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(Boston Herald)   Students from Kazakhstan arrested, possible connection to Boston bombings. Nice   (bostonherald.com) divider line 48
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2013-05-01 01:51:19 PM  
6 votes:
Connection to the bombERS is not the same as connection to the bombINGS
2013-05-01 02:19:02 PM  
3 votes:
So funny, to me, that the media was all about this being done by some right wing white Christian types in the first days.  Now that it's pretty much been confirmed that this was Muslim extremist immigrants, we need to take our time and make sure not to jump to any conclusions about who did it and what their motives were.

Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.
2013-05-01 02:13:33 PM  
3 votes:

Gonz: According to Yahoo, the US Attorney in Boston said they will be charged with ""conspiring to obstruct justice and false statements charges".

Do not lie to the Feds. It makes them really, really cranky.


www.kcconfidential.com

                  This!
2013-05-01 05:20:23 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Warlordtrooper: All I want to know is if these kids helped in the bombing or not (The actual act).

Not

Even the FBI is say that at this time.

What they did is remove stuff from the little bastards dorm room, at his invitation. This was after the pic was released and they thought it looked like him but they weren't 100% sure. Then they founf out it was him and the ditched the stuff, then lied about it.


Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you.  See Uncle Ruslan for an example.  If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?
2013-05-01 04:37:21 PM  
2 votes:

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

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Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


2.5/10. Try and be at least a lot less obvious with your trolling. You get 1/2 a point for using a pic, which garners more attention. Also a whole point extra for the fact that it's such a stupid, stupid pic of a totally emotionless cat that could be captioned with almost anything and still work. I actually find that bit pretty irritating, which is kinda the whole point.

All points removed if you respond to this post like it's an actual bite.
2013-05-01 04:25:55 PM  
2 votes:
Tea Party Tabby returns.

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Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.
2013-05-01 03:48:15 PM  
2 votes:
static.someecards.com
2013-05-01 02:22:36 PM  
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: que.guero: And yet the Saudi national possibly involved enjoyed a first class seat on an Emirates flight back home.

Take your innuendo and racism right the fark back to Communist Russia, farkhead.


This.
2013-05-01 02:04:48 PM  
2 votes:
Lone wolf theory upgraded to pack.

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2013-05-01 01:59:22 PM  
2 votes:

MyRandomName: Wow. A first for a fark bombing related thread. Nobody has claimed the three are members of the tea party yet.


Tea derpers don't have the balls do anything more than squeal and cry big fat tears of impotent fury.
2013-05-01 01:57:54 PM  
2 votes:
Wow. A first for a fark bombing related thread. Nobody has claimed the three are members of the tea party yet.
2013-05-01 01:54:50 PM  
2 votes:
Another article was expanding on the readon: getting rid of evidence after the bombing. Apparently their friend asked them to go his dorm room and get rid of photos, his laptop and fireworks then lied about doing so.
2013-05-01 01:48:24 PM  
2 votes:
Probably accessories after the fact.  Helped Joker dispose of laptop, bomb-making gear, etc.
2013-05-01 05:35:58 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: FrancoFile: Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you. See Uncle Ruslan for an example. If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?

fark you, imperialist American pig dog! Just because we come to your country for the quality of life and its education, we won't further your regime and help in any way, only profit from what you give us!

- those three guys and half of the Tsarnaev family


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2013-05-01 05:22:17 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you. See Uncle Ruslan for an example. If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?


fark you, imperialist American pig dog! Just because we come to your country for the quality of life and its education, we won't further your regime and help in any way, only profit from what you give us!

- those three guys and half of the Tsarnaev family
2013-05-01 05:18:22 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Even if they were not involved in the plot, these guys are farked. 25 to life farked.


5-8 actually

That's for the worst guy.
2013-05-01 05:09:33 PM  
1 votes:
Oh right you had dozens of posts saying that of course it was gun nut teabaggers and in fact they were trying to kill relatives of the Newton tragedy.

So yeah dropped on the head repeatedly
2013-05-01 05:04:05 PM  
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: I would argue that telling lies to the police is hardly a crime worthy of federal prison. Like Jaywalking, the punishment should be proportional to the seriousness of the offense. Especially considering that people lie every day.


Right because covering up multiple murders by destroying evidence and lying to the police is like jaywalking, something that should not be punished

What the fark is wrong with you. Were you dropped on your head as a child?
2013-05-01 05:03:02 PM  
1 votes:
When they saw that he was in trouble and linked with the crime, they went to his room and got rid of a backpack they found full of fireworks emptied of gunpowder, and dumped his backpack.

Even if they were not involved in the plot, these guys are farked. 25 to life farked.
2013-05-01 04:46:06 PM  
1 votes:
"Lying to police"...

Can anybody tell me, are you under oath when talking to police? If you have the right to not speak at all, then you have the right in effect to "not tell the truth", as remaining silent is indeed "not telling them the truth."
2013-05-01 04:41:08 PM  
1 votes:

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

[i.imgur.com image 550x413]

Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


Liberals have killed more Bin Ladens than conservatives have.

Terrorists have killed more Americans under Republican presidents than Democrats.

Embrace your incompetence...embrace it long and hard :)
2013-05-01 04:35:12 PM  
1 votes:

socodog: So funny, to me, that the media was all about this being done by some right wing white Christian types in the first days.  Now that it's pretty much been confirmed that this was Muslim extremist immigrants, we need to take our time and make sure not to jump to any conclusions about who did it and what their motives were.

Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.


CITATION NEEDED
2013-05-01 04:32:11 PM  
1 votes:

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

[i.imgur.com image 550x413]

Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


Look, you can be a tea party follower, even a Patriot moron, without being a terrorist. But that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people who fit that radical label who ARE terrorists, or want to be. When militia members talk about watering the roots of the tree of liberty with blood SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY MEAN IT.

Libruls need to acknowledge that the New Left anti-war movement encouraged terrorism in the '70s, and conservatives need to acknowledge that the militia and patriot movements encouraged terrorism in the '80s, '90s and ...?
2013-05-01 03:48:32 PM  
1 votes:
Funny how it wasn't warrantless wiretaps, cell phone dumps, or TSA screeners that did this. Instead it was good old-fashioned investigation.
2013-05-01 03:34:44 PM  
1 votes:
Did they arrest Misha?
2013-05-01 03:07:40 PM  
1 votes:
I think its high time we dropped all this poltically correct bulshiat and open our eyes to who our enemies really are.  It's time for us to start openly racially profiling Caucasians, searching them at airports tapping thier phones etc.   It's the only way to be safe.  And if they don;t like that, well then the Caucasian communtiy needs to do a better jop of policing thwir own.
2013-05-01 02:52:19 PM  
1 votes:

socodog: Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.


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Damned A-RABS!


NEWSFLASH--you don't need to be a muslim to be a turrurrurist
2013-05-01 02:35:25 PM  
1 votes:
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it's length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!"

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2013-05-01 02:32:38 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: Yeah- but again your not a 19 year old kid. Pick a random friend of yours. See that guy? Now, do you think he would set off explosions in a public place? Yes or no?

If yes, wtf is this guy your friend?


Well, I'm probably the wrong person to ask about that. I'm an Iraq vet, and it's not too great of a stretch of the imagination for me to imagine one of my friends setting off a public explosion in order to make a statement about, say, the VA's mental health care for returning Soldiers or similar.

Of course, now that I think about it, the person I know with the combination of improvised explosive skills and historical knowledge of message bombings is... me. I'd pull an IRA, though, and call ahead, warning people to avoid the area.

But even more than that, I don't think living the type of life where you never make at least one friend who you'd think was capable of setting off explosives in public sounds interesting.
2013-05-01 02:23:48 PM  
1 votes:
This just in on CNN:  Ashleigh Banfield still hot
2013-05-01 02:23:16 PM  
1 votes:
Boston just wants a reason to cancel the Bruins/Leafs game tonight. What's more embarassing? Having 2 little punks bomb your city when multiple governments warned about them or the Maple Leafs kicking the shiat out of your beloved hockey team in your barn?
2013-05-01 02:18:17 PM  
1 votes:
Borat: This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and a**holes Uzbekistan.
2013-05-01 02:17:32 PM  
1 votes:

Gonz: what_now: Wow. That's a tough rap for these kids- by all indications, the younger one seemed like a normal guy, not someone you would suspect of being a terrorist.

If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.

If I lived in or near the scene of a well-publicized terror attack, and my buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" after things had gone all explodey, I'd probably call the FBI.

But that's just me. I have a very small number of people in my circle of friends for whom I'd be willing to risk jail time.


Yeah- but again your not a 19 year old kid. Pick a random friend of yours. See that guy? Now, do you think he would set off explosions in a public place? Yes or no?

If yes, wtf is this guy your friend?
2013-05-01 02:15:57 PM  
1 votes:

Stone Meadow: Overstayed their visas? Yeah, that's TOTALLY a connection to the bombings. Fark.


You know who else overstayed their visa?

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2013-05-01 02:10:40 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. That's a tough rap for these kids- by all indications, the younger one seemed like a normal guy, not someone you would suspect of being a terrorist.

If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.
2013-05-01 02:08:19 PM  
1 votes:

MOGGEE: I read "Students from Kazakhstan arrested, possible connection to Boston bombings. Nice "
So naturally I thought...

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Are they good with the plow?
2013-05-01 02:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
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They rounded up twice the number of usual suspects..
2013-05-01 02:00:28 PM  
1 votes:
but no one likes my neighbor nursultan tulyiagby
2013-05-01 01:59:39 PM  
1 votes:
Was one of them Urkin, the town rapist?
2013-05-01 01:57:31 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: accelerus: now if only we could collect up every other person that's violating their visa or is here illegally - we could free up quite a lot of social services for actual citizens.

You do of course realize, the amount of money you would have to spend to do this would exceed the amount of money you would save, right?


Citation?

/Works in human services.
2013-05-01 01:56:47 PM  
1 votes:
Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
2013-05-01 01:54:00 PM  
1 votes:

Resident Muslim: Satanic_Hamster: Probably had model rockets and bam, they're terrorists.

I was gonna say any toy that's remote controlled.


Or better yet; they had a pressure cooker in their kitchen.
2013-05-01 01:53:38 PM  
1 votes:

Stone Meadow: Overstayed their visas? Yeah, that's TOTALLY a connection to the bombings. Fark.


Yeah and the FBI and Homeland security agents wearing HAZMAT suits always pick up students who violate the terms of their visas, obviously no relation to the bombing at all.
2013-05-01 01:52:56 PM  
1 votes:
now if only we could collect up every other person that's violating their visa or is here illegally - we could free up quite a lot of social services for actual citizens.

Not trying to thread jack at all -- it's just nice to see people being held to the rules for once in this country. Sucks it's on fear mongering because of terrorists... but anyone here on a Visa knows how long they can stay... you can't play dumb when it comes to stuff like this.

Follow the rules or we kick you out -- it sounds pretty damn reasonable to me.
2013-05-01 01:52:03 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Probably accessories after the fact.  Helped Joker dispose of laptop, bomb-making gear, etc.


Sounds like it. One has to ask if they knew that they were helping get rid of evidence or not. Time frame of events should tell us quite a bit.
2013-05-01 01:51:05 PM  
1 votes:
But their potassium is superior to all other nation's potassium!
2013-05-01 01:49:49 PM  
1 votes:
Overstayed their visas? Yeah, that's TOTALLY a connection to the bombings. Fark.
2013-05-01 01:47:45 PM  
1 votes:
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