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2013-05-01 04:37:21 PM  

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

[i.imgur.com image 550x413]

Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


2.5/10. Try and be at least a lot less obvious with your trolling. You get 1/2 a point for using a pic, which garners more attention. Also a whole point extra for the fact that it's such a stupid, stupid pic of a totally emotionless cat that could be captioned with almost anything and still work. I actually find that bit pretty irritating, which is kinda the whole point.

All points removed if you respond to this post like it's an actual bite.
 
2013-05-01 04:37:48 PM  

Glendale: Yeah immigration is going to nail them for expired visas - at the very least - because the feds are going to look at every farking little thing tangential to the guys that actually did the bombing. So if someone you had contact with does something nasty of this magnitude then you'd better have your own shait in order, too.


This.
 
2013-05-01 04:38:05 PM  
A couple of guys got arrested for selling pot on the college campus that I work at. They were with a dark skinned middle eastern fellow who agreed the let the cops search his apartment a few doors down and his car. The campus police found half a bag of fertilizer, some plastic capsules (like you guy at GMC for making your own vitamins), a small propane tank, and.........wait for it..............a slow cooker in his car (duh DUH duh). He's now being investigated by the ATF and FBI for the equivalent of what you could find in most garages around the country (minus the weed). I can't help but wonder if that guy is tied to the Boston Bombings
 
2013-05-01 04:41:08 PM  

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

[i.imgur.com image 550x413]

Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


Liberals have killed more Bin Ladens than conservatives have.

Terrorists have killed more Americans under Republican presidents than Democrats.

Embrace your incompetence...embrace it long and hard :)
 
2013-05-01 04:46:06 PM  
"Lying to police"...

Can anybody tell me, are you under oath when talking to police? If you have the right to not speak at all, then you have the right in effect to "not tell the truth", as remaining silent is indeed "not telling them the truth."
 
2013-05-01 04:53:07 PM  

lennavan: the state collected $424 million more in revenue

 

lennavan: state and local governments spend more on unauthorized immigrants than they collect in revenues


Those statements don't contradict each other at all.  And if you'd read that whole post, you would have seen that without anybody beating your head over it.

FLMountainMan: the state collected $424 million more in revenue from unauthorized immigrants than it spent to provide education, health, and law enforcement services to that population. However, the state estimated that local governments incurred $1.4 billion in uncompensated costs for health care and law enforcement

 
2013-05-01 04:54:22 PM  

Fibro: They're being charged with assisting the bombers after the bombing and with lying to the FBI.


So in other words they are going to bring a bunch of trumped up charges?

All I want to know is if these kids helped in the bombing or not  (The actual act).  If not, focus on the actual bombers.
 
2013-05-01 04:55:04 PM  

Gonz: According to Yahoo, the US Attorney in Boston said they will be charged with ""conspiring to obstruct justice and false statements charges".

Do not lie to the Feds. It makes them really, really cranky.


Fox news sued and won the right to tell lies.
 
2013-05-01 04:57:13 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: A couple of guys got arrested for selling pot on the college campus that I work at. They were with a dark skinned middle eastern fellow who agreed the let the cops search his apartment a few doors down and his car. The campus police found half a bag of fertilizer, some plastic capsules (like you guy at GMC for making your own vitamins), a small propane tank, and.........wait for it..............a slow cooker in his car (duh DUH duh). He's now being investigated by the ATF and FBI for the equivalent of what you could find in most garages around the country (minus the weed). I can't help but wonder if that guy is tied to the Boston Bombings


A slow cooker or a pressure cooker?
 
2013-05-01 04:57:22 PM  

lennavan: The original point I made is the cost is negligible and yes, yes sure enough according to what you quoted, the state government of Texas actually made money off illegal immigrants. Now, you'd be an enormous jackass to think I'm arguing illegals pay more in than they get out, given you read the same citation I did. That citation clearly argued the cost of illegal immigrants was pretty farking small.

Now that $1.4 Billion, we can discuss that as well. You see, that's the local government spending on health care and law enforcement. It's a big number, right? Are you suggesting enforcing illegal immigration laws is really expensive? Whoa, so am I:


I'm not sure I would call $1.4 billion negligible, but we should probably ask those local governments what they think.

Though it would an interesting point about the increased police costs coming from enforcing immigration laws specifically, if true.  Do you have any data to back up that claim?
 
2013-05-01 05:00:01 PM  
I'm sick of hearing about this!!! For the love of FARK, knock it off. Everyone knows who the Kazakhstans are already!!! My god, I never even heard of them before this year and know they are everywhere. In my face. At the doctor's. At the check out. Just give it a rest. Big deal Kim Kazakhstan has a big ass, she had a babby, her tits are sagging!!!. Why is this news@?!?!?!


emily littella.jpg
 
2013-05-01 05:00:35 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Fibro: They're being charged with assisting the bombers after the bombing and with lying to the FBI.

So in other words they are going to bring a bunch of trumped up charges?

All I want to know is if these kids helped in the bombing or not  (The actual act).  If not, focus on the actual bombers.


Really?  If they helped their wanted fugitive friends evade capture, and those friends then went on a cross-city rampage, during which they murdered a police officer... you don't see the need to prosecute them for that?
 
2013-05-01 05:02:34 PM  

serial_crusher: Warlordtrooper: Fibro: They're being charged with assisting the bombers after the bombing and with lying to the FBI.

So in other words they are going to bring a bunch of trumped up charges?

All I want to know is if these kids helped in the bombing or not  (The actual act).  If not, focus on the actual bombers.

Really?  If they helped their wanted fugitive friends evade capture, and those friends then went on a cross-city rampage, during which they murdered a police officer... you don't see the need to prosecute them for that?


I would argue that telling lies to the police is hardly a crime worthy of federal prison.  Like Jaywalking, the punishment should be proportional to the seriousness of the offense.  Especially considering that people lie every day.
 
2013-05-01 05:03:02 PM  
When they saw that he was in trouble and linked with the crime, they went to his room and got rid of a backpack they found full of fireworks emptied of gunpowder, and dumped his backpack.

Even if they were not involved in the plot, these guys are farked. 25 to life farked.
 
2013-05-01 05:04:05 PM  

Warlordtrooper: I would argue that telling lies to the police is hardly a crime worthy of federal prison. Like Jaywalking, the punishment should be proportional to the seriousness of the offense. Especially considering that people lie every day.


Right because covering up multiple murders by destroying evidence and lying to the police is like jaywalking, something that should not be punished

What the fark is wrong with you. Were you dropped on your head as a child?
 
2013-05-01 05:09:33 PM  
Oh right you had dozens of posts saying that of course it was gun nut teabaggers and in fact they were trying to kill relatives of the Newton tragedy.

So yeah dropped on the head repeatedly
 
2013-05-01 05:12:55 PM  

Warlordtrooper: All I want to know is if these kids helped in the bombing or not (The actual act).


Not

Even the FBI is say that at this time.

What they did is remove stuff from the little bastards dorm room, at his invitation. This was after the pic was released and they thought it looked like him but they weren't 100% sure. Then they founf out it was him and the ditched the stuff, then lied about it.
 
2013-05-01 05:18:22 PM  

Tatsuma: Even if they were not involved in the plot, these guys are farked. 25 to life farked.


5-8 actually

That's for the worst guy.
 
2013-05-01 05:18:24 PM  

vudukungfu: I'm sick of hearing about this!!! For the love of FARK, knock it off. Everyone knows who the Kazakhstans are already!!! My god, I never even heard of them before this year and know they are everywhere. In my face. At the doctor's. At the check out. Just give it a rest. Big deal Kim Kazakhstan has a big ass, she had a babby, her tits are sagging!!!. Why is this news@?!?!?!


emily littella.jpg


I larfed.
 
2013-05-01 05:20:23 PM  

cretinbob: Warlordtrooper: All I want to know is if these kids helped in the bombing or not (The actual act).

Not

Even the FBI is say that at this time.

What they did is remove stuff from the little bastards dorm room, at his invitation. This was after the pic was released and they thought it looked like him but they weren't 100% sure. Then they founf out it was him and the ditched the stuff, then lied about it.


Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you.  See Uncle Ruslan for an example.  If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?
 
2013-05-01 05:20:28 PM  

cretinbob: 5-8 actually

That's for the worst guy.


No, the worst individual statute if they don't even bring in terrorism or them as accomplices goes up to 20 years.
 
2013-05-01 05:22:17 PM  

FrancoFile: Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you. See Uncle Ruslan for an example. If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?


fark you, imperialist American pig dog! Just because we come to your country for the quality of life and its education, we won't further your regime and help in any way, only profit from what you give us!

- those three guys and half of the Tsarnaev family
 
2013-05-01 05:35:58 PM  

Tatsuma: FrancoFile: Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you. See Uncle Ruslan for an example. If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?

fark you, imperialist American pig dog! Just because we come to your country for the quality of life and its education, we won't further your regime and help in any way, only profit from what you give us!

- those three guys and half of the Tsarnaev family


cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2013-05-01 05:38:20 PM  

mbillips: peter21: socodog: So funny, to me, that the media was all about this being done by some right wing white Christian types in the first days.  Now that it's pretty much been confirmed that this was Muslim extremist immigrants, we need to take our time and make sure not to jump to any conclusions about who did it and what their motives were.

Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.


Keep farking that chicken in your head that every liberal-thinking person was hoping the bombers would be a white Christian tea tard, you dum dum.

We weren't? I certainly was. We're not taking those assholes seriously enough; the last time we let them get to DERPCON 1, they murdered a bunch of kids and immolated themselves in Waco, blew up the Murrah building and bombed the Olympic Games.

/Yes, those three incidents are all the same thing.
//Boston is more like Columbine than it is like 9/11


I know a few people were, and you're entitled to that wish. I was more taken umbrage to being painted with a fairly broad brush that every liberal was thinking this. I'm thinking like a Bob Ross 2 1/2 inch brush here.
 
2013-05-01 05:39:58 PM  

serial_crusher: Those statements don't contradict each other at all.


I wasn't comparing those two statements.  Here is the relevant portion of the post again for you to re-read.

lennavan: FLMountainMan: Texas spent a half a billion more in services than it got in taxes.

This totally doesn't match:

FLMountainMan: Texas - estimated that in 2006, the state collected $424 million more in revenue from unauthorized immigrants than it spent to provide education, health, and law enforcement services to that population.


serial_crusher: but we should probably ask those local governments


My post was about the state.  Are you asking me to move the goalposts?  I mean, perhaps we should but let's at least acknowledge we're moving them, okay?

serial_crusher: I'm not sure I would call $1.4 billion negligible


He never answered my question about Colorado.  In Colorado it's more like $50 million.  In Iowa it's more like $30 million.    Also from the citation I provided, they estimate about $1 trillion will be spent, just on education.

But here is the line you may find most relevant:

Although it is difficult to obtain precise estimates of the net impact of the unauthorized population on state and local budgets (see Box 1), that impact is most likely modest.
 
2013-05-01 05:41:33 PM  

Fireproof: peter21: socodog: So funny, to me, that the media was all about this being done by some right wing white Christian types in the first days.  Now that it's pretty much been confirmed that this was Muslim extremist immigrants, we need to take our time and make sure not to jump to any conclusions about who did it and what their motives were.

Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.


Keep farking that chicken in your head that every liberal-thinking person was hoping the bombers would be a white Christian tea tard, you dum dum.

I'm starting to think that the latest trend among right-wingers is to take something that was said by a bunch of anonymous Web commenters and attribute it to "the media." It's far too ambiguous to look up (like they care about sources anyhow), gives them something stupid to get outraged about and blames it on a source they love to hate.


That sounds about right. It's similar to some article I saw, may even have been posted on here, that showed as long as your nutty article had lines of text with hyperlinks stating something was reported by the New York Times, regardless of where that link actually went or if it even supported the argument, people just believed it to be true because just the presence of the hyperlink meant someone else did the research work for them.
 
2013-05-01 06:08:00 PM  
Obstruction of justice

making false statements

IANAL and I'm also not a lawyer
 
2013-05-01 06:25:11 PM  

Tatsuma: FrancoFile: Memo to immigrants and foreign students: if you step up and report these things, Americans will love you. See Uncle Ruslan for an example. If you help someone cover this shiat up, we will harbor ill will towards you and your native country.

Is that really so hard to understand?

fark you, imperialist American pig dog! Just because we come to your country for the quality of life and its education, we won't further your regime and help in any way, only profit from what you give us!

- those three guys and half of the Tsarnaev family


Fark you. Other western countries have a better quality of life than the US yet you imbecilles choose to live there. You farking deserve to be judged by Americans. Judged cause you are stupid.
 
2013-05-01 07:56:23 PM  

weltallica: Tea Party Tabby returns.

[i.imgur.com image 550x413]

Drink some more, plenty liberal tears for everyone.

Liberals prayed SO HARD that the bombers would be Tea party Patriots.  Watch them squirm, as their precious "religion of peace" produces yet more bombers, squealling "Y-y-you can't judge a people by one or two ISOLATED INCIDENTS!  We must be tolerant!  Tolerant~!"

You have never seen a more recent, disgusting example of liberals openly wishing that terrorists would be their political opponents.


Hey, I'm a liberal and I didn't jump to conclusions saying it was a tea party patriot. Way to group us all together with your myopic world view.
 
2013-05-01 08:04:59 PM  

what_now: Gonz: what_now: Wow. That's a tough rap for these kids- by all indications, the younger one seemed like a normal guy, not someone you would suspect of being a terrorist.

If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.

If I lived in or near the scene of a well-publicized terror attack, and my buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" after things had gone all explodey, I'd probably call the FBI.

But that's just me. I have a very small number of people in my circle of friends for whom I'd be willing to risk jail time.

Yeah- but again your not a 19 year old kid. Pick a random friend of yours. See that guy? Now, do you think he would set off explosions in a public place? Yes or no?

If yes, wtf is this guy your friend?


It's like murder - make a thing illegal and it acquires a mystique. Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have.
 
2013-05-01 09:20:02 PM  

itazurakko: I will say if they were caught overstaying then heck yeah they should get deported, like everyone else - you know the odds when you overstay a visa, and well, sucks to be you.  Enjoy your 5 to 10 year ban.


I have this feeling I'm the only person left who sees visa's as just paper.  So they overstayed, so?  Who really cares and exactly why?  Christ if someone over stays their visa, the proper response to tell them renew it and pay a penalty, or if they don't want to pay, GTFO and enjoy their bannage.
 
2013-05-01 09:35:20 PM  

FriarReb98: So I just turned on the TV, and I swear to God, channel 7 just told us that they had new information: The new suspects...are small.  I mean, small in stature.  I mean they're short.

I'm (barely) paraphrasing, but I'm just waiting now for Chief Wiggum to tell me they are hatless.

\will be nice to get the fark out of this area in a week, ridiculously tired of the news right now


Short people got no reason to live.
 
2013-05-01 09:35:36 PM  

gibbon1: itazurakko: I will say if they were caught overstaying then heck yeah they should get deported, like everyone else - you know the odds when you overstay a visa, and well, sucks to be you.  Enjoy your 5 to 10 year ban.

I have this feeling I'm the only person left who sees visa's as just paper.  So they overstayed, so?  Who really cares and exactly why?  Christ if someone over stays their visa, the proper response to tell them renew it and pay a penalty, or if they don't want to pay, GTFO and enjoy their bannage.


Here's the thing.  Americans don't need visas to go to France or Japan or Australia.  Australians and Japanese and French don't need visas to come here.

If you have to have a visa to come to America, you live in a farked up country and you need to get your shiat together.
 
2013-05-02 12:14:18 AM  
www.wearysloth.com

Most Americans don't know where Kazakhstan is, my travel agent can't find it
 
2013-05-02 12:35:02 AM  
TFH: Boston police: 3 more suspects in custody bombings

OMFG! What now? Did somebody bomb the custodies?
 
2013-05-02 01:33:21 AM  

TomD9938: lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Goddamitsomuch....central asia you farktards

Agree to disagree.


No Kazakhstan is in Central Asia aka Srednaya Aziya

http://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Средняя_Азия

I agree to agree you are a farkwit who shouldnt be allowed to drive a car much less post on the interwebs.
 
2013-05-02 03:24:40 AM  

lostinthebathroom: I agree to agree you are a farkwit who shouldnt be allowed to drive a car much less post on the interwebs.


I think you're mistaken, but I truly value your opinion.
 
2013-05-02 08:44:47 AM  

lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Goddamitsomuch....central asia you farktards

Agree to disagree.

No Kazakhstan is in Central Asia aka Srednaya Aziya

http://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Средняя_Азия

I agree to agree you are a farkwit who shouldnt be allowed to drive a car much less post on the interwebs.



Arbitrary geopolitical name is in arbitrary geographical name!!!!

No it's not!  Arbitrary geopolitical name is in the other arbitrary geographical name!!!!
 
2013-05-02 12:06:09 PM  

FrancoFile: lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Goddamitsomuch....central asia you farktards

Agree to disagree.

No Kazakhstan is in Central Asia aka Srednaya Aziya

http://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Средняя_Азия

I agree to agree you are a farkwit who shouldnt be allowed to drive a car much less post on the interwebs.


Arbitrary geopolitical name is in arbitrary geographical name!!!!

No it's not!  Arbitrary geopolitical name is in the other arbitrary geographical name!!!!


Well you realize saying that Kazakhstan is in the Caucasus is like saying Poland is in Asia, right?

Or are you really that retarded?

Central Asia is an historically and cultrually bound region with a long history of mobile pastoralism. This does not exist in the Caucasus.

Ask Denis Sinor, Owen Lattimore, Peter Perdue, Charles Bawden etc etc etc

Oh you dont know who they are?

Maps....how do they work?
 
2013-05-02 12:40:27 PM  

lostinthebathroom: FrancoFile: lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lostinthebathroom: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Goddamitsomuch....central asia you farktards

Agree to disagree.

No Kazakhstan is in Central Asia aka Srednaya Aziya

http://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Средняя_Азия

I agree to agree you are a farkwit who shouldnt be allowed to drive a car much less post on the interwebs.


Arbitrary geopolitical name is in arbitrary geographical name!!!!

No it's not!  Arbitrary geopolitical name is in the other arbitrary geographical name!!!!

Well you realize saying that Kazakhstan is in the Caucasus is like saying Poland is in Asia, right?

Or are you really that retarded?

Central Asia is an historically and cultrually bound region with a long history of mobile pastoralism. This does not exist in the Caucasus.

Ask Denis Sinor, Owen Lattimore, Peter Perdue, Charles Bawden etc etc etc

Oh you dont know who they are?

Maps....how do they work?


And the borders of Kazakhstan (and the other SSRs) were arbitrarily drawn by Stalin.

History, how does it work?
 
2013-05-02 03:33:03 PM  

lostinthebathroom: you realize saying that Kazakhstan is in the Caucasus is like saying Poland is in Asia, right?

Or are you really that retarded?

Central Asia is an historically and cultrually bound region with a long history of mobile pastoralism. This does not exist in the Caucasus.

Ask Denis Sinor, Owen Lattimore, Peter Perdue, Charles Bawden etc etc etc

Oh you dont know who they are?

Maps....how do they work?



I posted the following about a half an hour before you first popped up.

TomD9938

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2013-05-01 02:30:52 PM
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lennavan: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Which is why I thought saying "a middle eastern SOUNDING country" might be funny.

Looking a bit closer, Kazakhstan is considered more Central Asian than it is of the Caucuses.

/ now on the look out for shifty looking Central Asians...


Asian / Caucasian / Russia's biatch

take your pick and chill the fark out
 
2013-05-02 04:40:21 PM  
Please stop linking to the Herald. They're Boston's equivalent to the Daily Fail, in that their stories are written at a fourth-grade level to incite negative reactions in people who think at a fourth-grade level. They're known to fabricate quite a bit, and I would not eat any fish that had been wrapped in a copy (because it's a safe assumption that even the ink is toxic).

It was once owned by Rupert Murdoch. Not much has changed since he set the tone.
 
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