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(Salon)   Do you like Elizabeth Colbert Busch? What if I told you she was sleeping with your husband?   (salon.com) divider line 174
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2013-05-01 12:39:22 PM
That's just ... creepy.
 
2013-05-01 12:40:52 PM
I have a husband?
 
2013-05-01 12:45:11 PM
If I had a husband, I'd be disappointed to find out he's straight.
 
2013-05-01 12:45:15 PM

JerseyTim: I have a husband?


Sorry sir... What if I told you she was sleeping with your wife?
 
2013-05-01 12:49:02 PM
What if I told you she was related to a hardcore thespian?
 
2013-05-01 12:56:17 PM
Whoever came up with this idea didn't think it through. They've just handed some choice comedic red meat to her little brother.

You know, the comedian who has a national TV audience.
 
2013-05-01 12:56:59 PM

JerseyTim: I have a husband?


The GOP tried to warn us this would happen.  One minute, we're repealing DADT, and the next thing you know, we're all suddenly gay married.  Don't feel bad though, it could be worse.  You could have been forced to gay marry a turtle.
 
2013-05-01 01:00:01 PM

FloydA: JerseyTim: I have a husband?

The GOP tried to warn us this would happen.  One minute, we're repealing DADT, and the next thing you know, we're all suddenly gay married.  Don't feel bad though, it could be worse.  You could have been forced to gay marry a turtle.


MADDOG; McConnell Anti-Discrimination, Deviance Over Genetics act
 
2013-05-01 01:00:20 PM
I'd like to hear more about this husband of mine...
 
2013-05-01 01:02:24 PM

FloydA: JerseyTim: I have a husband?

The GOP tried to warn us this would happen.  One minute, we're repealing DADT, and the next thing you know, we're all suddenly gay married.  Don't feel bad though, it could be worse.  You could have been forced to gay marry a turtle.


That's what happened to me :(  Turtles are terrible lovers.
 
2013-05-01 01:05:56 PM

FloydA: JerseyTim: I have a husband?

The GOP tried to warn us this would happen.  One minute, we're repealing DADT, and the next thing you know, we're all suddenly gay married.  Don't feel bad though, it could be worse.  You could have been forced to gay marry a turtle.


And my husband is straight cheating on me.

DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!
 
2013-05-01 01:16:48 PM
Hey, the GOP is just playing to their strengths:  unmitigated evil and lack of shame.
 
2013-05-01 01:18:11 PM

Aarontology: If I had a husband, I'd be disappointed to find out he's straight.


Don't jump to conclusions.  He could just be really slutty.
 
2013-05-01 01:37:18 PM
"If there's push polling going on it isn't coming from us," a Sanford spokesman told FITS News.

Of course not.  There's no relation, at all.  Someone out of the blue is doing this.  Has nothing to do with the lying, cheating scumbag who was recently popped for trespassing at his ex-wife's house in violation of a court order, and who used taxpayer money to fly to goddamn Argentina to bang his mistress instead of being with his family on Father's Day.
 
2013-05-01 01:39:33 PM

ginandbacon: I'd like to hear more about this husband of mine...


Me too! My imaginary husband, I mean...

Hey Vern, I would never sleep with that biatch. You're the only one for me.
 
2013-05-01 01:40:51 PM
Damnit, my imaginary husband was supposed to be in that post above.

img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-05-01 01:42:54 PM

vernonFL: Damnit, my imaginary husband was supposed to be in that post above.

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


Is sharing an option?
 
2013-05-01 01:44:02 PM

nekom: FloydA: JerseyTim: I have a husband?

The GOP tried to warn us this would happen.  One minute, we're repealing DADT, and the next thing you know, we're all suddenly gay married.  Don't feel bad though, it could be worse.  You could have been forced to gay marry a turtle.

That's what happened to me :(  Turtles are terrible lovers.


It's sad, really.  They just lie on their backs, waving their legs in the air.
 
2013-05-01 01:44:10 PM
I don't have a husband, but my wife does. I guess I'd be okay with her sleeping with him.

/he'd be thinking about her brother the whole time, though, the fruity little starfarker
 
2013-05-01 01:46:39 PM
Are push polls illegal? Or just horrible?
 
2013-05-01 01:48:47 PM
are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?
 
2013-05-01 01:49:33 PM

DamnYankees: Are push polls illegal? Or just horrible?


I think it's in a grey area where you would have to prove defamation. It's not illegal under election law.

But I'm pulling this from memory and could be wrong.
 
2013-05-01 01:52:02 PM
FTFA: "If there's push polling going on it isn't coming from us," a Sanford spokesman told

BULLSHIAT!
 
2013-05-01 01:53:00 PM

SlothB77: are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?


facepalm
 
2013-05-01 01:59:46 PM

mrshowrules: SlothB77: are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?

facepalm


Would you be more sympathetic to  SlothB77 if I told he suffered severe brain trauma in an accident?
 
2013-05-01 02:00:02 PM

gilgigamesh: Whoever came up with this idea didn't think it through. They've just handed some choice comedic red meat to her little brother.

You know, the comedian who has a national TV audience.


doubt he can address it without violating campaign laws.
 
2013-05-01 02:07:37 PM

FlashHarry: gilgigamesh: Whoever came up with this idea didn't think it through. They've just handed some choice comedic red meat to her little brother.

You know, the comedian who has a national TV audience.

doubt he can address it without violating campaign laws.


"did you hear about the opponent of the sister of a tv celebrity? would you think he's a douche if i told you he beat his ex-wife?"
i don't see any campaign violations there....
 
2013-05-01 02:13:08 PM

Diogenes: mrshowrules: SlothB77: are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?

facepalm

Would you be more sympathetic to  SlothB77 if I told he suffered severe brain trauma in an accident?


He's just asking questions.
 
2013-05-01 02:18:39 PM

Diogenes: Aarontology: If I had a husband, I'd be disappointed to find out he's straight.

Don't jump to conclusions.  He could just be really slutty.


THAT'S NOT THE IMAGINARY MAN I FAKE MARRIED.
 
2013-05-01 02:40:42 PM

Diogenes: mrshowrules: SlothB77: are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?

facepalm

Would you be more sympathetic to  SlothB77 if I told he suffered severe brain trauma in an accident?


Within the past hour?
 
2013-05-01 02:44:43 PM
i191.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 02:52:37 PM

SlothB77: are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?


How do you manage to pack so much weapons grade stupid in a single post?

Just asking questions ...
 
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2013-05-01 03:01:01 PM
What if I told you Elizabeth Colbert Busch liked to hike the Appalachian trail?
 
2013-05-01 03:05:09 PM
did she actually have an abortion?

nice "post"
 
2013-05-01 03:16:10 PM
"What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if I told you she was seventeen feet tall?"
 
2013-05-01 03:16:20 PM

make me some tea: That's just ... creepy.


Yes, but there's a lot of creeps in office.
 
2013-05-01 03:18:12 PM
"I would call you a lying jack of shiat.. next question?"
 
2013-05-01 03:21:33 PM
Do these even work anymore? What's the demographics on landlines again?
 
2013-05-01 03:21:37 PM
I'm gay?
 
2013-05-01 03:21:40 PM

DamnYankees: Are push polls illegal? Or just horrible?


I think it falls into the same loophole the (fox) news networks use, where it's legal as long as you're just asking questions.
 
2013-05-01 03:21:49 PM

SlothB77: are these things true?  did she actually have an abortion?  Did she actually spend time in jail?


do you think they would ask it in a question form if it were true?
 
2013-05-01 03:22:15 PM
What would you think of Mark Sanford if I told you he was a member of Al-Queda?

What would you think of Mark Sanford if I told you he killed and ate his first child.

What would you think of Mark Sandford if I told you his mother was impregnated with Adolf Hitler's frozen sperm?
 
2013-05-01 03:23:02 PM

neritz: [i191.photobucket.com image 605x328]


That's awesome.  God bless America.
 
2013-05-01 03:23:15 PM
Sen. McCain leaps to her defense! ... I said "Sen. McCain leaps to her defense!"

/Senator??
//must be hanging around with his black love child
 
2013-05-01 03:23:24 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: nekom: FloydA: JerseyTim: I have a husband?

The GOP tried to warn us this would happen.  One minute, we're repealing DADT, and the next thing you know, we're all suddenly gay married.  Don't feel bad though, it could be worse.  You could have been forced to gay marry a turtle.

That's what happened to me :(  Turtles are terrible lovers.

It's sad, really.  They just lie on their backs, waving their legs in the air.


heaven forbid the come out of their shell

/ewww
 
2013-05-01 03:23:50 PM
This is politics as usual in Derpistan.  They've pulled this kind of crap on fellow Republicans too.  Absolutely shameless.
 
2013-05-01 03:24:04 PM
"What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if I told you that after she got pregnant, she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak? Oh, and the afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms. "
 
2013-05-01 03:24:59 PM
To be honest, who hasn't slept with my husband!
 
2013-05-01 03:25:03 PM
"What would you think of Elizabeth Colbert Busch if she gave birth to a black baby while imprisoned in Saigon?"
 
2013-05-01 03:25:04 PM
i1184.photobucket.com
 
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