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(Guardian)   Boston bombers' carjacking victim finally speaks up, with a harrowing tale made up for him by the FBI and CIA to further their false-flag operation   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 46
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2013-05-01 08:22:29 AM
He said he knew the secret code phrase so they let him live " derka derka mohamid jihad!
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2013-05-01 08:26:07 AM
It was Professor Plum in the Observatory with the knife.
 
2013-05-01 08:26:23 AM
ha. the guy told the terrorists that Chinese love Muslims?

China sure loves Muslims... loves blowing the shiat out of them if they threaten the internal order and territorial integrity of China.

/ there's a Muslim Chinese restaurant near the Cisco campus that is pretty good...
 
2013-05-01 08:27:12 AM
They should have found someone who wouldn't take so long to memorize his lines.
 
2013-05-01 08:27:17 AM
Danny told the Globe he had pulled over to send a text in Brighton, a Boston neighbourhood west of downtown, when a man in dark clothes approached and knocked on the passenger-side car window. Danny could not hear what the man was saying, so lowered the window. The man - who turned out to be Tamerlan Tsarnaev - climbed in, carrying a gun.

"Don't be stupid," Tsarnaev said. He asked Danny if he had heard about the marathon bombings. "I did that," Tsarnaev said. "And I just killed a policeman in Cambridge."

How convenient that Tsarnaev would admit this so clearly and straightforwardly to a random stranger.
 
2013-05-01 08:28:36 AM
The Boston Bombings is the work of the Bilderbergers, angered over their drop in the International Conspiracy Rankings.  For generations the ICR has been a staple of poorly-xeroxed leaflets and ranting street corner prophets. However with the introduction of the Internet by the Illuminati, the ICR has lost its prominence.  For the last two decades, any moron with a keyword and an AOL connection could bather on about reptile men and Mayan Aliens. This diluted the ICR and its standard bearers.  The Bilderbergers are on a mission to restore both the ICR and their fear-inducing name.
 
2013-05-01 08:29:26 AM
"Don't be stupid," Tsarnaev said. He asked Danny if he had heard about the marathon bombings. "I did that," Tsarnaev said. "And I just killed a policeman in Cambridge."


Really? I shouldn't have been so harsh previously. Obviously the script sucked.
 
2013-05-01 08:32:35 AM
A Chinese guy named Danny? Who has a conveniently short paper-trail in these United States and wants to stay relatively anonymous? Who thinks a Muslim fanatic won't remember the Chinese government's treatment of Muslims (destroying mosques, imprisoning Muslims for being "anti-socialist") within living memory?

Riiight. This stinks of ham-fisted American ignorance, like when they cancelled Dallas because they thought it would secure them the rights to Mexico's lunar territory.
 
2013-05-01 08:33:10 AM

Raharu: Zero post green light?

More like false fark operation.


Mods gotta keep them clicks coming in.

Trolling headlines are good for that.
 
2013-05-01 08:33:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Danny told the Globe he had pulled over to send a text in Brighton, a Boston neighbourhood west of downtown, when a man in dark clothes approached and knocked on the passenger-side car window. Danny could not hear what the man was saying, so lowered the window. The man - who turned out to be Tamerlan Tsarnaev - climbed in, carrying a gun.

"Don't be stupid," Tsarnaev said. He asked Danny if he had heard about the marathon bombings. "I did that," Tsarnaev said. "And I just killed a policeman in Cambridge."
How convenient that Tsarnaev would admit this so clearly and straightforwardly to a random stranger.


You're also talking about guys who got caught because they were too dumb not wear a backwards baseball hats with their faces fully exposed and not running away when the bomb went off.

They may been smart enough to assemble a crude explosive but criminal master minds they were not.
 
2013-05-01 08:37:31 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Danny told the Globe he had pulled over to send a text in Brighton, a Boston neighbourhood west of downtown, when a man in dark clothes approached and knocked on the passenger-side car window. Danny could not hear what the man was saying, so lowered the window. The man - who turned out to be Tamerlan Tsarnaev - climbed in, carrying a gun.

"Don't be stupid," Tsarnaev said. He asked Danny if he had heard about the marathon bombings. "I did that," Tsarnaev said. "And I just killed a policeman in Cambridge."
How convenient that Tsarnaev would admit this so clearly and straightforwardly to a random stranger.


/He probably figured that everyone knew him at that point, and telling him such would intimidate him into complying with his wishes.  Good on him for escaping, and alerting police.  It helped kill the asshole older brother, and his shiat heel toady younger brother.  Too bad they didn't kill the younger one, but I'll settle for capture.  It was just karma that he ran over his brother in a fit of "OMG...I DON'T WANNA DIE" road rage.  Still wanna see him charged with murdering his brother, but it's not going to happen.  The charges they have on him now are enough to kill him, or send him to be a cell mate with good old chuckles Manson for life.  That boy will never see the light of day as a free man.
 
2013-05-01 08:39:25 AM

max_pooper: AverageAmericanGuy: Danny told the Globe he had pulled over to send a text in Brighton, a Boston neighbourhood west of downtown, when a man in dark clothes approached and knocked on the passenger-side car window. Danny could not hear what the man was saying, so lowered the window. The man - who turned out to be Tamerlan Tsarnaev - climbed in, carrying a gun.

"Don't be stupid," Tsarnaev said. He asked Danny if he had heard about the marathon bombings. "I did that," Tsarnaev said. "And I just killed a policeman in Cambridge."
How convenient that Tsarnaev would admit this so clearly and straightforwardly to a random stranger.

You're also talking about guys who got caught because they were too dumb not wear a backwards baseball hats with their faces fully exposed and not running away when the bomb went off.

They may been smart enough to assemble a crude explosive but criminal master minds they were not.


Plus, like, the guy was totally not white, so he's going to like, totally GET ME as a terrorist, you know man?  Cause fark whitey, where white as defined as only Americans with skin tones within ten shades of Pantone 11-0601.
 
2013-05-01 08:39:36 AM
Drink a dick, subby.
 
2013-05-01 08:40:25 AM
I bet the jews were in on it.
 
2013-05-01 08:42:22 AM

duffblue: I bet the jews were in on it.


they did screw with my Christmas lights.
 
2013-05-01 08:43:35 AM

duffblue: I bet the jews were in on it.


Hey, fark you
 
2013-05-01 08:47:53 AM

duffblue: I bet the jews were in on it.


It was bronies. Don't buy their "love and tolerance" crap. That's just their ruse to hide their true motives.
 
2013-05-01 08:48:54 AM
Obviously a manchurian candidate sent by communist Obama.
 
2013-05-01 08:50:03 AM
Meh. Headline doesn't suck that bad. Subby is just clumsy at being sarcastic.

/not subby
 
2013-05-01 08:51:09 AM

gunga galunga: duffblue: I bet the jews were in on it.

It was bronies. Don't buy their "love and tolerance" crap. That's just their ruse to hide their true motives.


That's the kind of talk that gets a guy hugged.  Hugged, and stared.
 
2013-05-01 08:51:54 AM
Why would anyone ask whether or not a car could be driven out of State? Could this guy's story sound any more fishy?
 
2013-05-01 08:59:37 AM
"His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted."

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-01 08:59:41 AM

squibbits: Why would anyone ask whether or not a car could be driven out of State? Could this guy's story sound any more fishy?


If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

/America - You've no idea how good we have it.
 
2013-05-01 09:02:33 AM

rubi_con_man: squibbits: Why would anyone ask whether or not a car could be driven out of State? Could this guy's story sound any more fishy?

If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

/America - You've no idea how good we have it.


Especially with a cab, where it actually DOES have GPS tracking and such noticeably displayed.  I know I wouldn't be shocked if a cab had some kind of automatic theft alarm for going too far away, or something like that.  It's not like you can't imagine a company tightly monitoring the location of their fleet vehicles.
 
2013-05-01 09:09:07 AM

rubi_con_man: squibbits: Why would anyone ask whether or not a car could be driven out of State? Could this guy's story sound any more fishy?

If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

/America - You've no idea how good we have it.


Mr. Wembley, it happened again.

babysimpson.co.uk
 
2013-05-01 09:15:53 AM
Wow, there's a lot of sheeple in here today.

It's really obvious.  It came down to a powerplay, a classic showdown between the two main Illuminati groups.  The Gnomes of Zurich were making good money off the IRS and had just picked up the FBI to keep them out of the hands of the Bermuda Triangle.  The Bavarian Illuminati wasn't going to stand for that, and they certainly weren't going to let the Servants of Cthulhu destroy them.  So they attacked to control the FBI using the Semiconscious Liberation Army (which they controlled through Chinese Campaign Donors).  And you can bet it was a privileged attack.  In retaliation, the Gnomes attempted to play Assassination on the Bavarian's Big Media.  Unfortunately for the Gnomes, Big Media was aware of Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know, and the Assassination backfired on the Gnomes.  The bombing was a retaliation, because not only was Big Media there but also the people funding the marathon, the ones that have been working for the Bavarians the entire time, helping to arrange the Illuminati power structure to ensure everything moves in the right direction, lining up all the arrows only they could see.

The Goldfish Fanciers.  And that's who was taken out in this attack.

/semper Fnord
 
2013-05-01 09:17:17 AM
Last weeks news in Boston.
Guardian must be on a tape-delay.
 
2013-05-01 09:19:06 AM

rubi_con_man: If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

/America - You've no idea how good we have it.


How long had the Tsarnaev's been living in the US?  I thought they had both lived in the US for about 10 years.

/I think someone is trying to make this bombing out to be something more than two idiots who thought they could make a statement by blowing something up
 
2013-05-01 09:20:19 AM

Tatsuma: duffblue: I bet the jews were in on it.

Hey, fark you


you would like that, wouldn't you? you dirty terrorist.
 
2013-05-01 09:21:11 AM
The sad thing is that at least two people in this thread are not being sarcastic with the conspiracy theory derp.
 
2013-05-01 09:31:47 AM

Facetious_Speciest: A Chinese guy named Danny? Who has a conveniently short paper-trail in these United States and wants to stay relatively anonymous? Who thinks a Muslim fanatic won't remember the Chinese government's treatment of Muslims (destroying mosques, imprisoning Muslims for being "anti-socialist") within living memory?

Riiight. This stinks of ham-fisted American ignorance, like when they cancelled Dallas because they thought it would secure them the rights to Mexico's lunar territory.


Like two Chechens know anything about Chinese treatment of Muslims. I mean these two guys grew up in Kyrgyzstan for Christ sakes. That's out in the middle of nowhere. It does share a boarder with China but they boarder Xinjiang which has Uyghurs not Muslims.

/Guys were probly more anti American than any type of pro Muslim.
 
2013-05-01 09:34:13 AM

rubi_con_man: squibbits: Why would anyone ask whether or not a car could be driven out of State? Could this guy's story sound any more fishy?

If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

/America - You've no idea how good we have it.


If she came from Eastern Europe, she may well have grown up in the Soviet-era.  The USSR had such a system in place, where you had to have an "internal passport" to go from one SSR to another.

We like to quote the Hunt For Red October on Fark.  They briefly talk about this at the beginning, where the one sailor tells Capt. Ramius he'd like to get an RV and drive from state-to-state, but asked first "they let you do that?  No papers?", he was the guy who wanted to see Montana.
 
2013-05-01 09:40:41 AM
I figured it out. "Danny" is actually Raymond K Hessel.
 
2013-05-01 09:56:45 AM

rubi_con_man: If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

oyster.ignimgs.com

 
2013-05-01 10:06:14 AM

legion_of_doo: ha. the guy told the terrorists that Chinese love Muslims?

China sure loves Muslims... loves blowing the shiat out of them if they threaten the internal order and territorial integrity of China.


This.  Quick thinking, but it only worked because, apparently, Tsarnaev was as ignorant as he was violent...

Good riddance.
 
2013-05-01 10:09:08 AM

rubi_con_man: squibbits: Why would anyone ask whether or not a car could be driven out of State? Could this guy's story sound any more fishy?

If you come from a place where there are inter-city checkpoints, it's not so fishy. I was in a car at one point with a beautiful woman from eastern Europe. She was under the impression that there were 'immigration controls' at every state border.

/America - You've no idea how good we have it.


Sadly, my BIL was pulled over by border control...hundreds of miles from the northern border.
 
2013-05-01 10:10:17 AM

Betep: Last weeks news in Boston.
Guardian must be on a tape-delay.


Plus the Fark tape-delay...
 
2013-05-01 10:26:53 AM
www.lynnskitchenadventures.com
Stock up.
 
2013-05-01 10:34:05 AM
So who pays for his car, with the 130 bullet holes in it?
 
2013-05-01 10:57:07 AM
Bullshiat, I have it on the highest authority this was real and it was most likely done by the tea party to coincide with tax day.
 
2013-05-01 11:00:09 AM

BitwiseShift: So who pays for his car, with the 130 bullet holes in it?


That's the thing about shooting up a car driven by the Chinese, 30 minutes later you want to shoot another one.
 
2013-05-01 11:07:32 AM

UNC_Samurai: Wow, there's a lot of sheeple in here today.

It's really obvious.  It came down to a powerplay, a classic showdown between the two main Illuminati groups.  The Gnomes of Zurich were making good money off the IRS and had just picked up the FBI to keep them out of the hands of the Bermuda Triangle.  The Bavarian Illuminati wasn't going to stand for that, and they certainly weren't going to let the Servants of Cthulhu destroy them.  So they attacked to control the FBI using the Semiconscious Liberation Army (which they controlled through Chinese Campaign Donors).  And you can bet it was a privileged attack.  In retaliation, the Gnomes attempted to play Assassination on the Bavarian's Big Media.  Unfortunately for the Gnomes, Big Media was aware of Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know, and the Assassination backfired on the Gnomes.  The bombing was a retaliation, because not only was Big Media there but also the people funding the marathon, the ones that have been working for the Bavarians the entire time, helping to arrange the Illuminati power structure to ensure everything moves in the right direction, lining up all the arrows only they could see.

The Goldfish Fanciers.  And that's who was taken out in this attack.

/semper Fnord


I would subscribe to your newsletter, but I don't have control of the Post Office or Junk Mail right now.
 
2013-05-01 11:51:33 AM

BitwiseShift: So who pays for his car, with the 130 bullet holes in it?


The people handing him the script, of course.
 
2013-05-01 11:59:52 AM
My money's on The Pentaverate.
 
2013-05-01 02:18:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Danny told the Globe he had pulled over to send a text in Brighton, a Boston neighbourhood west of downtown, when a man in dark clothes approached and knocked on the passenger-side car window. Danny could not hear what the man was saying, so lowered the window. The man - who turned out to be Tamerlan Tsarnaev - climbed in, carrying a gun.

"Don't be stupid," Tsarnaev said. He asked Danny if he had heard about the marathon bombings. "I did that," Tsarnaev said. "And I just killed a policeman in Cambridge."
How convenient that Tsarnaev would admit this so clearly and straightforwardly to a random stranger.


a random stranger he was trying to convince to give up the car keys.
 
2013-05-01 02:37:59 PM
Ha you're all wrong and fools to boot! This is a plot by the new owners of twinkies! Blowing up healthy people killing them or making them cripple in order to scare people into not leaving home and buying more comfort/junk food! Follow the cream filling!
 
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