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(Celebslam)   Amanda Bynes officially has control of all the acting money she made as a kid that her parents put aside for her. This should be interesting   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 136
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2013-05-01 10:50:39 AM  
How soon till she's posing for Playboy?
 
2013-05-01 10:56:15 AM  

SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?


How much money does she have? Six mil?

December at the latest, as long as she doesn't contract out to do a photo spread for Afterlife Weekly.
 
2013-05-01 11:13:46 AM  
I like my women a little on the trashy side.
 
2013-05-01 11:16:29 AM  
Burn out in three....two.....one....
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-01 11:23:13 AM  
The phrase her parents needed to hear ten years ago: "spendthrift trust."
 
2013-05-01 11:46:19 AM  
Great...now I have to rethink my dead pool.
 
2013-05-01 11:48:47 AM  
wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?
 
2013-05-01 11:53:53 AM  

SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?


My guess is that they kept it from her because of those past several years.
 
2013-05-01 12:08:02 PM  

PainInTheASP: SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?

My guess is that they kept it from her because of those past several years.


if I were them, and I am looking out for her long-term financial well-being, then I would try everything i can to keep her from getting at that money until she wised up.  Legally, its hers at 18 and she can do whatever she wants with it, right?  Maybe she was just ignorant of the law.  Maybe she just listened to her parents and let them watch it.  This money should expedite her freefall nicely, though.

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2013-05-01 12:10:52 PM  
Jaime Spears, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
 
2013-05-01 12:13:12 PM  
I give it a week, tops, before she's back in the news for a fatal OD.
 
2013-05-01 12:13:24 PM  
Interracial prOn in 3...
 
2013-05-01 12:15:59 PM  
The parents tried to do what was best for her...now that she's on her own, she's falling apart...money and insanity don't mix well.
 
2013-05-01 12:18:40 PM  

SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?


If it was put into a trust, it will depend on the terms of the trust.
 
2013-05-01 12:19:01 PM  
Now she'll be able to pay a pro, like Shane Diesel, to murder her vagina.
 
2013-05-01 12:19:10 PM  

SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy Fish and Game Monthly?



ftfy
 
2013-05-01 12:20:23 PM  
I still don't know who this person is (outside of "that chick with the forced metal dimples") but I'm sure it will only be a matter of weeks before I am subsumed into the gelatinous blob of mediacracy and be fully Biebered, if you will.
 
2013-05-01 12:26:03 PM  

minoridiot: SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?

If it was put into a trust, it will depend on the terms of the trust.


Yeah terms of trusts can be weird like the person has to finish college to get it. I think there was a fark story about a woman suing to get all of her trust money becuase she couldnt live off the IIRC $7000 a month for the rest of her life.
 
2013-05-01 12:26:40 PM  
Well, there's going to be an awesome party, followed by an explanation from some lawyers and accountants explaining that the residuals from her past work won't really make her that much money.  Honestly, how big are those residual checks from "What I Like About You" going to be when the network that is airing those reruns is a network aimed at older teenagers, and the reruns air at 2am?
 
2013-05-01 12:30:38 PM  

SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?


Girl on girl porn with Lohan?
 
2013-05-01 12:36:15 PM  
She can buy a lot of bath salts with that kinda money.
 
2013-05-01 12:43:40 PM  
My God, she's ugly.
 
2013-05-01 12:51:57 PM  

doczoidberg: My God, she's ugly.


Her style of dress is so...odd and seemingly ill-fitting, I can't even tell. The cheek piercings don't help, either.
 
2013-05-01 12:54:56 PM  
I kind of envy the idea that the next six months are going to be an incredible blur, if she survives it that is.
 
2013-05-01 12:55:14 PM  
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2013-05-01 12:56:10 PM  
shiat is about to get real.
 
2013-05-01 12:57:44 PM  

iron_city_ap: shiat is about to get real.


Thought Amanda's vagina as the black man took off his pants.
 
2013-05-01 12:58:15 PM  
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2013-05-01 01:02:11 PM  
She looks like a little girl wearing her mommy's shoes.
 
2013-05-01 01:02:47 PM  

minoridiot: SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?

If it was put into a trust, it will depend on the terms of the trust.


TFA says it was tied up in investments. If it were put into long term CDs or other maturing investments they may have just now gotten to maturity or she finally convinced them to pay the penalties for early withdrawal.

But you know it's going to be pretty bad when paparazzi places are saying it's going to be ugly.
 
2013-05-01 01:03:23 PM  

aevorea: I give it a week, tops, before she's back in the news for a fatal OD.


Calm your horses. She's nowhere near even Lindsay Lohan levels now.
 
2013-05-01 01:04:26 PM  

SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?


Bynes' parents and lawyers funneled her earnings into investments, she is demanding those accounts  liquefied.
 
2013-05-01 01:04:32 PM  

SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?


not long judging by her twitter feed.  d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2013-05-01 01:06:05 PM  

SlothB77: PainInTheASP: SlothB77: wait, why wasn't she entitled to this money several years ago?  isn't she like 26 or 27?

My guess is that they kept it from her because of those past several years.

if I were them, and I am looking out for her long-term financial well-being, then I would try everything i can to keep her from getting at that money until she wised up.


In my experience, there is no such thing as naturally wising up...  Young people are naive.  They think they know whats best.  Why would they change in their mind in lieu of any data to the contrary of their line of thinking?   For her to wise up, she actually HAS to lose all her money...  That will be her wakeup call.   Sorta like those guys in AA meeting who tell you the story about hitting rock bottom.
 
2013-05-01 01:07:58 PM  
I like the other article about her currently running in the Daily Fail...y'know, the one where she takes racey pics of herself in lacy underwear?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2317470/Troubled-starle t- Amanda-Bynes-uploads-lascivious-pictures-wearing-skimpy-lingerie-worry ing-behaviour-continues.html
 
2013-05-01 01:09:20 PM  

olapbill: SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?

not long judging by her twitter feed.  [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 279x1024]


Damnation dude....ya beat me to it.

/shakes tiny fist for once again being scooped
 
2013-05-01 01:15:25 PM  

olapbill: SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?

not long judging by her twitter feed.  [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 279x1024]


Woah, didn't know she had such a large rack
 
2013-05-01 01:16:16 PM  
YAY!!!!

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2013-05-01 01:17:51 PM  
Oh God, I just realized she's gone both full Brittany and full Lohan!
 
2013-05-01 01:23:03 PM  
Eight ball weekend here she comes.
 
2013-05-01 01:25:34 PM  

olapbill: SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?

not long judging by her twitter feed.  [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 279x1024]


So those are new, right?
 
2013-05-01 01:26:27 PM  

oldernell: I like my women a little on the trashy side.


Perhaps you will get lucky and be the first one to find her body in the dumpster.
 
kab
2013-05-01 01:35:16 PM  
She earned every cent of it, she should be able to do exactly what she wants with it.   The last thing she needs is financial advice from the unwashed masses.  If their methods were sound, they'd be rich too.
 
2013-05-01 01:35:44 PM  
I'm amazed she actually had money to get.  It's rare that parents of child stars actually look out for the wellbeing of their kids.
 
2013-05-01 01:35:44 PM  
Wait, wasn't she banging her agent when she was still under age?  I think it was her?  During an interview they asked her if she was seeing anyone, and she said she wasn't supposed to talk about it but she was dating some 30 year old guy and she was 14 a the time.
 
2013-05-01 01:39:12 PM  
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Now we must take a moment to remember what was lost.
 
2013-05-01 01:46:51 PM  

slayer199: The parents tried to do what was best for her...now that she's on her own, she's falling apart...money and insanity don't mix well.


They weren't doing what was best for her when they let her be a child star. How many of those end up well adjusted, the UK kids from Harry Potter excluded?
 
2013-05-01 01:47:01 PM  

SilentStrider: How soon till she's posing for Playboy?


She's quickly heading into the Dana Plato zone.
 
2013-05-01 01:51:42 PM  
Just in time to join Club 27.  Her birthday was a month ago.
 
2013-05-01 01:54:21 PM  
That bag and those shoes are hideous.
 
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