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(NHL)   Tonight, the Canadian teams join the fray. Leafs/Bruins (7:00), Pens/Isles (7:30), and Canucks/Sharks (10:30). It's day 2 of your 2013 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Discussion Thread   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2013-05-01 11:05:10 PM  
/lots of uncalled penalties.  Doesn't really matter.  Sharks suck on the PP anyway
 
2013-05-01 11:05:30 PM  
Found this on GIS
hockeyindependent.com
 
2013-05-01 11:05:30 PM  

Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.



You know who will earn them.
 
2013-05-01 11:06:37 PM  

fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.


Les Habs tomorrow?
 
2013-05-01 11:07:30 PM  

LucklessWonder: fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.

Les Habs tomorrow?


Don't bother with him.
 
2013-05-01 11:08:01 PM  

fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.


ROY!  THE ANSWER IS ROY!  I KNOW THIS ONE SERIUOISSKTLY
 
2013-05-01 11:10:24 PM  
the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?
 
2013-05-01 11:12:04 PM  

craigzy: the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?


I especially appreciate the ref slapping the stick away before the faceoff.
 
2013-05-01 11:12:10 PM  

craigzy: the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?


If there's one thing you can expect it's inconsistent refs.
 
2013-05-01 11:12:54 PM  

fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.


I predict the Sedin sisters win gold in synchronized diving.
 
2013-05-01 11:13:08 PM  

BATMANATEE: I'm on your side, but living in FL doesn't really refute the redneck claim. Being sophisticated enough to support The Bruins does though.



Well, There are many different places in Florida, and some are about as non-redneck as a downtown Manhattan magazine kiosk or an office on Wall St..
Florida isn't filled with toothless wanker-idiots who constantly hunt for cheap ways to find meth and oxycontin...although that is a lucrative business in the "lesser" parts.

The "good areas" just like any city or country, are not the same as everything that is described by the idiots who get their directions wrong and end up in a neighborhodd where some homeless guy is offering to wash your windshield and suck your dick for a cheeseburger.
 
2013-05-01 11:14:42 PM  

change1211: LucklessWonder: fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.

Les Habs tomorrow?

Don't bother with him.


Aww...are you OL's alt?
 
2013-05-01 11:14:51 PM  
I just noticed that NBC can get their logo in the corner boards in Vancouver, but not TSN. Nice what a lot of money can do for you, eh?
 
2013-05-01 11:16:09 PM  
Ok sharks lets get this done
 
2013-05-01 11:16:16 PM  
Cool, the Sharks get another power play to not score on.
 
2013-05-01 11:16:30 PM  

fatalvenom: BATMANATEE: I'm on your side, but living in FL doesn't really refute the redneck claim. Being sophisticated enough to support The Bruins does though.


Well, There are many different places in Florida, and some are about as non-redneck as a downtown Manhattan magazine kiosk or an office on Wall St..
Florida isn't filled with toothless wanker-idiots who constantly hunt for cheap ways to find meth and oxycontin...although that is a lucrative business in the "lesser" parts.

The "good areas" just like any city or country, are not the same as everything that is described by the idiots who get their directions wrong and end up in a neighborhodd where some homeless guy is offering to wash your windshield and suck your dick for a cheeseburger.


cheap oxy?  LIES
 
2013-05-01 11:17:09 PM  

fatalvenom: There are many different places in Florida, and some are about as non-redneck as a downtown Manhattan magazine kiosk or an office on Wall St..


Rednecks are in every state. There are even outposts of Redneckistan in the Chicago area.

/right around the NW corner of the I-80/I-57 junction, you can almost hear the banjos
 
2013-05-01 11:17:31 PM  
One happy note for Leaf fans...
The future Leafs... Marlies are the first AHL team into the second round with their win tonight! Will Acton with the deflection goal in overtime... beat Rochester three straight.
 
2013-05-01 11:18:43 PM  
Is it just me or do the refs keep on getting in everyone's way?
 
2013-05-01 11:21:07 PM  

andychrist420: mediablitz: I'm shocked, SHOCKED the Sharks couldn't score on a power play in the playoffs.

Consistency is key.  Or something.


Having horrible 2011 Luongo flashbacks...
 
2013-05-01 11:21:18 PM  

change1211: Is it just me or do the refs keep on getting in everyone's way?


There's your answer.
 
2013-05-01 11:22:35 PM  
Xfinity is doubling the speed of two of its fastest internet tiers... so you can reach your bandwidth cap twice as fast!
 
2013-05-01 11:22:43 PM  

change1211: Is it just me or do the refs keep on getting in everyone's way?


That's what they do.  Those lazy players just need to go around them.
 
2013-05-01 11:24:28 PM  
OK...Sharks/Canucks 1st INT drunk report:

I'm fading fast. I fell for a few troll posts from OL. That should be the sober checkpoint for our SCP threads from here on out.

Going back to the garage to have a cig and refill my Tervis, and take a few sips of 'shine. I'm getting close to 10/10 mode.

I might not make it to the 3rd period.

We can make that determination when I start typing incoherently.
 
2013-05-01 11:24:38 PM  
also good news, the fark mail server is working again!
 
2013-05-01 11:25:37 PM  

Buck Henderson: craigzy: the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?

I especially appreciate the ref slapping the stick away before the faceoff.


I'm listening to the 'nuks feed on tunein while I watch at BWW. ALL the missed calls are benefitting the Sharks.
Better homers than div II football
 
2013-05-01 11:26:41 PM  

sno man: One happy note for Leaf fans...
The future Leafs... Marlies are the first AHL team into the second round with their win tonight! Will Acton with the deflection goal in overtime... beat Rochester three straight.


dammit
 
2013-05-01 11:26:44 PM  

fatalvenom: Flappyhead

Noted.


I hope you're not taking my posts as angry reactionary stuff btw.   I have to listen to bitter, insecure Senators fans complaining  all the time about "the refs let this team get away with blah blah blah so we didn't win the series" so I have a low tolerance whenever the issues of what did and did not get called is brought up.  Oh and next time you see Dave let him know my dad says he was a better skater than Howe.

/and your stray cat needs to be a photoshop contest.
 
2013-05-01 11:26:51 PM  

fatalvenom: OK...Sharks/Canucks 1st INT drunk report:

I'm fading fast. I fell for a few troll posts from OL. That should be the sober checkpoint for our SCP threads from here on out.

Going back to the garage to have a cig and refill my Tervis, and take a few sips of 'shine. I'm getting close to 10/10 mode.

I might not make it to the 3rd period.

We can make that determination when I start typing incoherently.


hang in there... I'm out for tonight, might check in tomorrow and will definitely be back Sat.
 
2013-05-01 11:27:02 PM  

sno man: also good news, the fark mail server is working again!


Hmmm. So I should do my biannual mail check?
 
2013-05-01 11:29:48 PM  

mediablitz: sno man: also good news, the fark mail server is working again!

Hmmm. So I should do my biannual mail check?


whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-05-01 11:31:45 PM  
Good luck whatever team. See you all tomorrow around 7pm... and who the f*ck puts a playoff game on around 12:30 in the afternoon? Sorry Rangers and Caps fans, cause that is stupid.
 
2013-05-01 11:32:49 PM  
OMG THAT farkING VOICEBOX biatch GET THE fark OFF MY TV I HATE YOU, I QUIT SMOKING YEARS AGO
 
2013-05-01 11:34:12 PM  

craigzy: OMG THAT farkING VOICEBOX biatch GET THE fark OFF MY TV I HATE YOU, I QUIT SMOKING YEARS AGO


Nonsmoker here (tobacco allergy is a blessing and a curse), but those CDC spots are pretty squicky.
 
2013-05-01 11:35:22 PM  

sno man: mediablitz: sno man: also good news, the fark mail server is working again!

Hmmm. So I should do my biannual mail check?

whatever floats your boat.


Dude. I left a really nice tip. Why do bitter?
 
2013-05-01 11:36:13 PM  
Damn, 4AM start means I got to turn in. I hope the game goes to OT for the hockey farkers to enjoy.

Also, I believe the Sharks are only 3 shots shy of tying the Leafs output tonight and they still have a minimum 40 minutes to play
 
2013-05-01 11:36:49 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead

Noted.

I hope you're not taking my posts as angry reactionary stuff btw.   I have to listen to bitter, insecure Senators fans complaining  all the time about "the refs let this team get away with blah blah blah so we didn't win the series" so I have a low tolerance whenever the issues of what did and did not get called is brought up.  Oh and next time you see Dave let him know my dad says he was a better skater than Howe.

/and your stray cat needs to be a photoshop contest.



Absolutely not, Sir. You're one of the good guys.

I'm creatively insufficent (drunk as a farking skunk, with no spelling/grammar cares).

I'll tell him about your father's comments about his skating...which from what I've seen in an old clip is like silk sliding on ice.

I find it hard to believe that I never faved you until now...but I got u under "leafs blue".

/and please do introduce my stray "Lefty" (because she is missing an ear from tagging) to the meme world.
//that would be hilarious
 
2013-05-01 11:40:35 PM  
ow
 
2013-05-01 11:40:43 PM  
damnit desjardin you fool!
 
2013-05-01 11:41:51 PM  
How was that a penalty?
 
2013-05-01 11:43:30 PM  

BATMANATEE: How was that a penalty?


Because Fark you, that's why.

These refs are awful.
 
2013-05-01 11:44:33 PM  
Looks like I didn't miss much so far and won't be missing much as I will be heading off in a few.

Goodnight, you princes of Fark, you kings of Hockey Threads.
 
2013-05-01 11:45:39 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead

Noted.

I hope you're not taking my posts as angry reactionary stuff btw.   I have to listen to bitter, insecure Senators fans complaining  all the time about "the refs let this team get away with blah blah blah so we didn't win the series" so I have a low tolerance whenever the issues of what did and did not get called is brought up.  Oh and next time you see Dave let him know my dad says he was a better skater than Howe.

/and your stray cat needs to be a photoshop contest.


Yea because whiny Leafs fans like yourself didn't piss and moan constantly during the Quinn Era. It was "We won despite the refs" or "We lost because of the refs".

Best thing about the past 10 years has been the silence come playoff time.

There's no whine like Leafs whine, go cry in your Gilmore jersey
 
2013-05-01 11:47:25 PM  
Hopefully this game doesn't go too late, I've only got enough Guinness for 1 OT.
 
2013-05-01 11:48:08 PM  
Jebus, that looked like too many man.
 
2013-05-01 11:48:28 PM  

andychrist420: BATMANATEE: How was that a penalty?

Because Fark you, that's why.

These refs are awful.


That's pretty much what I thought.
 
2013-05-01 11:54:07 PM  
Now those are the Canucks.
 
2013-05-01 11:54:17 PM  
 
2013-05-01 11:54:28 PM  
Hit right in the number, no call. F you refs
 
2013-05-01 11:54:31 PM  
Here's another one for you Flapps...crazy green eyes and all...

i1045.photobucket.com
 
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