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(Times Union)   Careful if you're passing through Gloversville, NY - there's an ice-cream-truck war on   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Mr. Ding-A-Ling, Gloversville, ice creams, ding-a-lings  
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5448 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2013 at 12:48 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-02 01:14:08 AM  
4 votes:
2013-05-02 10:26:52 AM  
2 votes:
I will have Gloversville back for myself! He who controls the ice cream controls the universe and what Malatino did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close, to Duke Leto! This person, this traitor, will be worth more to us than ten legions of Sardaukar!
2013-05-02 02:08:04 AM  
2 votes:
The ice cream truck in my mom's neighborhood used to blast hardcore gangster rap, so I can kinda see this happening.
2013-05-02 01:05:25 AM  
2 votes:

Begoggle: Why would you buy ice cream from a stranger in a truck in 2013?
Go to the damn store.

What if I told you...

The stores get their ice cream from a stranger in a truck
2013-05-02 12:49:20 AM  
2 votes:
that's probably the most exciting thing that has ever happened in Gloversville ny. good for them.
2013-05-02 10:18:01 AM  
1 vote:
Despite his reputation, the thing about Mr. Softee is he won't be intimidated.

You can't break him, only bend him.
2013-05-02 09:38:36 AM  
1 vote:
I think I remember this episode of The A-Team
2013-05-02 06:49:45 AM  
1 vote:
It will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
2013-05-02 06:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
They must be playin' with their own DING-a-LING!
2013-05-02 06:01:48 AM  
1 vote:
I live in Gloversville.

Please help me. I want to leave but there's a 3-scoop minimum to get across the town line.

When I was a kid the original Sno Cone Joe was the only game in town, it saddens me to see his frosty name besmirched like a scoop of vanilla that's fallen on a dirty sidewalk.
2013-05-02 01:40:37 AM  
1 vote:
Softee would so kick both their asses.
2013-05-02 01:22:16 AM  
1 vote:
I used to hunt in that area. It's a strange place. I got yelled at for leaving too large a tip at a bar.
2013-05-02 01:01:20 AM  
1 vote:
Why would you buy ice cream from a stranger in a truck in 2013?
Go to the damn store.
2013-05-02 12:59:27 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-02 12:57:24 AM  
1 vote:
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