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(WTSP)   Protip: Walking up to a woman's car while her kids are in it, with your junk hanging out, and saying "Damn girl, you're fine. Do you have a man?" typically does not work in the way you intended it to   (wtsp.com) divider line 53
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2013-05-01 07:52:42 PM
It always works for me.
 
2013-05-01 08:06:22 PM
I wish we could observe said fine woman. To observe her and judge for ourselves her fine.
 
2013-05-01 08:14:53 PM
Dyslexia strikes again!

I thought that the perp's name was Andy Griffith. I figured Barney would have to hall him off to jail!
 
2013-05-01 08:15:02 PM

Walker: It always works for me.


Just make sure you're clear of the window as it goes up.

/occupasional hazard
 
2013-05-01 08:15:59 PM
It could be that he got exactly what he wanted out of the deal. Free housing and food for a time and to hang with his convicted friends.
 
2013-05-01 08:16:48 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I wish we could observe said fine woman. To observe her and judge for ourselves her fine.


Well, at least thrice she was deemed fine.  He on the other hand, was not by her.
 
2013-05-01 08:18:27 PM
"Typically".
 
2013-05-01 08:19:16 PM

Walker: It always works for me.


Yes, but most of us aren't looking to get maced and run over - it's an odd and unusual fetish.
 
2013-05-01 08:20:40 PM
I heard some guy got married from doing just that... No, not to the woman, to some guy he met while serving time in prison for doing that.
 
2013-05-01 08:22:06 PM
But when it does work, it's TOTALLY worth it!
 
2013-05-01 08:23:06 PM
No, not when you walk up. But when you sneak up...
 
2013-05-01 08:25:19 PM
Never up, never in, as my coach used to say.
 
2013-05-01 08:25:32 PM
It's always worked for me. Perhaps you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-01 08:36:14 PM
It never works when an ugly dude does it...
 
2013-05-01 08:36:47 PM
Who among us hasn't hit on a woman while hangin brains?
 
2013-05-01 08:39:44 PM
You got to wait til she drops off the kids. Farking amateur.
 
2013-05-01 08:40:55 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Who among us hasn't hit on a woman while hangin brains?


What the fark does that mean?!?!?!
 
2013-05-01 08:44:04 PM
I thought The Onion retired Smoove B a long time ago.
 
2013-05-01 08:45:18 PM
Success is only a matter of expectations.
 
2013-05-01 08:45:18 PM

new_york_monty: You got to wait til she drops off the kids. Farking amateur.


nay
wait until she drops off the barstool
 
2013-05-01 08:46:00 PM

mypinkpony: Igor Jakovsky: Who among us hasn't hit on a woman while hangin brains?

What the fark does that mean?!?!?!


I am going to go out on a limb and guess it references thinking with the wrong head, but that's just me.
 
2013-05-01 08:48:41 PM

mypinkpony: Igor Jakovsky: Who among us hasn't hit on a woman while hangin brains?

What the fark does that mean?!?!?!


Pulling out your balls...I guess they kinda look like brains?
 
2013-05-01 08:52:15 PM
*swoon*
 
2013-05-01 08:54:41 PM
SMH!!!  Guys please .....don't do that!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:55:58 PM
Who said romance is dead?
 
2013-05-01 08:56:26 PM
i.imgur.com

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?
 
2013-05-01 09:00:03 PM
Stay classy Mr. Griffiths, stay classy.
 
2013-05-01 09:06:15 PM
He forgot the first rule.  Be attractive.
 
2013-05-01 09:10:18 PM
I dunno... he was loking for somene looking for a man and an hour after his arrest he met one.
 
2013-05-01 09:14:54 PM
What was she thinking, turning down such a prize catch?
 
2013-05-01 09:17:23 PM
He ain't ugly.
... and "Damn girl, you're fine.  Do you have a man?"  I wish I spoke as well. Whenever I approach someone with my junk out, all my lame come-ons are delivered in the vernacular.
 
2013-05-01 09:19:55 PM

Daedalus27: He forgot the first rule.  Be attractive.


He is attractive.  That's irrelevant, though.  I've never understood why men assume that women might get excited at the mere sight of their genitals.  As a woman, looking at the junk of a stranger has never done anything other than gross me out, regardless of what the guy looked like.
 
2013-05-01 09:19:57 PM

Daedalus27: He forgot the first rule.  Be attractive.


You can see in his eyes that he thinks he is attractive.  Wonder where he got that idea.  Perhaps this technique has worked for him in the past.
 
2013-05-01 09:21:30 PM
Who are these guys that hard up for gash? Just go to your local shiat bar on "service industry night", stay there til about 1:30AM, and take home whichever wasted waitress seems least likely to have an std outbreak.
 
2013-05-01 09:30:53 PM

Huggermugger: Daedalus27: He forgot the first rule.  Be attractive.

He is attractive.  That's irrelevant, though.  I've never understood why men assume that women might get excited at the mere sight of their genitals.  As a woman, looking at the junk of a stranger has never done anything other than gross me out, regardless of what the guy looked like.



One: cut a hole in a box.
 
2013-05-01 09:42:36 PM
Sample size too small to scientifically verify subby's hypothesis. Will report findings upon repeating experimental conditions.
 
2013-05-01 09:52:00 PM
Some guy exposed himself to a friend's wife and I as we were dutifully trudging back from the "woman, go get more beer" store. We both just stopped, looked at each other, looked at him again and started laughing. We never noticed if he was attractive or not. We were laughing too hard. I think we might have damaged his self esteem a little bit, because he left while we were still laughing.
 
2013-05-01 09:52:14 PM
Say hello to my little pope, for he is wearing a funny hat, and wishes to shiat in your woods.
 
2013-05-01 09:56:09 PM
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What if I didn't like this story to start with?
 
2013-05-01 10:09:18 PM
"'...the first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady had a stroke, but she third one, she refused to touch it."
 
2013-05-01 10:39:58 PM
Looks like he was in trouble just a few weeks ago:  February 19
 
2013-05-01 11:16:20 PM
Why, yes, she does have a man... a POLICE man. And now, so do you.
 
2013-05-02 12:02:20 AM
Well we know he doesn't have a big penis.
 
2013-05-02 12:11:59 AM
Well, she has kids, so he knows she puts out.
 
2013-05-02 12:37:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Who are these guys that hard up for gash? Just go to your local shiat bar on "service industry night", stay there til about 1:30AM, and take home whichever wasted waitress seems least likely to have an std outbreak.


You have such a way with words! *swoons*
 
2013-05-02 12:51:29 AM
How do I know what works and what doesn't unless I try it first?

50% of the time it works every time.
 
2013-05-02 12:54:09 AM
There go my weekend plans.
 
2013-05-02 03:39:21 AM

Huggermugger: Daedalus27: He forgot the first rule.  Be attractive.

He is attractive.  That's irrelevant, though.  I've never understood why men assume that women might get excited at the mere sight of their genitals.  As a woman, looking at the junk of a stranger has never done anything other than gross me out, regardless of what the guy looked like.


This is the difference between women and men that we will never understand.  If an attractive woman who was a complete stranger walked up to me and hiked up her skirt, the resulting feeling inside of me would be somewhat detached from the "gross me out" feeling...

/dear Penthouse,
 
2013-05-02 03:47:17 AM
Playa, playa, girl!

/ You ain't got shiat comin'!
 
2013-05-02 04:23:47 AM

reillan: Huggermugger: Daedalus27: He forgot the first rule.  Be attractive.

He is attractive.  That's irrelevant, though.  I've never understood why men assume that women might get excited at the mere sight of their genitals.  As a woman, looking at the junk of a stranger has never done anything other than gross me out, regardless of what the guy looked like.

This is the difference between women and men that we will never understand.  If an attractive woman who was a complete stranger walked up to me and hiked up her skirt, the resulting feeling inside of me would be somewhat detached from the "gross me out" feeling...


It's the threat of rape implied by an unknown dick.  An unknown pussy can't do you any harm.
 
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