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2013-05-01 02:05:10 PM  
It's a nice!
 
2013-05-01 02:08:19 PM  

MOGGEE: I read "Students from Kazakhstan arrested, possible connection to Boston bombings. Nice "
So naturally I thought...

[media.santabanta.com image 500x675]

[betterkz.com image 350x260]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 286x400]


Are they good with the plow?
 
2013-05-01 02:10:34 PM  

accelerus: now if only we could collect up every other person that's violating their visa or is here illegally - we could free up quite a lot of social services for actual citizens.

Not trying to thread jack at all -- it's just nice to see people being held to the rules for once in this country. Sucks it's on fear mongering because of terrorists... but anyone here on a Visa knows how long they can stay... you can't play dumb when it comes to stuff like this.

Follow the rules or we kick you out -- it sounds pretty damn reasonable to me.


but muh cheap labor
 
2013-05-01 02:10:40 PM  
Wow. That's a tough rap for these kids- by all indications, the younger one seemed like a normal guy, not someone you would suspect of being a terrorist.

If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.
 
2013-05-01 02:10:56 PM  
According to Yahoo, the US Attorney in Boston said they will be charged with ""conspiring to obstruct justice and false statements charges".

Do not lie to the Feds. It makes them really, really cranky.
 
2013-05-01 02:11:22 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Agent Hurly, I want you to give these scumbags a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the backs of their teeth.
 
2013-05-01 02:12:18 PM  
I laughed when I turned on CNN and saw "BREAKING NEWS: NO NEW THREAT TO BOSTON" or something along those lines.
 
2013-05-01 02:13:03 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Probably had model rockets and bam, they're terrorists.


That's what a terrorist would say...
 
2013-05-01 02:13:33 PM  

Gonz: According to Yahoo, the US Attorney in Boston said they will be charged with ""conspiring to obstruct justice and false statements charges".

Do not lie to the Feds. It makes them really, really cranky.


www.kcconfidential.com

                  This!
 
2013-05-01 02:13:46 PM  

what_now: Wow. That's a tough rap for these kids- by all indications, the younger one seemed like a normal guy, not someone you would suspect of being a terrorist.

If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.


If I lived in or near the scene of a well-publicized terror attack, and my buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" after things had gone all explodey, I'd probably call the FBI.

But that's just me. I have a very small number of people in my circle of friends for whom I'd be willing to risk jail time.
 
2013-05-01 02:15:20 PM  

FLMountainMan: lennavan: accelerus: now if only we could collect up every other person that's violating their visa or is here illegally - we could free up quite a lot of social services for actual citizens.

You do of course realize, the amount of money you would have to spend to do this would exceed the amount of money you would save, right?

Citation?

/Works in human services.


Citation provided -   http://www.cbo.gov/publication/41645
 
2013-05-01 02:15:52 PM  
Let's wait and see if they are guilty of anything before canonizing these sweet lambs.....
 
2013-05-01 02:15:57 PM  

Stone Meadow: Overstayed their visas? Yeah, that's TOTALLY a connection to the bombings. Fark.


You know who else overstayed their visa?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-01 02:16:23 PM  

TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.


Which is why I thought saying "a middle eastern SOUNDING country" might be funny.
 
2013-05-01 02:16:30 PM  
I bet their sisters aren't even in the top 50 for Kazakhstan prostitutes. I also bet they have inferior potassium.
 
2013-05-01 02:16:49 PM  
So, these brilliant people helped the bombers "after the fact"?  After they knew that there were thousands of cameras showing the place where this occurred.  After they knew the bombers' admitted to being the bombers.

Wow.  Just wow.
 
2013-05-01 02:16:53 PM  
from ABC article:

Plotnikov was killed by Russian authorities while Tamerlan was in Russia
Nidal was also killed by Russian authorities while Tamerlan was in Russia.


Sounds like the Russians just followed Tamerlan around and killed whoever he met.
 
2013-05-01 02:17:31 PM  

lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country who may possibly at one time have known the guys who did the boston bombing.  So I think it's pretty safe to assume they were accomplices.


Well, that and the fact they drove around in a car with "TERRORISTA #1" on their vanity plates.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-05-01 02:17:32 PM  

Gonz: what_now: Wow. That's a tough rap for these kids- by all indications, the younger one seemed like a normal guy, not someone you would suspect of being a terrorist.

If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.

If I lived in or near the scene of a well-publicized terror attack, and my buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" after things had gone all explodey, I'd probably call the FBI.

But that's just me. I have a very small number of people in my circle of friends for whom I'd be willing to risk jail time.


Yeah- but again your not a 19 year old kid. Pick a random friend of yours. See that guy? Now, do you think he would set off explosions in a public place? Yes or no?

If yes, wtf is this guy your friend?
 
2013-05-01 02:18:03 PM  

MyRandomName: Wow. A first for a fark bombing related thread. Nobody has claimed the three are members of the tea party yet.


CRY MOAR
 
2013-05-01 02:18:13 PM  
That's just his retarded cousin Bilo.
 
2013-05-01 02:18:17 PM  
Borat: This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and a**holes Uzbekistan.
 
2013-05-01 02:19:02 PM  
So funny, to me, that the media was all about this being done by some right wing white Christian types in the first days.  Now that it's pretty much been confirmed that this was Muslim extremist immigrants, we need to take our time and make sure not to jump to any conclusions about who did it and what their motives were.

Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.
 
2013-05-01 02:19:44 PM  

what_now: If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.


I think the particular bug that is up the Feds' asses on this one isn't so much that they followed a request their friends made, it's that they lied to the cops/FBI the first time they were asked about it.

que.guero: And yet the Saudi national possibly involved enjoyed a first class seat on an Emirates flight back home.


Take your innuendo and racism right the fark back to Communist Russia, farkhead.
 
2013-05-01 02:21:24 PM  
Do they have any oil?
 
2013-05-01 02:22:36 PM  

Dr Dreidel: que.guero: And yet the Saudi national possibly involved enjoyed a first class seat on an Emirates flight back home.

Take your innuendo and racism right the fark back to Communist Russia, farkhead.


This.
 
2013-05-01 02:23:16 PM  
Boston just wants a reason to cancel the Bruins/Leafs game tonight. What's more embarassing? Having 2 little punks bomb your city when multiple governments warned about them or the Maple Leafs kicking the shiat out of your beloved hockey team in your barn?
 
2013-05-01 02:23:48 PM  
This just in on CNN:  Ashleigh Banfield still hot
 
2013-05-01 02:24:31 PM  
So they're dudes?

With the "Terrorista #1" plates on the BMW, I just assumed they were chicks.
 
2013-05-01 02:24:44 PM  
FBI and Homeland Security agents wearing hazmat suits descended on the students' neighborhood on Monday and searched their apartment, according to media reports in New Bedford.

FBI. Homeland Security. = Paranoia.
 
2013-05-01 02:25:13 PM  

que.guero: And yet the Saudi national possibly involved enjoyed a first class seat on an Emirates flight back home.


Did that guy ever actually get deported?
 
2013-05-01 02:28:35 PM  

theknuckler_33: que.guero: And yet the Saudi national possibly involved enjoyed a first class seat on an Emirates flight back home.

Did that guy ever actually get deported?


He was deported. Final destination: locked in Glenn Becks dungeony cellar. Awaiting that New York Republican to arrive to admimister les torture
 
2013-05-01 02:28:49 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Satanic_Hamster: Probably had model rockets and bam, they're terrorists.

That's what a terrorist would say...


Who needs model rocket engines?  :0

i58.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 02:29:03 PM  

socodog: So funny, to me, that the media was all about this being done by some right wing white Christian types in the first days.  Now that it's pretty much been confirmed that this was Muslim extremist immigrants, we need to take our time and make sure not to jump to any conclusions about who did it and what their motives were.

Sorry, liberal racists; it wasn't Jed from Flyover County.


No. No it wasn't.
 
2013-05-01 02:30:03 PM  

Dr Dreidel: what_now: If you were 19, and your buddy said "hey, can you go to my room and find my laptop and wipe it clean" you may actually do it, thinking the kid had been caught downloading Game of Thrones or something. I'll wait to see what sort of info the kids had about this before passing judgement.

I think the particular bug that is up the Feds' asses on this one isn't so much that they followed a request their friends made, it's that they lied to the cops/FBI the first time they were asked about it.

que.guero: And yet the Saudi national possibly involved enjoyed a first class seat on an Emirates flight back home.

Take your innuendo and racism right the fark back to Communist Russia, farkhead.


Oh yeah- they're farking screwed. My point was, I don't YET want to throw these idiots in a dark hole until I get some information that they knowingly tried to help a terrorist escape.
 
2013-05-01 02:30:52 PM  

lennavan: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Which is why I thought saying "a middle eastern SOUNDING country" might be funny.


Looking a bit closer, Kazakhstan is considered more Central Asian than it is of the Caucuses.

/ now on the look out for shifty looking Central Asians...
 
2013-05-01 02:30:59 PM  
I bet Tsarnaevs ringtone is Crazy Kids by Ke$ha

Hello, wherever you are
Are you dancing on the dance floor or drinking by the bar?
Tonight we do it big, and shine like stars
We don't give a fark cause that's just who we are
And we are, we are we are, we are we are
The crazy kids, them crazy, them crazy kids
And we are, we are we are, we are we are
The crazy kids, we are the
We are the crazy people
 
2013-05-01 02:31:47 PM  

I_C_Weener: So, these brilliant people helped the bombers "after the fact"?  After they knew that there were thousands of cameras showing the place where this occurred.  After they knew the bombers' admitted to being the bombers.

Wow.  Just wow.


Their name is mud.
 
2013-05-01 02:32:35 PM  

TomD9938: lennavan: TomD9938: lennavan: All we know right now is these are students from a middle eastern sounding country

Kazakhstan being in The Caucasus, it would appear the profiling you're pointing out is a profiling of Caucasians.

Maybe these new guys are the tax day protesters we were assured were behind all this.

Which is why I thought saying "a middle eastern SOUNDING country" might be funny.

Looking a bit closer, Kazakhstan is considered more Central Asian than it is of the Caucuses.

/ now on the look out for shifty looking Central Asians...


It's amazing how these hairs get split, isn't it?  Kind of like how George Zimmerman is a "white Hispanic", a term you probably won't hear again until Marco Rubio runs for President.

Identity politics is so tedious.

/White hispanic
 
2013-05-01 02:32:38 PM  

what_now: Yeah- but again your not a 19 year old kid. Pick a random friend of yours. See that guy? Now, do you think he would set off explosions in a public place? Yes or no?

If yes, wtf is this guy your friend?


Well, I'm probably the wrong person to ask about that. I'm an Iraq vet, and it's not too great of a stretch of the imagination for me to imagine one of my friends setting off a public explosion in order to make a statement about, say, the VA's mental health care for returning Soldiers or similar.

Of course, now that I think about it, the person I know with the combination of improvised explosive skills and historical knowledge of message bombings is... me. I'd pull an IRA, though, and call ahead, warning people to avoid the area.

But even more than that, I don't think living the type of life where you never make at least one friend who you'd think was capable of setting off explosives in public sounds interesting.
 
2013-05-01 02:34:26 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Stone Meadow: Overstayed their visas? Yeah, that's TOTALLY a connection to the bombings. Fark.

You know who else overstayed their visa?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 287x336]


Another white guy.  Unbelievable.
 
2013-05-01 02:35:13 PM  

ontariolightning: Boston just wants a reason to cancel the Bruins/Leafs game tonight. What's more embarassing? Having 2 little punks bomb your city when multiple governments warned about them or the Maple Leafs kicking the shiat out of your beloved hockey team in your barn?


FARK YOU!!!!!!

THE CUP IS OURS NOW STFU AND GTFO BACK TO CANUCKISTAN!!!!!
 
2013-05-01 02:35:25 PM  
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it's length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!"

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 02:36:20 PM  

lennavan: FLMountainMan: lennavan: accelerus: now if only we could collect up every other person that's violating their visa or is here illegally - we could free up quite a lot of social services for actual citizens.

You do of course realize, the amount of money you would have to spend to do this would exceed the amount of money you would save, right?

Citation?

/Works in human services.

Citation provided -   http://www.cbo.gov/publication/41645


Are you sure that's what you wanted to cite?  That contradicts your argument.  And honestly, I'm open to the fact that your argument may be right, but I'm less so after reading that report you cited.
 
2013-05-01 02:39:49 PM  

FrancoFile: Probably accessories after the fact.  Helped Joker dispose of laptop, bomb-making gear, etc.


They were. There were several threads already started before this one where that was established.

Sounds like they raided his room for his shiat, and then lied about it.
We'll see. At least the farknuts finally have an actual conspiracy to talk about.
 
2013-05-01 02:43:38 PM  

cretinbob: FrancoFile: Probably accessories after the fact.  Helped Joker dispose of laptop, bomb-making gear, etc.

They were. There were several threads already started before this one where that was established.

Sounds like they raided his room for his shiat, and then lied about it.
We'll see. At least the farknuts finally have an actual conspiracy to talk about.


Have they figured out how much welfare these guys and their entire families and friends circle collected over their lifetimes yet?
 
2013-05-01 02:44:24 PM  
The men allegedly recognized Dzhokhar, 19, from video of the bombing scene released by the FBI and went to his dorm room at the University of Massachusetts-Dartmouth, where they were let in by his roommate.
The trio spotted a backpack containing fireworks that had been emptied of their explosive powder and decided to take it, according to a criminal complaint. They also took a laptop because they didn't want to arouse the roommate's suspicions about the backpack, the complaint said.
There was no indication the three men had any prior knowledge of the bombing.



He texted them saying " go to my dorm room, take anything you want lol"


and one of those things was a jar of vaseline.

This was before they named him as a suspect.
 
2013-05-01 02:45:27 PM  

FLMountainMan: Are you sure that's what you wanted to cite? That contradicts your argument.


No, it actually doesn't.  You should actually read it.

FLMountainMan: And honestly, I'm open to the fact that your argument may be right, but I'm less so after reading that report you cited.


Honestly, I'm open to discussion.  But I mean, put yourself in my shoes - I cited something that clearly demonstrated the cost of illegal immigrants is negligible and in the case of Texas, they actually get more in taxes than they spend on services.  It hammers my argument home without even having to discuss how expensive it would be to round up all illegals, that's how farking strong it was.  Clearly you didn't read it.  You asked for a citation, I gave it and you just ignored it.  So what do I do?  You're just not interested in honest discussion.
 
2013-05-01 02:46:23 PM  

I_C_Weener: After they knew the bombers' admitted to being the bombers.


before they were even named as suspects.
 
2013-05-01 02:47:32 PM  
That's.... "Very nice!!" subby.
 
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