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(The Daily Caller)   Trying to report each time a teacher/student tryst is alleged is tedious. So here are the creepiest teacher/sex trysts of March all in one fantastic slideshow   (dailycaller.com) divider line 59
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2013-05-01 04:04:37 PM  
1, 5, 10
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-01 04:05:39 PM  
Only half of those are creepy. Several I would be willing to take off the poor molested students' hands.
 
2013-05-01 04:07:51 PM  
Navy wife and mother of two Patience Perez stands accused of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at the Virginia Beach Renaissance Academy
 
You weren't too patient now, were you?
 
2013-05-01 04:15:26 PM  
If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

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I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)
 
2013-05-01 04:17:00 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)


Yeah, wow!

Not a single one of my teachers was within three points of that.
 
2013-05-01 04:34:04 PM  
Sadly, most of them also got greened with the unbeatable "smoking hot" trollbait as well
 
2013-05-01 05:26:32 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)


As a Dad you have to teach him an important truth, though:  You don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-05-01 05:29:05 PM  
Oxymoron of the day: "fantastic slideshow"
 
2013-05-01 05:29:19 PM  
5 out of 10 from Texas, I guess that abstinence only sex education is really working.
 
2013-05-01 05:33:10 PM  

candiru.fish: 5 out of 10 from Texas, I guess that abstinence only sex education is really working.


It's Texas, they see the words 'sex education' and then just run with it.
 
2013-05-01 05:34:32 PM  

abfalter: Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)

As a Dad you have to teach him an important truth, though:  You don't stick your dick in crazy.


You do when all you have to do to get rid of her (when you get tired of the farking and the blowing and the free booze) is Tweet, "I'm Sooo tired of my teacher getting me drunk and farking me, geez! #dick's raw".
 
2013-05-01 05:36:37 PM  
Best of the lot. Lesbian, to boot. She looks like she's been hurt by men. I'd volunteer to comfort her.

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2013-05-01 05:37:50 PM  
Katherine Alana Gricar, 24, a teacher's aide with the Spring Independent School District in Texas, has been charged with having an improper sexual relationship with an 18-year-old female student, the Houston Chronicle reports. The affair allegedly came to light when the unnamed student's mother found the two in her daughter's bedroom with the door locked.

Huh? I know the age of consent varies by state, but I didn't think any were greater than 18 years anywhere.
 
2013-05-01 05:39:29 PM  
You should have that tryst lanced.
 
2013-05-01 05:41:08 PM  

thornhill: Katherine Alana Gricar, 24, a teacher's aide with the Spring Independent School District in Texas, has been charged with having an improper sexual relationship with an 18-year-old female student, the Houston Chronicle reports. The affair allegedly came to light when the unnamed student's mother found the two in her daughter's bedroom with the door locked.

Huh? I know the age of consent varies by state, but I didn't think any were greater than 18 years anywhere.


Age of Consent doesn't enter into it in a public school setting. Most states have laws against teacher/student sex regardless of age.
 
2013-05-01 05:42:18 PM  

candiru.fish: 5 out of 10 from Texas, I guess that abstinence only sex education is really working.


I noticed that.
congratulations Texas?
 
2013-05-01 05:42:24 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Best of the lot. Lesbian, to boot. She looks like she's been hurt by men. I'd volunteer to comfort her.

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x487]


Agreed.
 
2013-05-01 05:45:15 PM  

thornhill: Katherine Alana Gricar, 24, a teacher's aide with the Spring Independent School District in Texas, has been charged with having an improper sexual relationship with an 18-year-old female student, the Houston Chronicle reports. The affair allegedly came to light when the unnamed student's mother found the two in her daughter's bedroom with the door locked.

Huh? I know the age of consent varies by state, but I didn't think any were greater than 18 years anywhere.


It's breach of trust.
 
2013-05-01 05:46:13 PM  
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2013-05-01 05:50:20 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Best of the lot. Lesbian, to boot. She looks like she's been hurt by men. I'd volunteer to comfort her.

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x487]


sigh...
 
2013-05-01 05:57:45 PM  
FTA: Greenback, Tennessee high school teacher Angela Gay Masingo, 39, has been charged with using Facebook messages to attempt (apparently unsuccessfully) to convince a teenage boy to have sex with her.

That's a spectacular fail, augering into a cornfield at 400 knots.
 
2013-05-01 05:58:24 PM  
Kahtanna Culp
 
2013-05-01 05:59:55 PM  
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Best of the lot. Lesbian, to boot. She looks like she's been hurt by men. I'd volunteer to comfort her.
[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x487]


Dude, she looks like Pac-Man.
 
2013-05-01 06:02:17 PM  

letrole: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Best of the lot. Lesbian, to boot. She looks like she's been hurt by men. I'd volunteer to comfort her.
[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x487]

Dude, she looks like Pac-Man.


Who doesn't want to bang Pac-Man?
 
2013-05-01 06:07:25 PM  

thornhill: Katherine Alana Gricar, 24, a teacher's aide with the Spring Independent School District in Texas, has been charged with having an improper sexual relationship with an 18-year-old female student, the Houston Chronicle reports. The affair allegedly came to light when the unnamed student's mother found the two in her daughter's bedroom with the door locked.

Huh? I know the age of consent varies by state, but I didn't think any were greater than 18 years anywhere.


I think it there is a different statute for teacher-student relationships.  Can't diddle with a student even if they are 18.
 
2013-05-01 06:10:13 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Best of the lot. Lesbian, to boot. She looks like she's been hurt by men. I'd volunteer to comfort her.

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x487]


She doesn't have much of a cranium does she?
 
2013-05-01 06:11:09 PM  
"fantastic slideshow"

Does not compute.
 
2013-05-01 06:11:57 PM  
The mouse over message for this one peaks my interest.

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2013-05-01 06:11:58 PM  
There must be something in the water in the greater Houston area...
 
2013-05-01 06:16:49 PM  

crewsr: There must be something in the water in the greater Houston area...



Nah. Some stringer for the NY Post probably is feasting on the $12.50 he made for his trip to the Harris County courthouse.
 
2013-05-01 06:23:00 PM  
Apparently, per capita, there are very few real men in TX.
 
2013-05-01 06:26:58 PM  
Hate farking slideshows. Here they are (except those already posted above). Click on the pic for the page with their story.

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2013-05-01 06:35:08 PM  

bim1154: The mouse over message for this one peaks my interest.

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x582]


I don't see a mouse-over message. Was it the text below?

Navy wife and mother of two Patience Perez stands accused of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at the Virginia Beach Renaissance Academy where she worked a security detail, reports the Daily Mail. Perez, 22, allegedly talked with the teen on at least one occasion about killing her husband.

Didn't I see a movie with that?

/still hit it
//just say no to other part
 
2013-05-01 06:36:23 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:



I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)


A real doll with Down's?
 
2013-05-01 06:38:30 PM  

gerbilpox: bim1154: The mouse over message for this one peaks my interest.

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x582]

I don't see a mouse-over message. Was it the text below?

Navy wife and mother of two Patience Perez stands accused of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at the Virginia Beach Renaissance Academy where she worked a security detail, reports the Daily Mail. Perez, 22, allegedly talked with the teen on at least one occasion about killing her husband.

Didn't I see a movie with that?

/still hit it
//just say no to other part


Oh the slide show control "Previous" and "Next", it was when I hovered over "Next"
 
2013-05-01 06:40:48 PM  
All the ugly ones are from Texas.

Texans will bang anything.

/From Houston
 
2013-05-01 06:41:06 PM  

gerbilpox: bim1154: The mouse over message for this one peaks my interest.

[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x582]

I don't see a mouse-over message. Was it the text below?

Navy wife and mother of two Patience Perez stands accused of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at the Virginia Beach Renaissance Academy where she worked a security detail, reports the Daily Mail. Perez, 22, allegedly talked with the teen on at least one occasion about killing her husband.

Didn't I see a movie with that?

/still hit it
//just say no to other part


My mistake... the mouse over message apparently is for the next in the slideshow.  I change my mind on this biatch!
 
2013-05-01 06:43:08 PM  

abfalter: Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)

As a Dad you have to teach him an important truth, though:  You don't stick your dick in crazy.


Yes you do.  You give crazy a fake name, backup e-mail address, ho-phone number and never, ever your place of employment or home address.  Then you bang the shiat out of it in ways that would make a lesser man cry.
 
2013-05-01 06:44:27 PM  
gerbilpox:
Sorry to self-reply, but I just noticed this:

Navy wife and mother of two Patience Perez stands accused of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student at the Virginia Beach Renaissance Academy where she worked a security detail, reports the Daily Mail. Perez, 22, allegedly talked with the teen on at least one occasion about killing her husband.

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"Hail, fair maiden! Whilst thou allow me to earn extra credit?"
 
2013-05-01 06:49:51 PM  
In other news, Tucker Carlson wanted to see if he could get a bunch of people who regularly mock his website and vow to avoid it to trip over themselves throwing him clicks, and it worked.
 
2013-05-01 06:59:27 PM  
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Cameron Elizabeth Crist-Mitchell, a former third-grade teacher in Alvarado, Texas, has been charged with having a sexual relationship with at least one (and possibly a second) 17-year-old student. According to NBC DFW, the 27-year-old resigned the day she was arrested. Crist-Mitchell faces second-degree felony charges under Texas law.

How dumb must Texas  be if the third grade teachers are sleeping with their 17 year old students.
 
2013-05-01 07:02:29 PM  

abfalter: Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)

As a Dad you have to teach him an important truth, though:  You don't stick your dick in crazy.


That isn't entirely correct.  You have to teach him the crazy/hot relationship.   He won't like it because he was told there would be no math, but it's for his own good.
 
2013-05-01 07:03:49 PM  

thornhill: Katherine Alana Gricar, 24, a teacher's aide with the Spring Independent School District in Texas, has been charged with having an improper sexual relationship with an 18-year-old female student, the Houston Chronicle reports. The affair allegedly came to light when the unnamed student's mother found the two in her daughter's bedroom with the door locked.

Huh? I know the age of consent varies by state, but I didn't think any were greater than 18 years anywhere.


Supervisory relationship.   The age of consent can vary depending on where you're at.  Here in Washington, I can bang 16 year old girls all day long so long as none of them work for me.
 
2013-05-01 07:05:07 PM  

Cletus C.: [cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x593]

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2013-05-01 07:24:10 PM  
Reporting is tedious? Uh no. Farking slideshows are tedious.
 
2013-05-01 07:30:01 PM  

abfalter: Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)

As a Dad you have to teach him an important truth, though:  You don't stick your dick in crazy.


I'm the stepmom and I have tried to teach my stepsons that. Unfortunately one of them doesn't listen. I am still hoping that last biatch will stay gone...
 
2013-05-01 07:47:24 PM  
Who cares about "creepy"?

We want "hot"!
 
2013-05-01 08:24:27 PM  
There's a whole Friday Night Lights thing going on with this one:
cdn01.dailycaller.com
hey coach Taylor
www.dvdsreleasedates.com
 
2013-05-01 08:29:16 PM  

abfalter: Because People in power are Stupid: If my 15 year old teenage son came home and told me that he was banging his teacher that looked like this:

[i2.listal.com image 350x450]

I would give him a high five.

(I would make the best dad ever)

As a Dad you have to teach him an important truth, though:  You don't stick your dick in crazy.


The important truth is, "You don't talk about banging teacher."
 
2013-05-01 08:34:11 PM  
The Daily Caller.  That explains the Derptastic comments on the site.

Marriage between adults and children, then office equipment all because of the Gaypocolypse of marriage.
 
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