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(NHL)   Tonight, the Canadian teams join the fray. Leafs/Bruins (7:00), Pens/Isles (7:30), and Canucks/Sharks (10:30). It's day 2 of your 2013 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Discussion Thread   (nhl.com) divider line 808
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2013-05-01 08:26:40 AM
Never bet on the white guy Leafs.
 
2013-05-01 08:29:23 AM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 08:32:10 AM
well this is early...

Okay Leaf fans, if you haven't seen this yet, the National Post Primer

/go leafs
 
2013-05-01 08:34:11 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-01 08:41:14 AM
Let's go Bruins!  Let's try to keep things going through the third period.
 
2013-05-01 08:49:39 AM
We're back! Wish we weren't playing the Pens, but we're back!

LET'S GO ISLANDERS!!
 
2013-05-01 09:21:09 AM
Good luck matching/beating the excitement of last night's games - Two OT games & one that looked like it might be heading that way right up to the last 20 seconds of the game.  One hell of a start of the playoff season.

While I don't care too much about the teams tonight I will have to root for the Islanders.  If they can somehow manage to take the series (ha!), it would be an upset for the ages.

/I do have to admit though that it would be nice to see a Bourque like handoff of The Cup to Iginla if the Pens take everything
 
2013-05-01 09:39:33 AM
God f*cking dammit!!

Last night's TV coverage was a total fiasco. F*cking CBC doing regional coverage between CHI/MIN (East) and LA/STL (West). F*cking morons!

Also, the game times weren't staggered by a half hour like usual.

I'm sure this was all covered in last night's thread, but I was too busy watching.

I used to defend CBC and their hockey coverage, but now I'm on board with the f*ck CBC crowd. Give it to Rogers and/or TSN.
 
2013-05-01 10:10:58 AM

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]


Thanks, Man!

Let's Go, Bruins!

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2013-05-01 10:12:30 AM
Honorary Islanders fan here. Fark the Penguins
 
2013-05-01 10:26:26 AM

keylock71: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]

Thanks, Man!

Let's Go, Bruins!


Anytime, sir! I was holding on to the freebies for Playoff Season :)

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 10:29:36 AM

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]



Thanks for the TF dude. I subbed another thread not realizing this one was here.

Anyhow, lets get this party started:

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2013-05-01 10:34:18 AM

Rev.K: God f*cking dammit!!

Last night's TV coverage was a total fiasco. F*cking CBC doing regional coverage between CHI/MIN (East) and LA/STL (West). F*cking morons!

Also, the game times weren't staggered by a half hour like usual.

I'm sure this was all covered in last night's thread, but I was too busy watching.

I used to defend CBC and their hockey coverage, but now I'm on board with the f*ck CBC crowd. Give it to Rogers and/or TSN.


They aren't even showing the Canucks in the first round this year, I haven't figured out where I can get a decent stream yet.
 
2013-05-01 10:35:58 AM
s.ngm.com
www.nothingbutpenguins.com
 
2013-05-01 10:39:43 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 10:42:49 AM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]


Thanks for the TF dude. I subbed another thread not realizing this one was here.

Anyhow, lets get this party started:


Anytime, dude!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 10:44:38 AM
change1211:
They aren't even showing the Canucks in the first round this year, I haven't figured out where I can get a decent stream yet.

If I were someone who didn't have TSN, I might google "tsn streaming live" and see if it brings up anything.  I'd scroll down to, like, the 10th link return and try that, or something.     But that's only theoretical.  I wouldn't actually nowwatchtvlive since I get TSN.
 
2013-05-01 10:45:56 AM
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This is going to be a tough series... Not optimistic considering the way the Bruins have played lately, but we'll see.
 
2013-05-01 10:54:00 AM

Rev.K: Last night's TV coverage was a total fiasco. F*cking CBC doing regional coverage between CHI/MIN (East) and LA/STL (West). F*cking morons!


The coverage in the L.A. area caused near aneurysms. Fox Sports West was carrying the Kings game and they decided to split screen with the Clippers/Grizzlies NBA game, which started during the OT period of Kings/Blues. Especially infuriating because the Clipper game was nationally televised on TNT, so all 6 Clipper fans could have watched the first part of the game there.
 
2013-05-01 10:55:12 AM

change1211: They aren't even showing the Canucks in the first round this year


WAT?
 
2013-05-01 10:59:34 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-01 11:17:01 AM
i42.tinypic.com

Go Bruins!
 
2013-05-01 11:43:29 AM

keylock71: This is going to be a tough series... Not optimistic considering the way the Bruins have played lately, but we'll see.


I was going to sponsor you, but someone beat me to the punch.

Cheering for Boston tonight, hope the games are as thrilling as last night's.
 
2013-05-01 11:58:35 AM

ytterbium: keylock71: This is going to be a tough series... Not optimistic considering the way the Bruins have played lately, but we'll see.

I was going to sponsor you, but someone beat me to the punch.

Cheering for Boston tonight, hope the games are as thrilling as last night's.



Wow... I'm feeling the Hockey Farker love today. Thanks!

Good night for you last night, at any rate. Blues looked sharp. Loved the physicality they were bringing.
 
2013-05-01 12:17:21 PM
Will Boston be holding pregame ceremonies to remember the 3,000 people killed by the marathon bombers?

Wait, what, only 3 people died?

Well all of this just seems a little silly now.
 
2013-05-01 12:29:53 PM

keylock71: ytterbium: keylock71: This is going to be a tough series... Not optimistic considering the way the Bruins have played lately, but we'll see.

I was going to sponsor you, but someone beat me to the punch.

Cheering for Boston tonight, hope the games are as thrilling as last night's.


Wow... I'm feeling the Hockey Farker love today. Thanks!

Good night for you last night, at any rate. Blues looked sharp. Loved the physicality they were bringing.


So far it's been a good run so far around here but I'm sure it'll be getting unfriendly pretty soon.
 
2013-05-01 01:10:07 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 01:33:06 PM

keylock71: ytterbium: keylock71: This is going to be a tough series... Not optimistic considering the way the Bruins have played lately, but we'll see.

I was going to sponsor you, but someone beat me to the punch.

Cheering for Boston tonight, hope the games are as thrilling as last night's.


Wow... I'm feeling the Hockey Farker love today. Thanks!

Good night for you last night, at any rate. Blues looked sharp. Loved the physicality they were bringing.


Between the Blues and the Blackhawks, I was jumping and screaming like a madwoman. Steen's winning goal was the first thing that came to mind this morning and I've been smiling all day.

Playoff fever, I have it.
 
2013-05-01 01:50:51 PM
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2013-05-01 01:53:11 PM
change1211:
So far it's been a good run so far around here but I'm sure it'll be getting unfriendly pretty soon.

Yes.

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-01 02:20:47 PM

change1211: So far it's been a good run so far around here but I'm sure it'll be getting unfriendly pretty soon.


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2013-05-01 02:31:15 PM
img22.imageshack.us

naw, it's all in fun....

/go Leafs
 
2013-05-01 02:43:27 PM
images.betterworldbooks.com

/Sharks in 6
//Book it, done.
 
2013-05-01 03:28:07 PM

change1211: So far it's been a good run so far around here but I'm sure it'll be getting unfriendly pretty soon.


Oh, go fark yourself!

/I keed
 
2013-05-01 04:36:24 PM
question for NHL historians.. have the Jets (when they were the Jets, not the Coyotes, nor am I talking about the Thrashers) ever faced the Sharks in the playoffs?
 
2013-05-01 04:40:09 PM

Snaps: [images.betterworldbooks.com image 318x400]

/Sharks in 6
//Book it, done.


Go Sharks!
 
2013-05-01 04:41:36 PM
Since mikaloyd is broadening his posting horizons, he has graciously appointed me keeper of the Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.  May I be posting this many times in the coming days.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 04:42:35 PM
Just got tickets for the Canucks game tonight. Never been to a playoff game before, pretty excited.
 
2013-05-01 04:43:47 PM
NBC stuck the B's and Leafs on CNBC, which I conveniently don't get in HD on Comcast.

FARK NBC WITH A RUBBER HOSE!!!
 
2013-05-01 04:45:19 PM
In for a quick GO PENS!

/off to the game!
 
2013-05-01 04:45:22 PM

4NSpy: Just got tickets for the Canucks game tonight. Never been to a playoff game before, pretty excited.


Enjoy it. The playoff atmosphere at the arena is just amazing and you can feel it from blocks away.

Going to a playoff game is one of the greatest pleasures in life and I'm lucky enough to have gone many times when the Flames were consistently making the playoffs between 2004 and 2009.
 
2013-05-01 04:47:11 PM

Marisyana: Since mikaloyd is broadening his posting horizons, he has graciously appointed me keeper of the Playoff Zombie PenguinTM.  May I be posting this many times in the coming days.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 217x277]


It looms ever larger


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 04:52:56 PM
www.hockeyjournal.com

/would love to see a Boston-Chicago SCF
 
2013-05-01 04:55:53 PM

4NSpy: Just got tickets for the Canucks game tonight. Never been to a playoff game before, pretty excited.


Enjoy every second of it.
 
2013-05-01 04:58:34 PM

4NSpy: Just got tickets for the Canucks game tonight. Never been to a playoff game before, pretty excited.


You're in for a treat...
 
2013-05-01 04:59:45 PM
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2013-05-01 05:01:30 PM
Canucks are starting Luongo, a few days after leaving him in during that 7-2 clusterfark in Edmonton - granted, Schneider's still not available, so it was a no-brainer. However, considering Lu's past record after bad losses, I'm sure he'll absolutely stand on his head tonight...


/already on to baseball
//where my Jays are getting their asses handed to them too
///when does football start again?
 
2013-05-01 05:01:59 PM

Snaps: [images.betterworldbooks.com image 318x400]

/Sharks in 6
//Book it, done.


Hope so.  Have to say I'm glad we're playing the Cannucks rather than the Blues.
 
2013-05-01 05:06:44 PM

The Bestest: question for NHL historians.. have the Jets (when they were the Jets, not the Coyotes, nor am I talking about the Thrashers) ever faced the Sharks in the playoffs?


I like the West Side Story angle, but no, never happened.  Typically when they got into the playoffs they lost to the Oilers.
the vintage Jet Wiki
 
2013-05-01 05:08:16 PM

The Bestest: question for NHL historians.. have the Jets (when they were the Jets, not the Coyotes, nor am I talking about the Thrashers) ever faced the Sharks in the playoffs?


Nope.
 
2013-05-01 05:08:30 PM
I'll be watching the first two games mostly at a bar tonight, then likely home later for the Nucks game.

I cannot believe I'm going to be rooting for the Leafs. But....fark Boston.

Islanders, Pittsburgh? Ehhh....fark Crosby.

And of course, GO NUCKS!
 
2013-05-01 05:10:29 PM
WOOHOO!!!  Get to see y'all a little early today, but can't stick around for the fun...game tonight and wedding prep for the weekend....at least I'll get to see all the Rangers game tomorrow, but for today,

GO BRUINS GO!

Tuukka....remember to stop the puck...don't pull a Quickie
 
2013-05-01 05:12:29 PM
IMPROMPTU POLL:

OVER/UNDER ON GAMES GOING TO OT TONIGHT

1.5
 
2013-05-01 05:13:34 PM
Yes, it's sports night in Vancouver tonight. You have the playiff matchup between the Sharks and Canucks at Rogers Arena, and across the street at BC Place Edmonton FC is playing Whitecaps FC in MLS Soccer.

For me, I'm going to be at the Whitecaps game, and using their free Wi-Fi to listen to the Canucks game on my iPhone.

Yes, it's 2:12PM in Vancouver right now, and the energy is already cranked up to 11...

// Go Canucks Go!
/// Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
 
2013-05-01 05:14:38 PM
hockey!
 
2013-05-01 05:14:41 PM
I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

www.wallsave.com
 
2013-05-01 05:17:33 PM
Will be cheering HARD for the Islanders tonight.

/Fark the Penguins
 
2013-05-01 05:17:58 PM

edgesrealm: Yes, it's sports night in Vancouver tonight. You have the playiff matchup between the Sharks and Canucks at Rogers Arena, and across the street at BC Place Edmonton FC is playing Whitecaps FC in MLS Soccer.


B's - Leaf's
Celtics - Knicks playoff (elimination) game
Red Sox - Blue Jays

All at 7:00pm (ish)

Foresee myself being drunk by 9:00pm (ish)
 
2013-05-01 05:18:31 PM
I think I'll make some Manhattans tonight.

www.tastingpanelmag.com
 
2013-05-01 05:19:47 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-01 05:19:51 PM

ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!


Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)
 
2013-05-01 05:20:37 PM

LucklessWonder:


Guido ice girls?

Gotta love Long Island.
 
2013-05-01 05:22:50 PM

keylock71: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]

Thanks, Man!

Let's Go, Bruins!

[fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 457x298]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

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Shouldn't the subjects of the second picture be wearing Ducks jerseys?
 
2013-05-01 05:24:56 PM

fatalvenom: ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)


I'm sorta half-here (mentally and physically), between finals week and Outback. I do wonder if they'd have the game on though...

Oh, and because the Bruins memes are better anyway, feel free to use this one:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 05:24:57 PM

edgesrealm: Yes, it's sports night in Vancouver tonight. You have the playiff matchup between the Sharks and Canucks at Rogers Arena, and across the street at BC Place Edmonton FC is playing Whitecaps FC in MLS Soccer.

For me, I'm going to be at the Whitecaps game, and using their free Wi-Fi to listen to the Canucks game on my iPhone.

Yes, it's 2:12PM in Vancouver right now, and the energy is already cranked up to 11...

// Go Canucks Go!
/// Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!


Damn I miss that city, enjoy the game 4spy, playoff games are an amazing experience.
 
2013-05-01 05:28:12 PM
And now, Alexander Keiths(no longer affiliated with that guy in the kilt who got busted for kiddie porn) and Pappa Johns Pizza present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Chekclist

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2013-05-01 05:28:34 PM

ds_4815: fatalvenom: ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)

I'm sorta half-here (mentally and physically), between finals week and Outback. I do wonder if they'd have the game on though...

Oh, and because the Bruins memes are better anyway, feel free to use this one:


CNBC.

Unfortunately no HD on Comcast.
 
2013-05-01 05:28:39 PM

Rev.K: God f*cking dammit!!

Last night's TV coverage was a total fiasco. F*cking CBC doing regional coverage between CHI/MIN (East) and LA/STL (West). F*cking morons!

Also, the game times weren't staggered by a half hour like usual.

I'm sure this was all covered in last night's thread, but I was too busy watching.

I used to defend CBC and their hockey coverage, but now I'm on board with the f*ck CBC crowd. Give it to Rogers and/or TSN.


The start times you probably need to blame NBC for more than anyone else.
 
2013-05-01 05:29:25 PM
Go Isles, BOO PENS

/still bitter about 09 :(
 
2013-05-01 05:32:02 PM
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2013-05-01 05:33:59 PM
also, do we know if DJ Double D's is working tonight?
 
2013-05-01 05:34:46 PM

LucklessWonder: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x750]


Jesus!  I haven't seen hair that big since a close-up beaver shot in a vintage '70s porno.

/Go Pens
 
2013-05-01 05:37:24 PM
I won't be posting TOO much tonight, as I am again at work...so, that being said..

LET'S GO PENS!!!!

cdn2-b.examiner.com

/Islander fans, good luck to your team as well
 
2013-05-01 05:37:46 PM
I'm an Isles fan for this series.

FARK THE PENS.

/Still miss Smithers
 
2013-05-01 05:37:47 PM

LucklessWonder: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x750]


So the Isles are shipping in their ice girls from the Jersey shore?
 
2013-05-01 05:39:31 PM

fatalvenom: ds_4815: fatalvenom: ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)

I'm sorta half-here (mentally and physically), between finals week and Outback. I do wonder if they'd have the game on though...

Oh, and because the Bruins memes are better anyway, feel free to use this one:

CNBC.

Unfortunately no HD on Comcast.


762 on my Comcast lineup.
 
2013-05-01 05:40:29 PM
bp3.blogger.com
 
2013-05-01 05:40:58 PM
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2013-05-01 05:41:59 PM

Dougie AXP: /Still miss Smithers


I admit it....I do too.
 
2013-05-01 05:42:02 PM
change1211

 I haven't figured out where I can get a decent stream yet.

Justin TV? Forget the other site where I've caught a few Canucks, if I find a stream I'll post it later.

  Which Canucks team will show up? The one who schooled the Hawks or the the one that sh*ts the bed against any team 8 spots south of them in the standings.....that is the question....
 
2013-05-01 05:42:30 PM

andychrist420: fatalvenom: ds_4815: fatalvenom: ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)

I'm sorta half-here (mentally and physically), between finals week and Outback. I do wonder if they'd have the game on though...

Oh, and because the Bruins memes are better anyway, feel free to use this one:

CNBC.

Unfortunately no HD on Comcast.

762 on my Comcast lineup.


Down here in my area of FL, all the HD channels are in the 400s.

765 is Comcast Sportsnet New England.
 
2013-05-01 05:48:37 PM

Rev.K: change1211: They aren't even showing the Canucks in the first round this year

WAT?


This was because CBC and TSN had picks for series, not sure if you knew?  CBC has rights to first two picks for first two rounds, they chose Toronto and Montreal.  They chose.... poorly.  TSN then picked Canucks first to cockblock them and then it was one for one the rest of the way.


Now, on to posting pics...  a random assortment to start it off

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i1003.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 05:48:46 PM
Hard to be a former baller in a hockey thread.
 
2013-05-01 05:50:00 PM

4NSpy: Just got tickets for the Canucks game tonight. Never been to a playoff game before, pretty excited.


Have a great time!
 
2013-05-01 05:50:23 PM

fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: ds_4815: fatalvenom: ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)

I'm sorta half-here (mentally and physically), between finals week and Outback. I do wonder if they'd have the game on though...

Oh, and because the Bruins memes are better anyway, feel free to use this one:

CNBC.

Unfortunately no HD on Comcast.

762 on my Comcast lineup.

Down here in my area of FL, all the HD channels are in the 400s.

765 is Comcast Sportsnet New England.


That sucks.  Comcast is very light on the HD channels.  I really miss Directv.  My Comcast only has 1 HD Center Ice channel.  Even at $50 this year it's not worth it.
 
2013-05-01 05:53:30 PM
GO LEAFS GO!  *BARF!*
 
2013-05-01 05:53:53 PM
Dearest baby Jesus,

I'd really love to see a Broons/Ducks SCF.

Yours in you,

HH
 
2013-05-01 05:55:29 PM
Just saw this stat...

Playoff experience in terms of games played

Bruins roster: 1,273
Leafs roster: 206
 
2013-05-01 06:02:56 PM

desertgeek: Just saw this stat...

Playoff experience in terms of games played

Bruins roster: 1,273
Leafs roster: 206


Not much of a shock.
 
2013-05-01 06:03:01 PM
The Canucks on TSN huh....Well that should give us plenty of in depth coverage and analysis about the Toronto series.
 
2013-05-01 06:04:45 PM

desertgeek: Just saw this stat...

Playoff experience in terms of games played

Bruins roster: 1,273
Leafs roster: 206


Playoff experience is one of the most retarded talking points ever.  Cam Ward had precisely 0 his first time out and won the Cup AND the Conn Smythe.  Crosby had what, 6 games under his belt the year the Pens went to the Finals?
 
2013-05-01 06:06:45 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: [www.hockeyjournal.com image 250x341]

/would love to see a Boston-Chicago SCF


Yeah, they can call it the Douchebag Bowl.
 
2013-05-01 06:08:01 PM
i1003.photobucket.com

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2013-05-01 06:08:05 PM

edgesrealm: Yeah, they can call it the Douchebag Bowl.


Or maybe the "Ha ha F*ck Vancouver" bowl.
 
2013-05-01 06:10:25 PM

Fubegra: keylock71: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]

Thanks, Man!

Let's Go, Bruins!

[fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 457x298]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 360x540]

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 594x402]

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 631x293]

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 700x525]

Shouldn't the subjects of the second picture be wearing Ducks jerseys?



No, those ducks have taste... : )


First playoff series between Leafs and Bruins since 1974. Nice.
 
2013-05-01 06:11:31 PM

andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: ds_4815: fatalvenom: ds_4815: I'm not optimistic, but what the hell... go Leafs!

Good to see you made it in tonight...however, I have to hate for the next week :-)

I'm sorta half-here (mentally and physically), between finals week and Outback. I do wonder if they'd have the game on though...

Oh, and because the Bruins memes are better anyway, feel free to use this one:

CNBC.

Unfortunately no HD on Comcast.

762 on my Comcast lineup.

Down here in my area of FL, all the HD channels are in the 400s.

765 is Comcast Sportsnet New England.

That sucks.  Comcast is very light on the HD channels.  I really miss Directv.  My Comcast only has 1 HD Center Ice channel.  Even at $50 this year it's not worth it.


There are a lot on mine...just a whole lot of nothing I watch. I'm not a big, sit around the house and watch TV shows kinda guy, so I get the sports channels like the ESPNs, NBCSN, local FSN, SPEED etc.

But yeah, their sports package HD channel numbers are for shiat. I haven't bought a sports pkg since I bought an HD TV 5 years ago. But I get a killer deal on my TV/Internet with Comcast, so like a battered wife, I stick around.

Typically I go to bars to watch the games, but I'm stuck having to do fajita night with the broad. At least she's a big B's fan like myself.
 
2013-05-01 06:12:12 PM

Flappyhead: And now, Alexander Keiths(no longer affiliated with that guy in the kilt who got busted for kiddie porn) and Pappa Johns Pizza present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Chekclist

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!


It's the most wonderful time of the year!
 
2013-05-01 06:12:52 PM
Go Pen, boo Isles.

That is all.
 
2013-05-01 06:13:30 PM
www.competenetwork.com
 
2013-05-01 06:14:29 PM

desertgeek: Just saw this stat...

Playoff experience in terms of games played

Bruins roster: 1,273
Leafs roster: 206


There are all kinds of comparisons...
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-01 06:14:45 PM
Alright f*ck it. I'm cutting out of work. It's the playoffs.
 
2013-05-01 06:15:09 PM
Still got a few hours to go before puck drop, but already released the Kraken.

www.choosy-beggars.com
 
2013-05-01 06:18:52 PM
Go laffs!!
 
2013-05-01 06:20:39 PM
The bar just a couple blocks away has a promotion during the game, all-you-can-eat wings for $14.95. Figure it's from puck drop to final horn. This is what my math teacher was talking about when he said those math problems would be useful in everyday life.
 
2013-05-01 06:22:47 PM
Sadly, I've got evening commitments through to Saturday, but after that the playoff beard starts, and the beer-drinking couch-camping as well.
Got to watch the first two periods of LA/STL online - dammit, that was some entertaining stuff.

/Go 'Nucks
 
2013-05-01 06:25:07 PM
So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?
 
2013-05-01 06:27:12 PM
GO LEAFS GO!
GO LEAFS GO!
GO LEAFS GO!

/also #penislanders
 
2013-05-01 06:29:27 PM

4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?


I do. Just shaved today since my team plays today.

I also don't trim it or shape it like I know some do.
 
2013-05-01 06:31:14 PM
Hail hail playoff hockey!  I wish I could join the fun of these threads but it's hard to keep up on the iPad while friends are over.

In any case, GO PENS
wordsforworms.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-01 06:35:31 PM

4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?


I trim back quite far rather than do a clean shave, but I compensate for this via haircut. Not official, but past attempts show my skin gets irritated with a complete shave, and I would look as though I rubbed my chin in poison oak.
 
2013-05-01 06:35:43 PM

Silvara: Islanders, Pittsburgh? Ehhh....fark Crosby.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 06:35:56 PM

4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?


Did trim yesterday, didn't shave off goatee.

Here's Day 1 beard from yesterday (crappy webcam):
img.photobucket.com
And here's Day 2 beard:
img.photobucket.com

And because for stupid sports fans superstition reasons I'm alcohol free right now, here's the current playoff beverage selection
img.photobucket.com img.photobucket.com img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 06:37:46 PM

4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?


I shaved for the first time in 9 years (Leaf fan, do the math, and usually have the goat), wife was not impressed.
 
2013-05-01 06:38:55 PM
All right... Got some friends coming over. Intoxicant of the evening is Rye punctuated with a joint or two.

Catch you Farkers during the intermissions.


www.troycitydesign.com
 
2013-05-01 06:39:40 PM
Leafs over Bruins 3-1
Islanders over Penguins 1-0
Sharks over Canucks 2-1 in one OT

Those are my completely baseless opinions. Will be trying to pop in every so often to watch... but work...
 
2013-05-01 06:41:29 PM

Preebs: 4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?

I do. Just shaved today since my team plays today.



i.imgur.com

Nope I wont shave until the Pens win the cup
 
2013-05-01 06:42:01 PM

beal99: also, do we know if DJ Double D's is working tonight?


She was there last night.  Her shift started at 10pm
 
2013-05-01 06:42:47 PM
go Bruins, Penguins, and, um, ugh, Sharks I guess. *spit*
 
2013-05-01 06:43:18 PM
as a Rangers fan I feel dirty, but fark the Pens

binaryapi.ap.org
 
2013-05-01 06:43:25 PM
Go Leafs Go. Toronto Strong Boston Weak!
 
2013-05-01 06:44:03 PM

mikaloyd: Preebs: 4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?

I do. Just shaved today since my team plays today.


[i.imgur.com image 640x480]

Nope I wont shave until the Pens win the cup


I'm hoping that you end up looking like this then:
images.wikia.com
/Fark the Pens
 
2013-05-01 06:44:09 PM
And today, we find out which runs out first: my dodgy Aussie data plan, my mobile battery, or my IT trainer at work's patience.

In the interim:

PIT-NYI: Go team Iginla!
VAN-SJ: Go teal! (You poor sods.)
BOS-TOR: . . .

. . . Go refs! (Unless it's to break up a Chára fight. In that case, take all the time you feel you need. All those teeth and fragments of femur on the ice will be a tripping hazard, anyway.)
 
2013-05-01 06:44:39 PM

FreakinB: We're back! Wish we weren't playing the Pens, but we're back!

LET'S GO ISLANDERS!!


On the bright side, the Isles have never lost a playoff series to the Penguins.


/Go Isles!
 
2013-05-01 06:44:57 PM

sno man: 4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?

I shaved for the first time in 9 years (Leaf fan, do the math, and usually have the goat), wife was not impressed.


Wait, was she not impressed that you shaved the goat, or not impressed that you kept it for 9 years?
 
2013-05-01 06:46:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Soon...
 
2013-05-01 06:46:49 PM

4NSpy: sno man: 4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?

I shaved for the first time in 9 years (Leaf fan, do the math, and usually have the goat), wife was not impressed.

Wait, was she not impressed that you shaved the goat, or not impressed that you kept it for 9 years?


She was not impressed that he had been hiding a pet goat for nine years and now he's shearing the bloody thing.
 
2013-05-01 06:50:25 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-01 06:51:14 PM

4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?


As and Islanders fan, my SO is getting to see me watch Post-Season hockey for the first time in our relationship. I explained the playoff beard thing, and she was not happy since she doesn't even like my normal short-trimmed beard. The only reason she didn't complain too much is because I explained I need to shave it before tonight's game and if/when we're eliminated or win the cup.

Unfortunately I woke up late this morning and didn't get to shave. She won't be happy when I get home from work.
 
2013-05-01 06:51:25 PM

4NSpy: sno man: 4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?

I shaved for the first time in 9 years (Leaf fan, do the math, and usually have the goat), wife was not impressed.

Wait, was she not impressed that you shaved the goat, or not impressed that you kept it for 9 years?


Think he meant "I usually have the goat shave my beard". Compared to a beard-shaving goat, his shaving after nine years is simply not impressive.
 
2013-05-01 06:54:02 PM
Noot! Noot! Motherfarkers!
 
2013-05-01 06:54:35 PM

JT_Goalie: as a Rangers fan I feel dirty, but fark the Pens

[binaryapi.ap.org image 512x363]


Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry. Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers.
 
2013-05-01 06:55:03 PM

4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?


I normally do but after Movember last  year I just let it go (trimmed occasionally).  So I cleaned things up a bit yesterday (neck, upper cheeks) & will let it ride from there.

/1st time in my life I've had a full beard
//too many years in the military got in the way before

For those who care:

Bruins over Leafs 3-2 (however if the Leafs do pull out a win there will be a ticker tape parade in Toronto tomorrow...)
Pens over Islanders 4-1 (sad to say that, fark the Pens)
And being a Duck fan it make me feel dirty to root on the Sharks but go San Jose - 2-0 Sharks
 
2013-05-01 06:55:57 PM

4NSpy: sno man: 4NSpy: So who goes the official route and shaves right before the playoffs start?

I shaved for the first time in 9 years (Leaf fan, do the math, and usually have the goat), wife was not impressed.

Wait, was she not impressed that you shaved the goat, or not impressed that you kept it for 9 years?


ha ha, shaved it.
 
2013-05-01 06:56:13 PM

mikaloyd: JT_Goalie: as a Rangers fan I feel dirty, but fark the Pens

[binaryapi.ap.org image 512x363]

Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry. Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers.


But compared to Hartnell, was Hitler really that bad?
 
2013-05-01 06:56:59 PM

Donnchadha: Noot! Noot! Motherfarkers!


Tell em brother!
 
2013-05-01 06:58:12 PM

mikaloyd: Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry.


yeah, the old 'Potvin Sucks' is really worn out...glad that Rangers/Devils developed into the local hatefest
 
2013-05-01 06:59:17 PM
here we go......
imageshack.us

/been busy this afternoon loading up some art and shops...
 
2013-05-01 07:00:27 PM
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 07:00:31 PM
Very cool opening montage on CBC (as usual)
 
2013-05-01 07:00:51 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 07:01:02 PM
Bruins!
 
2013-05-01 07:01:07 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-01 07:01:39 PM

Donnchadha: mikaloyd: JT_Goalie: as a Rangers fan I feel dirty, but fark the Pens

[binaryapi.ap.org image 512x363]

Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry. Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers.

But compared to Hartnell, was Hitler really that bad?


Worse than Hitler
media.flyersfaithful.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Especially the hair
 
2013-05-01 07:03:00 PM
not mine, but awesome...
 
2013-05-01 07:03:38 PM

sno man: not mine, but awesome...


swear word way too big.... brb
 
2013-05-01 07:04:03 PM

mikaloyd: JT_Goalie: as a Rangers fan I feel dirty, but fark the Pens

[binaryapi.ap.org image 512x363]

Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry. Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers.


I thought that was the Pens roster.
 
2013-05-01 07:04:51 PM
OGLETHORPE!

media.flyersfaithful.com.s3.amazonaws.com


hoistthecup.com
 
2013-05-01 07:06:08 PM
SOON

www.discoverwildlife.com

/Sharks in 67
//Couldn't find any images where the Shark was getting the better of an Orca. :(
 
2013-05-01 07:06:47 PM
Rene!
 
2013-05-01 07:07:10 PM
was animated.... oh well
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-01 07:07:46 PM

Rev.K: Alright f*ck it. I'm cutting out of work. It's the playoffs.


i376.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 07:09:51 PM
Off work early, waiting on an oil change. Go time.
 
2013-05-01 07:09:52 PM
Can't wait for more hockey. Thank god the Wild don't play tonight. I don't think i've recovered from last nights game.

Really looking forward to Boston/Toronto for some reason.
 
2013-05-01 07:11:43 PM
Lets get It on biatches.....making Sarah Palins...I'll be in and out for the first period.
 
2013-05-01 07:13:31 PM
God damn it!
 
2013-05-01 07:13:44 PM
Suck it Boston.
 
2013-05-01 07:13:50 PM
F*CK!!
 
2013-05-01 07:13:53 PM
leaf goal!
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-01 07:14:01 PM
fark.
 
2013-05-01 07:14:06 PM
leafgoal!
 
2013-05-01 07:14:18 PM
Well, that didn't take long.
 
2013-05-01 07:14:23 PM
FIRST BLOOD!
 
2013-05-01 07:14:43 PM
whats that shiat whistle for
 
2013-05-01 07:14:49 PM
HAHA! Take that one team I don't care about from some other team I don't care about!
 
2013-05-01 07:14:57 PM

fatalvenom: Lets get It on biatches.....making Sarah Palins...I'll be in and out for the first period.


Dare I ask?

/Alaskan
//we hate her too
 
2013-05-01 07:15:05 PM
This series is gonna rock.
 
2013-05-01 07:15:09 PM
Wow, that was quick.
 
2013-05-01 07:16:03 PM
farkin penalty
 
2013-05-01 07:16:51 PM
So thats how this Is going to go.

/moonshine early
 
2013-05-01 07:17:48 PM
Liking the bruins PP...until Chara takes a slap shot with NO ANGLE WHAT SO GOD DAMN EVER
 
2013-05-01 07:18:25 PM
Dumb CBC announcer quote "Who would have thought there would be physical play" said without a hint of sarcasm it seemed.

Damn I feel old stat of the night. Jagr is the ONLY player on either team who was alive the last time these two teams met in the playoffs....

/bonus feeling old stat - The Leafs don't have anyone on the team born in the 70s (Orr is the oldest, born 82)
 
2013-05-01 07:19:06 PM
DING
 
2013-05-01 07:19:25 PM
DING FRIES ARE DONE!
 
2013-05-01 07:19:36 PM
I go to cook a quick dinner and the Bruins collapsed?

Why?
 
2013-05-01 07:20:27 PM

mikaloyd: I go to cook a quick dinner and the Bruins collapsed?

Why?


Because all is right in the world?  :)
 
2013-05-01 07:20:35 PM
Ting - sorry Boston missed it, glad Marchand didn't get it

/I was wrong, Liles is the oldest, born in 80
 
2013-05-01 07:21:37 PM

irishman4: Liking the bruins PP...until Chara takes a slap shot with NO ANGLE WHAT SO GOD DAMN EVER


The special teams in this series should be interesting.  Both teams have awesome penalty kills, but both have utterly inept power plays.
 
2013-05-01 07:22:53 PM
MOAR WUB WUB
 
2013-05-01 07:23:08 PM

Recoil Therapy: Dumb CBC announcer quote "Who would have thought there would be physical play" said without a hint of sarcasm it seemed.

Damn I feel old stat of the night. Jagr is the ONLY player on either team who was alive the last time these two teams met in the playoffs....

/bonus feeling old stat - The Leafs don't have anyone on the team born in the 70s (Orr is the oldest, born 82)


Healy's only redeeming feature is he is a piper.  If you want a current player born in the 70's, you might wanna check out the Ducks, Teemu's only six months out from the sixties!!!
 
2013-05-01 07:23:16 PM

Recoil Therapy: Ting - sorry Boston missed it, glad Marchand didn't get it

/I was wrong, Liles is the oldest, born in 80


Yay! someone older than me is on the roster!
 
2013-05-01 07:23:40 PM
Whoops, was watching the GCL NBC feed instead of CBC. Time to fix that.
 
2013-05-01 07:24:07 PM

Russky: mikaloyd: I go to cook a quick dinner and the Bruins collapsed?

Why?

Because all is right in the world?  :)


that there, that's funny...
 
2013-05-01 07:24:41 PM
Glad I bought some Crown Royal to go with my moonshine tonight.

/yes, I called out of work tomorrow
 
2013-05-01 07:26:42 PM
Dinner is done. Let the drinking and drunken posting begin!
 
2013-05-01 07:27:27 PM
So, have the Leafs been eliminated yet?
 
2013-05-01 07:27:49 PM

sno man: Recoil Therapy: Dumb CBC announcer quote "Who would have thought there would be physical play" said without a hint of sarcasm it seemed.

Damn I feel old stat of the night. Jagr is the ONLY player on either team who was alive the last time these two teams met in the playoffs....

/bonus feeling old stat - The Leafs don't have anyone on the team born in the 70s (Orr is the oldest, born 82)

Healy's only redeeming feature is he is a piper.  If you want a current player born in the 70's, you might wanna check out the Ducks, Teemu's only six months out from the sixties!!!


You must not know me very well.... ;-)
 
2013-05-01 07:29:02 PM

4NSpy: So, have the Leafs been eliminated yet?


They have a lead.
 
2013-05-01 07:29:19 PM
Cute chicks doing karaoke.
 
2013-05-01 07:29:47 PM
Im going to go take a dump before the real game starts. Dont let Boston collapse again while Im gone
 
2013-05-01 07:30:45 PM
Getting fighty. Yay!
 
2013-05-01 07:30:54 PM

mikaloyd: Im going to go take a dump before the real game starts. Dont let Boston collapse again while Im gone


Better poop real quick.
 
2013-05-01 07:30:56 PM
feel bad for pitt/nyi fans. they got that fat fark kenny albert calling the game
 
2013-05-01 07:31:09 PM

mikaloyd: Im going to go take a dump Crosby before the real game starts.


ftfy
 
2013-05-01 07:31:46 PM

Recoil Therapy: You must not know me very well.... ;-)


not sure that I do, but I'm gonna guess more of a Blues fan?  And your welcome for Steen btw...
 
2013-05-01 07:32:40 PM
My NBC Sports isn't working -- just a black screen. Is that just me?
 
2013-05-01 07:32:42 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Cute chicks doing karaoke.


It was nice of that blonde in the low cut top to keep bending over in front of the camera...
 
2013-05-01 07:32:52 PM
Pierre will have to come up with something to pass his time without Crosby's dick in his mouth all night
 
2013-05-01 07:33:35 PM

soopey: mikaloyd: Im going to go take a dump before the real game starts. Dont let Boston collapse again while Im gone

Better poop real quick.


Playoff start times are always way too generous. They'll have to sing a handful of anthems, trot out some celebs to drop pucks, have a 3 minute montage, pyrotechnics show, salute the troops, moment of silence, hat tip to the 10 year old that won the contest to do the warm up skate with the team, 10 minutes of booing after they show Bettman in the stands, and then they'll start the game.
 
2013-05-01 07:33:50 PM

Recoil Therapy: It was nice of that blonde in the low cut top to keep bending over in front of the camera...


White sun dress?
 
2013-05-01 07:34:04 PM
bears to the box
 
2013-05-01 07:34:14 PM
Laffs on PP
 
2013-05-01 07:34:28 PM
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-05-01 07:36:00 PM
holy, Carlyle has run the lines though the mix-master so far, tonight.
 
2013-05-01 07:36:22 PM
Tsk tsk tsk, Boychuk

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-01 07:37:07 PM

sno man: Recoil Therapy: You must not know me very well.... ;-)

not sure that I do, but I'm gonna guess more of a Blues fan?  And your welcome for Steen btw...


Nah, the Blues are a distant 2nd or 3rd.  I'm one of the approximately six Ducks fans here on Fark & have been noisy about it for years (well before 07) & probably the only person in KY with a Ducks sticker on their vehicle...

/just enjoying the hockey tonight, it's quite relaxing not having to cheer for/against anyone
//well except Crosby of course, booing him just comes naturally...
 
2013-05-01 07:37:50 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Recoil Therapy: It was nice of that blonde in the low cut top to keep bending over in front of the camera...

White sun dress?


That's the one
 
2013-05-01 07:37:51 PM
Nice little elbow to the face by Ference.
 
2013-05-01 07:38:03 PM
Too bad. I always liked Iginla, but now I hope he goes down in flames. No pun intended.
 
2013-05-01 07:38:41 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Too bad. I always liked Iginla, but now I hope he goes down in flames. No pun intended.


I finally get to cheer for Iginla (for a little while at least)
 
2013-05-01 07:38:46 PM
That was a pretty blatant head shot by Ferrence. Shannaban or not?
 
2013-05-01 07:39:25 PM
Gawds, the Leafs look downright lackadaisical on defense.
 
2013-05-01 07:39:53 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: That was a pretty blatant head shot by Ferrence. Shannaban or not?


We're into the playoffs, so lets see:

farm3.static.flickr.com

Guess not.
 
2013-05-01 07:40:32 PM
 
2013-05-01 07:41:03 PM
Bruins getting some good looks, but can't find the back of the net...
 
2013-05-01 07:41:07 PM
missed it by :that: much
 
2013-05-01 07:41:21 PM
Can't say this is entertaining. Sloppy play, cheap shots, and a lot of post-whistle BS.
 
2013-05-01 07:41:29 PM
Serious question. I was a Penz fan in the 80's then became a die hard Sharks fan when I heard they were getting a team. Sharks will always be my team. and the Penz fell to second. The last couple of years though, I find myself cheering for the Bruins in the East. This is odd because I normally hate everything Boston stands for.

/Former New Yorker
 
2013-05-01 07:41:38 PM
OK. Got my cannabis and comfy couch. DO IT PITTSBURGH

also I'd let Letang identify my seam!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:02 PM
BRUINS GOAL!!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:03 PM
bosgoal!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:08 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 07:42:08 PM

Recoil Therapy: //well except Crosby of course, booing him just comes naturally...


had a extra pop or two one night and got off on a Crosby rant that wasn't pretty, I try not to talk about him any more...

and as a Ducks fan, you're welcome for Beauchemin,  I love when a trade works for both teams.
 
2013-05-01 07:42:13 PM
Woo! Thank you compliance buyouts!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:22 PM
That shot was the bomb!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:38 PM
I'll take it!!!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:40 PM

keylock71: Bruins getting some good looks, but can't find the back of the net...


you were saying??  say it again!
 
2013-05-01 07:42:43 PM
Wow, that was a squirter of a goal.
 
2013-05-01 07:42:54 PM
*swearword*
 
2013-05-01 07:43:02 PM

muck4doo: Serious question. I was a Penz fan in the 80's then became a die hard Sharks fan when I heard they were getting a team. Sharks will always be my team. and the Penz fell to second. The last couple of years though, I find myself cheering for the Bruins in the East. This is odd because I normally hate everything Boston stands for.

/Former New Yorker


Was there a question in there?
 
2013-05-01 07:43:40 PM
Great job screening your own goalie.
 
2013-05-01 07:43:59 PM
Successful Cooke troll is successful.
 
2013-05-01 07:44:01 PM
Wow, that was a stupid way to start the game, NYI.
 
2013-05-01 07:44:12 PM
Go Canucks!!

I didn't think I'd be cheering for the Bruins anytime soon, but I find myself hoping they crush the Leafs.  The fact that Toronto actually thinks their team is playoff worthy is just hilarious.
 
2013-05-01 07:44:26 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2013-05-01 07:44:34 PM

Inchoate: OK. Got my cannabis and comfy couch. DO IT PITTSBURGH

also I'd let Letang identify my seam!


Get in line, sistah!
 
2013-05-01 07:45:15 PM
img.photobucket.comimg.photobucket.comimg.photobucket.com
GOAL, CAMPBELL! 1-1 TIED GAME!
 
2013-05-01 07:45:34 PM

JT_Goalie: keylock71: Bruins getting some good looks, but can't find the back of the net...

you were saying??  say it again!


I know, right...

Bruins can't score.
Bruins can't score.
Bruins can't score.
 
2013-05-01 07:45:51 PM
Iggy just killed Nabokov.
 
2013-05-01 07:46:03 PM

boxiebrown: I didn't think I'd be cheering for the Bruins anytime soon, but I find myself hoping they crush the Leafs.  The fact that Toronto actually thinks their team is playoff worthy is just hilarious.


I know what you mean. I was torn with this series, but I think it would be better for the league if the Leafs get bounced out early. I don't want to have to update all my jokes, I already had to delete that "counterfeit playoff tickets" image.
 
2013-05-01 07:46:07 PM
Ow, Nabonkov...
 
2013-05-01 07:47:14 PM

Recoil Therapy: muck4doo: Serious question. I was a Penz fan in the 80's then became a die hard Sharks fan when I heard they were getting a team. Sharks will always be my team. and the Penz fell to second. The last couple of years though, I find myself cheering for the Bruins in the East. This is odd because I normally hate everything Boston stands for.

/Former New Yorker

Was there a question in there?


Damn. You're right. No question. Fail immensely! Loved Lemieux and Stevens back then. Getting harder and harder to like them.
 
2013-05-01 07:47:41 PM
Go not pens!
 
2013-05-01 07:47:50 PM

sno man: Recoil Therapy: //well except Crosby of course, booing him just comes naturally...

had a extra pop or two one night and got off on a Crosby rant that wasn't pretty, I try not to talk about him any more...

and as a Ducks fan, you're welcome for Beauchemin,  I love when a trade works for both teams.


I was so happy to see him come back.  He was a big part of the 07 team but with Neids & Pronger on the team he just got lost in the shadows.  There were a couple of win/win trades for us when Burke headed that direction a few years ago.
 
2013-05-01 07:47:53 PM
WOOOOOO

Beau knows Playoff goals.
 
2013-05-01 07:47:57 PM
after missed chance at both ends, glad the Bruins buried that shiat before the period ended!!!
 
2013-05-01 07:47:58 PM

boxiebrown: Go Canucks!!

I didn't think I'd be cheering for the Bruins anytime soon, but I find myself hoping they crush the Leafs.  The fact that Toronto actually thinks their team is playoff worthy is just hilarious.


Yeah, it really is Sophie's Choice for Vancouver fans.
 
2013-05-01 07:47:58 PM
i36.photobucket.com
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 07:48:03 PM
Yes!!!!!
 
paj
2013-05-01 07:48:04 PM
FFS.
 
2013-05-01 07:48:05 PM
What a shiatshow that last shift was for everyone.
 
2013-05-01 07:48:06 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

He beat Nabokov like a rented mule!
 
2013-05-01 07:48:07 PM
Beauty goal. Cry more Reimer.
 
2013-05-01 07:48:21 PM

Lord of Allusions: Iggy just killed Nabokov.


Never count out Nabs.
 
2013-05-01 07:48:24 PM
Awwww yeah Bennett!
LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
 
2013-05-01 07:48:25 PM
Hold on folks... High stick???
 
2013-05-01 07:48:32 PM
WADE REDDEN IS A SCORING MACHINE!!!!

bwahahaha!!!
 
2013-05-01 07:48:43 PM
Crazy back and forth in the leafs/bruins game.
 
2013-05-01 07:48:57 PM
BOOM!


PP GOAL?!?!?

I GOTTA STOP DRINKING, THIS CANT BE RIGHT
 
2013-05-01 07:49:27 PM
Just got home in time for the Pengoal!!!

Tonight:  Go Penguins, Nucks... and ugh, Toronto I guess?  As a Habs fan it's hard to root for anyone in that series, but screw Boston.  :-)
 
2013-05-01 07:49:33 PM
post at one end maybe goal at the other...*SWEARWORD*
 
2013-05-01 07:49:38 PM
Woooo! Thought it looked low enough.
 
2013-05-01 07:49:51 PM
Ref is an ass.

Couldn't just say the call on the ice is confirmed, good goal?
 
2013-05-01 07:49:55 PM
Oh god I hope we got Good Fleury tonight. :/
 
2013-05-01 07:50:03 PM
That's a good goal.
 
2013-05-01 07:50:05 PM
img.photobucket.comimg.photobucket.comimg.photobucket.com

AND WE HAVE A 2-1 GAME! GOAL...HORTON!
 
2013-05-01 07:50:05 PM
Little pitbulls?
 
2013-05-01 07:50:22 PM
WOOOOOO
 
2013-05-01 07:50:43 PM
The Leafs looked poor the 2nd half of the period.
 
2013-05-01 07:50:49 PM
I was about to switch to pens/islanders too, glad i stuck around for that last minute.
 
2013-05-01 07:51:17 PM
And how long before Don Cherry actually puts his "neutrality" away?
 
2013-05-01 07:52:37 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And how long before Don Cherry actually puts his "neutrality" away?


Canada was on the Allies side during the war. Only those crooked Swiss bankers were neutral.
 
2013-05-01 07:53:07 PM

Snaps: Little pitbulls?


I don't even know.
 
2013-05-01 07:53:37 PM
Glad I've got an extra day to prime my liver before the Rangers play.
 
2013-05-01 07:54:05 PM

soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And how long before Don Cherry actually puts his "neutrality" away?

Canada was on the Allies side during the war. Only those crooked Swiss bankers were neutral.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 07:55:12 PM

JayCab: //Couldn't find any images where the Shark was getting the better of an Orca. :(


Orcas are the dicks of the sea. They are known for farking with sharks far more than just eating them.

/If you turn a shark upside down, it goes to sleep. Orcas think this is farking hilarious and do it all the time
 
2013-05-01 07:55:25 PM
what happened i blacked out. the bruins didn't score a pp goal? can't be.
 
2013-05-01 07:55:34 PM

desertgeek: The Leafs looked poor the 2nd half of the period.


I'm sure Carlyle will point out they need to step it up, and mostly to relax, a lot of sticks being held too tight..  they are a post and a zig v. zag from having 3...
 
2013-05-01 07:55:35 PM
Let me reiterate. Fark. the. Pens.
 
2013-05-01 07:56:17 PM
Not one of his better ones but Grapes' suit still makes my eyes vibrate

/looks like a Bruin thrown in a blender....
 
2013-05-01 07:56:24 PM

soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: And how long before Don Cherry actually puts his "neutrality" away?

Canada was on the Allies side during the war. Only those crooked Swiss bankers were neutral.


+1 and a golf clap.
 
2013-05-01 07:56:33 PM
First INT fatalvenom drunk update:

Got to happy hour at 4:15 and pounded about 5-6 vodka cocktails.

Left at 6:30 to go to Publix to buy taco supplies and some Crown to make at home.

Made it home at 6:59

Slammed one shot of moonshine and made a crown & coke while cooking dinner.

Leafs score while I'm cooking dinner. Did a shot of Crown.

Get done cooking dinner, sit in front of the computer to eat and watch the game and BAM.

Then BAM again.

2-1. Finishing my last taco, then hard drinking resumes.
 
2013-05-01 07:56:48 PM
alright all...I'm out to go get shot at for a few periods
 
2013-05-01 07:57:26 PM

Dougie AXP: Let me reiterate. Fark. the. Pens.


oh, and THIS!!
 
2013-05-01 07:59:16 PM
Better late than never:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:03:06 PM
i.imgur.com
Grapes this night.
 
2013-05-01 08:03:37 PM
Pizza Burger? No wonder we're all fat
 
2013-05-01 08:03:48 PM
 
2013-05-01 08:04:55 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2013/4/30/4288052/mike-commodore-tweets-p i erre-mcguire-ruins-hockey

Who doesn't hate this guy?


Sidney Crosby
 
2013-05-01 08:05:19 PM

paj: [i.imgur.com image 850x469]
Grapes this night.


McLean looks like Stan Marsh's grandpa in that picture

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-05-01 08:05:28 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2013/4/30/4288052/mike-commodore-tweets-p i erre-mcguire-ruins-hockey

Who doesn't hate this guy?


Hahaha awesome
 
2013-05-01 08:06:25 PM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPES
 
2013-05-01 08:06:33 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Dupuis!! Get in the fast lane, Grandma. The bingo game is ready to roll!!
 
2013-05-01 08:06:35 PM
2-0 PENS!!
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:07:19 PM
i.imgur.com
/leafs fan.
 
2013-05-01 08:07:19 PM

Donnchadha: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 192x32]

Dupuis!! Get in the fast lane, Grandma. The bingo game is ready to roll!!


FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
 
2013-05-01 08:07:39 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2013/4/30/4288052/mike-commodore-tweets-p i erre-mcguire-ruins-hockey

Who doesn't hate this guy?


I won't listen to anything Mike Commodore says until he changes his uniform number to 64
 
2013-05-01 08:07:58 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2013/4/30/4288052/mike-commodore-tweets-p i erre-mcguire-ruins-hockey

Who doesn't hate this guy?


I knew I liked Commodore for a reason.
 
2013-05-01 08:08:18 PM
Super Duper~~~~~

About farming time that puck went in.
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:08:49 PM
BOS/TOR 2nd period game on.
 
2013-05-01 08:09:02 PM
*GAME ON*
 
2013-05-01 08:09:08 PM

LucklessWonder: Pizza Burger? No wonder we're all fat


Yeah, I wish there was a bit more variety in the commercials - CBC does saturate it with just a few sponsors. At least there's no BC election ads. Yet.
 
2013-05-01 08:09:27 PM

Inchoate: Super Duper~~~~~

About farming time that puck went in.


I mean farking
 
2013-05-01 08:09:58 PM

Inchoate: Inchoate: Super Duper~~~~~

About farming time that puck went in.

I mean farking


It's not sports, it's farm.com
 
2013-05-01 08:10:09 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2013/4/30/4288052/mike-commodore-tweets-p i erre-mcguire-ruins-hockey

Who doesn't hate this guy?



OMG...that is so full of win.
 
2013-05-01 08:10:13 PM
quick line up for the extra point. go go go
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:10:23 PM
Huge hit by Franson!
/shiat it went in.
 
2013-05-01 08:10:25 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 08:10:31 PM
NO way thats a goal
 
2013-05-01 08:10:39 PM
Boston going TING!
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:10:58 PM
No goal!  No!  not in.
 
2013-05-01 08:11:01 PM
Goal Boston - perhaps
 
2013-05-01 08:11:03 PM
no goal
 
2013-05-01 08:11:22 PM
Oooooh, those Boston fans are going to be pissed.
 
2013-05-01 08:12:06 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Oooooh, those Boston fans are going to be pissed.


why would we be? it wasn't a goal. :p
 
2013-05-01 08:12:08 PM
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-05-01 08:12:14 PM
Hell of a no goal!
 
2013-05-01 08:12:23 PM
The referees got that one right. Good effort by the Bruins & Seguin, but missed it by THAT much.

/GO BRUINS!
 
2013-05-01 08:12:27 PM
cookies and Moulson taste nasty together.
 
2013-05-01 08:12:42 PM
Pens shorthanded.... time to give the puck to Jordan Sta.... oh.... hey, what's he up to today?
 
2013-05-01 08:12:47 PM

FiendishFellow05: The referees got that one right. Good effort by the Bruins & Seguin, but missed it by THAT much.

/GO BRUINS!

 
2013-05-01 08:15:02 PM
if that was crosby on that phantom goal, he would have been celebrating like he scored, and possibly cried when it was called back. what a biatch
 
2013-05-01 08:15:57 PM
Jifjxmsmffujakfmfm go in dammit
 
2013-05-01 08:16:00 PM

irishman4: if that was crosby on that phantom goal, he would have been celebrating like he scored, and possibly cried when it was called back. what a biatch


cdn.head-fi.org
 
2013-05-01 08:17:42 PM

Inchoate: Jifjxmsmffujakfmfm go in dammit


They should've had another farming goal.
 
2013-05-01 08:18:04 PM
Paille is playing like a wreckless bastard.

I love it.
 
2013-05-01 08:18:04 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-05-01 08:18:16 PM
White sun dress on stage.
 
2013-05-01 08:18:45 PM
cdn.aarp.net

Pens to the power play
 
2013-05-01 08:18:51 PM
Wait, that's not a sun dress, looks like a nightie.
 
2013-05-01 08:18:54 PM
Was watching pens/isles, was there a goal or not in BOS/TOR?
 
2013-05-01 08:19:17 PM

LucklessWonder:


I loled.

+1 to you, good sir.
 
2013-05-01 08:19:26 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Wait, that's not a sun dress, looks like a nightie.


I need screengrabs
 
2013-05-01 08:19:37 PM

paj: Grapes this night.


I didn't know Maryland had a team.
 
2013-05-01 08:19:38 PM

LucklessWonder: [assets.diylol.com image 510x370]



Awesome.
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:19:43 PM
Bozak headed to the Leafs dressing room, CBC reports.
 
2013-05-01 08:20:03 PM

4NSpy: Was watching pens/isles, was there a goal or not in BOS/TOR?


Ricocheted off the corner of the pipes, didn't cross the line, was waved off as NO GOAL.
 
2013-05-01 08:20:43 PM
imgs.sfgate.com

Pens 2 - 0 Isles

1st Intermission
 
2013-05-01 08:21:03 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 08:21:18 PM

Donnchadha: I need screengrabs


Link
 
2013-05-01 08:22:03 PM
From what all of you can see, how do the Pens look?  I know they are leading 2-0, but looking good as well?


/I didn't get to do this...so....PENGOAL X2!!!
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:22:17 PM
Bozak back on the bench, equipment issue apparently.
 
2013-05-01 08:23:13 PM

Primitive Screwhead: paj: Grapes this night.

I didn't know Maryland had a team.


Well played sir.
 
2013-05-01 08:23:37 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Donnchadha: I need screengrabs

Link


Ah, I thought this was a fan at the Boston game
 
2013-05-01 08:23:55 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Donnchadha: I need screengrabs

Link


Cats needs to go to an HTML5 player so the mobile users can watch without paying $0.99 for the app.
 
2013-05-01 08:24:03 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Donnchadha: I need screengrabs

Link


We can all Thank Smithers for this.
 
2013-05-01 08:24:38 PM

geom_00: From what all of you can see, how do the Pens look?  I know they are leading 2-0, but looking good as well?


/I didn't get to do this...so....PENGOAL X2!!!


I wish I could tell you... NBCSN is having technical difficulties in my area, so I've got no picture or sound on that channel. They were "blacked out" during NHL live an hour before the game too.

I guess it's an excuse to listen to Mike Lange though
 
2013-05-01 08:24:59 PM

Dougie AXP: Popcorn Johnny: Donnchadha: I need screengrabs

Link

We can all Thank Smithers for this.


Indeed, it might be his legacy.
 
2013-05-01 08:24:59 PM

LucklessWonder: [assets.diylol.com image 510x370]


Yes, +1 to you.
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:25:03 PM

Primitive Screwhead: paj: Grapes this night.

I didn't know Maryland had a team.


I don't get it.
 
2013-05-01 08:25:26 PM

geom_00: From what all of you can see, how do the Pens look?  I know they are leading 2-0, but looking good as well?


/I didn't get to do this...so....PENGOAL X2!!!


Some hazardous defensive lapses, but the offense is keeping momentum. Need to tighten up next period because the Isles are coming on strong.
Watch the Bennett highlight because it is magnificent
 
2013-05-01 08:26:46 PM
Boudreau apparently flew to New Orleans on the Ducks night off...
 
2013-05-01 08:26:50 PM
Boom!!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:26:53 PM
 
2013-05-01 08:27:05 PM
Krejci!!!!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:27:07 PM
BOSGOAL
 
2013-05-01 08:27:27 PM
B-goal!
 
2013-05-01 08:27:28 PM
3-1 in Boston... have they actually remembered how to play hockey or is Toronto nervous?  Have only seen the past couple minutes of the game so far...
 
2013-05-01 08:27:28 PM
i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:27:35 PM
Clear the puck and stop turning it over in the neutral zone FFS.  Not that difficult.
 
2013-05-01 08:27:43 PM

Primitive Screwhead: <center><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/Bos ton%20 Bruins/c119368b9539268528fc1a8d126a91af.gif" width="300" height="211"><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/Bos ton%20 Bruins/c119368b9539268528fc1a8d126a91af.gif" width="300" height="211"><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/Bos ton%20 Bruins/c119368b9539268528fc1a8d126a91af.gif" width="300" height="211"></center>


HTMfaiL!
 
2013-05-01 08:27:46 PM
If the fourth line keeps playing like this, Claude is going to buy them all ice cream after thegam.......


assets.diylol.com


SCORE MORE GOALS, YOU CAN KNOCK-UP MY GF AND HAVE MY BABY!!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:28:13 PM
img.photobucket.com img.photobucket.comimg.photobucket.com  img.photobucket.com

GOAL, BOSTON! NO QUESTION ABOUT <B>THAT</B> ONE!

3-1, BOSTON!
 
2013-05-01 08:28:20 PM

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]


you do know 2 of the three are from Toronto, and all three are Canadian?
 
2013-05-01 08:28:29 PM
Damn home ice is killing so far.  Sharks need to change the pattern!
 
2013-05-01 08:28:37 PM
need that i just met you and htis is krecji photo now
 
2013-05-01 08:29:06 PM

Frozen_Puck: 3-1 in Boston... have they actually remembered how to play hockey or is Toronto nervous?  Have only seen the past couple minutes of the game so far...


Toronto players are unfamiliar with the concept of "playoffs" and don't understand why there's another game tonight instead of a round of golf
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:29:24 PM

Frozen_Puck: 3-1 in Boston... have they actually remembered how to play hockey or is Toronto nervous?  Have only seen the past couple minutes of the game so far...


Leafs, as usual, suck donkey testicles against the Bruins.
 
2013-05-01 08:29:26 PM
Welcome back to the playoffs, Leafs....
 
2013-05-01 08:31:18 PM
It's weird that the Western series is the only one that appeals today, aside from a general Fark the Pens sentiment.
 
2013-05-01 08:31:34 PM

Donnchadha: HTMfaiL!


It sure was. i36.photobucket.com

Inchoate: Well played sir.


i36.photobucket.com

paj: I don't get it.


I present the state flag of Maryland:

www.50states.com
 
2013-05-01 08:31:44 PM
Need commercial to refill beer
 
2013-05-01 08:32:02 PM
my heart appreciates a two goal lead, but god dammit bruins, get off your heels
 
2013-05-01 08:33:02 PM

soopey: Need commercial to refill beer


we can agree on that!
 
2013-05-01 08:33:16 PM
Way too fancy boys...jesus.
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:33:30 PM
Primitive Screwhead:  paj: I don't get it.

I present the state flag of Maryland:

[www.50states.com image 384x256]


Aha, makes sense now thx
 
2013-05-01 08:33:48 PM

Donnchadha: Frozen_Puck: 3-1 in Boston... have they actually remembered how to play hockey or is Toronto nervous?  Have only seen the past couple minutes of the game so far...

Toronto players are unfamiliar with the concept of "playoffs" and don't understand why there's another game tonight instead of a round of golf


LOL, this makes perfect sense!
 
2013-05-01 08:34:23 PM
Kadri scares me more than Kessel and JVR.
 
2013-05-01 08:34:29 PM
As much as I enjoy watching the leafs lose, I still won't be happy until I get to watch them lose at home in game 3. I want to see those suits leave their business expense write-off seats early with time still on the clock in the third.
 
2013-05-01 08:34:30 PM
Going to huff down a smoke, brb...taking my tablet with me to the garage.

/god I love modern technology
 
2013-05-01 08:34:31 PM

sno man: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]

you do know 2 of the three are from Toronto, and all three are Canadian?


Yes, yes I do.
However, it's all about the organist at the Garden. Lot's of RUSH.
Been posting that for a few seasons now when one of their tunes gets played.
 
2013-05-01 08:35:34 PM

fatalvenom: taking my tablet with me to the garage.

/god I love modern technology


I know! I've found all kinds of new places to sneak in quick wanks thank to my tablet.
 
2013-05-01 08:35:52 PM
HOLY shiat
 
2013-05-01 08:36:09 PM
ouch
 
2013-05-01 08:36:14 PM
i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-01 08:36:28 PM
Johnny Boychuk!!!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:36:28 PM
BRUINGOAL 4

Boydchuck (sp?) is the Megatron to Optimus Reim
 
2013-05-01 08:36:35 PM
Well that sucks, I thought that the Bruins were going to win tonight 3-2 & they've scored 4 now.....
 
paj
2013-05-01 08:36:51 PM
Reimer  needs to fix his glove hand elbow - Francois Allaire almost ruined him.
 
2013-05-01 08:38:24 PM
bruins gotta put reimer on the bench. get in his head early
 
2013-05-01 08:38:26 PM
The really drunk guy screaming gibberish was kind of funny in a sad way
 
2013-05-01 08:38:29 PM
4-1, BOSTON!

OH YEAH!
 
2013-05-01 08:38:35 PM
So, with a 3-goal spread does the gooning get ramped up?
 
2013-05-01 08:38:58 PM
Someone tell the Leafs they're on a farking power play!  lol
 
2013-05-01 08:39:24 PM

Frozen_Puck: Donnchadha: Frozen_Puck: 3-1 in Boston... have they actually remembered how to play hockey or is Toronto nervous?  Have only seen the past couple minutes of the game so far...

Toronto players are unfamiliar with the concept of "playoffs" and don't understand why there's another game tonight instead of a round of golf

LOL, this makes perfect sense!


yea DG upthread had the number of playoff games played for both...
Bruins roster: 1,273
Leafs roster: 206

6 : 1 (ish) not good for the blue and white
 
2013-05-01 08:39:49 PM
At least I didn't start watching either game yet... clearly both are disappointments for those of us not invested in either team. Finished some work and can to watching, but what is the point till 10:30?
 
2013-05-01 08:40:26 PM
as a die hard bruins fan after the last 40 days of hockey i've watched, I hope that they were just coasting to the playoffs, that has to be it right? claude pulling back on the reigns because of the condensed schedule?
 
2013-05-01 08:40:35 PM

FiendishFellow05: 4-1, BOSTON!

OH YEAH!


l-userpic.livejournal.com
 
2013-05-01 08:40:44 PM
ABOUT TIME BOYCHUK!!!!!

/I didn't miss it either
//godbless NBC Live Extra and my Tab
///w00t
 
2013-05-01 08:40:49 PM
lupul nice whif on an empty net
 
2013-05-01 08:40:54 PM
FIVE ON THREE!!!


TAKE THE TURKEY PENS!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:41:02 PM
TANG!
 
2013-05-01 08:41:05 PM
Don't turn at the last second Lupul, it'll end up worse.
 
2013-05-01 08:41:16 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Letang! And Nabokov doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!
 
2013-05-01 08:41:19 PM
good night islanders!
 
2013-05-01 08:41:32 PM
That's French for "the tang" and that is a LAZOR
 
2013-05-01 08:41:42 PM
PENGOAL!

Close games tonight... ;-)
 
2013-05-01 08:41:44 PM

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]

you do know 2 of the three are from Toronto, and all three are Canadian?

Yes, yes I do.
However, it's all about the organist at the Garden. Lot's of RUSH.
Been posting that for a few seasons now when one of their tunes gets played.


so I guess pointing out the TD of TD Garden I don't need to do either....
 
2013-05-01 08:41:46 PM

Donnchadha: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 192x32]

Letang! And Nabokov doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!


FARK YEAH!!!!!!
 
2013-05-01 08:42:36 PM
Starting to worry about our chances at OT tonight.

Kinda want to see OT at the canucks game tonight, but I will be fine if instead see the canucks blowout the sharks.
 
2013-05-01 08:42:37 PM
DUPES DOUBLE
 
2013-05-01 08:42:39 PM
Lol I flip over for 1 second and 4-0 pens
 
2013-05-01 08:42:47 PM
4-0 PENS!
 
2013-05-01 08:42:59 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Dupuis!! Holy cheese and crackers!!
 
2013-05-01 08:43:14 PM

Inchoate: That's French for "the tang" and that is a LAZOR


It's French Space Juice.
 
2013-05-01 08:43:51 PM
Poor nabby
 
2013-05-01 08:44:19 PM
Put DiPietro in!!!

Oh, wait...
 
2013-05-01 08:44:24 PM
BURY THEM BRUINS i want to see a backup goalie tonight
 
2013-05-01 08:44:30 PM
Rask has really been flirting with a delay of game penalty a couple times tonight playing the puck.
 
2013-05-01 08:44:45 PM
Wtf Pens give me time to make a sammich!

night night Nabby~
 
2013-05-01 08:45:18 PM
I think I'll go watch mythbusters and rejoin you all for SJ/VAN. These early games are over.
 
2013-05-01 08:45:33 PM

Frozen_Puck: Put DiPietro in!!!

Oh, wait...


Put Garth Snow in!
 
2013-05-01 08:45:33 PM
OK...going to make another cocktail..brb with a 2nd INT fatalvenom drunk update
 
2013-05-01 08:45:46 PM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 08:47:11 PM
Ugh
 
2013-05-01 08:47:20 PM
As a Western Conference guy in this shortened season, I'm still not used to hearing "Jagr" and "Iginila" announced by the play-by-play guys in these series.
 
2013-05-01 08:47:28 PM
Wow, I run out to get sushi and these two games turn into blowouts.

Well, time to watch Mythbusters until the Sharks come on!
 
2013-05-01 08:48:02 PM
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INTERMISSION IN BOSTON!

BOSTON LEADS TORONTO, 4-1.

/This is a good way to start the series.
//Oh, and the Redden doubters can suck it. I knew he was a good pickup.
 
2013-05-01 08:48:09 PM

JayCab: Wow, I run out to get sushi and these two games turn into blowouts.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 08:48:22 PM
Ding!
 
2013-05-01 08:50:04 PM

4NSpy: JayCab: Wow, I run out to get sushi and these two games turn into blowouts.

[i.imgur.com image 850x826]


OK, I laughed. Sorry, Canucks fans.

/I actually feel bad for Luongo, though.
 
2013-05-01 08:51:37 PM
So.. it's a safe bet Oprah will not be appearing in the first two games tonight then?

//lolleafs
///lolharderisles
////potvinsucks!
 
2013-05-01 08:52:25 PM
Oh, that's a new low in Toronto media delusion. CBC just ran a Molson Canadian "Go Leafs" commercial.
 
2013-05-01 08:52:49 PM

Snaps: Poor nabby


He alone has almost half the playoff experience of the whole Leafs team.  The only team with less playoff experience than the Leafs is the Islanders, and they were in the playoffs 3 years more recently....
 
2013-05-01 08:53:17 PM
img13.imageshack.us

Soon
 
2013-05-01 08:54:33 PM
Whew Im back from fixing my moms AC. Lets see how the Pens are do....HOLY CRAP 4 zip?

Im gonna be pissed if they start playing bad now!
 
2013-05-01 08:54:39 PM
Clearly there was some kind of error that allowed the Islanders to make the playoffs.
 
2013-05-01 08:58:13 PM
Le BANG
 
2013-05-01 08:58:40 PM

4NSpy: Clearly there was some kind of error that allowed the Islanders to make the playoffs.


Yeah, the shorter season let in a few over-achieving teams that probably would have dropped out by the 70-game mark.
 
2013-05-01 08:59:43 PM

4NSpy: Clearly there was some kind of error that allowed the Islanders to make the playoffs.


It's okay, it kept the Devils out and let the Rangers have the Caps in round one.

Thank you, Isles.
 
2013-05-01 09:01:47 PM

MrJesus: 4NSpy: Clearly there was some kind of error that allowed the Islanders to make the playoffs.

It's okay, it kept the Devils out and let the Rangers have the Caps in round one.

Thank you, Isles.


I really wanted to see the Jets take the Rangers spot, but that idea went to shiat in the last week. Happy about the Devils though.

Also a shame about the Blue Jackets.
 
2013-05-01 09:02:25 PM
Journey at the Meow
 
2013-05-01 09:02:50 PM
Ok game over NYI
 
2013-05-01 09:02:58 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Tanner Glass!! Never teach a pig to sing!
 
2013-05-01 09:03:09 PM
5 zip
 
2013-05-01 09:03:10 PM
5-0 Pens... geez
 
2013-05-01 09:03:26 PM

4NSpy: MrJesus: 4NSpy: Clearly there was some kind of error that allowed the Islanders to make the playoffs.

It's okay, it kept the Devils out and let the Rangers have the Caps in round one.

Thank you, Isles.

I really wanted to see the Jets take the Rangers spot, but that idea went to shiat in the last week. Happy about the Devils though.

Also a shame about the Blue Jackets.


Agreed about CBJ, but I don't think they had a chance in hell of putting on the kind of performance that Minny did against the Wings last night.

The right team snuck in.
 
2013-05-01 09:03:28 PM
Poor Islanders... They can bounce back.
 
2013-05-01 09:03:36 PM
Drunk fatalvenom 2nd INT update:

Boychuk? Really?!? My girlfriend loves the guy even though he does nothing on offense. I told her that if he scores a goal tonight I'd go five-hole on her...I guess I can't get too drunk tonight.

Switched from Crown to Stoli on my venture outside to have a smoke. Also did another shot of moonshine.
i1045.photobucket.com

fatalvenom drunk scale: 6/10

Onto the 3rd period....

PLEASE DON'T SHIAT THE BED Bs!!!!!!
 
2013-05-01 09:03:50 PM
5-donut Pens
This is getting boring.
 
2013-05-01 09:03:55 PM
See Leafs and Isles, this is why we don't usually let you in.
 
2013-05-01 09:04:24 PM
Power play Isles, start the comeback!
 
2013-05-01 09:04:53 PM

fatalvenom: Drunk fatalvenom 2nd INT update:

Boychuk? Really?!? My girlfriend loves the guy even though he does nothing on offense. I told her that if he scores a goal tonight I'd go five-hole on her...I guess I can't get too drunk tonight.

Switched from Crown to Stoli on my venture outside to have a smoke. Also did another shot of moonshine.
[i1045.photobucket.com image 850x637]

fatalvenom drunk scale: 6/10

Onto the 3rd period....

PLEASE DON'T SHIAT THE BED Bs!!!!!!


is that....is that....is that windows vista? wtf?
 
2013-05-01 09:05:00 PM
Given these 2 games aren't even close, I've chosen to do some chores around the house so I don't feel like a total bum.  Hopefully the late game is close.  Might have to check in on karaoke too in the meantime...
 
2013-05-01 09:05:29 PM

Lord of Allusions: See Leafs and Isles, this is why we don't usually let you in.


These are looking like NBA first round matchups. ZZzzzzz
 
2013-05-01 09:05:51 PM
That cant be right, Murray is supposed to lollygag around with the puck then turn it over in his zone.
 
2013-05-01 09:05:59 PM
I actually kind of feel sorry for the Islanders.

On the other hand ...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 09:06:41 PM
Ouch. When Tanner Glass is scoring goals... just ouch.
 
2013-05-01 09:07:56 PM

irishman4: is that....is that....is that windows vista? wtf?


Yes, yes it is.

It's my shiatty desktop in my home office that I use for random work tasks and for live Fark hockey and football threads. I barely use the thing. Usually I'm on my couch with my tablet, but I need more posting quickness for the NHL playoffs. Plus I'm quicker with my pics from here.
 
2013-05-01 09:07:57 PM
5-nill and we're not even out of the 2nd. This is going better than expected.

Let's Go PENS!!!
 
2013-05-01 09:08:03 PM
In late for Bruins/Leafs... Leafs not looking too good.
 
2013-05-01 09:08:10 PM
Sox up 8-0

Bad night for Toronto
 
2013-05-01 09:08:57 PM
Seriously? Shoving Marchand gets you a penalty? Does he have naked pictures of the ref?

/okay, it's a 10-minute to discourage the douchebaggery
 
2013-05-01 09:09:20 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Sox up 8-0

Bad night for Toronto


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-01 09:09:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 09:10:14 PM
I've just lost half of my HD channels, including both hockey games. Somebody at Time Warner is just farking with me, I know it.
 
2013-05-01 09:10:31 PM

fatalvenom: irishman4: is that....is that....is that windows vista? wtf?

Yes, yes it is.

It's my shiatty desktop in my home office that I use for random work tasks and for live Fark hockey and football threads. I barely use the thing. Usually I'm on my couch with my tablet, but I need more posting quickness for the NHL playoffs. Plus I'm quicker with my pics from here.


barbaric
 
2013-05-01 09:11:15 PM
FIGHT!
 
2013-05-01 09:11:20 PM
Oh BOYchuk....
 
2013-05-01 09:11:22 PM
Things getting chippy in boston
 
2013-05-01 09:11:23 PM
dead
 
2013-05-01 09:11:27 PM
LEAF DOWN!
 
2013-05-01 09:12:33 PM
What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!
 
2013-05-01 09:12:45 PM
Getting ugly.

Good.
 
2013-05-01 09:13:09 PM

FiendishFellow05: What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!


It was a pretty big hit.
 
2013-05-01 09:13:35 PM
Clean hit.
 
2013-05-01 09:13:41 PM

FiendishFellow05: What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!


Looked like Boychuck killed him
 
2013-05-01 09:13:51 PM
Boychuk got it worse from Orr.
 
2013-05-01 09:13:53 PM

4NSpy: FiendishFellow05: What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!

It was a pretty big hit.


Yeah, and clean.
 
2013-05-01 09:14:16 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: 4NSpy: FiendishFellow05: What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!

It was a pretty big hit.

Yeah, and clean.


Never said it wasn't.
 
2013-05-01 09:14:37 PM

4NSpy: FiendishFellow05: What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!

It was a pretty big hit.


But he rolled over and had his face in his hands. He was playing up a face hit kind of thing
 
2013-05-01 09:14:40 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Sox up 8-0

Bad night for Toronto


2-1 Marlies about to get to round 2 with a win tonight.  The Leafs future is looking bright!

/the Beantown thing I just don't get
 
2013-05-01 09:15:24 PM
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Pens 5 - 0 Isles

2 periods gone, and the Isles are asking if they can skip the third
 
2013-05-01 09:16:38 PM

keylock71: Clean hit.


so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.
 
2013-05-01 09:17:35 PM

sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.


Here we go...
 
2013-05-01 09:18:05 PM
I'm predicting Canucks win 3-2 after 2OT.
 
2013-05-01 09:19:04 PM

4NSpy: FiendishFellow05: What an ACTOR Grybowksi is!

It was a pretty big hit.


Yeah, but he was covering his face like he got high-sticked or something.
 
2013-05-01 09:19:32 PM
The DirecTV Genie is like a weird mashup of Amanda Bynes and an Olson twin.  Not sure if want.
 
2013-05-01 09:20:06 PM

LucklessWonder: I'm predicting Canucks win 3-2 after 2OT.


Bieksa scores the winning goal off the stanchion
 
2013-05-01 09:20:29 PM
Gabby Reece in yoga pants.
Thank you Avis.
 
2013-05-01 09:21:19 PM

fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...


I demand a zapruder like film , frame by frame.

Inside job! Illuminati! Lizard Queen Elizabeth called for Toronto's head for insolence during the War of 1812!
 
2013-05-01 09:21:28 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Gabby Reece in yoga pants.
Thank you Avis.



That commercial kicks ass.

Not too proud to admit it.
 
2013-05-01 09:22:04 PM
Boston goal?
 
2013-05-01 09:22:12 PM
EYAYEYAYEYAEYAYEAYEYAEYAEYAYEYAEYAEASNF;LSAdGN;LSDGNLSGDNM
S'DGMNASLKG


/DRUNK HAPPY GOAL
 
2013-05-01 09:22:14 PM
And Bergeron makes 5....
 
2013-05-01 09:22:23 PM
5-1 Brooooons
 
2013-05-01 09:22:25 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 09:22:26 PM
And yet another goal.....

Time to go do something else for a while
 
2013-05-01 09:22:51 PM
Leafs get raked again!
 
2013-05-01 09:23:38 PM
Sounds like intent to blow, giggety.
 
2013-05-01 09:23:45 PM

soopey: Inside job! Illuminati! Lizard Queen Elizabeth called for Toronto's head for insolence during the War of 1812!


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

"Would you like to be my speech writer?!?"


/oh well, no goal
 
2013-05-01 09:23:45 PM
Hey look, Nova is on.
 
2013-05-01 09:23:46 PM
Yup. That's Maple Leafs hockey for ya.

Nope, never mind, not counting.

TOR 1-4 BOS (3rd, 12:54)
 
2013-05-01 09:23:47 PM
No goal!
 
2013-05-01 09:23:54 PM
Okay, that was a sympathy call.
 
2013-05-01 09:24:19 PM

fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...


naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.
 
2013-05-01 09:24:41 PM
The good news about no bonus hockey is I'll be able to watch the season finale of The Americans.
 
2013-05-01 09:24:58 PM

fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...


With what?  Boston tends to get away with crap, everyone knows it   I really don't care since that kind of thing is not exclusive to the Bruins, I just wish fans of every team would stop pretending like it doesn't happen.  Looking long and hard at you New Jersey.
 
2013-05-01 09:25:48 PM
Okay Sharks, let's make Vancouver destroy their own city again.
 
2013-05-01 09:25:56 PM
Ticket prices for best viewing spots on the Toronto parade route are falling
 
2013-05-01 09:26:17 PM

muck4doo: Okay Sharks, let's make Vancouver destroy their own city again.


channel?
 
2013-05-01 09:26:44 PM

Flappyhead: With what?  Boston tends to get away with crap, everyone knows it   I really don't care since that kind of thing is not exclusive to the Bruins, I just wish fans of every team would stop pretending like it doesn't happen.  Looking long and hard at you New Jersey.


Oh stop.

As long as no one is diving like Montreal and Vancouver, or throwing huge obvious cheap shots, who cares.
 
2013-05-01 09:27:03 PM

fatalvenom: soopey: Inside job! Illuminati! Lizard Queen Elizabeth called for Toronto's head for insolence during the War of 1812!



"Would you like to be my speech writer?!?"


/oh well, no goal


I'd write her a speech.

‹ enter audience stage pants down >

"Humgrgrmuhfm hffrgerifgjm mofhjaacalllfm"
 
2013-05-01 09:27:09 PM
God, choir rehearsal took forever tonight.  What did I miss?


Scans thread.....

About a weeks worth of goals already I see.
 
2013-05-01 09:27:57 PM

Anderson's Pooper: God, choir rehearsal took forever tonight.  What did I miss?


Scans thread.....

About a weeks worth of goals already I see.


you must be a bruins fan.
 
2013-05-01 09:28:06 PM

fatalvenom: Flappyhead: With what?  Boston tends to get away with crap, everyone knows it   I really don't care since that kind of thing is not exclusive to the Bruins, I just wish fans of every team would stop pretending like it doesn't happen.  Looking long and hard at you New Jersey.

Oh stop.

As long as no one is diving like Montreal and Vancouver, or throwing huge obvious cheap shots, who cares.


Also, isn't Boston one of the most penalized teams in the league? They usually are, so how do they get away with crap?
 
2013-05-01 09:28:09 PM
Well, at least tonight I don't feel bad about having to walk away from the games. Except missing the 'Nucks game ... hopefully, will catch the 3rd period.
Later, guys.
 
2013-05-01 09:28:19 PM

irishman4: muck4doo: Okay Sharks, let's make Vancouver destroy their own city again.

channel?


Still an hour till game time
 
2013-05-01 09:29:27 PM
 
2013-05-01 09:30:39 PM

Anderson's Pooper: God, choir rehearsal took forever tonight.  What did I miss?


Scans thread.....

About a weeks worth of goals already I see.


Total domination by Pens and Bruins. Not good games for viewing. Maybe Sharks/Canucks will be closer.
 
2013-05-01 09:30:54 PM

irishman4: you must be a bruins fan.


That's funny enough that I will not take offense.  Sabres fan here, can't pull for Boston teams in any sport.
 
2013-05-01 09:30:56 PM

Twitch Boy: http://www.nhl94.com/html/soundboard.htm

I'll just leave this here.


I love you.
 
2013-05-01 09:31:03 PM
If your playoff ticket says "Toronto" and has a date later than May 8, it's counterfeit.
 
2013-05-01 09:32:26 PM

Fubegra: If your playoff ticket says "Toronto" and has a date later than May 8, it's counterfeit.


It's one game, also remember how the Bruins have handled having leads in the past.

/I'm just sayin'
 
2013-05-01 09:32:50 PM

Anderson's Pooper: God, choir rehearsal took forever tonight.  What did I miss?


Scans thread.....

About a weeks worth of goals already I see.


That sounds like me last night, except for the week's worth of goals. At least I caught the Hawks/Wild bonus hockey.

/tenor
 
2013-05-01 09:33:57 PM

sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.


Missed that... Oh well, that happens from time to time. It's a physical game.
 
2013-05-01 09:34:14 PM

Anderson's Pooper: irishman4: you must be a bruins fan.

That's funny enough that I will not take offense.  Sabres fan here, can't pull for Boston teams in any sport.


the last few weeks of the season if the bruins scored 4 goals in a week, it was a good week :\
 
2013-05-01 09:34:50 PM

sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...

naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.


also, a couple of blue bounces and this would be a tie game, how ever worthy,  the hockey Gods are wearing black and gold tonight, and that I neglected to sacrifice a chicken today has not gone unnoticed...
 
2013-05-01 09:37:10 PM

sno man: sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...

naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.

also, a couple of blue bounces and this would be a tie game, how ever worthy,  the hockey Gods are wearing black and gold tonight, and that I neglected to sacrifice a chicken today has not gone unnoticed...



The Bruins have hit 2-3 posts as well this evening, along with the delayed whistle that took away the 5th goal.

Not trying to start shiat, but lets call it real. There have been a lot of missed chances for both teams.
 
2013-05-01 09:37:51 PM

sno man: sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...

naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.

also, a couple of blue bounces and this would be a tie game, how ever worthy,  the hockey Gods are wearing black and gold tonight, and that I neglected to sacrifice a chicken today has not gone unnoticed...


in that case, the bruins could easily have another goal or 3 also...
 
2013-05-01 09:38:14 PM
Leafs, you kind of suck.
 
2013-05-01 09:38:43 PM

fatalvenom: sno man: sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...

naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.

also, a couple of blue bounces and this would be a tie game, how ever worthy,  the hockey Gods are wearing black and gold tonight, and that I neglected to sacrifice a chicken today has not gone unnoticed...


The Bruins have hit 2-3 posts as well this evening, along with the delayed whistle that took away the 5th goal.

Not trying to start shiat, but lets call it real. There have been a lot of missed chances for both teams.

 
2013-05-01 09:39:20 PM

sno man: sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...

naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.

also, a couple of blue bounces and this would be a tie game, how ever worthy,  the hockey Gods are wearing black and gold tonight, and that I neglected to sacrifice a chicken today has not gone unnoticed...


I'm not sure Jobu would be much help with a slapshot anyway.
 
2013-05-01 09:39:28 PM
Nice cross-check on McQuaid in the crease
 
2013-05-01 09:39:32 PM
EIGHTEEN SHOTS ALL NIGHT?!?

That is ABYSMAL, Toronto.

/Bruins fan.
 
2013-05-01 09:39:50 PM
go broons!
 
2013-05-01 09:40:16 PM
This is the best the Bruins have played in a very long time...

See you later, Orr.
 
2013-05-01 09:40:26 PM
it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.
 
2013-05-01 09:40:26 PM
There's a reason we cut you, Colton.
 
2013-05-01 09:40:28 PM

sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: sno man: fatalvenom: sno man: keylock71: Clean hit.

so was the elbow to his head in the first period, that wasn't called.

Here we go...

naaa, just that we get four games in May was enough fro me this year, we might get 5... A lot of people have been calling for 6.  baby steps...  These guys need to know what the playoffs mean, before they have a hope of winning a round.

also, a couple of blue bounces and this would be a tie game, how ever worthy,  the hockey Gods are wearing black and gold tonight, and that I neglected to sacrifice a chicken today has not gone unnoticed...


The Bruins have hit 2-3 posts as well this evening, along with the delayed whistle that took away the 5th goal.

Not trying to start shiat, but lets call it real. There have been a lot of missed chances for both teams.



Word.
 
2013-05-01 09:42:44 PM

irishman4: it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.



I know this is going to upset a lot of Leafs fans here...

My dad is golfing buddies with Dave Keon (as I've told the story before) Leafs fans obviously know who Keon is.

Keon is rooting for the Bruins. I'm serious. Not trolling, dead serious.
 
2013-05-01 09:42:48 PM
If my record on picking winners continues, a Sharks player will score on their own empty net before the night is through.
 
2013-05-01 09:43:03 PM
Hi, guys.  Sorry I'm late, I was waylaid by a whiskey tasting tonight.  Anyway, hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland
 
2013-05-01 09:43:04 PM
classy claude gives the best line in the game the final minute curtain call
 
2013-05-01 09:44:02 PM

fatalvenom: irishman4: it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.


I know this is going to upset a lot of Leafs fans here...

My dad is golfing buddies with Dave Keon (as I've told the story before) Leafs fans obviously know who Keon is.

Keon is rooting for the Bruins. I'm serious. Not trolling, dead serious.


*snort*

That's too funny.
 
2013-05-01 09:44:09 PM

fatalvenom: irishman4: it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.


I know this is going to upset a lot of Leafs fans here...

My dad is golfing buddies with Dave Keon (as I've told the story before) Leafs fans obviously know who Keon is.

Keon is rooting for the Bruins. I'm serious. Not trolling, dead serious.


Smart fella, that Keon.
 
2013-05-01 09:44:31 PM

fatalvenom: irishman4: it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.


I know this is going to upset a lot of Leafs fans here...

My dad is golfing buddies with Dave Keon (as I've told the story before) Leafs fans obviously know who Keon is.

Keon is rooting for the Bruins. I'm serious. Not trolling, dead serious.


i dont understand
 
2013-05-01 09:45:03 PM
Old Time Hockey!
 
2013-05-01 09:45:06 PM
WE'RE NOT DONE YET
 
2013-05-01 09:46:50 PM
it's always nice to see evgeni nabokov back in his typical playoff form
 
2013-05-01 09:46:54 PM
DON'T POKE THE BEAR
 
2013-05-01 09:47:10 PM
uncalled too much man!
 
2013-05-01 09:47:50 PM
Wade Redden - 1st star. Never thought I'd see that again.
 
2013-05-01 09:47:50 PM
5-0
How you like that pens haters???

Haters gonna hate
 
2013-05-01 09:48:19 PM
Good game... Hopefully a sign of things to come.

Let's go, Bruins!!!
 
2013-05-01 09:50:12 PM
Today in Canadian local advertising:  A Windsor restaurant supply store
 
2013-05-01 09:50:13 PM
I just flipped over to the Red Sox to hear Orsillio telling Remy how 6 inches isn't enough for him, he needs a footlong......
//Subway that is
 
2013-05-01 09:50:30 PM

fatalvenom: irishman4: it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.


I know this is going to upset a lot of Leafs fans here...

My dad is golfing buddies with Dave Keon (as I've told the story before) Leafs fans obviously know who Keon is.

Keon is rooting for the Bruins. I'm serious. Not trolling, dead serious.


Ballard was a very bad man, singlehandedly responsible for all the bad years from 68 to the mid 80's, (and the current need for regular sacrifices to the hockey Gods... I thought there was some measured renewed love last year, he did show up for one of the Saturday night pre-game ceremonies...
 
2013-05-01 09:50:39 PM
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                       img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com  WINS!

FINAL SCORE 4-1, BOSTON LEADS SERIES 1-0
 
2013-05-01 09:51:43 PM
Both early games have been kinda boring.  Unless you love a good blowout.
 
2013-05-01 09:51:45 PM
well tonights games suck.

hopefully sj-van will be better
 
2013-05-01 09:52:15 PM
Chris Kelly went full-bore Thornton.


Bruins/Leafs Game 1 final, fatalvenom drunk update:

Just finishing my cocktail I poured after the 2nd INT.

Going in for another drink, my GF just went to bed...so maybe I can watch the Sharks win without having to go five-hole.

I'm tired.

Good to see the Bruins stop their all too current trend of the shiatting the bed in the 3rd period.

Holy shiat, they scored a PP goal and even freaking Boychuk scored!!!!!

I was worried about the Ference/Boychuk pairing, and so far, they have looked OK.

OK, going for another vodka cocktail and a few pulls off my Mason jar of 'shine.

img.gawkerassets.com
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-01 09:52:43 PM

keylock71: Good game... Hopefully a sign of things to come.

Let's go, Bruins!!!


Best game they played in over 30 days.
 
2013-05-01 09:53:03 PM
7 more minutes and we will have our first mastodon
 
2013-05-01 09:54:47 PM
4:45am comes along quickly... Off to bed.


Go Sharks.
 
2013-05-01 09:55:56 PM
sno man:I thought there was some measured renewed love last year, he did show up for one of the Saturday night pre-game ceremonies...


He did that more for you fans than anything.

Keon still hates the team, I feel sorry for the poor guy. Never has one of a team's best players just wanted nothing to do with a franchise.

Though I don't blame him after what he went through. He started watching Bruins games with my father more than a decade ago, and still does.
 
2013-05-01 09:56:55 PM

sinkomr: 5-0
How you like that pens haters???

Haters gonna hate


There has been much blueberry haterade consumed here tonight. ALL FOR NAUGHT as the antarctic army surges onward.
 
2013-05-01 09:57:31 PM
best i could do with a quick gis
i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

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2013-05-01 09:58:39 PM

keylock71: 4:45am comes along quickly... Off to bed.


Egads! That's a touch too early.
Good night, sir.

Great night for Boston Sports
B's Win
Sox Win
C's Win
 
2013-05-01 09:58:51 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Best game they played in over 30 days.



Easily.

I was extremely nervous going into this game tonight, especially after Toronto scored first. But it is a long series, and we'll see what happens.

/thanks again for the TF bro
//I'm sticking around for the Sharks game
 
2013-05-01 10:00:01 PM
FARKING FLOWER POWER
 
2013-05-01 10:00:17 PM

animesucks: best i could do with a quick gis



Is it too early to say you win the farking thread?!?!??
 
2013-05-01 10:00:53 PM
Am I the only one who noticed the Leaves aren't very good?
 
2013-05-01 10:01:24 PM
WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
 
2013-05-01 10:01:31 PM

geom_00: FARKING FLOWER POWER


GRASPED!
 
2013-05-01 10:01:31 PM

andychrist420: Both early games have been kinda boring.  Unless you love a good blowout.


who doesnt like a good blow.... oh.
 
2013-05-01 10:01:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-01 10:03:07 PM
Wow, Leaf's coach is calling out Boston on flopping
 
2013-05-01 10:03:31 PM

animesucks: best i could do with a quick gis
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[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


Y u posting pics of @rowe1521 and @alisonmcdevitt
They are Stephen Harper loving Leaf hating hos
 
2013-05-01 10:04:16 PM
Reasoner you cockburglar go put your face in a food processor.
 
2013-05-01 10:04:40 PM
Marty Reasoner knees Oli Jokinen, and suddenly I feel like a senior in high school again.

/It's that or feel old.
 
2013-05-01 10:04:43 PM
Marty Reasoner is the most useless hockey player of all time.
 
2013-05-01 10:05:07 PM
Isles gooning it up?
 
2013-05-01 10:05:32 PM
Hate the Isles, hate the Pens....hate the Isles, hate the Pens...fark can't make my mind up.

/looks at the score

Jezus the Isles are getting some prison love courtesy of the Pens~!
 
2013-05-01 10:05:51 PM
factfictionfantasy.com
 
2013-05-01 10:06:25 PM

fatalvenom: thanks again for the TF bro


Anytime, dude.

I'd like to see the Sharks do well just for Thorton.
 
2013-05-01 10:07:02 PM

Publikwerks: Wow, Leaf's coach is calling out Boston on flopping


Did anyone call out the Leaves on sucking?
 
2013-05-01 10:08:04 PM

fatalvenom: sno man:I thought there was some measured renewed love last year, he did show up for one of the Saturday night pre-game ceremonies...


He did that more for you fans than anything.

Keon still hates the team, I feel sorry for the poor guy. Never has one of a team's best players just wanted nothing to do with a franchise.

Though I don't blame him after what he went through. He started watching Bruins games with my father more than a decade ago, and still does.


I was 2 when the Leafs last won the cup, and grew up on the dreck that Ballard was willing to offer up,  Fans of the Leafs old enough to know at least some of the crap, love Keon way more than the team from that time.  Please let him know that, or pass it on to your dad to pass on...  Either way, could you pass on that I personally am/was a huge fan. Nearly as much for his falling out as play with the Leafs.
 
2013-05-01 10:09:37 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Pens Win!!
 
2013-05-01 10:10:26 PM
Well, those two games were snorefests.  Hopefully the Sharks-Canucks game is better...
 
2013-05-01 10:10:29 PM
i came late.  whats up with neal
 
2013-05-01 10:10:41 PM

Donnchadha: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 192x32]

Pens Win!!


Could be a long series for the Isles...
 
2013-05-01 10:11:03 PM
I, geom_00, hereby award Marc-Andre Fleury one (1)

exhibits.museum.state.il.us

/Hell of a game Pens!!!
 
2013-05-01 10:11:09 PM
SHUTOUT MOTHERFARMERS I did that one on purpose just like reasoner is purposely a goony fartsnorter
 
2013-05-01 10:14:26 PM
Anyone have a stream for VAN-SJC yet? I'm upstairs from my TV since I've got stuff to do on my PC.
 
2013-05-01 10:15:31 PM
I almost forgot...

PENGWIN!!!
 
2013-05-01 10:16:04 PM

sno man: fatalvenom: sno man:I thought there was some measured renewed love last year, he did show up for one of the Saturday night pre-game ceremonies...


He did that more for you fans than anything.

Keon still hates the team, I feel sorry for the poor guy. Never has one of a team's best players just wanted nothing to do with a franchise.

Though I don't blame him after what he went through. He started watching Bruins games with my father more than a decade ago, and still does.

I was 2 when the Leafs last won the cup, and grew up on the dreck that Ballard was willing to offer up,  Fans of the Leafs old enough to know at least some of the crap, love Keon way more than the team from that time.  Please let him know that, or pass it on to your dad to pass on...  Either way, could you pass on that I personally am/was a huge fan. Nearly as much for his falling out as play with the Leafs.


I grew up with a bunch of Rick Vaive's relatives. Ballard was indeed a very bad man. Much respect to Mr. Keon though. I love watching old games from when he was playing.
 
2013-05-01 10:16:40 PM

Publikwerks: Wow, Leaf's coach is calling out Boston on flopping


That's rich.
 
2013-05-01 10:19:41 PM
Still disappointed in that Bergeron non-goal. The fact a referee can reverse a call because they don't want a 5-1 game to open up into a bloodbath because the refs want to wrap things up and get back to the hotel room and sleep before their flight.

All besides the fact a whistle never blew immediatetly after the goal so he clearly "wasn't in the act" as the stupid little rule states. Imagine if in the NFL there was a clause where the referee "meant" to throw a flag but he didn't. so the play is reversed. hockey is the only sport that allows the referees "outs" for calls they should be held responsible for. Does the  farking field goal judge make calls on touchdowns at the other end? do the guys moving the chains on first downs tell the senior referee when he missed a hold? not to compare the great sport of hockey to greasy ol football, but when football's rules are better executed than yours, and your league is say, 100 years old, then yeah, pretty weak.

I understand you want to keep it close so there's no donnybrooks so you can get out of there. But save that bullcrap for PP's and penalties. Have some farking respect for the professional players out there working very hard for those goals. Those points come down to players contracts; careers. You don't alter that shiat because you want to get back to the hotel. besides the bruins cant hold a 2 goal lead to save their life.

selfish by the ref and embarrassing by the league

/bitter drunk
//b's win!
///let the goals flow man
 
2013-05-01 10:19:52 PM
sno man:I was 2 when the Leafs last won the cup, and grew up on the dreck that Ballard was willing to offer up,  Fans of the Leafs old enough to know at least some of the crap, love Keon way more than the team from that time.  Please let him know that, or pass it on to your dad to pass on...  Either way, could you pass on that I personally am/was a huge fan. Nearly as much for his falling out as play with the Leafs.


He knows a lot of people still love him up there, but I'll pass along another note. I probably won't see him till he goes to my parent's house to watch the US Open in June, but if I play golf with him and my father before then, I'll pass it along. He's always very appreciative of Leafs fans, he just chooses not to root for the team.
 
2013-05-01 10:20:01 PM

fatalvenom: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: With what?  Boston tends to get away with crap, everyone knows it   I really don't care since that kind of thing is not exclusive to the Bruins, I just wish fans of every team would stop pretending like it doesn't happen.  Looking long and hard at you New Jersey.

Oh stop.

As long as no one is diving like Montreal and Vancouver, or throwing huge obvious cheap shots, who cares.

Also, isn't Boston one of the most penalized teams in the league? They usually are, so how do they get away with crap?


Barely in the top 10.  And you know what I'm talking about, they get to push teams around outside the usual rules of the game.  Again, this is nothing new and other teams do it as well. I spent 6 years telling fellow Leafs fans to stop making excuses for Darcy Tucker.

fatalvenom: irishman4: it shouldn't go unnoted that the leafs coach is wearing a gold tie.


I know this is going to upset a lot of Leafs fans here...

My dad is golfing buddies with Dave Keon (as I've told the story before) Leafs fans obviously know who Keon is.

Keon is rooting for the Bruins. I'm serious. Not trolling, dead serious.


As much as he's got a legit beef with how his final years went in Toronto, the people he's mad at are long dead.  I really wish he'd let it go.
 
2013-05-01 10:21:32 PM
Coming up:

fubegra.net

vs.

fubegra.net
 
2013-05-01 10:21:38 PM
Fear the marine waterfowl.
 
2013-05-01 10:22:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 10:23:22 PM

sno man: fatalvenom: sno man:I thought there was some measured renewed love last year, he did show up for one of the Saturday night pre-game ceremonies...


He did that more for you fans than anything.

Keon still hates the team, I feel sorry for the poor guy. Never has one of a team's best players just wanted nothing to do with a franchise.

Though I don't blame him after what he went through. He started watching Bruins games with my father more than a decade ago, and still does.

I was 2 when the Leafs last won the cup, and grew up on the dreck that Ballard was willing to offer up,  Fans of the Leafs old enough to know at least some of the crap, love Keon way more than the team from that time.  Please let him know that, or pass it on to your dad to pass on...  Either way, could you pass on that I personally am/was a huge fan. Nearly as much for his falling out as play with the Leafs.


I might also mention that we are on the third (fourthish) ownership since Ballard, and Bell/Rogers would pretty much suck nasty cork for a winning team, so I'm pretty sure the culture has changed, kinda like there is nothing of the organization he left other than the colours... (as I sit here wearing the retro blue '67 current third jersey)
 
2013-05-01 10:23:22 PM
Flappyhead

Noted.
 
2013-05-01 10:23:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 10:24:29 PM
Oh shut up. The game could have been totally different had the bruin ref ignore the OBVIOUS 5 minute major for Ferences attempt to injure on Grabovsku


S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Still disappointed in that Bergeron non-goal. The fact a referee can reverse a call because they don't want a 5-1 game to open up into a bloodbath because the refs want to wrap things up and get back to the hotel room and sleep before their flight.

All besides the fact a whistle never blew immediatetly after the goal so he clearly "wasn't in the act" as the stupid little rule states. Imagine if in the NFL there was a clause where the referee "meant" to throw a flag but he didn't. so the play is reversed. hockey is the only sport that allows the referees "outs" for calls they should be held responsible for. Does the  farking field goal judge make calls on touchdowns at the other end? do the guys moving the chains on first downs tell the senior referee when he missed a hold? not to compare the great sport of hockey to greasy ol football, but when football's rules are better executed than yours, and your league is say, 100 years old, then yeah, pretty weak.

I understand you want to keep it close so there's no donnybrooks so you can get out of there. But save that bullcrap for PP's and penalties. Have some farking respect for the professional players out there working very hard for those goals. Those points come down to players contracts; careers. You don't alter that shiat because you want to get back to the hotel. besides the bruins cant hold a 2 goal lead to save their life.

selfish by the ref and embarrassing by the league

/bitter drunk
//b's win!
///let the goals flow man

 
2013-05-01 10:25:55 PM
sno man:I might also mention that we are on the third (fourthish) ownership since Ballard, and Bell/Rogers would pretty much suck nasty cork for a winning team, so I'm pretty sure the culture has changed, kinda like there is nothing of the organization he left other than the colours... (as I sit here wearing the retro blue '67 current third jersey)

I'm going back probably 5-10 years since I really asked him his actual opinion on the Leafs, but I was assured at the time it would never change. I'll ask my father to find out for you guys and let you know since I perpetuated such a sore subject.
 
2013-05-01 10:27:33 PM

ontariolightning: Oh shut up. The game could have been totally different had the bruin ref ignore the OBVIOUS 5 minute major for Ferences attempt to injure on Grabovsku



2/10.


There are actual responsible Leafs fans here this season, your BS is no longer going to be accepted.
 
2013-05-01 10:31:13 PM

geom_00: I, geom_00, hereby award Marc-Andre Fleury one (1)

[exhibits.museum.state.il.us image 478x255]

/Hell of a game Pens!!!


Nah, save the Mastodon for a game where the goalie actually makes a significant difference. A 5 - 0 blowout isn't that.
 
2013-05-01 10:33:36 PM

ontariolightning: Oh shut up. The game could have been totally different had the bruin ref ignore the OBVIOUS 5 minute major for Ferences attempt to injure on Grabovsku


S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Still disappointed in that Bergeron non-goal. The fact a referee can reverse a call because they don't want a 5-1 game to open up into a bloodbath because the refs want to wrap things up and get back to the hotel room and sleep before their flight.

All besides the fact a whistle never blew immediatetly after the goal so he clearly "wasn't in the act" as the stupid little rule states. Imagine if in the NFL there was a clause where the referee "meant" to throw a flag but he didn't. so the play is reversed. hockey is the only sport that allows the referees "outs" for calls they should be held responsible for. Does the  farking field goal judge make calls on touchdowns at the other end? do the guys moving the chains on first downs tell the senior referee when he missed a hold? not to compare the great sport of hockey to greasy ol football, but when football's rules are better executed than yours, and your league is say, 100 years old, then yeah, pretty weak.

I understand you want to keep it close so there's no donnybrooks so you can get out of there. But save that bullcrap for PP's and penalties. Have some farking respect for the professional players out there working very hard for those goals. Those points come down to players contracts; careers. You don't alter that shiat because you want to get back to the hotel. besides the bruins cant hold a 2 goal lead to save their life.

selfish by the ref and embarrassing by the league

/bitter drunk
//b's win!
///let the goals flow man


you mad? just be glad your beloved underachievers made the playoffs, its the first step.
 
2013-05-01 10:33:41 PM

LucklessWonder: geom_00: I, geom_00, hereby award Marc-Andre Fleury one (1)

[exhibits.museum.state.il.us image 478x255]

/Hell of a game Pens!!!

Nah, save the Mastodon for a game where the goalie actually makes a significant difference. A 5 - 0 blowout isn't that.


Flower did make a difference. Without some clutch saves early in the game the Islanders would have been right in it.
 
2013-05-01 10:34:17 PM
fatalvenom pre-game Sharks/Canucks drunk-update:

Poured another vodka in my giant Bruins Tervis. Hopefully this brings luck to the Sharks.

The stray cat that I give cans of tuna and dry cat food to on a daily basis is sleeping on the hood of my Mustang in the garage.
i1045.photobucket.com

I'm writing down a reminder in my note calendar to clarify Keon's current feelings about the Leafs for sno man and Flappyhead.

I've gone though about 1/8 of a jar of moonshine in the last two nights, thank god I ordered two this year.

anyhow...

fatalvenom drunk rating: 7/10 (Gingerly climbing, but nothing to raise a stink about. Yet)

/Go Sharks
 
2013-05-01 10:34:34 PM
7uongo starting for the Canucks... prepare for lulz.
 
2013-05-01 10:36:25 PM

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Oh shut up. The game could have been totally different had the bruin ref ignore the OBVIOUS 5 minute major for Ferences attempt to injure on Grabovsku


2/10.


There are actual responsible Leafs fans here this season, your BS is no longer going to be accepted.


someone here thinks they have power.
 
2013-05-01 10:37:33 PM
<(' )

PENS WIN
 
2013-05-01 10:37:35 PM
Back for the late game... let's do this!
 
2013-05-01 10:38:36 PM

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: All besides the fact a whistle never blew immediatetly after the goal so he clearly "wasn't in the act" as the stupid little rule states. Imagine if in the NFL there was a clause where the referee "meant" to throw a flag but he didn't. so the play is reversed. hockey is the only sport that allows the referees "outs" for calls they should be held responsible for. Does the  farking field goal judge make calls on touchdowns at the other end? do the guys moving the chains on first downs tell the senior referee when he missed a hold? not to compare the great sport of hockey to greasy ol football, but when football's rules are better executed than yours, and your league is say, 100 years old, then yeah, pretty weak.


Whores don't get paid for intent to blow.
 
2013-05-01 10:39:49 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
teenthropologist.files.wordpress.com


meded.ucsd.edu
winteriscoming.net
 
2013-05-01 10:42:33 PM
Go 'Nucks Go! Fark Thornton in his playoff poison ass!
 
2013-05-01 10:43:06 PM
So is Schneider on the bench for the Canucks in case Luongo gets hurt, or did they emergency-call-up a minor leaguer?
 
2013-05-01 10:43:19 PM
where is everyone?  usually busy in the hockey playoff threads
 
2013-05-01 10:44:04 PM

ontariolightning: someone here thinks they have power.



And someone here thinks that they would gather favor for themselves against me?

Listen, I may be an asshole but I'm typically a loveable one.

You? Not so much.
 
2013-05-01 10:44:44 PM
Obviously I wasn't in the thread for the game that was relevant to me but...wow. What an embarrassment. I gave up at 4-0 and went to the gym. Just lifeless. I'll have to skip Game 2 since my friend's wedding is at the same time, but the Isles damn well better show a pulse.

mikaloyd: Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry. Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers


Maybe it's only recognized locally, and maybe it's more from us than the Rangers fans, but that shiat gets intense. How you feel about the Flyers, I feel that way about the Rangers. The last regular season game in particular was nuts. I really think that if both teams become consistently good it'll make a huge difference.
 
2013-05-01 10:45:42 PM
The torture that is being a Sharks fan begins...
 
2013-05-01 10:46:15 PM

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: someone here thinks they have power.


And someone here thinks that they would gather favor for themselves against me?

Listen, I may be an asshole but I'm typically a loveable one.

You? Not so much.


All i see is you threatening to have me susp by asking mods for a favour because you are e-likeable .. that isnt corruption at all
 
2013-05-01 10:47:15 PM
Damn, nice save by pee helmet.
 
2013-05-01 10:47:56 PM
Great. Luongo starts the series standing on his head.
 
2013-05-01 10:48:28 PM
I still don't like Torres, but I love seeing him smash his old teammates.
 
2013-05-01 10:49:02 PM
FROWNY B*TCH KESLER!
 
2013-05-01 10:49:22 PM

FreakinB: Obviously I wasn't in the thread for the game that was relevant to me but...wow. What an embarrassment. I gave up at 4-0 and went to the gym. Just lifeless. I'll have to skip Game 2 since my friend's wedding is at the same time, but the Isles damn well better show a pulse.

mikaloyd: Islanders and Rangers need a better rivalry. Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers

Maybe it's only recognized locally, and maybe it's more from us than the Rangers fans, but that shiat gets intense. How you feel about the Flyers, I feel that way about the Rangers. The last regular season game in particular was nuts. I really think that if both teams become consistently good it'll make a huge difference.


In the 80s when the Rangers were making the playoffs off and on while the Isles were contending for the Stanley Cup was perhaps the best time.  The last playoff series between was (appropriately) in '94 and the Rangers swept them.
 
2013-05-01 10:50:25 PM
Zack Kassian has crazy sex abuser eyes.
 
2013-05-01 10:52:23 PM

Rev.K: Zack Kassian has crazy sex abuser eyes.


??
 
2013-05-01 10:52:33 PM

thisiszombocom: where is everyone?  usually busy in the hockey playoff threads


I'm in Montana. Have to go out to watch the game. Phone typing sucks.

/ not a chance I take my kindle to a Montana sports bar
 
2013-05-01 10:53:35 PM

fatalvenom: Rev.K: Zack Kassian has crazy sex abuser eyes.

??


Look at the guy. Everytime the camera is on him his eyes say "YOU GONNA GET RAPED".
 
2013-05-01 10:53:52 PM

fatalvenom: Rev.K: Zack Kassian has crazy sex abuser eyes.

??


Oh goddamn it...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

/not the first pic I tried to post
 
2013-05-01 10:54:11 PM
i smell OT
 
2013-05-01 10:54:45 PM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED the Sharks couldn't score on a power play in the playoffs.
 
2013-05-01 10:55:33 PM

mikaloyd: Id root for a team with a starting line of Hitler, George Bush, Justn Beiber Bill Belichick, Pronger, and Ontario Lightning as goalie before I ever rooted for the Flyers.


Someone with better Photoshop skills than mine needs to get on that one.
 
2013-05-01 10:55:58 PM
Finally here, how goes the game?
 
2013-05-01 10:56:04 PM

mediablitz: The torture that is being a Sharks fan begins...


As a long time Bruins fan, I feel your pain. The curse of the Thornton is real... SUCKERS!!!11!
 
2013-05-01 10:56:29 PM

craigzy: i smell OT


At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.
 
2013-05-01 10:59:16 PM

ontariolightning: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: someone here thinks they have power.


And someone here thinks that they would gather favor for themselves against me?

Listen, I may be an asshole but I'm typically a loveable one.

You? Not so much.

All i see is you threatening to have me susp by asking mods for a favour because you are e-likeable .. that isnt corruption at all


All the mods can't do that, as much as a few might want to... And the admins are busy breaking a new e-mail server in..
But the easy way to not get a vacation is to not be a dick.  just sayin'
 
2013-05-01 11:01:30 PM

mediablitz: I'm shocked, SHOCKED the Sharks couldn't score on a power play in the playoffs.


Consistency is key.  Or something.
 
2013-05-01 11:02:23 PM
holy christmas!
 
2013-05-01 11:02:34 PM
Torres getting sticked in the head and neck?

pjmedia.com
 
2013-05-01 11:02:47 PM
Ow... looked to be charging, a little boarding, checking from behind.
 
2013-05-01 11:03:11 PM
Holy charging!!!
 
2013-05-01 11:03:30 PM

buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.


I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities.
 
2013-05-01 11:04:00 PM
I think my only question for this game is will there be more goals than casualties.
 
2013-05-01 11:05:10 PM
/lots of uncalled penalties.  Doesn't really matter.  Sharks suck on the PP anyway
 
2013-05-01 11:05:30 PM
Found this on GIS
hockeyindependent.com
 
2013-05-01 11:05:30 PM

Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities.

diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.
 
2013-05-01 11:06:37 PM

fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.


Les Habs tomorrow?
 
2013-05-01 11:07:30 PM

LucklessWonder: fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.

Les Habs tomorrow?


Don't bother with him.
 
2013-05-01 11:08:01 PM

fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.


ROY!  THE ANSWER IS ROY!  I KNOW THIS ONE SERIUOISSKTLY
 
2013-05-01 11:10:24 PM
the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?
 
2013-05-01 11:12:04 PM

craigzy: the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?


I especially appreciate the ref slapping the stick away before the faceoff.
 
2013-05-01 11:12:10 PM

craigzy: the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?


If there's one thing you can expect it's inconsistent refs.
 
2013-05-01 11:12:54 PM

fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.


I predict the Sedin sisters win gold in synchronized diving.
 
2013-05-01 11:13:08 PM

BATMANATEE: I'm on your side, but living in FL doesn't really refute the redneck claim. Being sophisticated enough to support The Bruins does though.



Well, There are many different places in Florida, and some are about as non-redneck as a downtown Manhattan magazine kiosk or an office on Wall St..
Florida isn't filled with toothless wanker-idiots who constantly hunt for cheap ways to find meth and oxycontin...although that is a lucrative business in the "lesser" parts.

The "good areas" just like any city or country, are not the same as everything that is described by the idiots who get their directions wrong and end up in a neighborhodd where some homeless guy is offering to wash your windshield and suck your dick for a cheeseburger.
 
2013-05-01 11:14:42 PM

change1211: LucklessWonder: fatalvenom: Fubegra: buckeyebrain: At the pace this is going, all forty players on both rosters might kill each other first.

I'm expecting at least one or two fatalities. diving gold medals.


You know who will earn them.

Les Habs tomorrow?

Don't bother with him.


Aww...are you OL's alt?
 
2013-05-01 11:14:51 PM
I just noticed that NBC can get their logo in the corner boards in Vancouver, but not TSN. Nice what a lot of money can do for you, eh?
 
2013-05-01 11:16:09 PM
Ok sharks lets get this done
 
2013-05-01 11:16:16 PM
Cool, the Sharks get another power play to not score on.
 
2013-05-01 11:16:30 PM

fatalvenom: BATMANATEE: I'm on your side, but living in FL doesn't really refute the redneck claim. Being sophisticated enough to support The Bruins does though.


Well, There are many different places in Florida, and some are about as non-redneck as a downtown Manhattan magazine kiosk or an office on Wall St..
Florida isn't filled with toothless wanker-idiots who constantly hunt for cheap ways to find meth and oxycontin...although that is a lucrative business in the "lesser" parts.

The "good areas" just like any city or country, are not the same as everything that is described by the idiots who get their directions wrong and end up in a neighborhodd where some homeless guy is offering to wash your windshield and suck your dick for a cheeseburger.


cheap oxy?  LIES
 
2013-05-01 11:17:09 PM

fatalvenom: There are many different places in Florida, and some are about as non-redneck as a downtown Manhattan magazine kiosk or an office on Wall St..


Rednecks are in every state. There are even outposts of Redneckistan in the Chicago area.

/right around the NW corner of the I-80/I-57 junction, you can almost hear the banjos
 
2013-05-01 11:17:31 PM
One happy note for Leaf fans...
The future Leafs... Marlies are the first AHL team into the second round with their win tonight! Will Acton with the deflection goal in overtime... beat Rochester three straight.
 
2013-05-01 11:18:43 PM
Is it just me or do the refs keep on getting in everyone's way?
 
2013-05-01 11:21:07 PM

andychrist420: mediablitz: I'm shocked, SHOCKED the Sharks couldn't score on a power play in the playoffs.

Consistency is key.  Or something.


Having horrible 2011 Luongo flashbacks...
 
2013-05-01 11:21:18 PM

change1211: Is it just me or do the refs keep on getting in everyone's way?


There's your answer.
 
2013-05-01 11:22:35 PM
Xfinity is doubling the speed of two of its fastest internet tiers... so you can reach your bandwidth cap twice as fast!
 
2013-05-01 11:22:43 PM

change1211: Is it just me or do the refs keep on getting in everyone's way?


That's what they do.  Those lazy players just need to go around them.
 
2013-05-01 11:24:28 PM
OK...Sharks/Canucks 1st INT drunk report:

I'm fading fast. I fell for a few troll posts from OL. That should be the sober checkpoint for our SCP threads from here on out.

Going back to the garage to have a cig and refill my Tervis, and take a few sips of 'shine. I'm getting close to 10/10 mode.

I might not make it to the 3rd period.

We can make that determination when I start typing incoherently.
 
2013-05-01 11:24:38 PM
also good news, the fark mail server is working again!
 
2013-05-01 11:25:37 PM

Buck Henderson: craigzy: the refs let all this shiat go, but is lecturing them?  how does that work?

I especially appreciate the ref slapping the stick away before the faceoff.


I'm listening to the 'nuks feed on tunein while I watch at BWW. ALL the missed calls are benefitting the Sharks.
Better homers than div II football
 
2013-05-01 11:26:41 PM

sno man: One happy note for Leaf fans...
The future Leafs... Marlies are the first AHL team into the second round with their win tonight! Will Acton with the deflection goal in overtime... beat Rochester three straight.


dammit
 
2013-05-01 11:26:44 PM

fatalvenom: Flappyhead

Noted.


I hope you're not taking my posts as angry reactionary stuff btw.   I have to listen to bitter, insecure Senators fans complaining  all the time about "the refs let this team get away with blah blah blah so we didn't win the series" so I have a low tolerance whenever the issues of what did and did not get called is brought up.  Oh and next time you see Dave let him know my dad says he was a better skater than Howe.

/and your stray cat needs to be a photoshop contest.
 
2013-05-01 11:26:51 PM

fatalvenom: OK...Sharks/Canucks 1st INT drunk report:

I'm fading fast. I fell for a few troll posts from OL. That should be the sober checkpoint for our SCP threads from here on out.

Going back to the garage to have a cig and refill my Tervis, and take a few sips of 'shine. I'm getting close to 10/10 mode.

I might not make it to the 3rd period.

We can make that determination when I start typing incoherently.


hang in there... I'm out for tonight, might check in tomorrow and will definitely be back Sat.
 
2013-05-01 11:27:02 PM

sno man: also good news, the fark mail server is working again!


Hmmm. So I should do my biannual mail check?
 
2013-05-01 11:29:48 PM

mediablitz: sno man: also good news, the fark mail server is working again!

Hmmm. So I should do my biannual mail check?


whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-05-01 11:31:45 PM
Good luck whatever team. See you all tomorrow around 7pm... and who the f*ck puts a playoff game on around 12:30 in the afternoon? Sorry Rangers and Caps fans, cause that is stupid.
 
2013-05-01 11:32:49 PM
OMG THAT farkING VOICEBOX biatch GET THE fark OFF MY TV I HATE YOU, I QUIT SMOKING YEARS AGO
 
2013-05-01 11:34:12 PM

craigzy: OMG THAT farkING VOICEBOX biatch GET THE fark OFF MY TV I HATE YOU, I QUIT SMOKING YEARS AGO


Nonsmoker here (tobacco allergy is a blessing and a curse), but those CDC spots are pretty squicky.
 
2013-05-01 11:35:22 PM

sno man: mediablitz: sno man: also good news, the fark mail server is working again!

Hmmm. So I should do my biannual mail check?

whatever floats your boat.


Dude. I left a really nice tip. Why do bitter?
 
2013-05-01 11:36:13 PM
Damn, 4AM start means I got to turn in. I hope the game goes to OT for the hockey farkers to enjoy.

Also, I believe the Sharks are only 3 shots shy of tying the Leafs output tonight and they still have a minimum 40 minutes to play
 
2013-05-01 11:36:49 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead

Noted.

I hope you're not taking my posts as angry reactionary stuff btw.   I have to listen to bitter, insecure Senators fans complaining  all the time about "the refs let this team get away with blah blah blah so we didn't win the series" so I have a low tolerance whenever the issues of what did and did not get called is brought up.  Oh and next time you see Dave let him know my dad says he was a better skater than Howe.

/and your stray cat needs to be a photoshop contest.



Absolutely not, Sir. You're one of the good guys.

I'm creatively insufficent (drunk as a farking skunk, with no spelling/grammar cares).

I'll tell him about your father's comments about his skating...which from what I've seen in an old clip is like silk sliding on ice.

I find it hard to believe that I never faved you until now...but I got u under "leafs blue".

/and please do introduce my stray "Lefty" (because she is missing an ear from tagging) to the meme world.
//that would be hilarious
 
2013-05-01 11:40:35 PM
ow
 
2013-05-01 11:40:43 PM
damnit desjardin you fool!
 
2013-05-01 11:41:51 PM
How was that a penalty?
 
2013-05-01 11:43:30 PM