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(Yahoo)   Authoritarian leader of Turkmenistan tries to hide horse ride face-plant from public, act shall now be known worldwide as "pulling a Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2013-05-01 11:12:49 AM
His name is worth 50 points in Scrabble before the bonus tiles. He can do what he damn well pleases.
 
2013-05-01 11:26:56 AM
Will his Khalessi stay by his side?
 
2013-05-01 11:43:41 AM
collider.com
 
2013-05-01 12:15:47 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: His name is worth 50 points in Scrabble before the bonus tiles. He can do what he damn well pleases.


Pfft, everyone knows you can't use proper nouns in Scrabble

/Quivecs
 
2013-05-01 12:27:46 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-05-01 12:28:03 PM
Pooty Poot, he ain't.
 
2013-05-01 12:28:48 PM
Listen to me as I am the person who is the closest of personal friends to President Gurbanguli Birdymushinmoltovcoctailovav I wish for saying that he did not actually to the falling from the horse but instead was doing the demonstration of the toughness of he.  For the example you might know the situations called the Toughest Mudders.  If you have the Facebook.com website profile such as is had by me you probably get the status updates from each and every friend who somehow believes this is the issue upon which is worth bragging about on the Facebook.com website when it is in fact not this.  If you have not seen the claim of this then the reason for this situation is that you have the friends who are bigger persons upon which probably have the disorder of the thyroid.  If you know anything about the Turkmen Superhero People then you would have awareness that this is simply the version of the tough mudder and that is the just fall off of different objects.  This is not unique to the culture of these individuals.  For the example:

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So what was happening for President G. Bird as he is called by those of us in the inner most circling of trust of he is that he was just demonstrating to the people of he his skills at the manhood falling but then the advisers of he said G BIRD IN THE TURKIZZIE DON'T BE SHOWIN' DEM DAT 'CAUSE DEY MIGHT TRY AND HURT DEMSELVES.  And you know what they were the correct individuals.  Listen if you are not the person who has the toughness of President G. Bird then you should not do the trial of this at the homeroom class.  As the example of the other things done by this individual consider that he has wrestled the bear and also has gone 48 days without the food or water just because he can do this.

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G. Bird does the frowning on the misinformation presented in the headline and article of this.  I just wished for correction.
 
2013-05-01 12:30:02 PM
You know, that's funny. The last time I pulled my Gurbanguli, I shouted "Berdymukhamedov!" Must be pure coincidence.

Now, back to the first draft of my novel...Whore and Piece.
 
2013-05-01 12:32:27 PM
Isn't this the same damn country where a ton of shiat was renamed for no other reason than their leader said so like including bread and months?
 
2013-05-01 12:33:39 PM

A Terrible Human: Isn't this the same damn country where a ton of shiat was renamed for no other reason than their leader said so like including bread and months?


There were many reasons for this that are merely not something that can be understood by the individual who is not part of this country or of Best Korea so if you wish for judgment then take the moral relatives but not siblings away from this location.
 
2013-05-01 12:34:33 PM
There was a grenade.  He threw himself on the grenade to save the horse.  Then rode on to win the race.  Several women in the audience became pregnant just in witnessing his incredible act of manliness.
 
2013-05-01 12:35:16 PM
He's leading and the other riders are intentionally losing by a length but then he falls and for a second they're obviously confused.
 
2013-05-01 12:35:17 PM

meow said the dog: A Terrible Human: Isn't this the same damn country where a ton of shiat was renamed for no other reason than their leader said so like including bread and months?

There were many reasons for this that are merely not something that can be understood by the individual who is not part of this country or of Best Korea so if you wish for judgment then take the moral relatives but not siblings away from this location.


LAUGHTER OL wtf?
 
2013-05-01 12:37:28 PM
Gurpgork
 
2013-05-01 12:37:38 PM
I thought it was already called "The superman"
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2013-05-01 12:37:56 PM
A doctor once asked me if I had ever pulled my groin. I said, everyday sometimes more than once. He looked at me very puzzled and walked away. I don't think I uderstood the question.
 
2013-05-01 12:38:24 PM

OnlyM3: I thought it was already called "The superman"
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Oh hello do you see the fruit there upon which is low hanging?
 
2013-05-01 12:39:33 PM
Im suprised they didnt come out with a story about how the horse was drugged and only a man like him could have stayed on it so long or someone shot the horse.
 
2013-05-01 12:42:00 PM
Er, could we just shorten it a bit to a more manageable, pulling a GurbanguliBerdy, please?
 
2013-05-01 12:43:28 PM
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2013-05-01 12:45:15 PM
Aladeen MOTHERfarkER
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2013-05-01 12:45:27 PM

groppet: Im suprised they didnt come out with a story about how the horse was drugged and only a man like him could have stayed on it so long or someone shot the horse.


Better just to pretend the whole thing never happened, just like Germany circa 1940-45.

/We were on vacation!
//The whole country?
///Yes. All of us on vacation!!!
 
2013-05-01 12:46:21 PM

A Terrible Human: Isn't this the same damn country where a ton of shiat was renamed for no other reason than their leader said so like including bread and months?


Yeah. It was featured in an episode of Archer. Funny shiat.
 
2013-05-01 12:46:51 PM

the_sidewinder: Gurpgork


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Gorp Gork?
 
2013-05-01 12:47:25 PM
Yes, every time I see someone fall from there horse I'm going to say:  "Look!  That guy just totally pulled a Gurgly Birdiemuckyhamdove!"  Then there will be much laughter amongst my brethren, as they will all understand such an obvious reference.
 
2013-05-01 12:47:53 PM

TommyJReed: the_sidewinder: Gurpgork

[www.foodsubs.com image 389x323]
Gurp Gork?


FTFM
 
2013-05-01 12:48:24 PM
*thier*

/dammit
 
2013-05-01 12:49:04 PM
*their, even*
 
2013-05-01 12:50:28 PM
Happy to see the pictures of breads and snakes are already here.
No calenders yet?
 
2013-05-01 12:55:21 PM

El Dudereno: Yeah. It was featured in an episode of Archer. Funny shiat.


That was the episode where he got bit in the taint by the snake,right? I had read about it before that in one of those Uncle John's bathroom reader books.
 
2013-05-01 12:56:00 PM
I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
 
2013-05-01 12:58:25 PM
"Effortlessly competent"? I LOL'd at the thought of a leader of a country with 60% unemployment describing himself in such terms.

I'll take an isle seat please...
 
2013-05-01 12:58:59 PM
Do you ever listen to  Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov? "Bing bong, bing, bang bang." You know?
 
2013-05-01 01:00:22 PM

A Terrible Human: I had read about it before that in one of those Uncle John's bathroom reader books.


Oh dear with how I worded that it makes it seem like I read about someone getting bit in the taint by a snake.
 
2013-05-01 01:02:13 PM
www.screamingpickle.com
 
2013-05-01 01:02:37 PM
The only thing I know about  Turkmenistan is that the gateway to Hell is there:

i.dailymail.co.uk

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2013-05-01 01:02:53 PM
Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov?

That name would never fly in Kiwiland.

/not obscure on Fark this morning
 
2013-05-01 01:09:06 PM
execute that horse!  It is a traitor to the nation!
 
2013-05-01 01:09:28 PM
The choreographed winning of the race - the nearest challenger was obviously throttling back his mount in the home stretch - the media censorship and the reported tough security response at the airport all reflect Turkmenistan's two decades of stifling authoritarianism.


Another Putin protege.
 
2013-05-01 01:10:47 PM
Pulling a Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov what? The ground?
 
2013-05-01 01:13:55 PM

Langdon Alger: A doctor once asked me if I had ever pulled my groin. I said, everyday sometimes more than once. He looked at me very puzzled and walked away. I don't think I uderstood the question.


That's spelled "udderstood".
 
2013-05-01 01:25:15 PM
Akhal-Teke's are intersting looking horses.  Some of them have snake eyes.
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Others have metallic coats
www.horsenation.com
www.horsenation.com
 They're all skinny as fark though.
 
2013-05-01 01:25:37 PM

meow said the dog: President G. Bird


Awesome.
 
2013-05-01 01:26:03 PM
Turkmenistan to U.S. - "We did not order these pizzas."
 
2013-05-01 01:30:14 PM
Says "he reappeared about half an hour later to accept the winner's prize - about $11 million"

The ambulance must have beat the other other horses to the finish.
 
2013-05-01 01:41:04 PM

TommyJReed: TommyJReed: the_sidewinder: Gurpgork

[www.foodsubs.com image 389x323]
Gurp Gork?

FTFM


GURPS Ankh-Morpork?
www.lspace.org
 
2013-05-01 01:42:09 PM

PapaChester: Another Putin protege.


The crap in Turkmenistan predates Putin by quite a bit, as well as outdoes him by an order of magnitude.
 
2013-05-01 01:47:00 PM

swahnhennessy: PapaChester: Another Putin protege.

The crap in Turkmenistan predates Putin by quite a bit, as well as outdoes him by an order of magnitude.


Truly. But Putin transcends time and space. He is something akin to a 4th dimensional, narcissistic dictator.

And...GURPS.....ha!
 
2013-05-01 01:50:56 PM
His subjects expect no less.
 
2013-05-01 01:52:02 PM

PapaChester: Truly. But Putin transcends time and space. He is something akin to a 4th dimensional, narcissistic dictator.


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