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(WTOP)   "The man then allegedly choked the victim and ran off with her Chihuahua"   (wtop.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-01 04:01:05 PM
He chocked and stole a biatch?  Impressive.
 
2013-05-01 04:34:12 PM

blatz514: He chocked and stole a biatch?  Impressive.


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2013-05-01 05:05:45 PM
Run for the border!
 
2013-05-01 05:06:09 PM

blatz514: He chocked and stole a biatch?  Impressive.


Well, you certainly don't want her rolling away while you change her tire.
 
2013-05-01 05:07:00 PM
Is chihuahua a euphemism for something dirty?
 
2013-05-01 05:07:02 PM
Jonathan Jimenez, 24, was arrested and charged with strangulation, attempted malicious wounding, grand larceny, and domestic assault and battery.

The girl must have done some really awful things to him to make him that upset.
 
2013-05-01 05:07:57 PM
Glad the article helpfully included a picture of a Chihauhau, since we otherwise would not have known what one looked like.
 
2013-05-01 05:08:13 PM
Poor guy.  Now he's stuck with a ratdog.
 
2013-05-01 05:12:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 05:16:44 PM
The man then allegedly choked the victim and ran off with her Chihuahua.

That's what she said.
 
2013-05-01 05:23:11 PM

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 500x351]


Holy Jebus Fark! Add a clown to that and my nightmares have a name.
 
2013-05-01 05:24:49 PM
Don't know what that euphemism refers to but it sounds worse than the Dreaded Rear Admiral.
 
2013-05-01 05:32:42 PM
Yo quiero, what the hell.
 
2013-05-01 05:33:43 PM
Choking is having something stuck down your throat, like food.  Strangling is somebody wrapping their hands around your neck and cutting off your air supply.  Article lacks what was stuck down her throat, 3/10.
 
2013-05-01 05:43:39 PM
You know what would have really sucked? If he choked her with her Chihuahua. Even worse? If Chihuahua is a euphemism for, err, something.
 
2013-05-01 06:08:49 PM
Another disgruntled Paris Hilton boyfriend.

Didn't read the article. I like my own stories better. That's what fark is for.

Like the Chicken-Farker says:  I-ma-gi-na-tion!
 
2013-05-01 06:10:22 PM
I would have choked the chihuahua and ran off with her. But that's just me.
 
2013-05-01 06:30:28 PM
I'd choke the biatch.

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And that's not a euphemism. She's a nasty, horrid person. I'd choke her and beat her with the rat-dog.
 
2013-05-01 07:05:07 PM

Badafuco: I would have choked the chihuahua and ran off with her. But that's just me.


Why would you NOT choke the Chihuahua? Wretched, awful wastes of canine DNA...
 
2013-05-01 07:38:51 PM
...and then he pruned... the hedges.. of many small villagers
 
2013-05-01 08:00:22 PM
At least he didn't grab her schnauzer.
 
2013-05-01 09:28:24 PM
Would have done that the other way round.
 
2013-05-01 09:47:39 PM
did he kill it, put it in the road near a preschool and proceed to try and screw it? if not...amateur.
 
2013-05-02 08:57:47 AM

Atomic Spunk: Jonathan Jimenez, 24, was arrested and charged with strangulation, attempted malicious wounding, grand larceny, and domestic assault and battery.

The girl must have done some really awful things to him to make him that upset.


Having a chihuahua in someone's presence is enough.
 
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