Bathia_Mapes: FTA...On the way there, he started chewing foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser, an officer wroteWell of course he was chewing on the foam. Poor dude was hungry. Shame on the cops for not stopping & getting him a burger.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Idiot/911 only delivers 2 liter bottles of Coke and Pepsi products//1 case minimum///mix or match
Confabulat: I know it wouldn't be professional, but if I was the arresting officer in this case, how could you NOT burst through the door with a pitcher?
log_jammin: was in jail Tuesday in lieu of $150 bail.I'm guessing that Jarvis Sutton is not a well-to-do man and has no well-to-do friends.
missmez: log_jammin: was in jail Tuesday in lieu of $150 bail.I'm guessing that Jarvis Sutton is not a well-to-do man and has no well-to-do friends.How dare you? Only the finest peole abuse public services for goods and koolaid.
Mugato: How'd he call 911 80 times? I thought they always show up on every call no matter what.
elguerodiablo: I blame the Kool-Aid company for pulling the PSAs showing the proper way to summon the Kool-Aid Man.On a side not yelling "Hey Kool-Aid" at a fatass resplendent in bright red is amazingly fun and satisfying. It makes you kind of a dick, especially if you don't know the fatty, but it's totally worth it.
log_jammin: I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that the obviously non emergency call was given a lower priority than anything else going on
Mugato: log_jammin: I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that the obviously non emergency call was given a lower priority than anything else going onNo, they send the cops for frivolous calls.
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