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(Mediaite)   Noted war hero Ted Nugent theorizes that suicide rates in the armed forces are up because Obama is violating the constitution   (mediaite.com) divider line 166
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2013-05-01 04:06:49 PM  
follow their lead, nuge


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 04:08:19 PM  
Shouldn't that pants-shiatting, draft-dodging, child-raping, adulterous hypocrite be dead or in jail right now??
 
2013-05-01 04:09:01 PM  
I remember when Ted Nugent was telling people that he spent a week not bathing and covering himself in his own urine and feces while doing meth to get out of the draft.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ted-nugent-draft-dodger-467132
 
2013-05-01 04:11:25 PM  
Speaking of suicide, pantssh*tter....

/WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
 
2013-05-01 04:14:01 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that The Nuge isn't in jail or dead like he promised he'd be by now?

I guess the allure of underage poon has kept him on the straight and narrow (minded).
 
2013-05-01 04:15:04 PM  
I'm gonna pass this off to my brother's Guard buddies (at least 2 have killed themselves since January - both had been "in the shiat"), with the request that, should another wish to end his own life, he could at least take this asshole with them.

// though I'd obviously rather no one had to die
// just walk anywhere near ol' Teddy Two-Bits talking about how you voted for Obama - he'll give you ample opportunity to "stand your ground" in response
 
2013-05-01 04:23:06 PM  
I bet he can't tell us which parts of the constitution are being violated.
 
2013-05-01 04:25:54 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-05-01 04:27:11 PM  

Dr Dreidel: just walk anywhere near ol' Teddy Two-Bits talking about how you voted for Obama - he'll give you ample opportunity to "stand your ground" in response



I doubt that, he seems like a pussy who wouldn't do crap unless he had security to back him up, or a gun and you dont.
 
2013-05-01 04:30:27 PM  
C'mon, Nuge, take one for the team. Wrap those dodge-drafting lips around both barrels. Wouldn't want you to half-ass it.
 
2013-05-01 04:30:55 PM  
Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by today if Obama got re-elected?
 
2013-05-01 04:32:42 PM  
Go fark yourself Ted.

/and anyone white knighting for him.
 
2013-05-01 04:32:46 PM  

Serious Black: Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by today if Obama got re-elected?


All hat, no cattle. That's the Nuge for you.
 
2013-05-01 04:32:48 PM  
I'm personally pissed off Ted Nugent's suicide rate isn't up.
 
2013-05-01 04:34:11 PM  
No, they just realized they worked for the enemy and couldn't get out of the contract.
 
2013-05-01 04:34:59 PM  
This is actually pretty insulting to the servicemembers who have died by suicide.
 
2013-05-01 04:36:25 PM  
Damn, it's been months since I've been in the news.  Last time was that whole "I'll be dead or in jail" thing... better say something stupid to keep myself in the public eye.
 
2013-05-01 04:37:01 PM  
It's bad taste for Jones and Nugent to carry on the way they do...making people laugh with their twisted sense of humor.
 
2013-05-01 04:37:19 PM  
Nugent went on to say, "I shiat myself a dozen times a day because of Obama.  Now, I'm pretty tough, as we all know, so fortunately for America, that's the worst that happens to me.  But our brave soldiers, who are not as tough as I am, they kill themselves.  It just makes me so mad that..."

*squirt*

"Well, there I go again."
 
2013-05-01 04:37:59 PM  
In some parallel universe there is an alternate Ted Nugent who never recorded "Stranglehold," and so the happy residents of that universe forgot about his sorry, cowardly ass years ago.
 
2013-05-01 04:38:19 PM  

LiberalWeenie: This is actually pretty insulting to the servicemembers who have died by suicide.


It is, but I can't tell if he honestly believes that stuff or not. I think he thinks he's helping.
 
2013-05-01 04:38:32 PM  
In related news, Ted Nugent inanely attempts to stay relevant.
 
2013-05-01 04:39:32 PM  
Well...duh!
 
2013-05-01 04:40:03 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: No, they just realized they worked for the enemy and couldn't get out of the contract.



Thanks for the great material, your collage is going to be fantastic.
 
2013-05-01 04:40:33 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: No, they just realized they worked for the enemy and couldn't get out of the contract.


Considering that they  swear their allegiance to the country and the constitution, I'm guessing that that makes you one hell of an unpatriotic asshole, eh JWP?
 
2013-05-01 04:41:04 PM  

BMulligan: In some parallel universe there is an alternate Ted Nugent who never recorded "Stranglehold," and so the happy residents of that universe forgot about his sorry, cowardly ass years ago.


That's the universe that he went into the military and was captured by the NVA and left for dead in a rat hole.
 
2013-05-01 04:41:10 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: No, they just realized they worked for the enemy and couldn't get out of the contract.


You're unAmerican. Get out.
 
2013-05-01 04:42:41 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: No, they just realized they worked for the enemy and couldn't get out of the contract.


Is Reagan back in office, propping up Iraq and selling weapons to Iran???
 
2013-05-01 04:43:16 PM  
Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?
 
2013-05-01 04:43:48 PM  

ManateeGag: I bet he can't tell us which parts of the constitution are being violated.


"Constitution, show me on the doll where Obama violated you."
 
2013-05-01 04:45:06 PM  

Raharu: Wayne 985: jehovahs witness protection: No, they just realized they worked for the enemy and couldn't get out of the contract.

Can anyone give me a serious analysis of jehovahs witness protection? Prior to Nov. 6, he was conservative, but seemed rational. These days, I honestly can't tell if he had a nervous breakdown or if he got so frustrated that he's resorted to trolling.


Who you think of as JWP quit, he's doing a different job somewhere else now.


That sounds like the speech Obi-Wan gave to Luke. "He's more machine now than man," etc.
 
2013-05-01 04:46:33 PM  

ManateeGag: I bet he can't tell us which parts of the constitution are being violated.



I'm willing to bet he would fail a high school level quiz on the Constitution.
 
2013-05-01 04:47:01 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


This is America, bub, you don't need value, intelligence or reason to be an important and respected right wing mouthpiece.

See also; Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, et al.
 
2013-05-01 04:48:53 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


He helps rightwing talk radio hosts fill up the time, the vast stretches of time, so much time, pressing down on them, smothering them, driving them slowly insane...or at least it would if it weren't for Nugent and a handful of other indefatigable shrieking morons, always cheerfully willing to pitch in and spew away the afternoon.
 
2013-05-01 04:49:15 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


He's a property owner. Other than the taxes gained by that, absolutely nothing at all.
 
2013-05-01 04:49:54 PM  
In all fairness his draft dodging probably saved American lives...
 
2013-05-01 04:50:04 PM  
He is a secret furry.

pics.livejournal.com

outed you
 
2013-05-01 04:50:50 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


One pretty good (not great) song, thirty five years ago.
 
2013-05-01 04:51:04 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


None whatsoever, unless your fond of dancing monkeys that occasionally shiat themselves to avoid a draft.
 
2013-05-01 04:52:52 PM  
*You're

/damn it.
 
2013-05-01 04:53:08 PM  

Lorelle: Shouldn't that pants-shiatting, draft-dodging, child-raping, adulterous hypocrite be dead or in jail right now??


Wow. Exactly what I was going to post. To the farking word.
 
2013-05-01 04:53:50 PM  
oh Mr. Nugent, tell us all how patriotic you are again? let's all walk into a "VA Home" and tell them the story about how patriotic you are and just how much you support the constitution when you country calls on you to defend it here and abroad.

/asshole nugget should have his citizenship revoked.
 
2013-05-01 04:53:54 PM  
What is wrong with the people who support Ted Nugent and his macho posturing? Are they also cowards who didn't serve in the military but they would have been real Rambos if they had? Are there actual vetarens who buy this crap?
 
2013-05-01 04:54:08 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


static.someecards.com


His arms are made of guitars. It's like "the greatest show on earth" but with one giant freak under the tent.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-05-01 04:56:04 PM  

Smoking GNU: Excuse me for my ignorance from not being American, but what value, at all, does this individual contribute to the US society at large?

Anyone?


He made a couple of somewhat catchy songs over 30 years ago.
 
2013-05-01 04:56:43 PM  

neversubmit: He is a secret furry.

[pics.livejournal.com image 462x595]

outed you


At first glance, without reading the captioning, I thought "plume of poop caught mid-release." Given the subject, I still can't rule that out.
 
2013-05-01 04:56:46 PM  
Yes, Ted.  Guys with access to weapons no American civilian can legally own, and who have full health coverage with the government-funded TRI-Care, killed themselves because of gun control and government insurance.

It certainly wasn't from those six awesome, stress-free days of liberating Iraq.
 
2013-05-01 04:57:20 PM  
Teddy, you're not helping.
 
2013-05-01 04:58:01 PM  

Apos: In related news, Ted Nugent inanely attempts to stay relevant.


When was the last time anyone saw him play a guitar?
 
2013-05-01 05:02:02 PM  
That would totally explain why the guy in my unit killed himself in 2006! All these years I've been wondering...
 
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