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(Boston Herald)   Students from Kazakhstan arrested, possible connection to Boston bombings. Nice   (bostonherald.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-01 01:51:17 PM
8 votes:
I wonder who Boratted them out?
2013-05-01 01:50:49 PM
5 votes:
oh.

MY.

GOD.

THEY ARE LITERALLY PROFILING WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!


Holy shiat. none of us are safe. Except if you're not white, I guess.

Holy shiat.
2013-05-01 01:46:53 PM
5 votes:
I'm gonna play for the Patriots!
2013-05-01 05:00:01 PM
4 votes:
I'm sick of hearing about this!!! For the love of FARK, knock it off. Everyone knows who the Kazakhstans are already!!! My god, I never even heard of them before this year and know they are everywhere. In my face. At the doctor's. At the check out. Just give it a rest. Big deal Kim Kazakhstan has a big ass, she had a babby, her tits are sagging!!!. Why is this news@?!?!?!


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2013-05-01 01:51:05 PM
3 votes:
But their potassium is superior to all other nation's potassium!
2013-05-01 01:47:45 PM
3 votes:
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2013-05-01 02:18:03 PM
2 votes:

MyRandomName: Wow. A first for a fark bombing related thread. Nobody has claimed the three are members of the tea party yet.


CRY MOAR
2013-05-01 02:13:33 PM
2 votes:

Gonz: According to Yahoo, the US Attorney in Boston said they will be charged with ""conspiring to obstruct justice and false statements charges".

Do not lie to the Feds. It makes them really, really cranky.


www.kcconfidential.com

                  This!
2013-05-01 01:52:48 PM
2 votes:
They threw away a white boy's perfectly good laptop.
2013-05-01 01:52:22 PM
2 votes:
Next to the article is a news film clip that proclaims "Dwarves cross Boston Marathon finish line". It shows two dwarves (in suspiciously good condition) jogging along with big smiles.

Things that make you go ... hmmmm!

Boy, that's some stick-to-it-ivity there, little guys! You may be slow, but you finished eventually!

Or maybe it's just pure Fark. I don't know because I didn't RTFA or rather view the clip.
2013-05-01 05:35:58 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: FrancoFile: Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you. See Uncle Ruslan for an example. If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?

fark you, imperialist American pig dog! Just because we come to your country for the quality of life and its education, we won't further your regime and help in any way, only profit from what you give us!

- those three guys and half of the Tsarnaev family


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2013-05-01 04:41:08 PM
1 votes:

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

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Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


Liberals have killed more Bin Ladens than conservatives have.

Terrorists have killed more Americans under Republican presidents than Democrats.

Embrace your incompetence...embrace it long and hard :)
2013-05-01 04:14:19 PM
1 votes:
So, the Boston Marathon bombing was actually an elaborate viral marketing scheme for a Borat sequel?!

It all makes sense now! :P
2013-05-01 03:54:41 PM
1 votes:
So I just turned on the TV, and I swear to God, channel 7 just told us that they had new information: The new suspects...are small.  I mean, small in stature.  I mean they're short.

I'm (barely) paraphrasing, but I'm just waiting now for Chief Wiggum to tell me they are hatless.

\will be nice to get the fark out of this area in a week, ridiculously tired of the news right now
2013-05-01 03:09:30 PM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Wow. A first for a fark bombing related thread. Nobody has come in here armed. This time.


Plus, it's only the third "Boston Bomb" article today, instead of the usual six or eight. In another year, we should be down to only one or two a day.
2013-05-01 03:07:40 PM
1 votes:
I think its high time we dropped all this poltically correct bulshiat and open our eyes to who our enemies really are.  It's time for us to start openly racially profiling Caucasians, searching them at airports tapping thier phones etc.   It's the only way to be safe.  And if they don;t like that, well then the Caucasian communtiy needs to do a better jop of policing thwir own.
2013-05-01 02:17:31 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country who may possibly at one time have known the guys who did the boston bombing.  So I think it's pretty safe to assume they were accomplices.


Well, that and the fact they drove around in a car with "TERRORISTA #1" on their vanity plates.

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2013-05-01 02:11:22 PM
1 votes:
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Agent Hurly, I want you to give these scumbags a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the backs of their teeth.
2013-05-01 02:04:48 PM
1 votes:
Lone wolf theory upgraded to pack.

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2013-05-01 02:04:19 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

They rounded up twice the number of usual suspects..
2013-05-01 01:59:22 PM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Wow. A first for a fark bombing related thread. Nobody has claimed the three are members of the tea party yet.


Tea derpers don't have the balls do anything more than squeal and cry big fat tears of impotent fury.
2013-05-01 01:51:26 PM
1 votes:
All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country who may possibly at one time have known the guys who did the boston bombing.  So I think it's pretty safe to assume they were accomplices.
2013-05-01 01:48:46 PM
1 votes:
Well, bye...
2013-05-01 01:48:24 PM
1 votes:
Probably accessories after the fact.  Helped Joker dispose of laptop, bomb-making gear, etc.
 
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