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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Usually folks aren't smiling in their mug shots. Unless they're arrested for having sex. On the beach. In the morning   (wpbf.com) divider line 96
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2013-05-01 07:59:40 PM
you can go to jail for that!?

well there goes my plans for the summer.
 
2013-05-01 08:14:19 PM
I think there's a slight chance that broad might have a touch of the crazy.

Sex with crazy chicks is AMAZING........ Until it's not.

I had a great time banging a crazy chick, landed me in jail too. I was definitely NOT smiling in any of my 3 mugshots.

Ah, memory lane....
 
2013-05-01 08:40:49 PM
Burn the sex offenders!!
 
2013-05-01 08:46:39 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Sex with crazy chicks is AMAZING........ Until it's not.


This.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-01 09:17:05 PM
With a woman 20 years younger than me, yeah I'd be smiling. And I'd be sad because that's legal. But mostly I'd be smiling.
 
2013-05-01 09:54:09 PM
Those two look quite proud of themselves. As well as they should.
 
2013-05-01 10:14:57 PM
"I swear baby, that's the ocean, not me - it's low tide - now keep going!"
 
kab
2013-05-01 11:14:44 PM
Thank god we have police stopping heinous crimes such as this.
 
2013-05-01 11:14:59 PM
media.salon.com
 
2013-05-01 11:16:19 PM

ZAZ: With a woman 20 years younger than me, yeah I'd be smiling. And I'd be sad because that's legal. But mostly I'd be smiling.


Didn't you mention in another thread you're in your early 30s?

/NTTAWWT
//oh wait..yes TIAWWT
/// ;)
 
2013-05-01 11:19:22 PM
Manalapin???Is that what the kids are calling it theses days??
 
2013-05-01 11:21:19 PM
Why is "in the morning" a qualifying term here? Are you only supposed to have venturous sex at night like normal people?
 
2013-05-01 11:21:25 PM
www.thefinalgirl.com

"*That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over... "
 
2013-05-01 11:22:41 PM
www.ve.lt
www.4029tv.com
Just kidding, I'd be smiling too.
 
2013-05-01 11:24:16 PM
Warning:
 livesaildie.com
Can get you arrested.
 
2013-05-01 11:25:20 PM
I hope they had a blanket

not nearly as romantic as I expected. no, not at all!
 
2013-05-01 11:27:02 PM
Looks like meth may have been a factor here.
 
2013-05-01 11:29:27 PM
Frolick. You frolick on a beach in the morning.
 
2013-05-01 11:30:25 PM
Turn to the left!!!!!

i82.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 11:30:35 PM
Didn't they see the "No Clamming" sign?
 
2013-05-01 11:31:46 PM
It is the first of May, after all.
 
2013-05-01 11:32:45 PM
Before we were married. 1991. St. Petersburg, FL. 4am. Got caught as we were leaving the parking lot under this Guy's condo complex on stilts.
I don't know what to statute of limitations is for that crime, but I would proudly go in front of a judge and proclaim that I had awesome sex on the beach!
Totally worth the sand in places.
 
2013-05-01 11:33:16 PM
  she seems to be challenging the photographer....want some??...huh??   you want some too??
 
2013-05-01 11:33:53 PM
Having sex on the beach is one of those joys every person in the world should experience.  Unless they're fat.  These people don't look fat.  So what's the crime?
 
2013-05-01 11:33:56 PM
Well, it is the first of May.
 
2013-05-01 11:36:05 PM

scrumpy7: Well, it is the first of May.


Tra-La.
It's May.
The lusty month of May.
 
2013-05-01 11:36:20 PM
"Witnesses called 911"

Seriously now. Is this really an emergency? Call a lifeguard. Find a nearby bike cop. Mind your own farking business. Any of those would have been preferable to calling 911.
 
2013-05-01 11:36:47 PM

AcesFull: she seems to be challenging the photographer....want some??...huh??   you want some too??


I think she had some kind of Botox complication and can no longer feel her face.
 
2013-05-01 11:37:26 PM

scrumpy7: Well, it is the first of May.


Why is that familiar to me??
 
2013-05-01 11:38:07 PM
"Powell told the deputies the couple had gone skinny dipping, the report said."

Time for this video again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
 
2013-05-01 11:38:17 PM
FTFA: The report also said that Powell was observed giving oral sex to Tanya Wheeler, 33, on the beach near the 2000 block of South Ocean Boulevard in Manalapan on Tuesday morning.

Your Honor, Mr. Powell was simply going down on Ms. Wheeler. Is that a crime?

/Powell is properly equipped for this...
//gaps between the teeth allow hairs to pass through without snagging
///good for them -- I'd be smiling, too
 
2013-05-01 11:38:41 PM
Sex on the beach is over rated, just like sex in the pool. The beach: sand. The pool: water. I like the idea is sex in ouuutteeeerrrrrrrrr space but I have a feeling it would be really thrown off and kinda disappointing. But that would be a sweet money shot.
/right?
 
2013-05-01 11:40:38 PM

doglover: Wall_of_Doodoo: Sex with crazy chicks is AMAZING........ Until it's not.

This.


And just remember this, kids: You don't quit Crazy.  Crazy has to quit YOU.

Also, Crazy will want to come back to you even after Crazy quits you.  You may allow this THREE and ONLY THREE times.  And yes, it will be amazing.  Even more amazing than on your first date with Crazy, when Crazy told you to pull over because Crazy saw a strip club with "Amateur Night Tonight!" on the marquee of a strip club, won first place, and then took you home and tied you to her bed and did things to you that you don't know the names for- and can't even find examples of on the web.  But if you let Crazy back into your life a FOURTH time, then you're screwed because Crazy will never ever let you NOT let Crazy back into your life even after Crazy quits you for the nineteenth time.  Because Crazy will think that not letting her back into your life is the same thing as quitting Crazy.  And you don't quit Crazy.  Crazy has to quit YOU.
 
2013-05-01 11:42:47 PM
Seriously, who among us has not had sex on the beach?

I mean, those of us who live within an hour drive of the beach...
 
2013-05-01 11:43:23 PM

W.C.fields forever: scrumpy7: Well, it is the first of May.

Why is that familiar to me??


It's a Jonathan Coulton song.
 
2013-05-01 11:43:43 PM

bagumpity: doglover: Wall_of_Doodoo: Sex with crazy chicks is AMAZING........ Until it's not.

This.

And just remember this, kids: You don't quit Crazy.  Crazy has to quit YOU.

Also, Crazy will want to come back to you even after Crazy quits you.  You may allow this THREE and ONLY THREE times.  And yes, it will be amazing.  Even more amazing than on your first date with Crazy, when Crazy told you to pull over because Crazy saw a strip club with "Amateur Night Tonight!" on the marquee of a strip club, won first place, and then took you home and tied you to her bed and did things to you that you don't know the names for- and can't even find examples of on the web.  But if you let Crazy back into your life a FOURTH time, then you're screwed because Crazy will never ever let you NOT let Crazy back into your life even after Crazy quits you for the nineteenth time.  Because Crazy will think that not letting her back into your life is the same thing as quitting Crazy.  And you don't quit Crazy.  Crazy has to quit YOU.



   to sum up....Crazy will murder you and everybody else in the house.
 
2013-05-01 11:44:01 PM
Each now faces charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, as well as exposure of sexual organs.

Whenever I'm ready to do a chick, I usually announce "The time has come to expose your sexual organs." It works surprisingly well.
 
2013-05-01 11:44:05 PM
Nothing cold be finer than to be in a vagina IN THE MOR-ORNING!

Nothing could be sweeter than my baby when I eat her IN THE MOR-ORNING!
 
2013-05-01 11:44:11 PM

Gyrfalcon: Frolick. You frolick on a beach in the morning.


Unless she had a Brazilian.
 
2013-05-01 11:44:42 PM
Geez, talk about bumpin uglies.
 
2013-05-01 11:44:59 PM

juddcc: Sex on the beach is over rated, just like sex in the pool. The beach: sand. The pool: water


You are correct, but it's something everyone has to figure out for themselves.
 
2013-05-01 11:45:32 PM
FREE THE MANALAPAN  TWO!!
 
2013-05-01 11:48:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: Frolick.


   A sexual act performed on a particular hair style...

 
2013-05-01 11:48:58 PM
Only had sex on the beach once. It was at night, in a quiet spot with no one around, so it seemed safe enough at the time. But no, about 8 or 9 kids had to stroll right past us, comment and stare.

/my partner thought it was hilarious. It was, kind of.
 
2013-05-01 11:49:43 PM

thrgd456: Seriously, who among us has not had sex on the beach?

I mean, those of us who live within an hour drive of the beach...


I farked a sea turtle once, does that count?
 
2013-05-01 11:59:07 PM
Actually, from what I've seen in the mugshot threads, the popular looks are (in order)

1. smile
2. cry/pout/snivel
3. penis goes where?!?
4. see my tongue.
5. serious face will save me from prison rape
6. is someone taking my picture?
 
2013-05-01 11:59:17 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: thrgd456: Seriously, who among us has not had sex on the beach?

I mean, those of us who live within an hour drive of the beach...

I farked a sea turtle once, does that count?


One time I tried to drive to the beach to have sex, but I just ended up blowing a seal.
 
2013-05-01 11:59:26 PM
a man a lapan a canal, panama
 
2013-05-01 11:59:38 PM

W.C.fields forever: Manalapin???Is that what the kids are calling it theses days??


Yo, that's straight-up win!
 
2013-05-01 11:59:42 PM

bagumpity: doglover: Wall_of_Doodoo: Sex with crazy chicks is AMAZING........ Until it's not.

This.

And just remember this, kids: You don't quit Crazy.  Crazy has to quit YOU.

Also, Crazy will want to come back to you even after Crazy quits you.  You may allow this THREE and ONLY THREE times.  And yes, it will be amazing.  Even more amazing than on your first date with Crazy, when Crazy told you to pull over because Crazy saw a strip club with "Amateur Night Tonight!" on the marquee of a strip club, won first place, and then took you home and tied you to her bed and did things to you that you don't know the names for- and can't even find examples of on the web.  But if you let Crazy back into your life a FOURTH time, then you're screwed because Crazy will never ever let you NOT let Crazy back into your life even after Crazy quits you for the nineteenth time.  Because Crazy will think that not letting her back into your life is the same thing as quitting Crazy.  And you don't quit Crazy.  Crazy has to quit YOU.


Dated that level of crazy for about 15 months. This is pretty damn close to my experience.

/she's a few states away now
 
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