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(Lex 18)   Restaurant owner really sorry that you misunderstood his attempt to use the Boston bombing as a way to sell pulled pork   (wlextv.com) divider line 51
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2013-05-01 02:27:07 PM
Too soon, dude.
 
2013-05-01 02:28:13 PM
If I had a dollar for every pixel in that picture, I'd have 29 cents.
 
2013-05-01 02:28:28 PM
More importantly does anyone have a name for the hot chick in the black leggings that showed up with the first round of photos?  Cuz she's kinda hot.

Since this thread isn't going anywhere special anyhow...
 
2013-05-01 02:29:32 PM
Meh, unless it's made right it usually is a "bomb" in the toilet. Poor fellow restaurant customers who have to deal with a badly ventilated bathroom after a customer spends 30 minutes saturating the paint with their gases
 
2013-05-01 02:30:20 PM
Jesus, could that pic be any more blurry?
 
2013-05-01 02:30:26 PM
 
2013-05-01 02:30:35 PM
Doesn't this guy know you are supposed to market worthless commemorative coins off of terrorist attacks?
 
2013-05-01 02:30:44 PM
See, I clicked expecting to find jingoistic anti-muslim beligerance, and was refreshed to find run-of-the-mill stupidity. It's a matter of perspective, really.
 
2013-05-01 02:30:55 PM
What a crock. He should be roasted alive for this outrage.
 
2013-05-01 02:31:03 PM
Hypersensitive American public wins again.

Its funny when bombs go off in other countries.
 
2013-05-01 02:31:19 PM
Also, that's a crock pot.
 
2013-05-01 02:31:32 PM
crock pot =/= pressure cooker

Dumbass.
 
2013-05-01 02:31:51 PM
people take things too damn seriously... lighten up people. if you take shiat too seriously, then you'll die on the toilet while having a heart attack...
 
2013-05-01 02:32:50 PM
Dammit there's a lot of derpy shiat coming out of Ky lately.
 
2013-05-01 02:33:47 PM
On the way out when it hits the water, maybe.
 
2013-05-01 02:33:52 PM
Looks like something I ate and lost.
 
2013-05-01 02:34:05 PM
Mudbutt is a weapon of ass destruction.
 
2013-05-01 02:34:13 PM

BostonEMT: people take things too damn seriously... lighten up people. if you take shiat too seriously, then you'll die on the toilet while having a heart attack...


or you'll be sitting on the toilet when you finally realize your brother in law is the guy who knocks.. on the door cause he has to go baaaaaad
 
2013-05-01 02:34:57 PM

DanZero: Why apologize? This guy perpetuates every stereotype in the book and he's not ashamed


pretty sure its satire buddy
 
2013-05-01 02:35:42 PM
Meh, it's not like it's a Steve Irwin Edition Corvette Stingray.
 
2013-05-01 02:35:46 PM

ontariolightning: or you'll be sitting on the toilet when you finally realize your brother in law is the guy who knocks.


I want the first episode,when BB comes back on,to start with a first person view of that toilet flushing.
 
2013-05-01 02:36:35 PM
Good lord.  I live in this town, and this guy is essentially the King of Teabaggers.  I wish I had pictures of the place to share.  It's probably the most 'Merican eatery in the United States.

He's also one of those types who believes every single anti-government conspiracy on the internet.  I can only imagine how hard this will feed his belief that some combination of the government and media is coming to get him.
 
2013-05-01 02:37:55 PM
I'm amazed someone from Powell County, KY would do that. And by "that", I mean "make a social media post where every word is spelled correctly".
 
2013-05-01 02:38:57 PM
And by "someone", I mean the guy from TFA, not LoudLiam.

//Talk about shiatty timing.
 
2013-05-01 02:40:07 PM

Gonz: And by "someone", I mean the guy from TFA, not LoudLiam.

//Talk about shiatty timing.


Not a problem, you were right the first time.  My social media postings are suspect at best.
 
2013-05-01 02:42:23 PM
The owner said he did not mean to offend anyone with the postings.

Bootstrappy business owner attempts conservative humor.  It's your fault for being offended.
 
2013-05-01 02:49:47 PM
How could you argue with a review like this?  It's amazing that the place even NEEDS to advertise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ug6Z8iBMHM
 
2013-05-01 02:49:58 PM
Was anyone else half expecting this to be a slam on Muslims due to the pork angle?

/Clicking the link still made me frown, but not as much as I thought it would.
 
2013-05-01 02:50:07 PM
why would you advertise that your restaurant makes its pulled pork in a crock pot instead of smoking it? any idiot with a bottle of ketchup and some brown sugar can make pulled pork in a crock pot.
 
2013-05-01 02:51:34 PM

Carnitas in a crock pot is much better than pulled pork.



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2013-05-01 02:52:32 PM
That guy may be stupid, but not as stupid as the angry reaction to a lame ad or all the other angry reactions.  Of course we should expect this because it happens all the time.  Some favorites:

Radio stations pull Ke$ha's song "Like We're Gonna Die Young" off the radio after the Newtown shootings because of the lyric: "Like we're gonna' die young."

Nike pulls the cool-looking "Boston Massacre" t-shirts which were about something that had nothing to do with the actual terrorist attack in Boston.

NBC appologizes for airing an ad showing a monkey doing gymnastics shortly after olympian Gabby Douglas performs gymnastics.
 
2013-05-01 02:54:56 PM

farkingismybusiness: If I had a dollar for every pixel in that picture, I'd have 29 cents.


it hurt my eyes so much
 
2013-05-01 02:55:18 PM
3 people died
 
2013-05-01 02:59:46 PM
Heh, pulled long pig. Tasty.
 
2013-05-01 03:03:19 PM
FTFA: The owner said he did not mean to offend anyone with the postings.

So he posts that but he did not mean to offend anybody. Do I got that right?

Kinda like that ex-girlfriend of mine who dumped me and started seeing somebody else but took advantage of the fact that I still had feelings for her to persuade me to keep giving her that emotional support that she wasn't getting from the guy she was farking and she finally admitted she was manipulating me while she was farking him. laughing about it, laughing to my face, like it was all a big joke to her. So when I told her I never wanted to see her again, she broke down sobbing, pleading with me that she never meant to hurt me. That's right. She never meant to hurt me. Oh yeah, Tiffany? You never meant to hurt me? Well, that's even worse. That just means you couldn't be bothered to take two seconds to consider anybody's feeling apart for your own coont self to think about how I might feel when you laughed at my face about the fact that you really were farking that asshole after all and you were farking with my emotions the whole time.

So fark you very much, subby, for posting this and reopening that wound. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
 
2013-05-01 03:03:42 PM

All2morrowsparTs: Doesn't this guy know you are supposed to market worthless commemorative coins off of terrorist attacks?


Won't somebody think of the poor magnet factories?
 
2013-05-01 03:16:54 PM
Farking idiot...everybody knows pulled pork from a crock pot is disgusting.
 
2013-05-01 03:27:30 PM

Nasty_McFilth: Farking idiot...everybody knows pulled pork from a crock pot is disgusting.


This.

I brine the shoulder butt for 12 hours in caning salt and other seasonings. Cover it with equal parts dry rub and brown sugar. Then slow roast it in the oven at 225 degrees for an hour a pound.

If I had a smoker, I'd use that.
 
2013-05-01 04:00:37 PM
Uh, excuse me.  Why are we not bothering to talk about what's REALLY important here?

Is the pulled pork worth a shiat?  Because unless it's been sitting in a meat smoker for the last twelve hours, my guess is "no".
 
2013-05-01 04:14:12 PM

Martian_Astronomer: Also, that's a crock pot.


*engage pedant mode*

Actually it's a slow cooker. Crock Pot is a brand. Just like not all tissues are Kleenex.

*disengage pedant mode*
 
2013-05-01 04:15:48 PM

Maud Dib: Carnitas in a crock pot is much better than pulled pork.


Oh my stars and stripes, that looks good.  Recipe?
 
2013-05-01 04:35:12 PM

gunga galunga: FTFA: The owner said he did not mean to offend anyone with the postings.

So he posts that but he did not mean to offend anybody. Do I got that right?

Kinda like that ex-girlfriend of mine who dumped me and started seeing somebody else but took advantage of the fact that I still had feelings for her to persuade me to keep giving her that emotional support that she wasn't getting from the guy she was farking and she finally admitted she was manipulating me while she was farking him. laughing about it, laughing to my face, like it was all a big joke to her. So when I told her I never wanted to see her again, she broke down sobbing, pleading with me that she never meant to hurt me. That's right. She never meant to hurt me. Oh yeah, Tiffany? You never meant to hurt me? Well, that's even worse. That just means you couldn't be bothered to take two seconds to consider anybody's feeling apart for your own coont self to think about how I might feel when you laughed at my face about the fact that you really were farking that asshole after all and you were farking with my emotions the whole time.

So fark you very much, subby, for posting this and reopening that wound. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?


whoa, is this a troll?
 
2013-05-01 04:49:36 PM
If I was a PETA freak I'd get all my PETA freak friends to start calling Dzokhar "The Boston Butt". Then they could call anyone that serves it (or has it on their menu) insensitive and anti-American.
 
2013-05-01 05:25:02 PM

chairmenmeow47: gunga galunga: FTFA: The owner said he did not mean to offend anyone with the postings.

So he posts that but he did not mean to offend anybody. Do I got that right?

Kinda like that ex-girlfriend of mine who dumped me and started seeing somebody else but took advantage of the fact that I still had feelings for her to persuade me to keep giving her that emotional support that she wasn't getting from the guy she was farking and she finally admitted she was manipulating me while she was farking him. laughing about it, laughing to my face, like it was all a big joke to her. So when I told her I never wanted to see her again, she broke down sobbing, pleading with me that she never meant to hurt me. That's right. She never meant to hurt me. Oh yeah, Tiffany? You never meant to hurt me? Well, that's even worse. That just means you couldn't be bothered to take two seconds to consider anybody's feeling apart for your own coont self to think about how I might feel when you laughed at my face about the fact that you really were farking that asshole after all and you were farking with my emotions the whole time.

So fark you very much, subby, for posting this and reopening that wound. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

whoa, is this a troll?


Nah. It's been years since that happened and I've long since gotten over it. But whenever somebody does something stupid and insensitive and the excuse is "I didn't mean to hurt/offend", I can't help but think about that incident. And when I started with the post, it ended up sounding like I was still bitter and hung up over her, so I decided to have some fun with it.

But seriously, the guy should have known that would rub some people the wrong way, and to use that as an excuse is just pathetic.
 
2013-05-01 06:03:09 PM
This thread is useless without recipes.
 
2013-05-01 06:09:48 PM
CMOT Dibbler?
 
2013-05-01 06:36:24 PM

supayoda: This thread is useless without recipes.


If you've got a smoker, try this:

Smoked Pork Butt Kyle Style

I found it when I first got my Weber and I haven't felt the need to change recipes since.  I usually do 3-4 shoulders at once and then freeze whatever is left after the inevitable pig-out (heh heh).  Though I would advise increasing the smoking time to at least 8 hours.
 
2013-05-01 07:48:33 PM

Martian_Astronomer: Also, that's a crock pot.


not a chafing dish?
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2013-05-01 08:00:09 PM

Martian_Astronomer: See, I clicked expecting to find jingoistic anti-muslim beligerance, and was refreshed to find run-of-the-mill stupidity. It's a matter of perspective, really.


I was genuinely shocked this wasn't some "EAT MORE PORK SO THE TERRORISTS DON'T WIN, hurrr hurr hurr!" thing.
 
2013-05-01 08:17:36 PM
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Poled Pork?
 
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