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(USA Today)   WBC spins their wheel of jackassery, decides to picket the funeral of George Jones. God hates possums   (usatoday.com) divider line 96
    More: Dumbass, George Jones, WBC, Jason Collins, Kenny Chesney, Westboro Baptist Church, Brad Paisley, Bill Haslam, Wynonna Judd  
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2013-05-01 07:39:10 PM
Westboro vs drunk, depressed, armed, rednecks. RIGHT THE FARK ON LOL
 
2013-05-01 07:52:19 PM
Mr. Nixon, your thoughts?
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2013-05-01 08:20:41 PM
 
2013-05-01 08:44:16 PM
Drunk & high Appalachian Americans facing off against attention whores.

I don't see a downside.
 
2013-05-01 08:57:41 PM

2wolves: Drunk & high Appalachian Americans facing off against attention whores.

I don't see a downside.


Downside, hell.  I'm ready to drag a barbecue rig down there and sell concessions.
 
2013-05-01 08:58:14 PM
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Do not approve
 
2013-05-01 08:58:56 PM

mtlls: Westboro vs drunk, depressed, armed, rednecks. RIGHT THE FARK ON LOL


Yeah, for once I'm strongly on the pro-redneck side.
 
2013-05-01 09:40:34 PM
Both groups should be chloroformed and promptly jettisoned into deep space.
 
2013-05-01 10:41:14 PM
Joke is on them, he won't show up.
 
2013-05-01 11:13:55 PM
Hopefully Toby Keith will put a boot in their ass.
 
2013-05-01 11:32:55 PM

texdent: Hopefully Toby Keith will put a boot in their ass.


It's the American Way.
 
2013-05-02 12:09:27 AM
shameless attention whores
 
2013-05-02 12:43:15 AM
I wonder if WBC members ever think about who'll show up at their funerals
 
2013-05-02 12:51:39 AM
An legendary alcoholic died at the age of 81, and that's your evidence of God's wrath punishing sinners.

Interesting.
 
2013-05-02 01:12:00 AM
They think we still care.
 
2013-05-02 03:46:26 AM

Sgt Otter: An legendary alcoholic died at the age of 81, and that's your evidence of God's wrath punishing sinners.

Interesting.


RIGHT ON. 

Who the hell wants to be 90 anyway!
 
2013-05-02 04:11:36 AM
George Jones died?
 
2013-05-02 04:17:13 AM
I see announcements of WBC's intentions regularly, but I don't recall seeing coverage of an actual protest lately.  Has the media wised up and stopped covering them, or are they just sending out press releases?
 
2013-05-02 04:21:36 AM

clintster: They think we still care.


You win.

In other news, those dicks might just finally get their asses beat into the ground like they deserve.
 
2013-05-02 04:22:42 AM
The IBF, while also jack-assy, rarely pickets funerals.
 
2013-05-02 04:22:59 AM
I know the World Boxing Council has a reputation for shameless promotion but I don't understand how this promotes the sport.
 
2013-05-02 04:30:06 AM
The traditional song that somebody should play for WBC every time they show up...

Filter - Dose

I believe in something else
now go bother someone else
stick your fingers in your book
take a better second look
you crook
I hate it when you breach my space
and I hate it when you preach your case
and you should go down
down
save someone else
 
2013-05-02 04:34:24 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: George Jones died?


yep.
:(
 
2013-05-02 04:37:02 AM

no clever name here just move along: AverageAmericanGuy: George Jones died?

yep.
:(


Man. Who's gonna fill his shoes?
 
2013-05-02 04:39:24 AM

Spiralmonkey: Joke is on them, he won't show up.


+2
Well played my friend. Favorited.
 
2013-05-02 04:43:37 AM
I wonder if this guy actually believes what he preaches, or if he just likes the power he has over his followers.
 
2013-05-02 04:49:01 AM

Deacon Blue: I wonder if this guy actually believes what he preaches, or if he just likes the power he has over his followers.


Neither. He likes attention and suing people who interfere with him.
 
2013-05-02 04:56:19 AM

FriarReb98: Mr. Nixon, your thoughts?
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If you don't got Mojo Nixon
then your protest could use some fixin'
 
2013-05-02 05:04:00 AM
You go off with your smirky "Haw whatchoo gonna do about it, drunk worshipers?" horsesh*t to a redneck legend's funeral and you just might wake up drinking oatmeal through a straw.  Some people didn't get the "we'e allowed to sh* where you eat for freedom" memo.
 
2013-05-02 05:20:46 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: no clever name here just move along: AverageAmericanGuy: George Jones died?

yep.
:(

Man. Who's gonna fill his shoes?


How about Jim Jones.....oh... wait no. That won't work at all.

Tommy Lee?
 
2013-05-02 05:24:37 AM

texdent: Hopefully Toby Keith will put a boot in their ass.


So I get to be the guy who reminds you that Tobi Keith is s pot smoking liberal who votes democrat right?

Sometimes musicians play music to sell songs...
 
2013-05-02 05:33:34 AM
wheel of jack-assery
turn, turn, turn
show us the funeral
that gets 'em burned


/ with any luck
 
2013-05-02 05:37:22 AM
In a press release, the organization calls Jones a "drunkard," and says he "used his talent to glorify himself and engage in much adultery."

They're really lowering their outrage level. BTW, what does the bible have to say about drunkenness and adultery?


randomjsa: The traditional song that somebody should play for WBC every time they show up...


I'm really ambivalent about you. Every time I think I should put you on ignore you say something reasonable.
 
2013-05-02 05:40:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: George Jones died?


I'm guessing you missed the story the other day, "George Jones finally quit drinking"?  I went with "He stopped loving her today" but was too late.
 
2013-05-02 05:41:09 AM
In a press release, the organization calls Jones a "drunkard," and says he "used his talent to glorify himself and engage in much adultery."

Difficulty: if you put that on a sign and walk around shouting it, you're just going to get a lot of "hell yeah" and "damn right"s from the passerby.  These are things that Jones has expressed about himself with, if not pride, no particular reluctance, so not really that offensive to his fans.

He's a country singer from a time that long predates that necessitating that you continually suck the cocks of the religious people.  Drinking, smoking, and going through marriages faster than socks are all pretty much part of the culture by default and the musicians at the time weren't terribly ashamed of the fact.
 
2013-05-02 05:45:21 AM
Joke's on them -- He won't even show up.
 
2013-05-02 05:58:28 AM
Get a kick out of all the leftist indignation over Westboro when the Phelps clan are big supporters of Al Gore

May the Possum rest in peace. May the Lord smite Al Gore's friends
 
2013-05-02 06:06:39 AM

FloridaFarkTag: Get a kick out of all the leftist indignation over Westboro when the Phelps clan are big supporters of Al Gore


NAMBLA loves Jeb Bush.
 
2013-05-02 06:10:01 AM
All forms of media should just ignore them completely
 
2013-05-02 06:19:15 AM

FloridaFarkTag: Get a kick out of all the leftist indignation over Westboro when the Phelps clan are big supporters of Al Gore

May the Possum rest in peace. May the Lord smite Al Gore's friends


You cant hold it against Al Gore because someone supports him.

Thats like blaming the whitesox for the drunk who beat your dad up at a whitesox game one time.
 
2013-05-02 06:29:18 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I see announcements of WBC's intentions regularly, but I don't recall seeing coverage of an actual protest lately.  Has the media wised up and stopped covering them, or are they just sending out press releases?


This
 
2013-05-02 06:55:29 AM
I wish the media would just ignore them. At this point they just seem to be attention whores wanting to see people talk about them.
 
2013-05-02 07:03:13 AM
He stopped loving girls today...
or
I like the tall weenies and all the seamen in the seas. I'm a fool, fool, fool for dudes!
or
Step right up. Come on in. If you'd like to take a man whore...

/Love me some George Jones...
 
2013-05-02 07:06:34 AM
How do they keep their "church" status? Does anyone outsidethe family attend their "services"? Can i declare my family my congregation and stop paying taxes?
 
2013-05-02 07:24:40 AM
Whatever happened with the funerals of the Boston bombing victims? Did they show up? I was ready to get the popcorn for that one.
 
2013-05-02 07:31:03 AM
Incoming headline later this morning:

"They said we'll protest, till we die..."

/Seriously don't fark around with depressed people.
//Especially when several of them will be under the influence.
///And the majority of them armed.
 
2013-05-02 07:35:15 AM
Freedom of religion.

It sucks, but WBC is the canary for that right.   They're just a group of loud assholes taking advantage of a core right in the constitution, but at least as long as they're around we know that part is safe.

So just let em be, don't even get worked up about them.  Won't do you any good and that's what they want.
 
2013-05-02 07:41:30 AM

Spiralmonkey: Joke is on them, he won't show up.


They still talk about the riot 'No Show Jones' caused in my hometown by not showing up. My dad said the only thing close was when Dick the Bruiser lost to the Iron Sheik

/both at the armory
//3000 pissed off redneck Hoosiers
///hell we lynched a couple guys in the early 1930s
 
2013-05-02 07:44:30 AM

hardinparamedic: Who the hell wants to be 90 anyway!


Would you believe, an 89 y/o?
 
2013-05-02 07:55:33 AM

dudemanbro: clintster: They think we still care.

You win.

In other news, those dicks might just finally get their asses beat into the ground like they deserve.


You think George Jones' fans will do what Ronnie James Dio's fans didn't?
 
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