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(The Smoking Gun)   Man picked the perfect day to wear his "JAIL SUCKS" t-shirt   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-02 09:26:58 AM  
From now on, call me Mr. EBT.
 
2013-05-02 09:28:09 AM  
Put some gold paint around his mouth...........see what I mean?
 
2013-05-02 09:28:24 AM  
I hate how the comments sections of those articles always manage to make me feel ashamed of my schadenfruede.
 
2013-05-02 09:28:42 AM  
My buddy got pulled over by a female cop while he was wearing a shirt that read "Never trust anyone who bleeds for 3 days and does not die"

Yep, he a got a DUI
 
2013-05-02 09:32:36 AM  
At my formal place of employment, a dude once showed up to interview for a production position wearing a t-shirt that read "I drink until I throw up and pass out.  How do you handle stress?"

He didn't get the job.
 
2013-05-02 09:33:11 AM  

tennessee.hillbilly: At my formal place of employment, a dude once showed up to interview for a production position wearing a t-shirt that read "I drink until I throw up and pass out.  How do you handle stress?"

He didn't get the job.


former.  former.  former.

/coffee, stat.
 
2013-05-02 09:41:31 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: From now on, call me Mr. EBT.


AKA Florida Man
 
2013-05-02 09:45:44 AM  

monoski: My buddy got pulled over by a female cop while he was wearing a shirt that read "Never trust anyone who bleeds for 3 days and does not die"

Yep, he a got a DUI


man, that is EPIC.  a DUI would be worth it to tell that story.
 
2013-05-02 09:49:10 AM  
Dickehead has his hand in all our pockets.
He should have to run a gauntlet across America.
 
2013-05-02 10:13:35 AM  

tennessee.hillbilly: tennessee.hillbilly: At my formal place of employment, a dude once showed up to interview for a production position wearing a t-shirt that read "I drink until I throw up and pass out.  How do you handle stress?"

He didn't get the job.

former.  former.  former.

/coffee, stat.


Whew.  I had this image in my head after reading the original comment:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-02 10:29:12 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Whew.  I had this image in my head after reading the original comment:


Yeah.  That was a close one.
 
2013-05-02 10:59:13 AM  
The testosterone junkie with the TAP OUT t-shirt next to him is a bonus.
 
2013-05-02 11:17:11 AM  

khhsdude: funk_soul_bubby: From now on, call me Mr. EBT.

AKA Florida Man


Florida Man?

Sounds like a Fark Superhero

Faster than a premature ejaculation!
More powerful than a Republican Filibuster!
Able to Derp entire threads in an single post!

Look, out there on the Internet!  It's a troll!  It's a mod. . .it's Florida Man!

Yes, Florida Man, strange visitor from another state, who came to the Internet with powers and abilities beyond those of mortal men.  Florida Man, who can change the course of mighty threads, bend logic with his bare hands, who, disguised as Billy Bob, mild mannered welfare recipient for a great metropolitan welfare office, fights a never-ending battle for lies, violence and the 'murrican way!
 
2013-05-02 12:14:09 PM  
That right there is just funny
 
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