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(Reuters)   Hedge funds betting that French bond market will surrender - Fark section de Enterprise France tiercé complète   (reuters.com) divider line 8
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2013-05-01 12:36:15 PM
Considering that hedge fund have been getting shiat returns lately (even before their huge expenses), is there a way to short hedge funds?
 
2013-05-01 12:56:53 PM
Oh, don't get distracted too soon, idiots of Fark.

The Real story is here

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/everything-is-rigged-the-b ig gest-financial-scandal-yet-20130425?hatersgonnahate

It was on here briefly under a misleading headline involving american idol and other key words to get you retards to click it. Right before you idiots accidentally learned something, the comments section gets closed at 112 comments.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7720583/Just-like-American-Idol-Dancing -w ith-Stars-Trading-Spaces-Americans-take-a-horrible-British-idea-someho w-make-it-even-more-disgusting?startid=83874360
 
2013-05-01 01:19:55 PM
Hmm, you could form a contrarian hedge fund that goes short the positions of all other hedge funds, which would gain when they lose.

But wait, then YOU'D be a hedge fund who'd presumably be expected to have shiat returns by nature of your hedge fundedness.

This is a tricky one.
 
2013-05-01 01:21:30 PM

Proximuscentauri: Oh, don't get distracted too soon, idiots of Fark.

The Real story is here

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/everything-is-rigged-the-b ig gest-financial-scandal-yet-20130425?hatersgonnahate

It was on here briefly under a misleading headline involving american idol and other key words to get you retards to click it. Right before you idiots accidentally learned something, the comments section gets closed at 112 comments.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7720583/Just-like-American-Idol-Dancing -w ith-Stars-Trading-Spaces-Americans-take-a-horrible-British-idea-someho w-make-it-even-more-disgusting?startid=83874360


2/10 - you can do better
 
2013-05-01 02:36:42 PM
I have to go idiot my idiot, idiotically.
 
2013-05-01 03:16:24 PM

Proximuscentauri: Oh, don't get distracted too soon, idiots of Fark.

The Real story is here

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/everything-is-rigged-the-b ig gest-financial-scandal-yet-20130425?hatersgonnahate

It was on here briefly under a misleading headline involving american idol and other key words to get you retards to click it. Right before you idiots accidentally learned something, the comments section gets closed at 112 comments.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7720583/Just-like-American-Idol-Dancing -w ith-Stars-Trading-Spaces-Americans-take-a-horrible-British-idea-someho w-make-it-even-more-disgusting?startid=83874360


But you think I'm a pretty bright guy, right?
 
2013-05-01 04:14:28 PM
Proximuscentauri:

How many threads are you going to spam with this?
 
2013-05-01 09:51:01 PM
Excellent work, subby.
 
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