-05-02 10:00:15 AM

Yogimus: Phoenix_M: [images.sodahead.com image 311x350]
What a  Mooslim terrorist  serving in the US Army looks like

That's not a terrorist. That is a disgruntled employee.


No, he's a terrorist who was working with Al-Qaeda they have his emails and other communications that prove it.
 
2013-05-02 10:00:25 AM

rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.


Well, that's the proper Islamic definition for the term; he was defending his religion.  It's kind of like if "praying to Jesus" now had the definition of "blowing up people" amoungst the general public because a couple (um...thousand) people did so under that term.
 
2013-05-02 10:01:27 AM
Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.
 
2013-05-02 10:02:50 AM

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.   It's just farking stupid.


That's kinda the point.
 
2013-05-02 10:03:10 AM

trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".


Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.
 
2013-05-02 10:03:30 AM

Blasphemous Knave: One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?


I have a small number of idiots on my friends list. Just before I dropped the offending right-wing idiots from my list, I decided to mock them instead. So whenever they post something particularly stupid (they had a field day with Boston Bombings), I share it with my group and enjoy snarking. I find solace in the fact that I am calling out the stupid as publicly as I can.

I am sure at some point i will get bored and drop them from my friends list. You can't win a fight against stupid.
 
2013-05-02 10:04:01 AM
And now an artist interpretation of what the victim may look like in 6 months

www.quizzle.com
 
2013-05-02 10:04:08 AM

jaytkay: Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?

There's a six-year gap in his resume.

Maybe he was in the military and he's just too modest to mention it.

Or maybe he was in prison for child molesting.


When did  Ed Dahlberg stop molesting children?
 
2013-05-02 10:04:12 AM

WTF Indeed: rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.

Yeah! How dare a man speak his mind to rich white dude in America!


Exactly. Remember loyatly the rich are your betters. Show some respect, dog!
 
2013-05-02 10:05:23 AM

nmemkha: Exactly. Remember royalty the rich are your betters. Show some respect, dog!


Is the coffee ready yet?
 
2013-05-02 10:07:21 AM

Phoenix_M: Yogimus: Phoenix_M: [images.sodahead.com image 311x350]
What a  Mooslim terrorist  serving in the US Army looks like

That's not a terrorist. That is a disgruntled employee.

No, he's a terrorist who was working with Al-Qaeda they have his emails and other communications that prove it.


And because he exists, it's presumably OK to go around attacking innocent citizens who happen to be Muslim? That would seem to be a defense of the actual philosophy behind "terrorism".
 
2013-05-02 10:07:51 AM
Well, if the guy didn't want to get his jaw broken, then he shouldn't have been from Somalia.
 
2013-05-02 10:09:23 AM
This is what conservatives actually believe.
 
2013-05-02 10:09:45 AM

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


So are you defending this guy, or just trying to deflect criticism of anti-muslim bigotry expressed through violence, or both?
 
2013-05-02 10:10:04 AM
'murican taliban

What's ironic, the guy who punched the Somalian would probably enjoy living in Somalia more than here in the good ol' US of A.

i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 10:10:44 AM
Just remember, this wasn't a hate crime. You will tolerate his intolerance of others, unless you want to be labeled intolerant - or racist.

This was about a rich man who was tricked into over reacting by a manipulative muslim 47%'er who's obviously looking for a payday from the bleeding heart court system. It definitely wasn't inspired by the flag waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and islamophobic right wing media.

No siree.
 
2013-05-02 10:10:59 AM
A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?
 
2013-05-02 10:12:05 AM

Bondith: GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.   It's just farking stupid.

That's kinda the point.


You know though, even though that is the point, it makes it hard not to discount an entire post for a single word. At least, IMO.
It immediately makes me think a teen wrote it.
Might as well follow it up with, "You mad bro?"
 
2013-05-02 10:12:40 AM

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.


In an ideal little dream world, an American is someone who believes in equality, justice, and pluralism; describing someone as a "'mericun" and so forth is done to convey the discrepancy.
 
2013-05-02 10:13:12 AM
I'm just so happy it was a white guy that did it this time you guys.
 
2013-05-02 10:13:45 AM

Private_Citizen: It definitely wasn't inspired by the flag waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and islamophobic right wing media.


It's jingoistic! It's xenophobic! It's hooooooomophobic!
Why, it's Greased Lightning!
 
2013-05-02 10:14:00 AM

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.


The "murica" is supposed to represent the way a person with a heavy drawl might pronounce the word and is used to suggest that the person being referred to is ignorant.

"Amerika" is the German (and several other languages) spelling of the word, and is often used to imply that the US is becoming (or is currently) a police state or otherwise imply fascism. I've also seen it used to suggest the opposite political extreme of communism -- "The United Socialist States of Amerika", for example. I suppose the actual intended meaning depends on context, though it's almost always used to imply extremism. (That, or someone who is a non-English speaker made a typo. Again, context.)
 
2013-05-02 10:14:29 AM
This isn't the same aviation executive that slapped that crying tar baby on the flight to Atlanta, right? I get my racist aviation executives confused.
 
2013-05-02 10:15:31 AM

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


Well, except for muslim cab drivers, apparently.
 
2013-05-02 10:15:40 AM

willfullyobscure: I'm just so happy it was a white guy that did it this time you guys.


Man - so many of you bigotry apologists reeeeeaaaaally want to change the subject - makes you uncomfortable, doesn't it?
 
2013-05-02 10:15:48 AM

Pocket Ninja: And the very rich residents of the very white town of Clifton, VA, are about to get very, very annoyed at all the news trucks driving through their little woodsy enclave.


Really, Pocket Ninja? I didn't have you down as naive.

This is brown-guy-gets-beat-up-by-white-guy. I'm surprised it got any coverage in the first place. It certainly won't merit news trucks.

Now, if it was white-guy-gets-looked-at-funny-by-brown-guy then it'd be 24/7 coverage for the next seven months.
 
2013-05-02 10:17:47 AM

Andric: MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.

Well, except for muslim cab drivers, apparently.


He's trying to change the subject, and make old racist white guys the victims here. I can guarantee you they'll keep trying.
 
2013-05-02 10:19:45 AM
FTA:  "When Salim asks if the passenger is threatening him, the passenger uses an obscene phrase to respond in the affirmative."

See, this is what we lawyers call a "time to explore settlement options" moment.

Punchy's best bet is to try to get the recording ruled inadmissible...otherwise he's screwed.
Failing that, pack the jury with Fox viewers...
 
2013-05-02 10:20:36 AM
Let's face it.  A solid 25% of Americans, and that is probably the ratio here at Fark, believe that "Muslim" means "plotting to murder me right now."  We live in a country that has a sizeable minority of people who are completely batshiat insane, and some of them are going to read my comment and think, "When are you going to wake up to the widespread conspiracy HRRRR DRRRR."

Yank out the word "Communist" and stick in "Muslim" and it's exactly like it was when I was a kid.  Dr. Strangelove.  We have to kill them all in order to prevent them from killing us.

I heard a piece on NPR last night with two analysts, fair-and-balanced style, and one of them (who wants boots on the ground in Syria right now) accused the other of "supporting and favoring the Assad regime."  The other got increasingly annoyed until he said, "I don't support the Assad regime.  I just don't want us to get into another quagmire in Syria like we had in Iraq."  That made the chickenhawk pause for a moment, then all he could say is, "Your policy isn't working."

"Your policy isn't working"="we need to do Iraq all over again, every time there's HRRRR DRRRR."

Batshiat insane.  We have to kill them all in order to prevent them from killing us.  If you don't support this, then you are giving aid and comfort to The Enemy.
 
2013-05-02 10:21:03 AM
What none of these flailing ninnies want to face is that their habit of insisting that all Muslims are potential terrorists has had, and will continue to have, real world consequences for completely innocent individuals. But of course, bigots don't care, because they are collectivists who don't perceive human beings as individuals, no matter how much they claim to value "American Individualism". Hypocrites - every one.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:06 AM
I have had numerous Somali cabbies who I wanted to punch in the face, not for being muslim, but for being rude.
 
2013-05-02 10:28:37 AM

CrazyCracka420: 'murican taliban

What's ironic, the guy who punched the Somalian would probably enjoy living in Somalia more than here in the good ol' US of A.

[i14.photobucket.com image 600x420]


One more qualifier: do you like black people?
 
2013-05-02 10:29:25 AM

rosemary's baby daddy: Looks like the battle is being taken to yelp http://www.yelp.com/biz/emerald-aviation-inc-manassas
Dude's business is farked and he is going full John Fitzgerald Page on his site
<a title="Emerald Aviation" data-cke-saved-href="
Emerald Aviation is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance.
Please try back in 3 days, 5 hours, and 37 minutes


LOL!  As if people shopping for business jets use Yelp.

The Web site outage is peculiar.

WTF does Page have to do with this guy?
 
2013-05-02 10:30:44 AM

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


You've never read the Tea Party Community. Those people are seriously ill.

And nice assumption, champ.
 
2013-05-02 10:35:29 AM
The video, which Salim took on his phone, appears to show physical contact between the men but does not capture the alleged punch that Salim said fractured his jaw, the Boston bombing reference or the threat to kill. Salim said that those happened after he stopped recording so he could call the police.

and later....

"If you're a [expletive] Muslim flying jets into the World Trade Center, then [expletive] you, I will slice your [expletive] throat right now."

I would take that as a death threat. So, can a cabby throw out a drunken passenger that he considers a threat to his safety?
 
2013-05-02 10:36:29 AM

stir22: Blasphemous Knave: My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through?


do what i did...delete your facebook account.


Yup.  Facebook free for about three years now.  You know me?  You like me?  Call or e-mail me.
 
2013-05-02 10:36:44 AM

Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?


"Ed Dahlberg, President of Emerald Aviation Inc. douchebag, has more than 20 years experience in the field of business racial profiling and commercial aviation. He began flying in 1978 and hating Muslims as early as 2001. After obtaining his commercial, instrument and multi engine certificates he served as a pilot for a regional commuter airline. In 1988 he began his career in aircraft sales at Jettech, Inc and later went on to manage the company beat Muslim-American veterans. In 1995 Ed left to establish his own company Emerald Aviation. His aviation experience is complimented with a Bachelors Degree in Marketing from the University of South Florida unique ability to spot terrorists by their accents and skin color.
Gaining trust and confidence of non-Muslim customers over the last two decades, he has the admiration of many in the non-Muslim marketplace. Through transparent business transactions with non-Muslims and always effectively representing the best interests of his non-Muslim clients, Ed has developed business relationships worldwidein other non-Muslim countries that have endured through the years. Straightforward plane sales and multifaceted transactions random beatings; King Airs to Gulfstreams and everything in between, they are all handled with one objective in mind, his clients making sure Muslims don't get planes."

FTFY
 
2013-05-02 10:39:05 AM

trotsky: MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.

You've never read the Tea Party Community. Those people are seriously ill.

And nice assumption, champ.


He is treating collectivist bigotry as a team sport. He does not fault the intellectual methodology of those who wanted to blame the bombing on "teabaggers" - he thinks collectivist bigotry is perfectly OK - those people just picked the   WRONG TARGET.
 
2013-05-02 10:43:43 AM
false flag!
 
2013-05-02 10:50:06 AM

jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?


Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!
 
2013-05-02 10:53:22 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


What you did there, I see it :)
 
2013-05-02 10:55:51 AM
Nobody yet, even after discussing it, really? Fine.

'murica.
 
2013-05-02 10:59:55 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Private_Citizen: It definitely wasn't inspired by the flag waving, jingoistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and islamophobic right wing media.

It's jingoistic! It's xenophobic! It's hooooooomophobic!
Why, it's Greased Lightning!


*snerk*
 
2013-05-02 11:02:42 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.
 
2013-05-02 11:03:54 AM

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.


It's not a meme, per se.  It is spelling phonetically to a dialect of the unwashed masses.

Now, if you spell it as Amerika (implying left wing) or Amerikkka (implying right wing),  THAT'S a meme!


/ when the moon hits your eye
// like a big pizza pie
 
2013-05-02 11:06:28 AM
Later that day, he punched the guy working the counter at the convenience store because the UPS guy was banging his wife.
 
2013-05-02 11:06:55 AM
Well, you got a broken Jaw, but chin up! Youll soon be riding in that executive douchebags cab on the way home from YOUR country club soon enough.
 
2013-05-02 11:07:13 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.
 
2013-05-02 11:10:23 AM

Harry Freakstorm: The video, which Salim took on his phone, appears to show physical contact between the men but does not capture the alleged punch that Salim said fractured his jaw, the Boston bombing reference or the threat to kill. Salim said that those happened after he stopped recording so he could call the police.

and later....

"If you're a [expletive] Muslim flying jets into the World Trade Center, then [expletive] you, I will slice your [expletive] throat right now."

I would take that as a death threat. So, can a cabby throw out a drunken passenger that he considers a threat to his safety?


Yes, he can, although if the passenger is a threat, it is usually better to either flag down a cop car or drive to the nearest police precinct.  When I was driving cabs (in the winter, natch), usually the unruly passengers would quiet down once you pulled into the precinct.  Only one time did I have to get the cops to order out the passenger.
 
2013-05-02 11:12:21 AM

LovingTeacher: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.


Just because I'm being trolled is no reason to pass up an opportunity to deliver my canned speech about collectivism. There is too much "bigotry as a team sport" on Fark, and I like to piss and moan about it when the opportunity presents itself.
Trouble is, the people who really need the message are too dumb to hear it - they only hear what Larson's dog does: "Blah, blah, blah Ginger! Blah blah, blah Ginger blah!"
 
2013-05-02 11:12:50 AM

jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.


Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but somehow my tackle ensnares my hat, which goes flying off of my head and messily plops in the water.  Then I have to reel my hat back in, or use my net to scoop it out of the water, which is annoying and embarrassing.

This is the internet forum equivalent of that.
 
2013-05-02 11:13:55 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.

Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but som ...


Wait. You had a hat? I assumed you were hatless.
 
2013-05-02 11:15:03 AM
Religion of peace!
 
2013-05-02 11:17:38 AM
I too am in favor of punching more cabbies.
 
2013-05-02 11:18:45 AM

jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

[trolling redacted] How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.


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LovingTeacher: Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.


You gonna give me that point?  I think deserve extra credit because I reeled in the guy I quoted, who blasted my poor reading comprehension.  So...  11/10?
 
2013-05-02 11:18:46 AM

Blasphemous Knave: One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?


Well, no, don't use kiddie gloves. Just flat out say that a drunken idiot assaulted one our troops and anyone who defends that is either a moron or mentally ill. There's no gray area here.
 
2013-05-02 11:19:25 AM
Nice punch.
 
2013-05-02 11:20:55 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

[trolling redacted] How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!

Your reading comprehension is extremely poor. What I am "castigating" is the prcatice of collectivist bigotry - of branding an entire community of people, be they Muslims or Christians or Conservatives or whoever, based upon the actions of a few. It is a prcatice engeged in by people who are just smart enough to distinguish between different breeds of animals, but incapable of distinguishing between individual human beings. You might try reading the actual words I have written, instead of projecting you own collectivist mentality onto me.

--------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------

LovingTeacher: Brilliant
9/10

I'll give you the last point if someone bites.

You gonna give me that point?  I think deserve extra credit because I reeled in the guy I quoted, who blasted my poor reading comprehension.  So...  11/10?


Don't start sucking your own dick quite yet - as I pointed out, I was well aware you were trolling me, and used it as an excuse to amke a speech.
I like to make speeches. They bore people, and I'm highly passive-aggressive.
 
2013-05-02 11:21:59 AM

jso2897: Wait. You had a hat? I assumed you were hatless.


Well, I am now!  It's all wet and soiled with algae and fish poop.
 
2013-05-02 11:23:11 AM
Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.
 
2013-05-02 11:23:41 AM

I_C_Weener: I too am in favor of punching more cabbies.


Yes, of course - but for taking you on a ten mile trip to get to a two-mile destination - not for worshiping the "wrong" sky-fairy.
 
2013-05-02 11:24:42 AM

BEER_ME_in_CT: Well, you got a broken Jaw, but chin up! Youll soon be riding in that executive douchebags cab on the way home from YOUR country club soon enough.


Well played sir, well played.
 
2013-05-02 11:26:12 AM

Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.


Now there you go with that collectivist crap, again. When are people going to outgrow this shiat? Have you ever met a person in your life who was not an individual human being? Who was some sort of existential blur of whatever "group" they belonged to? You don't even have to listen to me - you only have to reference reality.
 
2013-05-02 11:26:19 AM
If your hat falls into the lake I'd recommend just leaving it, the smell will never quite wash away.
 
2013-05-02 11:26:57 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


6/10, because I suspect that you simply cut and pasted this from an actual rant.  I've seen that stated pretty much verbatim on the CNN comment threads.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:29 AM

Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.


Large SUVs and trucks in the city/suburbs (and doesn't require a large vehicle for work, cling to bible, packing heat, xenophobia and tribalism?  All signs of pants-shiatting chickenshiats.
 
2013-05-02 11:27:44 AM
Another good rule - when you are drunk, never punch anybody but another drunk. If they are sober, and you are drunk, it's probably your fault.
 
2013-05-02 11:29:25 AM

CrazyCracka420: Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.

Large SUVs and trucks in the city/suburbs (and doesn't require a large vehicle for work, cling to bible, packing heat, xenophobia and tribalism?  All signs of pants-shiatting chickenshiats.


If you have inserted enough particulars, you have narrowed it down to an individual - and then it becomes potentially valid.
 
2013-05-02 11:29:35 AM

jso2897: Don't start sucking your own dick quite yet - as I pointed out, I was well aware you were trolling me, and used it as an excuse to amke a speech.
I like to make speeches. They bore people, and I'm highly passive-aggressive.


Those recruiting commercials told me I am an Army of One.  So while I am an individual, I am also a collective, so to speak, because the US Army is an agency of the government of the United States of America, which would surely never lie to its citizens.

So when you say hurtful things about me, without knowing me at all as an individual, you are actually engaging in the collectivist bigotry you decry.

I will now scrunch up my face in sorrow like Dawson, and go and cry like an emo kid.
 
2013-05-02 11:30:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 11:30:58 AM

PunGent: FTA:  "When Salim asks if the passenger is threatening him, the passenger uses an obscene phrase to respond in the affirmative."

See, this is what we lawyers call a "time to explore settlement options" moment.

Punchy's best bet is to try to get the recording ruled inadmissible...otherwise he's screwed.
Failing that, pack the jury with Fox viewers...


In the area of VA he is in, more than likely that is what he will get on the jury. That is if this even makes it to trial.
 
2013-05-02 11:33:31 AM

jonas opines: 6/10, because I suspect that you simply cut and pasted this from an actual rant.  I've seen that stated pretty much verbatim on the CNN comment threads.


No, I am sorry to say that steaming pile of crap is an original composition.  The underlying concepts are well known, of course, and have existed long before CNN, and the Internet.

Will you now upgrade your troll rating?

Because I am so lacking in real-life accomplishments that my only source of self-affirmation is positive feedback on my trolling.

Also, my masters pay by the troll rating.
 
2013-05-02 11:35:29 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: Don't start sucking your own dick quite yet - as I pointed out, I was well aware you were trolling me, and used it as an excuse to amke a speech.
I like to make speeches. They bore people, and I'm highly passive-aggressive.

Those recruiting commercials told me I am an Army of One.  So while I am an individual, I am also a collective, so to speak, because the US Army is an agency of the government of the United States of America, which would surely never lie to its citizens.

So when you say hurtful things about me, without knowing me at all as an individual, you are actually engaging in the collectivist bigotry you decry.

I will now scrunch up my face in sorrow like Dawson, and go and cry like an emo kid.


Hurtful? HURTFUL? It's only a figure of speech - and anyway, if I could literally suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house.
 
2013-05-02 11:36:47 AM
Well we kind of owed him for Blackhawk Down anyway. Take that Skinny!
 
2013-05-02 11:38:22 AM
jaytkay:
Ennuipoet: Hmmm, rich white guy (who apparently has never served a day in the military from his Linkedin profile) decides to go all Amurca and assault a guy for being Muslim?  So, when will he be running for Congress?
There's a six-year gap in his resume.
Maybe he was in the military and he's just too modest to mention it.
Or maybe he was in prison for child molesting.


My bet is on "Afghan terror boot camp".  He who smelt it, dealt it, right?

Parthenogenetic:
Sometimes when I go fishing, I cast my line out but somehow my tackle ensnares my hat, which goes flying off of my head and messily plops in the water. Then I have to reel my hat back in, or use my net to scoop it out of the water, which is annoying and embarrassing.

This is the internet forum equivalent of that.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-02 11:40:13 AM

Parthenogenetic: Will you now upgrade your troll rating?

i1080.photobucket.com

my masters pay by the troll rating.
i1080.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 11:42:16 AM
For a pretty good explanation on how contractors ended up doing this kind of thing, and how the CIA and DOD ended up becoming almost indistinguishable, check this out.  A great read.


Way of the knife, By Mark Mazzeti
 
2013-05-02 11:42:54 AM

DeathCipris: PunGent: FTA:  "When Salim asks if the passenger is threatening him, the passenger uses an obscene phrase to respond in the affirmative."

See, this is what we lawyers call a "time to explore settlement options" moment.

Punchy's best bet is to try to get the recording ruled inadmissible...otherwise he's screwed.
Failing that, pack the jury with Fox viewers...

In the area of VA he is in, more than likely that is what he will get on the jury. That is if this even makes it to trial.


Virginia is a one party consent state. As long as one person being recorded is aware the conversation is being recorded then it's legal. So Mr. Bigot best be hoping he can settle out of court.
 
2013-05-02 11:44:10 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-02 11:45:47 AM

Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.


I demand that you retract your slanderous statement, sir!  This gentleman has already been vilified enough by gutless, nutless, America-hating libtardos for doing his part to counteract the insidious Sharia infiltration of America! Freedom ain't free!

A pants-shiatting chickenshiat would have seen a scary looking black Muslim cabdriver, and refused to enter the cab, lest he be an unwilling and unwitting passenger in a suicide car bombing.

This man did not shiat his pants, at least not that we know of, thanks to the journalistic incompetence of the lie-beral lamestream media.   And punching a black Muslim militant with sufficient force to cause a fractured jaw is not the act of a chickenshiat!
 
2013-05-02 11:52:23 AM

Parthenogenetic: jso2897: A lot of bigotry apologists trying to change the subject in this thread. Does the actual subject of this thread make you uncomfortable, guys?

Let me guess.  You are going to castigate the Christian conservative movement, while embracing violent Muslim jihadists.  That is because you have drank the liberal Kool-Aid of multiculturalism, and do not understand what the hell you are talking about.

Those people will not be satisfied until they overthrow the government of the United States of America and replace our precious republic with a ruthless theocracy.  There will be no distinction between civil law and the brutal demands of their bizarre Middle Eastern deity.  They will attempt to forcibly convert you to their harsh and antiquated religion.  Anybody who does not bow down to their religious authority will be persecuted, or will at best be treated as a second class citizen. They will not tolerate dissent, and history has shown that they will gladly resort to confiscation of property, imprisonment, exile, torture, and even execution of citizens who do not submit to the dictates of their religion.  Women will be reduced to the status of property, and the practice of slavery could very well resume, as it is explicitly permitted in their holy scriptures.

How does that sound to you, libtardos?  Because the Muslim theocracy will be even worse!


this is beautiful

[orsonwellesclap.gif]
 
2013-05-02 11:56:31 AM
Interesting nugget from the comments section:

David Rathbun5/1/2013 6:25 PM EDTI had this misfortune to meet Mr Dahlenberg over a year ago when I assume he was not drunk. I was driving a small sports car and he was behind me at a red light. When I didn't turn fast enough on a red light for his taste he tried to ram my car with his white SUV with Va tag "Ifly". He then continued to swerve at my car, slam on his brakes and try to block my path with his SUV. It's scary to think that this unstable twerp as a licence to operate a car as well as a pilots license. I hope he can receive the help he needs (behind bars). ...See MoreI live in that area too and I know I've seen that vanity plate in town, I'll have to keep an eye out for it from now onUser IP:
 
2013-05-02 12:03:01 PM

Phoenix_M: Yogimus: Phoenix_M: [images.sodahead.com image 311x350]
What a  Mooslim terrorist  serving in the US Army looks like

That's not a terrorist. That is a disgruntled employee.

No, he's a terrorist who was working with Al-Qaeda they have his emails and other communications that prove it.


FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:
 
2013-05-02 12:06:04 PM
Maybe if the can driver had been an American-American, we could have avoided this whole uncomfortable situation.
 
2013-05-02 12:07:09 PM

eyemarten: Bondith: GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.   It's just farking stupid.

That's kinda the point.

You know though, even though that is the point, it makes it hard not to discount an entire post for a single word. At least, IMO.
It immediately makes me think a teen wrote it.
Might as well follow it up with, "You mad bro?"


Fair enough.  I'm sure I've discounted other otherwise cogent arguments because of irritating slang or buzzwords.
 
2013-05-02 12:12:58 PM
Yep, another round of enraged bigots who believe that they're all in on it. This'll be fun.

I can't wait for "Liberty Cookers", personally. A nice pulled pork, prepared in a Liberty Cooker, served with my Freedom Fries? Now that's American.
 
2013-05-02 12:23:37 PM

fireclown: For a pretty good explanation on how contractors ended up doing this kind of thing, and how the CIA and DOD ended up becoming almost indistinguishable, check this out.


CIA contractors are often punching taxi drivers?
 
2013-05-02 12:44:07 PM

MurphyMurphy: The only justice that could be served is to break the rich white guy's jaw. Then every day that shiat hurts you're all "fark, I'm farking stupid and a dick. this hurts"


I don't condone physical injury as a judicial punishment--let his cellmates take care of that extra-judicially.  I would like to see wealthy, privileged people serve jail sentences--even short ones--rather than pay restitution or do "community service".  Monetary penalties are too often treated as "just one of those things" by those who can afford to pay them (some businesses even budget for them), and a stint of community service isn't as bad if you don't have to worry about getting fired from your regular job because you're the boss.  Jail time is more egalitarian.  In fact, a wealthy man should be scared shiatless by the prospect of a 30 day stretch during which he cannot pull his money out of a tanking stock market or take evasive action against his wife's divorce lawyer.
 
2013-05-02 12:56:10 PM

FormlessOne: Yep, another round of enraged bigots who believe that they're all in on it. This'll be fun.

I can't wait for "Liberty Cookers", personally. A nice pulled pork, prepared in a Liberty Cooker, served with my Freedom Fries? Now that's American.


No doubt.  I mean for fark's sakes, the cab driver wasn't even Czechoslovakian!
 
2013-05-02 01:01:09 PM

Parthenogenetic: Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.

I demand that you retract your slanderous statement, sir!  This gentleman has already been vilified enough by gutless, nutless, America-hating libtardos for doing his part to counteract the insidious Sharia infiltration of America! Freedom ain't free!

A pants-shiatting chickenshiat would have seen a scary looking black Muslim cabdriver, and refused to enter the cab, lest he be an unwilling and unwitting passenger in a suicide car bombing.

This man did not shiat his pants, at least not that we know of, thanks to the journalistic incompetence of the lie-beral lamestream media.   And punching a black Muslim militant with sufficient force to cause a fractured jaw is not the act of a chickenshiat!


i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-02 01:09:31 PM

Blasphemous Knave: One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?


"Bigotry doesn't look good on you."
 
2013-05-02 01:11:51 PM

rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.


No it's not, and fark you.

No excuses for bigotry. None.
 
2013-05-02 01:14:37 PM

GDubDub: Can someone explain the meme of intentionally misspelling America lately? With a 'u', or omitting the 'A', subbing the 'c' with a 'k'?  Even one with multiple 'r's above.  It's just farking stupid.


It's based on the pronunciation of "America" by the derp brigade.

Generally it's something like "Not in MAH UHMERICA" or somesuch. It's based purely on how stupid ultra-nationalist Americans sound.
 
2013-05-02 01:19:44 PM
 
2013-05-02 01:19:45 PM
You know, it's almost like we need to put all muslim-Americans in some sort of camp to protect them from other Americans that just don't understand them...
 
2013-05-02 01:19:48 PM

Bondith: Blasphemous Knave: One of the greatest dangers to civil society is extremism and tribalism. Unfortunately, rather than recognizing that, your average 'merican's  just becoming more extremely Islamophobic.

My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through? Or should I just give up?

Try "have you ever met a Muslim?"  It probably won't work on most of them, but you might get the odd introspective outlier.


That really has to be the case I think... at least for some. I have a crazy aunt who used to send me all kinds of FWD:FWD:FWD: emails and I created a filter for her many years ago. When my younger sister started dating, and eventually married, a guy who is Muslim, she (my mom) finally had to tell my aunt to stop sending her stuff. I was proud of her, but a little disappointed that it seemed like only after knowing my sister's husband did my mom seem to realize how batshiat-crazy my aunt is.
 
2013-05-02 01:27:43 PM

Magorn: Interesting nugget from the comments section:

David Rathbun5/1/2013 6:25 PM EDTI had this misfortune to meet Mr Dahlenberg over a year ago when I assume he was not drunk. I was driving a small sports car and he was behind me at a red light. When I didn't turn fast enough on a red light for his taste he tried to ram my car with his white SUV with Va tag "Ifly". He then continued to swerve at my car, slam on his brakes and try to block my path with his SUV. It's scary to think that this unstable twerp as a licence to operate a car as well as a pilots license. I hope he can receive the help he needs (behind bars). ...See MoreI live in that area too and I know I've seen that vanity plate in town, I'll have to keep an eye out for it from now onUser IP:


Hope that f*cker gets his tires slashed every time he replaces them.
 
2013-05-02 01:29:34 PM

LavenderWolf: rosemary's baby daddy: Not to play the devil's advocate but him referring to jihad as a "self struggle" to a drunk racist is kind of trolling.  Doing so with a camera running after the guy implied he was rich turns it into an even more questionable move.

No it's not, and fark you.

No excuses for bigotry. None.


I'm not excusing bigotry moron.  Punching anyone for reasons other than self defense is 100% deplorable.  There's a little thing called trying to diffuse situations that I was referring to.  He purposely did the opposite knowing the guy was rich and a camera was rolling.
 
2013-05-02 01:30:09 PM

Harry Freakstorm: The video, which Salim took on his phone, appears to show physical contact between the men but does not capture the alleged punch that Salim said fractured his jaw, the Boston bombing reference or the threat to kill. Salim said that those happened after he stopped recording so he could call the police.

and later....

"If you're a [expletive] Muslim flying jets into the World Trade Center, then [expletive] you, I will slice your [expletive] throat right now."

I would take that as a death threat. So, can a cabby throw out a drunken passenger that he considers a threat to his safety?


Hell, he can do it just for complaining about the music.

paulduncan.org
 
2013-05-02 01:33:11 PM
i have SO much more in common with the Somalian man who drives me to/from airport than i do with the majority of my conservative-christian-potato-dreaming clients
 
2013-05-02 01:35:22 PM

rosemary's baby daddy: He purposely did the opposite knowing the guy was rich


Cab drivers run credit checks?

I did not know that.
 
2013-05-02 01:35:27 PM

Phoenix_M: No, he's a terrorist who was working with Al-Qaeda they have his emails and other communications that prove it.



I am unable to substantiate this claim out of RWNJ blog posts. Do you have a citation?
 
2013-05-02 01:41:45 PM

local vagrant: CrazyCracka420: 'murican taliban

What's ironic, the guy who punched the Somalian would probably enjoy living in Somalia more than here in the good ol' US of A.

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One more qualifier: do you like black people?


Not one bite. 0/10.
 
2013-05-02 01:43:22 PM

padraig: The Glorified Jailer: I though we weren't suppose to talk about the motives according to the libatardds.

What on Earth make you say that ? That's always the cons who say that motives should not come into account, generally as an argument against hate crimes.

Do you have a crowd of imaginary liberals in your head that provide all the quotes and opinions that fit your preconceived notions ?


I was wondering about this just yesterday. It seems every Fark thread has some variant of that guy who posts liberals say or think, though no one has said it. "According to Fark libs, I'm supposed to beat my wife." Sure, that's an exaggeration, but you get the point.
 
2013-05-02 01:57:42 PM
Damn Teabaggers.
 
2013-05-02 02:07:29 PM
Is it bigotry if I hate everyone equally?
 
2013-05-02 02:12:15 PM

tripleseven: stir22: Blasphemous Knave: My facebook is increasingly being peppered with just precious little "jokes" expressing the general views of the assailant. Any ideas for a mild, educational response that might actually get through?


do what i did...delete your facebook account.

Yup.  Facebook free for about three years now.  You know me?  You like me?  Call or e-mail me.


heh.  our numbers are growing!!!  even though i was never a facebook junkie, i didn't realize just how ridiculous facebook is until i was off of it.
 
2013-05-02 02:34:08 PM

kitsuneymg: Is it bigotry if I hate everyone equally?


I find solace in misanthropy.
 
2013-05-02 02:50:08 PM

MythDragon: trotsky: Probably a crazy Tea Bagger who was finally trying to live out his tough guy/Chuck Norris fantasy. You know, the ones he brags about on Facebook or, more likely, the Tea Party Community, or even Freep. Too bad he picked the wrong day to "defend are constitotion".

Look, I know you are still upset that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by a Tea Bagger like you were first told, and your fearful joy turned to impotent sadness when it actualy was yet another Muslim that did it, but you'll just have to get over your hate of old white people that don't like taxes. They arn't hurting anyone, let them derp in peace.


Well, except for the ones who are punching Muslims and breaking their jaws, that is..
 
2013-05-02 03:30:02 PM

99.998er: This isn't the same aviation executive that slapped that crying tar baby on the flight to Atlanta, right? I get my racist aviation executives confused.


I was thinking the same. Perhaps we need to start a watch-list for crazy, White, bigoted aviation executives.

But seriously, I hope they throw the book at this dickhead.
 
2013-05-02 03:48:33 PM

cc_rider: 99.998er: This isn't the same aviation executive that slapped that crying tar baby on the flight to Atlanta, right? I get my racist aviation executives confused.

I was thinking the same. Perhaps we need to start a watch-list for crazy, White, bigoted aviation executives.

But seriously, I hope they throw the book at this dickhead.


I think dickhead #1 already got part of his reward by getting shiat-canned from a pretty high paying position. Doubt it has hit the courts yet though, to see what else is in store for him.
 
2013-05-02 04:14:12 PM

jso2897: Johnny Swank: Seriously, why are 99% of white christians such pants-shiating chickenshiats? Idiots.

Now there you go with that collectivist crap, again. When are people going to outgrow this shiat? Have you ever met a person in your life who was not an individual human being? Who was some sort of existential blur of whatever "group" they belonged to? You don't even have to listen to me - you only have to reference reality.


I had beers with the Borg last night.  Does that count?
 
2013-05-02 04:23:06 PM

born_yesterday: FormlessOne: Yep, another round of enraged bigots who believe that they're all in on it. This'll be fun.

I can't wait for "Liberty Cookers", personally. A nice pulled pork, prepared in a Liberty Cooker, served with my Freedom Fries? Now that's American.

No doubt.  I mean for fark's sakes, the cab driver wasn't even Czechoslovakian!


That'd be funny, if there was such a thing as Czechoslovakia anymore...
 
2013-05-02 08:49:43 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-05-03 03:22:47 PM
Move along citizen.  Nothing to see here.  Just a rich, white guy beating up a Muslin for no reason.  Nothing will be done.
 
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